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The Sun

The Sun is in Pisces

The Sun is at 01 Pis 05' 50", and is 147893482km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Cancer

The Moon is at 13 Can 59' 46", and is 397292km away and receding.

Moon Is In Cancer

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Buckle up your cosmic seat belts because the Moon has checked into Hotel Cancer for its lunar vacation. If you're looking at the moon tonight, be sure to wave hello - it's only a mere 397104.122407061 km away. A brisk walk if you've misplaced your spaceship, I say! Now, when the moon settles into cozy Cancer like a hippie at a Grateful Dead concert, emotions tend to rise faster than a NASA rocket. Don't be alarmed if you suddenly feel the urge to bake cookies while crying over a rom-com or start handcrafting a macrame wall hanging while pondering the mysteries of the universe. It's all part of the ride. This lunar-Cancer combo is like mixing baking soda with vinegar, a classic elementary school science project. You remember the one, right? Well, in this case, your heart is the volcano, and feelings are ready to erupt. Keep an emotional mop handy! Now, while emotions will be as fluctuating as the waves of the Pacific, don't forget that tidal forces are at play here. You see, our Moon, despite being 397104.122407061 km away (that's a lot of football fields), still manages to pull at Earth's water. So, if you find yourself a little more "ebb and flow" than usual, blame it on the Moon. Or better yet, embrace it. After all, even the Moon has a dark side, but it still shines, right? So, stargazers, remember to channel your inner Neil Armstrong, embrace the unknown, and take one small step, or perhaps a giant leap, towards understanding your feelings during this time. The Moon in Cancer is like a cosmic therapy session, and darling, we could all use a little bit of that. Keep your telescopes handy and your minds open. The universe is full of cosmic surprises, and who knows? Maybe the next one is just around the corner, or 397104.122407061 km away. Same thing, really. Happy stargazing, space nerds!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aquarius

Mercury is prograde at 24 Aqu 36' 52", moving at 1.74 degrees per day, and is 207975990km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Aquarius

Ahoy there, celestial voyagers! Brace yourselves, we're currently surfing the cosmic waves with Mercury in Aquarius. Now, I know you're wondering, "How many space miles away is that?" Well, let me whip out my trusty astrolabe and tell you, it's exactly 207973231.656160086 km away. Quite a hike, wouldn't you say? Now, if you're not a star trek nerd like me, let me break it down for you. Mercury, our fast-talking, fleet-footed planet, has decided to do a little jaunt through Aquarius' territory. And what happens when the planet of chit-chat meets the sign of the mad scientist? Well, let's just say your ideas are going to start looking less like plain old bread and butter and more like molecular gastronomy. During this period, you'll find yourself thinking outside the box, or rather, realising that the box doesn't even exist. You might come up with ideas that sound like they'd be more at home in a sci-fi novel than in your daily life. But hey, who knows? Today's science fiction could be tomorrow's reality. That being said, remember that Aquarius is a sign that prides itself on rationality. So, while Mercury is hanging out in this neck of the cosmos, you might find yourself viewing things from a different perspective. That emotionally-charged situation you've been mulling over? Try looking at it with your Vulcan logic. You might be surprised by the clarity that comes with it. But be careful, astro-nauts. With all this focus on reason and logic, it's easy to step on a few emotional toes. Remember that while Spock was a great Vulcan, he wasn't always the best at understanding human emotion. So, keep your tricorders set to 'empathy' and navigate those inter-personal situations with care. So, strap in and enjoy the ride, space cadets. With Mercury in Aquarius, it's sure to be a journey that's out of this world!

Venus

Venus is in Aquarius

Venus is prograde at 04 Aqu 26' 43", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 218305425km away and receding.

