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14 March, 2024
Solar activity reached low levels. Region 3599 (S14W81, Cao/beta) produced a C6.2 flare at 13/2349 UTC, which was the largest of the period. This AR exhibited a mostly decaying trend as it made its way to the west limb, while Region 3607 grew slightly and began to show good separation between the leading and trailing spots. Region 3608 (N11E48, Axx/alpha), Region 3609 (N06E55, Axx/alpha), and Region 3610 (S16E75, Hsx/alpha) were all numbered over the past 24 hours, yet remained quiet and inactive. The remaining two active regions were both showing signs of decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected a slightly enhanced solar wind environment. Total field strength ranged from 4 to 8 nT, Bz had a few, minor southward deflections to near -7 nT, while wind speeds were between 400-460 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation, with isolated periods in a negative position.
There is a 45% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 17 degrees, 52' 40", at a velocity of 14.1 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. It is 372622.17 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 24 Pis 09' 42", and is 148742778km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 17 Tau 52' 40", and is 370590km away and receding.Moon Is In Taurus
Alrighty then, celestial seekers! The Moon is currently taking a cosy little holiday in Taurus, and let me tell you, it's having a grand old time. You see, the Moon in Taurus is like a Hobbit in his hobbit-hole: comfy, content, and probably surrounded by some good food. But, before you get too comfy on your metaphorical couch, remember the Moon is approximately 370,267.245540621 km away. Yes, you heard it right. It's not exactly popping over for a cuppa tea and a chinwag, is it? So, take this with a pinch of cosmic salt. Now, as your friendly neighbourhood astrologer, I usually say "What happens in Taurus, stays in Taurus". But that's not how our lovely Luna operates. She's all set to sashay her way into Gemini in the next 24 hours. Basically, she's got severe celestial FOMO! So what does this mean for you? Well, Taurus is all about grounding and practicality. It's a solid, earthy sign. So, you might feel a sudden urge to alphabetize your spice rack or reorganize your sock drawer. Or perhaps you’ll find peace in a yoga pose you could never quite master before. Oh, the excitement, right? But remember, the Moon's upcoming jaunt into Gemini, the sign of the twins, suggests a dual nature. One minute you're contemplating the meaning of life, the next you're debating whether it's physically possible to lick your own elbow. Spoiler alert: it isn't. Trust me, I’ve tried. In conclusion, folks, remember to embrace the Taurean energy while it lasts. Because soon enough, you'll be caught up in the whirlwind of Gemini, where suddenly everything seems interesting - including that documentary about the history of toothpicks. Happy stargazing!
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 07 Ari 42' 22", moving at 1.82 degrees per day, and is 175490541km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: The Cosmic Rodeo
Buckle up, star gazers! Mercury is swinging into Aries like a caffeine-infused comet, and it's going to get spicy. Imagine if your brain suddenly decided to run a marathon while simultaneously solving a Rubik's cube. That's Mercury in Aries for you. Aries, the zodiac's headstrong toddler, isn't much for waiting around, and neither is our pal Mercury when he's in this sign. So, expect your thoughts to come at you faster than a text message reply from your crush who's finally showing interest.
This transit is like having a mental fog horn, amplifying your thoughts and words with the assertiveness of a rush hour traffic cop. It's a fantastic time to clear those cobwebs of communication and tell it like it is. But remember, folks, Aries is all about "me," so while you're out there conquering conversations like a Jedi Knight, remember to play nice. Cooperation and sensitivity are still virtues, even if your brain is playing speed chess.
And oh boy, the innovation! With Mercury in Aries, your thoughts might just pull a Harry Houdini and escape the bounds of normalcy. You'll experience flashes of insight brighter than a supernova in a pitch-black universe. If solutions to problems start popping into your head like popcorn kernels in a microwave, don't doubt them. Capture these ephemeral nuggets of wisdom because they're as fleeting as a shooting star. Remember, in the cosmic rodeo that is Mercury in Aries, it's all about grabbing the bull by the horns!
