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12 March, 2024
Solar activity returned to low levels. Region 3599 (S12W55, Dai/beta-gamma-delta) produced nearly all of the appreciable flare activity during the period. This region continued to evolve as it neared the west limb, gaining additional intermediate spots while maintaining its delta configuration. The remaining three active regions continued to decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected diminishing influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 5 nT, Bz turned predominantly north, and solar wind speeds averaged around 425 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation until approximately 11/1110 UTC when it switched to a positive orientation through the remainder of the period.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 18 degrees, 50' 26", at a velocity of 14.9 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. It is 365842.9 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 22 Pis 09' 59", and is 148663448km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Ari 50' 26", and is 360675km away and receding.Moon Is In Aries
Hear ye, hear ye, space travelers and earthlings alike! I'm here to give you the cosmic 411 that'll make even Sheldon Cooper's Spock ears perk up. Buckle up, because we're about to warp into the intergalactic realms of astrology with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of hippie. Alright, let's get ready to rock-et! Now, the Moon, our celestial sidekick, is currently chilling in Aries, the astrological equivalent of a triple-shot espresso. Picture the Moon wearing a Ram’s headband, charging fearlessly into the cosmos, and you'll get the idea. It's like Starfleet decided to hold their annual Red Bull Vodka party in the lunar living room, and everyone's invited. So, what does this mean for you? Well, expect to feel as enthusiastic as a kid who just discovered Minecraft. Your energy levels will be soaring higher than Elon Musk's ambitions. But remember, use your powers wisely, or you might end up building a Nether portal in your backyard. But don't get too attached to this energetic vibe because in the next 24 hours, the Moon is packing its bags (and probably some leftover pizza) and moving to Taurus. This is like switching from warp speed to impulse power. It's going from binging on Star Wars marathons to enjoying a peaceful afternoon playing Dungeons and Dragons. The pace may be slower, but it's equally rewarding. And for those of you who are wondering how far the Moon is, let me drop some knowledge. It's exactly 360,474.675275043 km away. That's like traveling from the Shire to Mordor around 90,000 times. Or, if you are a Trekkie, it's like making a round trip from Earth to Vulcan... 4 times! So buckle up, cosmic voyagers, seize the energy of Aries, and remember to slow down when Taurus comes knocking. Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground...or in an anti-gravity chamber, if you’ve got one handy.
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 03 Ari 59' 45", moving at 1.89 degrees per day, and is 181765627km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Beam me up, Mercury!
Pull up your socks, cosmic wanderers! Our pint-sized celestial buddy, Mercury, has just parked itself in the fiery realm of Aries. The fast and furious combo is a bit like Spock trying to learn the Cha-Cha — it's going to be quick, it's going to be direct and it's not going to wait for anyone who's dawdling.
Imagine a turbo-charged brain with an itchy accelerator foot. That's us under this transit. We're all set to ditch the reruns and go for the premieres instead. Why rehash old thoughts when we can invent new ones? It's like swapping out your vintage Star Trek VHS tapes for the 4K remastered Blu-rays. Yes, folks, it's that exciting!
Expect to find yourself suddenly fluent in the language of confidence. Mercury in Aries is like your personal universal translator, helping you say exactly what's on your mind. But beware, fellow trekkies, this isn't the time for diplomacy à la Captain Picard. Our truth serum infused words might ruffle some feathers, especially when the situation calls for a little more tact and a little less 'phaser set to stun'.
On the upside, this cosmic alliance between Mercury and Aries could turn you into a veritable idea-factory. Think Scotty in the engine room during a Red Alert, but with insights instead of dilithium crystals. These lightbulb moments might vanish faster than a Romulan cloaking device, so grab them before they warp out of sight.