Venus Is In Aquarius

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Set your phasers to stun because love, much like Spock, is about to get logical as Venus, the Kardashian of the solar system, kicks off her high heels and dons a pair of nerdy glasses in the sign of Aquarius. Venus in Aquarius is like that episode where Kirk ends up on a planet full of philosophers. Suddenly, we're all about intellectual compatibility, not just who's got the best warp speed. We might find ourselves falling for our 'just friends' faster than a red shirt on an away mission. And if you're thinking of meeting a new love interest? Well, I'd advise beaming into social gatherings or mutual friends' parties. The odds of setting coordinates for romance are highly favorable. Now, don't expect tearful monologues or heart-racing passions during this transit - Aquarius prefers to keep its tricorder readings on emotions low. It's all about uniting with those who can engage in a thrilling debate about the ethical implications of time travel rather than who can fix a broken warp core. For those who enjoy more emotional gravity, this might feel like you've been exiled to the neutral zone. But fear not, think of it as less possessive Vulcan mind-meld and more a chance to boldly go towards a relationship that values freedom and individuality. If you're already in a committed partnership, this is the time to remember why you signed up for this starship voyage in the first place. Rekindling the flames of friendship and shared interests could be as simple as rallying against the Borg or saving endangered Humpback whales from 20th-century Earth. Venus in Aquarius encourages you to be the Captain Picard to your partner's Commander Riker - separate but united in purpose. Single star explorers, you're about to discover strange new worlds in love. With Venus, the USS Enterprise of desire, cruising in the creative and idealist sign of Aquarius, romance is about to get as experimental as a holodeck program. Your next romantic interest might just be found at a starfleet party, or at a rally against the Dominion. And with Aquarius’ penchant for the peculiar, you might find yourself attracted to a species you never considered before. Lastly, Venus in Aquarius is like having a replicator full of fresh ideas. It's the perfect time to experiment with your personal style - perhaps some Andorian jewelry or a Risian beach outfit? High-tech gadgets are also a good investment now. They'll serve

Mars

Mars is in Aquarius

Mars is prograde at 05 Aqu 23' 41", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 336159006km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Aquarius

Beam Me Up Mars, We're Going Aquarius!

Put on your space boots, folks! Mars, our cosmic cousin, has decided to vacation in the sign of the water-bearer, Aquarius. And contrary to what you might think, this isn't a sci-fi blockbuster in the making. It's more like a quirky indie film directed by Wes Anderson - artsy, eccentric, and somewhat unpredictable.

Imagine Mars as that friend who crashes at your place uninvited but ends up fixing your leaky faucet, re-arranging your furniture and sparking life-changing philosophical debates over your morning coffee. That's Mars in Aquarius for you - stirring up the pot in the most unexpected ways.

You see, Mars is usually the 'smash-first-ask-questions-later' kind of planet. But Aquarius, bless its starry socks, prefers a good intellectual fencing match to a bar brawl. Now, that could mean a lot of things for us Earthlings. Brace yourself for some radical Martian brainwaves, folks!

Goodbye, status quo! Mars in Aquarius is all about championing innovation, embracing the avant-garde, and inventing new dance moves while we're at it. Why walk when you can moonwalk, right? It's all about breaking norms and creating a new normal. So, if you've been stuck in a rut lately, expect a cosmic kick in the rear to shake things up.

And let's not forget Aquarius's trademark humanitarian streak. With Mars adding some rocket fuel, it's time to stand up for the underdog, fight for justice and, dare I say it, save the world - one recycled coffee cup at a time. It's not just about seeing the problems, but about envisioning and working towards the solutions. A bit like building a spaceship out of Lego bricks, if you ask me.

So, dear Earthlings, as Mars orbits through the house of Aquarius, remember: there's no place for 'business as usual'. It's time to unleash your inner rebel, boldly go where no man (or woman or non-binary person) has gone before, and reinvent your own cosmic wheel. Just remember to keep it weird. After all, what's life without a little Martian madness?

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 09 Tau 44' 46", moving at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 788295542km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus - A Cosmic Comedy of Sorts

Alright, folks! Fasten your seat belts, because Jupiter is in Taurus, and oh boy, it's going to be as fascinating as watching a sloth run a marathon. Picture this: Jupiter, the wise old owl of the cosmos, has decided to hang out with Taurus, the zodiac’s equivalent of a couch potato. When these two join forces, they remind us that wisdom isn’t some long-lost treasure we need to hunt for; it’s right there in our pockets, between the lint and the forgotten gum wrappers.

