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16 March, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels. Multiple long-duration C-class eruptions were associated with activity from Region 3599 (S13, L=067), as it rotated beyond the W limb. The largest event was a C6.0 flare at 15/0610 UTC. Associated with the flare activity were multiple CME signatures in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery, though none are expected to be Earth-directed. All regions were stable and quiet.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind conditions were weakly enhanced due to positive polarity CH HSS influences. Solar wind speeds ranged 375-450 km/s, total field strength decreased from 7 nT to 4 nT, and Bz varied +/-5 nT. The phi angle was positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 15 degrees, 11' 11", at a velocity of 13.22 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. It is 381883.07 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 26 Pis 09' 18", and is 148822565km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 15 Gem 11' 11", and is 382871km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Hello, star gazers! The Moon just moved into Gemini, so buckle up your seatbelts, because we're about to take a wild ride through the cosmos. Now, I don't mean to get all science-y on you, but the Moon is precisely 382,536.595519287 km away. Yes, I've measured. Yes, I used a really, really long tape measure. Now, the Moon in Gemini is like Han Solo at a party - charming, quick-witted, and always ready with a snappy comeback. It's not here for a long time, just a good time, and it's bringing that energy to us. This period is all about communication, curiosity, and probably trying to pilot your spaceship through an asteroid field... figuratively speaking, of course. You might find yourself with an influx of restless energy during this time. It's as if someone hit the hyperdrive on your internal Millennium Falcon. You'll be zipping from one idea to the next faster than Chewbacca can fix a hyperdrive. If you've got a Darth Vader-sized problem in your life, now's the time to approach it from a new angle. Use that Gemini cleverness to your advantage. Remember, as Han Solo said, "Never tell me the odds!" And just like Han, you've got this. So, here's your mission, should you choose to accept it: Embrace your inner space smuggler. Be curious. Be daring. And above all, keep your sense of humor. The galaxy can be a tough place, but with the Moon in Gemini, you've got the charm and wit to navigate it. May the force (and the celestial bodies) be with you!
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 11 Ari 15' 29", moving at 1.73 degrees per day, and is 168548845km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury In Aries: The Cosmic Quickstep
Alright, my celestial chums. Picture this: Mercury, the fleet-footed messenger of the gods, has slipped into the fiery sneakers of Aries. And let me tell you, it's not just for some interstellar fashion statement. No, no, this is pure, unadulterated, cerebral dynamism!
Now, we all know Aries as the impatient one, right? The "I-need-it-yesterday" kind of chap. So, when Mercury parks its cosmic caboose in Aries, expect your mental gears to be on overdrive. It's like having a dozen cups of coffee and running a marathon – in your brain! You won't want to hit the repeat button on your thoughts or dwell on things. Nope! You'll be raring to leap onto the next intellectual lily pad.
And communication, my friends, will be as easy as falling off a log. Mercury in Aries is like having your own personal public speaking coach. It gives you the rocket fuel to shoot straight from the hip, say what you mean, and mean what you say. Just remember, with great power comes great... possibility for foot in mouth disease. So, while you're out there fearlessly voicing your opinions, remember to put on your diplomatic pants when sensitivity and tact are called for.
Your thoughts, dear stargazers, are going to kick-start faster than an alien spaceship. Mercury plus Aries equals light bulb moments aplenty! It's as if someone has flicked a switch and suddenly, solutions to old problems spring into your mind like popcorn. But here's the kicker: grab them quick, these Aries-inspired brainwaves have the lifespan of a mayfly. Blink and they're gone.
