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15 March, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3599 (S13W94, Cao/beta) produced an impulsive M1.0/Sf flare at 14/0604 UTC, in addition to several C-class flares, as it transited the W limb. Decay was observed in Regions 3606 (N09E01, Cro/beta) and 3607 (S18E19, Dao/beta), and Regions 3608 (N11E28) and 3609 (N06E37) decayed to plage late in the day.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind conditions were enhanced due to positive polarity CH HSS influences. Solar wind speeds ranged 360-500 km/s, total field strength ranged 3-9 nT, and Bz fluctuated +/-8 nT. The phi angle was positive.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 01 degrees, 45' 06", at a velocity of 13.65 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. It is 377078.35 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 25 Pis 09' 31", and is 148782597km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 01 Gem 45' 06", and is 376687km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Greetings, celestial travelers! The universe has decided to play a cosmic game of pinball with our emotions, and guess who's the shiny little silver ball? Yep, you guessed right, it's us! Now folks, I don't want to alarm anyone but the Moon has decided to take up residency in Gemini, and let's just say, it's not here for a conventional housewarming party. Nope, it's more like that eccentric cousin who shows up uninvited, eats all your chips, and starts a debate about whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. Gemini, the celestial twins, are known for their dual nature – they're the Schroedinger's cat of the zodiac, folks! One minute they’re sweet as pie, next minute they're solving quadratic equations while skydiving. So, with the Moon in Gemini, expect emotions to swing faster than a pendulum in a quantum physicist's experiment. Oh, and by the way, for my fellow space nerds out there, the Moon is precisely 376345.943870090km away. Now, if you put that in perspective, it's equivalent to approximately 9.4 million stacks of pizzas. Who knew the cosmos could make you hungry? So, what does this mean for you? Well, brace yourself for some intense communication, unexpected bouts of curiosity, and an insatiable desire to learn something new - like why flamingos stand on one leg or how to make vegan cheese from almonds. Remember, in the words of the great Carl Sagan, "We are all made of star stuff." Even when the moon is bouncing around in Gemini like a hyperactive pinball, you're still a vital piece of the cosmic puzzle. So, go forth and shine, my fellow stargazers, shine like the supernova you are!
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 09 Ari 30' 20", moving at 1.78 degrees per day, and is 172097163km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
**Mercury in Aries: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Interstellar Mind** Good news, earthlings! Our solar system's favorite quicksilver planet, Mercury, has parked itself in Aries, and it's about as patient as a caffeine-fueled squirrel on a sugar rush. You see, Aries doesn't wait around for anything - not even its own birthday cake. So, during this transit, expect your mind to be as restless as a mathematician trying to solve a Rubik's cube in the dark. Replaying mental tapes? Not on Aries' watch! It's all about charging ahead like a bull in a china shop... or well, more like a ram, if we're being astrologically accurate. With Mercury in Aries, it's like having an open mic night in your brain. Finally, you'll find the courage to say exactly what you think and feel, even if it's just, "I really can't stand pineapple on pizza." But beware, my dear star-gazers, this newfound verbal bravado could land us in hotter water than a teapot on the Sun, especially if compromise and sensitivity are required. Now, Mercury and Aries together are like a cosmic brainstorming session - full of courage and innovation. Expect flashes of insight bright enough to light up a black hole. Suddenly, solutions to problems that have been hanging over your head like a cluster of particularly pesky asteroids will seem clear. My advice? Don't second-guess yourself. Your first thoughts during this transit are often your best ones, like a shooting star in a sky full of stationary celestial bodies. But remember, just as the Aries influence makes these bursts of brilliance appear, they could disappear faster than a teleporting extraterrestrial. So, catch these inspirations quicker than a hyper-speed spaceship, because, in the grand scheme of the universe, this transit is but a blip in the cosmic timeline. So, buckle up, my dear earthlings, and enjoy the interstellar ride!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 04 Pis 09' 05", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 233802501km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Venus in Pisces: Beware of Love Goggles and Imaginary Money Trees
Get ready, folks! Venus is taking a cosmic dip into the mystical waters of Pisces. Picture this: Venus, the celestial goddess of love, donning a snorkel and flip-flops, diving head first into the starry sea of Pisces. What ensues? A psychedelic love trip that could make even John Lennon's "Imagine" seem like a nursery rhyme. It's all peace, love, and harmony from here on out, right? Well, sort of…
During this cosmic alignment, we all become hopeless romantics, more smitten than kittens with balls of yarn. We're talking Nicholas Sparks-levels of romance here. You might feel an irresistible urge to write poetry, play serenades or even propose marriage to your barista because they got your latte art just right. Beware though, Venus in Pisces might also have you seeing through rose-colored glasses, or should I say, love goggles. Remember: "love is blind" isn't just a catchy phrase, it's a public service announcement.