This cosmic combo is like the ultimate life coach, encouraging us to make those dreamy, ambitious checklists and tick off goals like we're on a cosmic shopping spree. With Jupiter cheering us on with pompoms of growth and Taurus giving us a patient, stubborn pep talk, we're inspired to trust the journey and aim for success sweeter than a double-chocolate, salted caramel cookie.

Let's talk money, honey. Life can be a game of Monopoly when Jupiter shimmy-shakes in Taurus. Jupiter, the lucky charm of the cosmos, meets Taurus, the Wall Street tycoon of the zodiac. This celestial partnership can bring more dollar signs than a rapper's Instagram feed. So, it's a good time to peek at our bank accounts and spot those growth opportunities. Or maybe just find that tenner you thought you lost.

Now, let's not forget Taurus' love for the finer things in life - think champagne baths and caviar dreams. When Jupiter, the planet of 'go big or go home', comes into the picture, we might find ourselves mistaking our needs for wants. Like suddenly needing that gold-plated espresso machine or wanting to adopt a dozen alpacas. But hey, it’s up to us to be patient and not let our impulses run wilder than a caffeinated squirrel during this transit.

So buckle up, stargazers! With Jupiter in Taurus, we’re in for a ride that’s as thrilling as solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded. And remember, if things get too intense, there’s always deep breathing...or chocolate.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 08 Pis 43' 34", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601010761km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: Nerd Alert!

Well, folks, Saturn is currently taking a leisurely swim through the dreamy seas of Pisces. Imagine it as a big, ringed fish with a penchant for rules and order. No, really, picture that. If you're not chuckling, I don't know what will tickle your funny bone. Anyway, this Saturnian sashay is a fantastic time for introspection. Ever daydreamed about writing a 'Star Trek' fanfic or starting your own quantum physics podcast? Now's the time to come out of warp speed and plot your course, captain!

But be warned, having Saturn in Pisces is not exactly a cosmic joyride through a nebula. It's more like a planetary parent that insists on tidying your metaphorical room even when you're trying to perfect your Klingon. Rather than slapping a "Keep Out" sign on your door, invite Saturn in for a cup of tea. His advice might just be the phaser setting you need.

With Saturn poking around in Pisces, the realm of sleep and dreams, your mind might go into overdrive. You'll find yourself more restless than a red-shirt at an away mission. But worry not, my star-trekking friends! This is the perfect excuse to work on your inner Vulcan: meditate, take a stroll through your own private holodeck, practice some deep breathing, or have a good old-fashioned nap. Just keep a dream journal handy, because who knows, you might dream up the next great sci-fi plot!

So, fellow space explorers, while Saturn is doing its Pisces paddle, remember to slow down, rest, and listen to the wisdom of the universe. After all, we're all just Stardust exploring this cosmic journey together.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 20' 22", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2959496403km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

The Bull Meets the Rebel: Uranus Waltzing in Taurus

Alright, folks, hold on to your star charts, because it's about to get wild out here in the cosmic rodeo! Now, we all know Taurus - that old reliable, comfort-loving, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" kind of sign. Well, guess who just crashed the party? The unruly rebel of the cosmos, Uranus, has just rolled up in Taurus's yard, and it's not here to maintain the status quo, oh no!

Say goodbye to the good old ways - Uranus is here to shake things up like a snow globe in a toddler's hand. Yes, it might feel as chaotic as trying to do algebra in a thunderstorm, but trust me, we'll all end up in a much better place - possibly somewhere with less algebra.

Now, when it comes to money matters, Taurus is like that meticulous accountant who uses a calculator to split the dinner bill. But, Uranus? Think of it as that crazy cousin who pays for his half in Bitcoin. As Uranus disco dances through Taurus, expect some groundbreaking shifts in finances. We're talking revolutionary currency forms, banking metamorphosis, and a possible roller-coaster ride for the housing and stock markets. It's going to be like Monopoly, but with real money and fewer arguments over who gets to be the top hat.