So, if you're feeling like a slightly frazzled, super-genius Einstein while Mercury is doing the Aries tango, don't worry. It's just the universe giving you a supercharged mental booster shot. Enjoy the ride, and don't forget to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 02 Pis 54' 49", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 233218272km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Alright, stardust enthusiasts, strap on your cosmic seatbelts because the celestial rollercoaster is ready to take off! Venus, our lovely lady of love and luxury, has decided to dip her toes into the mystical waters of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking. "What does this mean for me?" Well, let me break it down for you in my best Captain Jack Harkness style. First of all, prepare for a tsunami of romance. Venus in Pisces is like a sappy Hollywood romance film, but without the terrible dialogue and predictable plot twists. You'll feel an urge to merge, to connect, to dive deep into the pool of passion with your significant other. But remember, this isn't a casual dip in the kiddie pool, folks, this is full-on skinny dipping in the ocean of love! Now, as much as we all enjoy a good love story, there's a catch. Venus in Pisces is like wearing rose-colored glasses while looking at a rainbow. Everything seems beautiful, dreamy, and utterly perfect. But, I must warn you, Venus in Pisces can fog up our judgment faster than a hot shower on a cold day. So, while you might be tempted to elope with that charming stranger you just met at the coffee shop, remember: slow and steady wins the relationship race. On the other hand, if you've been with your partner for a while and you've been nitpicking their flaws like a crow picks at a roadkill, well, this is the time to put on those rosy glasses and appreciate the beauty of your relationship. After all, nobody's perfect, not even Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston (Sorry, Brangelina fans). When it comes to the financial aspect of Venus in Pisces, think less 'Wolf of Wall Street' and more 'Secret Life of Walter Mitty'. It's a time to let your imagination run wild, to dive into spiritual pursuits, and to find ways to turn your dreams into reality... and maybe make a few bucks along the way. But remember, Venus in Pisces is more about philanthropy than profit. So, if you're thinking of starting a charity for underprivileged aliens, now's the time! In short, while Venus is busy doing her Piscean salsa, remember to balance the dreamy with the realistic, the romantic with the rational. And above all, enjoy the ride, because the universe doesn't run on our schedule, it dances to its own cosmic rhythm.
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 23 Aqu 12' 43", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 322929844km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Aye, Captain's Log, Stardate... well, I'll be honest, I've lost track. The space-time continuum has a way of messing with your day planner, doesn't it? Now, let's get to the heart of the matter: Mars is having a little scientific soirée in Aquarius, and we're all invited. First things first, Mars in Aquarius is like Spock at a Vulcan poetry slam – there's this strange energy that's both intellectual and combative. We're not talking about photon torpedoes here, but rather debates about quantum mechanics over Earl Grey tea. This time is all about strapping on our thinking caps and using logic and reason as our phasers. Set to stun, of course! This transit is less about sticking to the Starfleet manual and more about making a warp jump into the unknown. We're in uncharted territory, somewhere beyond the Delta Quadrant, where the rules of engagement are different. So, if you've been clinging to traditional ways of thinking like a clingy Klingon, now's the time to channel your inner Borg and adapt. Now, you might feel an urge to champion the underdog. Think of it as your inner Captain Janeway surfacing. You see not just the spatial anomalies, but the solutions too. You're essentially a walking, talking deflector dish, bouncing off problems and innovating solutions. And let's be honest, who wants to follow the Prime Directive when Mars is playing footsie with Aquarius? It's a time for rebellion, for thumbing our noses at convention, for boldly going where no one has gone before. So toss that old Starfleet manual out the airlock, folks. This is about liberation and growth, and maybe a bit of cosmic anarchy. So remember, set your coordinates for innovative thinking, humanitarianism, and challenging the status quo. Because in this cosmos, it's not just about surviving. It's about thriving. And who knows? You might just end up discovering a new alien species or two. Because that's just how we roll when Mars is in Aquarius. Over and out, fellow space travelers!