That's right, while the world might seem like a giant Rom-Com during this period, there's a risk of falling for illusions rather than the real deal. It's like thinking you've discovered a new species of alien, but it turns out to be just a really weird looking squirrel. The point is, take things slow. Don't rush into a Stargate without knowing where it leads.
On the plus side, if you've been nitpicking about your partner's habit of leaving dirty socks around or their inability to understand the concept of a toilet paper roll direction, Venus and empathetic Pisces might help you see past these minor flaws. And let's face it, if you can survive an unexpected Wraith attack, you can handle a few dirty socks.
On the financial front, Venus in Pisces inspires us to monetize our imaginative pursuits. However, be warned, this isn't about hitting a gold mine on an alien planet. It's more about sharing your gifts, like McKay's scientific genius or Teyla's stick fighting skills. This transit wants you to do something charitable with your gifts, like teaching Wraiths the importance of dental hygiene.
So, as Venus takes its cosmic vacation in Pisces, remember to enjoy the
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 23 Aqu 59' 22", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 322351406km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Well, well, well! Brace yourselves stargazers, Mars has decided to shimmy into Aquarius, and things are about to get...interesting. Picture this: Mars, the red-faced celestial bodybuilder, goes on vacation in Aquarius, the high-minded, social justice warrior of the Zodiac. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen, right? Aquarius, usually as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce, is going to feel a little more fired up than usual. The Martian influence is like adding salsa to their guacamole, making them even spicier. This isn't about physical fisticuffs, though. No, no - Aquarius is all about the intellect. During this transit, your mind is your lightsaber. Use it wisely, Jedi-in-training. This is not the time for playing follow-the-leader, folks. Tradition? Pffft! That's about as exciting as watching paint dry. (And who wants to do that when you could be out there inventing anti-gravity paint?) Mars in Aquarius is like a cosmic call to arms to revolutionize your thinking. Forget 'thinking outside the box.' We're talking about blasting the box to smithereens and redesigning the concept of boxes altogether! The underdog is going to take center stage during this transit. Aquarius, the Zodiac's very own superhero, can't ignore the little guy. So, expect to see societal issues popping up faster than popcorn in a microwave. But, unlike popcorn, these issues come with ready-made solutions, courtesy of Mars-powered innovation. It’s like having a cheat sheet for a test on how to save the world. Mars in Aquarius is the original rebel without a cause...wait, scratch that...a rebel WITH a cause, actually. Break free from the old, embrace the new, and give a hearty wave goodbye to conformity. This is a cosmic invitation to march to the beat of your own drum, or synthesizer, or whatever instrument tickles your fancy. Remember, change can be as exhilarating as riding a rollercoaster through a supernova. Embrace it, enjoy it, and evolve with it. Happy stargazing!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 55' 26", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 837689721km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bullseye
Alright folks, put on your lab coats and get ready to dive into the cosmic soup! Jupiter, our big ol' celestial buddy, has sauntered into Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn sign, and let me tell you, it's like watching a bull in a china shop. Only this time, the china is our spiritual understanding, and the Bull carries a wallet full of cosmic cash.
Jupiter, the cosmic professor, is all about wisdom, deep thought, and those "aha!" moments that make you feel like Einstein for a couple of seconds. Taurus, on the other hand, is the astrological equivalent of a rock - steady, inert, and so grounded you might mistake it for a fossil. When these two meet, it's less of a battle and more of a... slow dance. A dance that reminds us that spirituality isn't some far-off concept, but rather something that's always there - like a Wi-Fi signal that we just need to connect to.