So, buckle up, astro-aficionados! This is your cosmic cue to embrace the rush, take the leap, and boldly go where your mind hasn't dared to dart before. Mercury in Aries? It's not just a transit, it's an adventure!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 05 Pis 23' 20", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 234381273km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Greetings and salutations, fellow stargazers and cosmic voyagers! This is your one-and-only astrological Benjamin Sisko, bringing you the latest in interstellar news. Grab your tricorders and set phasers to stun! Why, you may ask? Well, because Venus has decided to take a dip in the celestial pond of Pisces - and things are about to get dreamy, spacey, and oh-so-romantic! Now, don't start teleporting love letters across the galaxy just yet. I know, I know, it’s tempting, especially when Venus, that cosmic queen of hearts, flutters her eyelashes from the dreamy realm of Pisces. We're all about to feel as though we've been hit by some sort of love photon torpedo. You might find yourself wanting to merge with your significant other like two binary star systems becoming one. But hold on to your warp cores, my friends! A word of caution from your friendly quadrant astrologer: this planetary alignment can sometimes be as elusive as a cloaked Romulan Warbird. Venus in Pisces can fog up our judgment more than a malfunctioning holodeck. Unless you've had as much time to know someone as it takes to complete a Starfleet Academy course, it's probably best not to rush into any lifelong treaties or pacts. But fear not! This doesn’t mean you should put up your deflector shields. In fact, seeing others in an idealistic light could be just what the ship's doctor ordered. If you've been nitpicking at your partner's shortcomings like an overzealous Ferengi counting his gold-pressed latinum, the enchanting influence of Venus and compassionate Pisces might help you to appreciate the beauty in imperfection. And another thing! Venus in Pisces isn't just about romance, it's also about your credits. Now's a great time to tap into your inner Vulcan logic and consider monetising that imaginative or spiritual pursuit you've been toying with. Just remember, Venus in Pisces isn't about chasing the almighty latinum. This transit would rather see us investing in our replicators to create something charitable with our gifts. So, fellow stargazers, brace yourselves for a voyage of cosmic proportions. Venus in Pisces is about to take us on a warp speed journey to the far reaches of love and compassion. Engage!
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 24 Aqu 46' 02", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 321773100km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Ahoy, celestial voyagers! Grab your space helmets and buckle up, because we've got a cosmic roller coaster ahead. Mars, our feisty red brother, has decided to pop into Aquarius for a little chinwag. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, what does that mean for me?" Well, hold on to your tinfoil hats, because it's going to get...interesting. While Mars is more commonly known for throwing interplanetary tantrums and picking fights with asteroids, this time it's got a different agenda. As it moonwalks through Aquarius, it's like a celestial Che Guevara, stirring up a revolutionary spirit and rallying us to the cause of change. There's no time for complacency here, folks. Aquarius, being the zodiac's resident visionary, is all about radical ideas and futuristic dreams. So, strap on your jetpacks and prepare to boldly go where no one has gone before. It's not just about thinking outside the box, it's about vaporizing that box with a laser gun. As Mars electrifies Aquarius, it illuminates societal injustices like a UFO spotlight. You'll find yourself drawn to champion the underdog, standing at the forefront of change. Remember, your mind is your lightsaber, slicing through outdated concepts and carving out innovative solutions. And rules? Pfft! Who needs 'em? With Mars in Aquarius, it's like a cosmic jailbreak. You're not just breaking the mold, you're inventing an entirely new one. So, don your galaxy goggles and unleash your inner rebel! Remember, it doesn't matter how many light years away Mars is, its gravitational pull is tugging at your psyche, calling you to action. Embrace it. After all, we're all just stardust riding on a rock through the infinite cosmos. So why not make our journey count? Until next time, fellow star travelers, may your orbit be steady and your skies clear!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 07' 08", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 839508695km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Big Jupe Takes a Bull Ride
Hey there cosmic adventurers, grab your lab coats and tie-dye shirts because we're taking an astral journey 839,439,645.642393947km away. That's right, Jupiter, our jovial giant neighbor, has decided to park its cosmic caboose in Taurus. Now, you might be thinking, "My horoscope is being influenced by something prograding millions of kilometers away?" To which I say, "Absolutely! Isn't space-time continuum a hoot?"
Jupiter, the galaxy's favorite philosopher king, and Taurus, our stubborn but oh-so-lovable bull, are throwing a little shindig. And guess what? You're invited. This party isn't about boogying down, though. It's more like a zen meditation retreat where the answers we seek aren't in some dusty old book, but inside us. Who knew, right? All you have to do is silence the smartphones, turn off the Netflix, and listen to that inner voice. It's been waiting to chat.