So gear up, space cadets! It's time to boldly think where no one has thought before. Clear skies and full speed ahead!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 00 Pis 26' 17", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 232033366km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Greetings, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Buckle your seatbelts, because we're blasting off on a celestial journey to the Piscean sector of Venus - the original love boat of the zodiac! Now, before anyone reaches for their space sick bags, let me assure you that this trip is all about love, dreams, and a little bit of harmless illusion. Now, Venus in Pisces is a bit like having too much Romulan ale at Quark's bar; you start seeing everyone through rose-tinted visors. Suddenly, your partner, who couldn't work the replicator yesterday, becomes the epitome of perfection. And that colleague who keeps using your favourite mug? Well, they're just misunderstood artists with a penchant for your Starfleet Academy coffee cup. But wait! Red alert, folks. Remember, this is a somewhat deceptive time. While the Piscean waters of Venus can make you feel like you're swimming in the cosmic version of Risa’s tropical lagoons, be careful. You don't want to find yourself waking up from this dream-like journey with a Borg as a partner. Take it slow, and remember: "Love at first sight" might just be "illusion at warp speed". However, this doesn't mean you should keep your shields up all the time. If you've been nitpicking at your partner's inability to remember the difference between a phaser and a photon torpedo, let it go. Embrace the enchanting energy of Pisces and appreciate them for who they are, not their Starfleet trivia knowledge. On the financial front, this transit is a bit like Ferengi Rule of Acquisition no. 285: "No good deed goes unpunished". While you may be tempted to turn your newfound love for Vulcan harp music into a business, remember that Venus in Pisces isn't about filling your treasure chest with gold-pressed latinum. It's about doing something meaningful with your gifts, perhaps even charitable, like teaching Klingon to underprivileged Andorians. So, as we navigate this harmonious part of the cosmos, remember to set phasers to 'love', but keep your eyes open for any incoming illusions. Engage!
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 21 Aqu 39' 27", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 324086790km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Hey there, my interstellar friends! Grab your telescopes and strap on your space boots because Mars, that cantankerous crimson planet, has decided to crash the Aquarius party. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Mars a bit hot-headed for the cool, cerebral Aquarius?" Well, buckle up, because this cosmic combo is about to get as wacky as a quantum physics lecture given by a mime. Mars in Aquarius is like Spock at a Star Trek convention: he's got the logic, the passion, and the ears to stand up for what he believes in. Don't just sit there like a lump of dark matter - use this energy to fight for your ideas and ideals! And hey, while you're at it, why not reinvent the wheel, or at least give it a funky new paint job? Traditional thinking is so last eon. Remember, folks, with Mars in Aquarius, thinking outside the box isn’t enough. You need to vaporize the box with your laser vision! (Disclaimer: actual laser vision not included with Mars in Aquarius.) But let's not forget about Aquarius, the zodiac's favorite superhero, always ready to swoop in and save the underdog. With Mars stirring things up, you'll see societal problems with the clarity of a Hubble Space Telescope. It’s like having your own cosmic magnifying glass! And please, don't worry about following anyone else's rules during this time. Mars in Aquarius is the James Dean of cosmic transits, a rebel without a cause, ready to kick traditional ways to the asteroid belt. So, go ahead and download that new brainwave app, start that underwater basket weaving class, or invent a new language. The universe is your oyster, or in this case, your Mars Rover. So, let’s ride this astral wave, my cosmic comrades. The only thing predictable about this Mars in Aquarius transit is its unpredictability. And isn't that just like the universe? Always keeping us on our toes, just like a hyperactive quantum particle. Stay groovy!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 20' 52", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 832102793km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Beam Me Up, Jupiter!
Hold onto your crystals, folks, because Jupiter just moonwalked into Taurus and is ready to party. Now, you may be thinking, "What on Earth does that mean?" No worries, I'm here to tell you it's less about the weird science and more about the cosmic high-five you've got coming your way.
Jupiter, our solar system’s resident Mr. Know-It-All, is getting cozy with Taurus, the zodiac's premier couch potato. Basically, this is the universe's way of saying, "Hey, all those deep thoughts and life-changing epiphanies you're looking for? They're in the last place you'd think to look - inside you!" So, put down that self-help book, switch off your motivational podcast, and let's get down to business.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's not just about dreams anymore, it's about making them reality. Like a celestial to-do list, Jupiter's energy combined with Taurus' stubbornness are here to help you tick off the 'I'll do that someday' items. So, whether it's starting that organic kale farm or finally learning Klingon, now's the time to do it!
But wait, there’s more! Jupiter in Taurus is also about to become your personal finance guru. It's like having Warren Buffet and a lucky penny all rolled into one - only without the awkward lunch dates. With Jupiter, the planet of good vibes and fortune, joining forces with Taurus, the zodiac's own Gordon Gekko, your bank account might just start looking a lot healthier.
Now, Taurus does have a tendency to enjoy life's pleasures, often confusing 'need' with 'want'. And with Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, in the mix, it's like having a super-sized shopping cart in a universe-wide clearance sale. So, while it's cool to indulge, remember not to go too wild. After all, you don't want to end up with buyer’s remorse on a galactic scale.