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 43' 50", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 835848889km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ahem, gather round my celestial enthusiasts for a galactic giggle or two. We've got a celestial soirée happening in the cosmos that's sure to tickle your astral fancies. Straight from the 'Jove of my life', Jupiter! And guess where it's hanging out? In Taurus... Yep, that's right, the Bull's got company. Now, picture this - Jupiter, the big ol' smarty pants of the solar system decides to bunk with the most stubborn sign in the zodiac, Taurus. It's like Sheldon Cooper moving in with The Dude from Big Lebowski. You've got one guy who loves quantum physics and the other who can't get enough of White Russians. Yet, they're both telling you, "Dude, chill! The wisdom you're seeking? It's been inside you all along!" While Jupiter is in Taurus, it's like we're all handed a cosmic to-do list, complete with checkboxes and everything. It's a chance to make headway towards that dream you've been snoozing on. So, dust off those aspirations, start ticking boxes and remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, my friends. Patience is a virtue and Taurus has it in spades. And here's some fun trivia: Jupiter is the planet of good luck and Taurus is all about the Benjamins. So, while Jupiter's vacationing in Taurus, you might just find a four-leaf clover growing in your bank account. But beware, Taurus also has an 'add to cart' addiction. So, stay frosty and resist the urge to buy that gold-plated inflatable pool you've had your eye on. In the end, my friends, let's remember to balance our need for growth with some good old-fashioned self-control. Because when Jupiter's in Taurus, it's not just about reaching for the stars, it's also about planting our feet firmly on the ground. After all, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this cosmic comic strip called life.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 31' 30", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1598346735km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: The Cosmic Parenting Edition
Well, buckle up space cadets, because Saturn, our cosmic life coach, has just settled into Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy, sensitive water sign. And let's be clear, folks, this is not your average staycation. At a distance of a cool 1,598,365,874.833235741km (give or take a few meters), we're talking about a celestial timeshare that makes your daily commute look like a hop, skip and a jump.
Now, when Saturn, the universe's stern-but-fair dad, parks his cosmic caravan in Pisces, it's not just for the celestial views. It's time to roll up the sleeves of your spacesuit and get to work on those dreams you've been stashing away. That novel you've been daydreaming about? Time to put pen to paper. That startup idea? Better start crunching numbers. You might even want to start a budget spreadsheet... just saying.
But let's not fool ourselves, this isn't going to be all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn in Pisces may feel a bit like your personal space has been invaded by a celestial drill sergeant. You might get defensive, or even want to hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your psyche. But remember, Saturn is here to help you clean up your act, not to snoop around. So, take off the padlock, let him in, and listen to his wisdom. You might find it more helpful than you'd expect - even if it's a bit hard to swallow.
And oh, did I mention the restless nights? When Saturn's in town and Pisces is at the helm, the realm of dreams can become a bit... unsettly. You might find yourself tossing and turning, or waking up in a cold sweat from an anxiety dream about spreadsheets. But don't despair! This is a stellar opportunity to lean into some self-care. Try meditating, deep breathing, or just taking a nap (with your trusty dream journal at hand). And remember, there's no shame in hitting the hay early. Your dreams - and Saturn - will thank you for it.
So, space cadets, this is your cosmic wake-up call. Saturn in Pisces may seem like a stern taskmaster, but remember: he's just here
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 01' 14", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3013268403km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Captain's Log, Uranus in Taurus
Hold onto your warp cores, space cadets - Uranus is in Taurus. That's like trying to convince a Vulcan to tell a joke. Taurus, with its love of all things steady and reliable, is about as comfortable with sudden changes as a Tribble at a Klingon convention. But that's what Uranus is bringing to the party - big, sudden, shake-it-up changes. Taurus might grumble, but resistance is futile. Embrace the chaos and you might just find yourself in a better place than where you started.
Now, Taurus knows money like a Ferengi knows the Rules of Acquisition. So, when Uranus dials up the revolution in Taurus' house, expect some cosmic changes in how we handle our latinum. During this seven-year transit, we may see new forms of currency pop up faster than a holodeck malfunction. Banks could go the way of the Dodo, or at least undergo a major transformation. And the stock and housing markets? Buckle up, because it's going to be a bumpy ride through the wormhole.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a friendly Borg invasion, urging us to break free from the assimilation of materialistic constraints. The shackles of debt, taxes, and rent are being zapped by Uranus' phaser set on 'liberate'. We might also feel the urge to jettison some of our excess cargo. Now is the time to boldly go where our bank accounts have never gone before. Resistance may be as pointless as a red shirt on an away mission, but embracing the change can lead to a more stable orbit in the long run.