While Jupiter is busy expanding our minds, Taurus is rolling up its sleeves and getting things done. This is the time to take those grand dreams of yours and turn them into a reality. We're talking practical to-do lists, long-term goals, and patient progress. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but I bet they made sure to lay a brick every day.
But wait, there's more. Jupiter, our lucky star, and Taurus, the zodiac's personal finance manager, are teaming up to bring prosperity your way. Sounds great, right? Just remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Taurus may love the finer things in life, but when Jupiter stops by, it's easy to mistake wants for needs. Just because you CAN buy that life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
So buckle up, star gazers! Jupiter's tour in Taurus is a journey of self-discovery, practical progress, and financial wisdom. Just remember to keep your impulses in check, or you might end up with a spaceship in your backyard and a very confused mailman.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 45' 55", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1597168468km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces - The Nerdy Hippie Astrologer Edition
Alright folks, put on your space helmets and hang onto your crystals because Saturn is currently having a pool party in Pisces. That's about 1597190177.312120914km away from us, but hey, who's counting? (Hint: it's me.) And guess what? Saturn is currently prograde, which means it's moving forward, much like how we should be progressing with our life goals (Hint: not like my dating life).
So, what does Saturn twirling around in the fishy, dreamy constellation of Pisces mean for us earthlings? Well, imagine if Yoda and Bob Ross had a cosmic baby: that's Saturn in Pisces for you. It's the perfect union of discipline and imagination. It's the ideal time to take those wild dreams of yours, like writing a sci-fi novel or opening up your own vegan café, and making them a reality. Saturn, being the cosmic taskmaster, will give you the structure you need to achieve these dreams, while Pisces will encourage you to dream bigger, to go where no man (or woman) has gone before!
However, this doesn't mean it's all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn in Pisces can be as challenging as trying to solve quantum physics equations after three shots of espresso (oh, just me again?). Saturn might question your dreams and ambitions, like a stern father asking his daughter why she wants to major in interpretive dance. But remember, tough love often leads to growth. So, let Saturn play the cosmic Marie Kondo, tidying up your mental clutter and sparking joy in your life goals.
Speaking of sleep, Pisces governs dreams and sleep, so you might experience some "Inception" level dreams or insomnia. To counteract this, try some tried-and-true hippie remedies: meditate, take a leisurely stroll through a forest, do some deep breathing exercises, and for the love of Carl Sagan, get enough sleep! Maybe even go to bed early (I know, crazy right?) to give your mind time to wind down. And remember, keep that dream journal handy because your subconscious will be working overtime, and you don't want to miss out on any profound cosmic insights.
So, buckle up, star voyagers, because Saturn in Pisces is a cosmic journey like
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 05' 52", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3017451978km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright folks, buckle up! It seems that Uranus just can't get enough of our good ol' friend Taurus. Just like a clingy ex who keeps popping up in your DMs, Uranus is back, and it's making itself comfy in Taurus' turf. And boy oh boy, Taurus isn't too thrilled about this unannounced visit. You see, Taurus is a creature of habit. This bull likes its grass green, its days steady and its bank account plump and stable. But Uranus? Oh, Uranus is the frat boy who's just chugged a six-pack of Red Bull and is now doing cartwheels on Taurus' meticulously manicured lawn. He's here to shake things up and dear Taurus, well... they're just going to have to deal with it. Now, if you think Uranus is just here to stir the pot, you're wrong. It's not all chaos and disruption. With Uranus in Taurus, we're looking at some major financial revolution. Picture a bunch of Wall Street tycoons sitting cross-legged in a drum circle, chanting about cryptocurrency and universal basic income. Yeah, it's going to be that wild. And what does that mean for you, oh humble reader? Well, it's time to cut the financial umbilical cord. Debt, taxes, interest rates - they're all so passe. With Uranus in town, we're breaking free from the shackles of materialism. It's time to Marie Kondo your finances; if it doesn't spark joy or at least a decent return on investment, it's out! Resisting? Don't bother. Uranus is like that persistent pop-up ad; it's not going anywhere. So, instead of digging in your heels, why not embrace the change? Who knows, by the end of this cosmic rollercoaster, you might just find yourself in a better place. So, let's welcome Uranus with open arms, and remember: change isn't always a bad thing. Sometimes, it's just what we need to redefine stability in our lives. And hey, who knows? Maybe by the end of this, we'll all be trading space rocks as a new form of currency. It's Uranus' party now, we're just living in it.