On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, nudging us to rethink our relationship with material possessions and financial obligations. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - these are not just buzzwords for a financial nightmare, but chains that Uranus is here to help us break. Yes, it might seem scary, like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle, but trust me, Uranus is here to liberate us.

Resisting these changes would be as fruitless as trying to stop a cat from knocking things off the table. So, buckle up, my cosmic comrades, and let's ride this Uranus in Taurus wave to a brighter, more stable future. And remember, even if it looks like chaos now, it's just the universe's way of rearranging things for the better. After all, who doesn't love a good plot twist?

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 23' 27", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4606585406km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune In Pisces: A Sci-Fi Saga

Alright, celestial explorers! Buckle up, because our big blue friend Neptune has parked its cosmic caboose in the realm of Pisces. Now, this isn’t Neptune's first rodeo in the Piscean cosmos. Let's keep in mind this massive ice giant orbits the Sun once every 165 years, and for around 14 of those years, it hangs out in Pisces. So it's kind of like a very slow-moving cosmic snowbird, yeah?

So, what does this mean for you? Well, imagine you're a molecule on one of Neptune's icy moons, Triton. You're chillin' (literally), just doing your tiny molecular business, when suddenly you get the urge to connect with every other molecule out there. That's what we're talking about here, folks. It's a Star Trek convention in your soul, with everyone wearing "Unity" badges.

With Neptune in Pisces, we're taking a deep dive into the ocean of our emotions. And I’m not talking about the kiddie pool kind of emotions. I’m talking Mariana Trench deep. Suddenly, arguing over who took the last slice of pizza seems as trivial as a speck of cosmic dust on the lens of Hubble Telescope.

This is the time to break out your spiritual snorkeling gear, folks. Meditate, ponder the mysteries of the universe, or maybe just have a good old-fashioned heart-to-heart with your houseplant. You might be surprised by what it has to say!

Most importantly, remember that you're not alone in this cosmos. We're all stardust, interconnected in the grand cosmic web. So, share your dreams, your thoughts, and yes, even your last slice of pizza. Because when Neptune's in Pisces, we're all in this space-time continuum together.

And remember: you've got the power of the cosmos behind you. So go ahead, take that quantum leap of faith! Your adventure is just beginning.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 56' 47", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5356642157km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Pluto's Aquarian Stand-Up Comedy Hour

Alright, folks. Buckle up! We're taking a cosmic road trip to Pluto. Yes, the same Pluto that was unceremoniously demoted to 'dwarf planet' status. But guess what? Pluto doesn’t care about its title. It's too busy being the celestial embodiment of transformation. And right now, it's chilling in Aquarius, so get ready for some major change-ups.

Picture this: You're at a party, and Pluto walks in. It's not just changing the music or the snack selection, it's knocking down walls and building new ones. It's making you question why you even threw a party in the first place and then convincing you to throw an even bigger one. Now, that's what I call a party crasher!

And what about our host, Aquarius? Well, they're the embodiment of progress; a real forward-thinking type. Sort of like the Steve Jobs of the zodiac, if you will. So, what happens when our transformative friend Pluto shacks up in the house of progress? Let’s just say, expect your world to look more different than when Dorothy landed in Oz.

The power combo of Pluto and Aquarius is like a cosmic super duo. They're sort of like Batman and Robin but with less spandex and more quantum physics. Get ready for a whirlwind of changes in science, technology, and maybe even an upgrade in space travel – SpaceX, eat your heart out!

But wait, there's more! Pluto in Aquarius isn't just about reinventing the tech game. It's pushing for better human rights, stronger communities, and might even make politicians play nice. Imagine a world where we all work together for the greater good instead of squabbling like five-year-olds over the last piece of birthday cake.

So, my cosmic comrades, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to change how we view not only ourselves but our place in this universe. So, instead of asking, 'What's in it for me?' why not try, 'What's in it for us?' Let's embrace this celestial shift and see where it takes us. Will you answer the call? Or will you let it go to voicemail?