So, ready your starships, folks. Uranus is in Taurus, and it's time to ride the shockwave. Just remember: infinite diversity in infinite combinations. That's the beauty of the universe. And also, Uranus transits.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 14' 16", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621746375km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: Spacey With A Chance of Enlightenment
Alright, star children, gather 'round, and let's chat about our favorite blue-green gas giant, Neptune, currently doing the cosmic tango with Pisces. And yes, I know what you're thinking - how does a planet 4,621,741,771.898520470km away (yes, I counted) affect my life? Well, hold onto your telescopes because things are about to get interesting!
Neptune in Pisces is like having a fog machine at a Laser Quest game – it’s all mystical, magical, and seriously confusing. It's like your brain is playing 4D chess while the rest of you is just trying to figure out where you left your phone. But fear not! This doesn't mean you're losing your marbles. No, no. It simply means you're being invited to a mind-expanding party, where the dress code is emotional intelligence and the door charge is contributing your unique gifts towards the healing of our collective consciousness. Heavy stuff, right? But hey, who said spiritual growth was a piece of cosmic cake?
This is the time where you might find yourself signing up for that experimental sound-healing class or decorating your bedroom with more crystals than a Geologist’s convention. You might even feel an urge to start an alien fan club or talk to your plants (they have feelings too, guys!). That's Neptune in Pisces for you, illuminating the path to wholeness like a neon sign in the universe saying "This way to transcendence, folks!".
So, break out those dream journals and prepare to dive deep into the cosmic ocean. Neptune in Pisces has rolled out the astral red carpet and it's beckoning you to strut your spiritual stuff. Remember, we’re all stardust navigating this galactic journey together. Might as well make it a trip worth remembering!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 32' 17", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5320611276km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Rollercoaster
Gather round, folks! The planet of transformation, Pluto, is currently sashaying through the celestial neighbourhood of Aquarius. Now, if you're thinking 'oh boy, not another cosmic upheaval', then hold onto your space helmets because we're about to embark on a thrilling ride of metamorphic proportions.
Firstly, let's get something straight: when Pluto decides to shake things up, it doesn't just rearrange your cosmic furniture; it sends your whole interstellar condo into a different dimension. It's like an extreme house makeover, but for your soul. This little icy dwarf is a bit of a drama queen, known for its love of death and rebirth. Now before you start panicking, no, it doesn't mean you'll physically die. Instead, it's about shedding old patterns, stale perspectives and making room for a sleek new you. Like trading in your 2003 laptop for the latest quantum computer.
Here comes the twist though: Pluto is partying in Aquarius, the sign known for its progressive views and love for science and technology. So, expect the unexpected - like teleportation turning into a mainstream mode of transport or humanoid robots becoming our best friends. And while we're at it, don't be too surprised if alien rights become a thing.
On a personal front, Pluto in Aquarius is like the ultimate life coach, nudging us to re-evaluate our role in the grand scheme of things. Sure, thinking about what's best for us has always been our go-to strategy. But what if we started considering what's best for everyone else too? Picture the world where your first instinct is to think about the collective good. That's the radical shift Pluto in Aquarius is aiming for.
So, are you ready to answer this cosmic call and become a catalyst for change? Or would you rather hide under your bed and let the world transform around you? Remember, every transformation starts with a single step... or in this case, a single orbit.
As they say in the cosmos, "May the Pluto force be with you!"
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 24 Pis 09' 42" |
| Moon | 17 Tau 52' 40" |
| Mercury | 07 Ari 42' 22" |
| Venus | 02 Pis 54' 49" |
| Mars | 23 Aqu 12' 43" |
| Jupiter | 13 Tau 43' 50" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 31' 30" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 01' 14" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 14' 16" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 32' 17" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Jupiter