Now, what does this mean for you? Well, imagine Jupiter is like a motivational speaker, and Taurus is your personal trainer. They're teaming up to help you make some serious strides towards your dreams. This is the time to get out your to-do lists, dust off old projects, and start ticking boxes like there's no tomorrow. Jupiter's expansionism coupled with Taurus' stubbornness is like that caffeine kick in your morning coffee - you'll be unstoppable!
And let's not forget the financial aspect. Jupiter is the planet of good luck and Taurus is the sign of wealth - a perfect recipe for prosperity. It's like winning the cosmic lottery, but remember, it's not just about the money. It's about the growth and opportunities that come with it. Remember, with great power comes great... temptation to splurge! Taurus loves the finer things in life, and Jupiter might just encourage you to treat yourself. But remember, patience is key. Don't go buying that diamond-encrusted yoga mat just yet.
So buckle up, stargazers! Jupiter in Taurus is here to shake things up, in the most patient and methodical way possible. It's time to connect to your inner wisdom, make some progress, and maybe even enjoy a little cosmic prosperity. Just remember to stay grounded - or as Taurus would say,
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 38' 43", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1597776107km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts because Saturn is visiting Pisces, and it's going to be one transformative ride! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn? The ringed grump of the solar system? In Pisces? The dreamy, mystical fish of the zodiac? This sounds like a science fiction episode that's been directed by a caffeine-addicted lemur!" But here's the deal, folks. Saturn, the celestial taskmaster, the cosmic CEO, the planetary parent, is some 1.6 billion kilometers away (give or take a few million), and it's decided to take a deep-sea dive into the watery realm of Pisces. Yes, you heard me right. You see, Saturn in Pisces is like having Mr. Spock at a Grateful Dead concert. It's a time for us to channel our inner hippie Vulcan – logical yet open to infinite possibilities. Get ready to simultaneously write that business plan and dance around in a tie-dye shirt. Because when this celestial duo teams up, they are going to make sure our dreams aren't just pipe dreams, but real, achievable goals! Now, I won't sugarcoat it. Saturn in Pisces can feel like your dad just walked into your teenage bedroom unannounced, scrutinizing your poster collection and asking about your life choices. It's not always comfortable, and sometimes it might feel intrusive, but remember, he's just trying to help. So take a deep breath, and hear him out. You might find his advice more beneficial than you'd like to admit. And with all this woo-woo energy swirling around, don't be surprised if you end up staring at your ceiling at 2 a.m., contemplating the mysteries of the universe. You might feel restless, or have trouble sleeping. But hey, no worries! This is the perfect time to meditate or take a long, calming walk in the woods. You could even take a nap! Just make sure you have a dream journal handy. You never know when Saturn might drop by to give you some cosmic advice. So, as we navigate this Saturn in Pisces expedition, remember it's all about balance. Embrace the practicality of Saturn, and the imagination of Pisces. And hey, don't forget to enjoy the journey! After all, how often do you get to see a planet go swimming with a fish?