So, folks, it's time to embrace your inner wisdom, make those dreams a reality, and potentially improve your financial situation. Just remember to keep it real and enjoy the ride. Jupiter in Taurus is here for a good time, not a long time!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 17' 02", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1599376140km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: An Intergalactic Tango of Dreams and Discipline
Alright, space cadets, let's talk about Saturn in Pisces, a cosmic dance that's got the Master of Rules shimmying his way through the zodiac's dreamiest sign. It's like if Yoda decided to take ballet lessons. Unusual? Sure. But oh boy, is it going to be fruitful!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Star-Gazing Guru, I'm just trying to Netflix and chill!" Well, dear reader, you might want to put down the popcorn and pick up a notepad, because the universe is serving up some serious life coaching. With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to look inward, deep into that swirling nebula of dreams and aspirations. Ever wanted to write a book? Or start your own vegan cheese shop? Now's the time to plan, strategize, and sketch out those detailed blueprints for your interstellar cruiser... er, I mean, business.
But don't expect this cosmic coupling to be all sunshine and moonbeams. When Saturn starts poking around your inner dreamscape, it can feel a bit like being audited by an accountant who moonlights as a psychologist. You might want to hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your psyche, but good luck with that. Saturn is like a cosmic parent who just discovered you've been hiding candy wrappers (or failed math tests) under your bed. The key here is to be open, take a deep breath, and listen to the advice. Who knows, Saturn's nagging might just be the push you need to turn dreams into reality.
With all this mental power-play, don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning at night. It's like your brain's hosting a rave and forgot to give you the memo. Stay calm, my stargazing friends! This is the perfect time for some good old fashioned self-care. Meditate, take long walks among nature (or the local comic book store), and make sure to catch some Z's. Heck, go to bed early, let Saturn tuck you in, and see what dreams may come. Just have a dream journal ready. You never know when the Master of Rules will turn into the Master of Revelations.
To sum it up, Saturn in Pisces might feel like you've been thrown into
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 56' 46", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3008988108km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
The Uranian Bull Run
Alright folks, get ready for a wild cosmic ride because Uranus, the celestial rebel, has parked its behind in the comfy, plush armchair of Taurus. Now, let's not forget, Taurus is as stubborn as a mule who's just discovered it's accidentally wandered into a lion's den. It likes its routine like Sheldon Cooper likes his spot on the couch. But Uranus? It's the universe’s version of an adrenaline junkie, always seeking out the next big thrill! So, imagine the scenario: we have the epitome of stability and status quo getting a visit from the god of sudden change and revolution. It's like inviting a tornado to a tea party!
Taurus has a thing for money. It’s like Scrooge McDuck swimming in his pile of coins. But with Uranus doing a seven-year residency, we might see some pretty zany shifts. Picture bitcoin suddenly becoming accepted at your local grocery store, or banks deciding to operate solely through telepathy. The housing and stock markets could turn into one giant game of Monopoly, where everything you thought you knew about finances gets flipped on its head.
Now, on a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to declutter our financial lives. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – all these money leeches that have us in a chokehold are about to get a reality check. It's like we're Frodo and Uranus is Gandalf, telling us we can't simply walk into Mordor without changing our attitude towards gold rings and material possessions.
During this transit, we better buckle up and brace for a seismic shift in our monetary perspectives. We might not have a say in this – Uranus didn’t drop by just for tea and biscuits. It's here to shake things up, and digging in our heels won’t stop this cosmic whirlwind. But hey, remember, even after the wildest rollercoaster ride, you end up with a goofy photo and an unforgettable experience. By the end of it, we might find ourselves sitting on a much more stable financial ground. Embrace it, folks! Because as they say, "change is the only constant," especially when Uranus is in town!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 09' 43", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621312759km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: The Cosmic Swimming Pool Party
Well, stargazers, grab your cosmic swimwear because Neptune has plunged headfirst into the dreamy seas of Pisces. We're talking 4.6 billion kilometers away headfirst! Talk about dedication to a cannonball!
Neptune, the cosmic dreamer, is doing the backstroke in the celestial waters of Pisces, blurring boundaries and stirring up our deepest emotions like a big cosmic blender. As the two celestial bodies do their cosmic tango, we're served a unique cocktail of insights - a dash of clarity, a jigger of unity, and a slice of self-realization. Suddenly, we see how silly it is to fight over the last slice of pizza or whose turn it is to take out the trash. Unity and togetherness start to sparkle brighter than your favorite pair of galaxy leggings.
This astral alignment is like your personal invitation to contribute to the grand cosmic potluck. We all have something to bring to the table, whether it's your famous seven-layer dip of ideas, or a big, juicy pie of dreams for a better world. And hey, no one's going to turn down a good casserole of kindness either.