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 18' 49", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622008408km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, star gazers, here's the skinny. Neptune, that big blue gas giant that's pretty much the water sign's dreamboat, is currently having a sleepover in Pisces. And not just any sleepover, mind you, but the kind where you stay up all night gabbing about your deepest secrets and eating way too much cosmic popcorn. Now, some of you might be thinking, "Wait, Neptune is 4.6 billion kilometers away, how does that affect me?" Well, let me paint a picture for you. Imagine if you will, everyone's favorite uncle, Uncle Neptune, has rolled into town. He's known for his empathetic heart and his uncanny ability to unify even the most disparate of family members. Uncle Neptune doesn't care about who burnt the Thanksgiving turkey or who forgot to water grandma's favorite plant. No, he's all about bringing folks together, and right now, he's knocking on Pisces' door. But what does this mean for us Earthlings? Well, it's like this: we've all got a VIP invite to tap into our own emotional intelligence. This is the perfect time to channel our inner Yoda and explore the spiritual paths that call out to us. Want to create a sacred space in your home to connect with the universe? Go for it. Feel the need to share your dreams with the world? Now's the time. So, strap on your rocket boots, fire up your starship engines, and embrace the cosmic energy. Remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks floating in a vast universe. But hey, even tiny specks can make a big difference. So go out there, be bold, and remember: no one can dull your sparkle, not even a planet 4.6 billion kilometers away!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 34' 53", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5316720240km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright star gazers, gather 'round. We've got Pluto in Aquarius and boy, is it shaking things up! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Pluto? Isn't that the runt of the planetary litter?" Well, yes, but don't let its size fool you. This little celestial dwarf is packing a cosmic punch! So, let's break it down - Pluto, our dear friend from the outer reaches of the solar system, is all about transformation. And when I say transformation, I'm not talking about your average, everyday, "I decided to switch from almond milk to oat milk" kind of change. I'm talking about a soul-level, "I just discovered I'm the reincarnation of Nikola Tesla" kind of shift. Now, this mysterious space rock is sashaying its way through Aquarius. Aquarius, being the hipster of the Zodiac, is all about progress, innovation, and humanitarianism. When these two forces combine, we’re looking at a global game of cosmic Jenga. One where the old, worn-out blocks are removed and replaced with shiny, new blocks made of compassion, unity, and advanced technology. Expect to see some serious breakthroughs in science, tech, and space travel. Heck, we might even start taking weekend trips to Mars or discover that WiFi signals actually improve houseplant growth! The sky's no longer the limit, folks. And on a personal level? Get ready for a reboot of your self-perception. You're not just a tiny speck in the universe, you're a tiny speck with potential! The Pluto-Aquarius duo is asking us to shift our focus from "me" to "we". So, let's put on our hippie hats and start considering how our actions affect the collective. In essence, Pluto in Aquarius is like a galactic software update. It'll be a bit unsettling at first, there might even be a couple of bugs to fix, but in the end, we'll all be running on a much better system. So, fellow earthlings, are we ready to download this update? Because ready or not, it's coming!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 26 Pis 09' 18" |
| Moon | 15 Gem 11' 11" |
| Mercury | 11 Ari 15' 29" |
| Venus | 05 Pis 23' 20" |
| Mars | 24 Aqu 46' 02" |
| Jupiter | 14 Tau 07' 08" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 45' 55" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 05' 52" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 18' 49" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 34' 53" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Jupiter