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 03' 32", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3015372558km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Hold on to your flux capacitors my celestial companions, because Uranus is now rolling into Taurus, and it's a journey that's likely to cause more ripples in the space-time continuum than a DeLorean at 88mph! Now, Taurus is more of a 'let's stick with the plan' sign, which is fine, unless you have a planet like Uranus barging in like a mad scientist with a garage full of plutonium. This celestial body is known for causing sudden changes, and let's be honest, Taurus isn't exactly thrilled about this unexpected house guest. But hey, when Uranus rings the doorbell, you don't hide behind the curtains, you open the door and brace yourself for a wild ride! You see, Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac world. It knows money like Doc Brown knows gigawatts. So, with Uranus in Taurus, we're looking at some serious financial upheaval. We're talking about changes so big they could make Bitcoin look like Monopoly money! Banks might go the way of the dinosaur, and the housing and stock markets could spin faster than a time-traveling DeLorean. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is about to give us a crash course in Financial Independence 101. It's time to escape the black hole of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. It's like breaking out of a prison made of unpaid bills! But remember, folks, Uranus isn’t here to wreak havoc but to bring liberation. Resisting these changes is as futile as trying to repair a time machine with duct tape. These changes, much like a well-plotted timeline, can lead us to a more stable future. So buckle up, my cosmic travelers, the future is now!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 16' 32", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621898817km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, fellow star-gazers and interstellar voyagers! Buckle up your space boots and adjust your tin-foil hats because Neptune, that big blue ball of cosmic shenanigans, has decided to chillax in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Is that like moving from Brooklyn to Queens?" Not quite, my friend! This is more like moving from a bustling city to an underwater zen garden, complete with calming whale sounds and ethereal sea anemone. With Neptune in Pisces, it's like someone turned on the fog machine and suddenly we're all in a 1980s music video. But instead of stressing about the sudden drop in visibility, we're all gaining a sort of "Superman x-ray vision". And no, it doesn't mean you can finally see through walls or your boss' poker face. It's about seeing past our own petty differences and realizing, "Hey, we're all just floating on this big rock together!" So, what does this mean for you? Take this time to embrace your inner Bob Ross and paint some happy dreams for the world. Maybe you've got an idea for a solar-powered toaster or a plan to end world hunger with nothing but avocados. Whatever it is, now's the time to share it! And you might be thinking, "But Astro-Nerd, I'm not spiritual." Well, buddy, with Neptune in Pisces, it's like having a celestial backstage pass to the spiritual concert of the cosmos. It's time to build that home altar you've always wanted, complete with incense, crystals, and yes, even that weird alien figurine you picked up at a garage sale. Remember folks, Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic high-five, reminding us that we're all in this together, helping to guide us towards unity and progress. So, let's make the most of it and aim that telescope towards a brighter, kinder future. And just in case you're wondering - Neptune is currently prograde, which in lame man terms means it's moving forward. So, forward we go, my celestial comrades!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 33' 36", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5318678594km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer, broadcasting from the groovy confines of my nerd cave. Now, strap in and hold on to your telescopes, because we've got a celestial tsunami headed our way - Pluto is waltzing through Aquarius, and things are about to get real... or should I say surreal? First off, let’s clear the cosmic air. When we say Pluto's in town, we don't mean the adorable Disney dog or the dwarf planet that Neil deGrasse Tyson famously demoted. Nope, we're talking about the planet of transformation. And by transformation, I mean the kind of change that makes a caterpillar into a butterfly, not the kind where you decide to wear socks with sandals. Now, pair that with Aquarius—the zodiac’s resident mad scientist—and we’ve got ourselves a cosmic cocktail that’s a potent mix of innovation, rebellion, and revolution. It’s like a tech startup merged with a hippie commune—sounds chaotic, but there’s some serious method to this madness. Pluto and Aquarius together are like Bill Nye the Science Guy meets Captain Planet—they’re all about ushering in radical changes, particularly in science, technology, and civics. You might find yourself developing an app that teleports trash directly into recycling plants, or maybe you'll start a social movement that replaces politicians with highly intelligent squirrels. Hey, stranger things have happened! On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like your very own cosmic life coach, nudging you to rethink your identity and place in the universe. Instead of asking "What's in it for me?" you might find yourself wondering "What's in it for us?" It's like going from playing solitaire to joining a cosmic co-op board game team. So, are you ready to surf this cosmic wave, gang? It's time to shed those old perspectives like a snake shedding its skin, and embrace the future with open arms. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust looking for a place to shine. So, let's make it count! Over and out, fellow star travellers!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 25 Pis 09' 31" |
| Moon | 01 Gem 45' 06" |
| Mercury | 09 Ari 30' 20" |
| Venus | 04 Pis 09' 05" |
| Mars | 23 Aqu 59' 22" |
| Jupiter | 13 Tau 55' 26" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 38' 43" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 03' 32" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 16' 32" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 33' 36" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Jupiter