So, while Neptune's doing laps in Pisces, why not take some time to dive deep into your own spiritual seas? Maybe take that yoga class you've been eyeing, or finally set up that zen corner in your living room. You know, the one where you can sip your chai latte and ponder the mysteries of life, the universe, and why socks always disappear in the dryer.
And remember, folks, Neptune in Pisces is here to buoy you up as you navigate these emotional waters. So, dive in! The cosmic water's just fine.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 29' 36", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5324396996km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Well, well, well, my celestial compadres, grab your telescopes and buckle up, because we're about to embark on a cosmic roller coaster ride that even Neil deGrasse Tyson would call "quite literally out of this world". Our main protagonist today is none other than Pluto (the planet, not the Disney dog, though that would be an amusing plot twist). Now, this little icy minx is currently doing the cha-cha in Aquarius, which is about as far away as you can get without needing bathroom breaks. So, what does this mean for you? Imagine if Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White, but he did it while listening to David Bowie and wearing technicolor LED sneakers. That's the kind of transformation we're talking about here. Because when Pluto, the lord of "out with the old, in with the new" pairs up with Aquarius, the sign of progress, we're talking about a metamorphosis that would give Kafka a run for his money. We're not just talking about changing your hair color or swapping your Starbucks order. No, no, dear friends. This is deep, soul-shaking, identity-redefining stuff. Like, going from being a trekkie to a star wars fan level of change. And why? Because like a cosmic Marie Kondo, Pluto is all about decluttering our lives, getting rid of what doesn't spark joy (or serve us) to make space for something better. Now, if you're thinking this sounds like it could trigger some worldwide shifts in science, technology, and space travel, give yourself a gold star. With Pluto doing the moonwalk in Aquarius, we could see new revelations in particle physics that make the Higgs Boson look like a stale crumpet. We could see civil rights and humanitarianism take huge leaps forward. Think 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' but on steroids. In the midst of all this, Pluto in Aquarius will be cheerleading us to rethink our place in the world. It's tempting to always look out for number one, but what if we started looking out for everyone? What if we stopped thinking about how to get ahead, and started thinking about how to bring everyone along with us? That's the kind of change that would make even a Vulcan raise an eyebrow. Will you answer the call? Or will you hang up, send it to voicemail, and hope it's not an intergalactic debt collector? The stars areCurrent Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 22 Pis 09' 59" |
| Moon | 18 Ari 50' 26" |
| Mercury | 03 Ari 59' 45" |
| Venus | 00 Pis 26' 17" |
| Mars | 21 Aqu 39' 27" |
| Jupiter | 13 Tau 20' 52" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 17' 02" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 56' 46" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 09' 43" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 29' 36" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Sextile Uranus
Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.The Sun
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Mars
Mars Square Uranus
Take time out to slow down and stay in control of yourself. You may feel out of control today. You may feel restraint even if none is there. Don't let your impulsiveness and your impatience get the better of you. Accidents are possible around machinery, your car, or around electricity. Be careful and stay alert. Carelessness is your biggest enemy today. This is a time for high anxiety and lots of nervous energy. Get some exercise. Avoid excess stress. Put your energy into something creative, self-expressive and inventive.You prefer to stand out in a crowd than to follow. Watch for a tendency to be stubborn or dogmatic, which can impede your progress in life and cause unnecessary delays or obstacles. You can be very temperamental, but you tend to get over things quickly. You might often be hasty, impatient, and impulsive.Alternate, short interpretations: Mars square Uranus or Mars opposition Uranus: *Intensely restless, dynamic, and energetic, you are always on the go. When you want something, you want it NOW, and you act decisively, impulsively, sometimes hastily and prematurely. Impatient, high-strung, and often nervous and tense, you find it difficult to slow down, pace yourself, or relax. You are fiercely individualistic and independent, self-willed and intolerant of restraints and restrictions imposed by others. You have a reckless disregard for authority and can be extremely rebellious. Cooperating with others is not your strong point! You are often brutally frank and abrupt with people, and can be quite impersonal when you are pursuing a desired goal. You may have an explosive temper when your will is blocked. You have a superabundance of energy and need much personal freedom to do things in your own style and at your own pace.#Your life is peppered with dangerous intersections where you may be physically injured. These very events, however, form the substance of your spiritual path. It takes courage to follow this independent path, and effort to maintain strong relationships as you do so. Intuition can be a great asset.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Alexander Graham Bell, Catherine Zeta Jones, Patrick Duffy, Johannes Kepler, Madonna, Sissy Spacek Oppositions – Roman Polanski, Regis Philbin, Tyra Banks, Chris Brown, Jackie Gleason, Monica Lewinsky, Arnold Palmer.Jupiter