Venus

Venus Conjunct Mars

There is a desire for love, beauty, relationships, and things that feel good. Desire is strong today and this includes the desire for the opposite sex. Be considerate of others today as you may express yourself too strongly. Use your creative energies and get involved with the arts, music or the theater. How about making a special meal for your significant other? Watch your spending today as you may feel tempted to overindulge and be too extravagant. Curb your potential for eating too much rich, sweet, or spicy food. Moderation is the key. Be refined and charming around women. Do not get involved in petty gossip or in competition with the women you know. Have fun at a social gathering, but remember, don't come on too strong or let your opinion of yourself swell so as to become overbearing and obnoxious.For people with a Venus-Mars conjunction in their natal charts, the blending of the feminine and masculine energies within is a natural process, although other aspects to the conjunction will tell the whole story as to how this is done. These people possess personal magnetism in spades. They live and breathe romantic/sexual relationships. It is generally easy for them to form relationships, unless the conjunction is severely afflicted. They ooze sexuality, and they are generally quite impulsive with regards to entering new relationships. Relationships are not only important to them, they require a fair amount of excitement, adventure, and passion in their pairings in order to feel alive and vital. With this conjunction, there is generally a pleasing blend of self-assertion and cooperation. This comprises some of their charm, in that they generally know how to assert themselves without stepping on others’ toes. In some cases, men with this aspect may be too dominating in romantic situations, and might gain a reputation for being “macho”. This is not always the case, however. For the most part, these people are quite direct about what they want in a relationship, and they are quite passionate when it comes to going about getting what they want. It can be a challenge maintaining perspective when it comes to relationships. These people are generally highly creative and are bent on finding outlets for their creativity. Their vitality and warm energy is something that can be felt by others, as if it lies just below the surface.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Mars: Barry Bonds (in Gemini), Carmen Electra (in Gemini), Bette Davis, James Caan (in Taurus, also conjunct Uranus), Sally Field, Eva Gabor (in Pisces), Merv Griffin (in Leo), Kris Kristofferson (in Gemini), Bruce Lee (in Scorpio), Courtney Love (in Gemini), Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino (in Gemini), Stefanie Powers (in Scorpio), Sting, Uma Thurman (in Gemini), Vincent Van Gogh (in Pisces), Harry Hamlin (in Virgo), Sandra Bullock (in Gemini, conjunct the Ascendant).

Venus

Venus Conjunct Pluto

Your love nature may be particularly charged with emotion and desire. Possessiveness and jealousy are possible. Power struggles may be a part of your close relationships. Resist the urge to control your partner. Intense change in romantic relationships is possible.Your emotions, particularly when it comes to feelings of love and attachment, run very deep. Your personality is magnetic, and you tend to arouse strong feelings in others, who may find you intriguing or somehow offensive! And all of this before you even open your mouth.In love, you can be quite possessive and possibly obsessive. At the root of obsessive feelings are deep fears of rejection, loss, and betrayal. Your feelings often run hot or cold–your love nature is generally extreme. It’s hard for you to detach yourself when it comes to personal relationships, and this sensitivity comes from a tendency to take things very much to heart. You are certainly most charming when you want to be. Love relationships turn your world upside down. You are likely to experience love at first sight, as you tend to work on instinct when it comes to affairs of the heart. Your relationships often feel fateful. You easily put pressure on your partner, as you expect much loyalty and honesty in your intimate relationships. Be careful not to let your relationships get to a point where your partner is superfluous and you are working through your own inner demons through him or her. Certainly, you will learn much about yourself through your relationships, and you may not always like what you see. You will meet yourself (the “darker” side or inner demons) through your relationships, and it will be critical that you recognize it as your own “material” and not project it onto your partner. On another level, you may have a talent for drama, writing lyrics, music in general, and finance.Alternate interpretations:~You are extremely loyal to and solicitous of those you love, without a cloying sentimentality. Your values and thoughts center on love, which can easily become the hub of your life. Early in a relationship, you are apt to be jealous and possessive, but with time and experience this can be transformed into a higher, more mature type of attachment. You are willing to give your all to your beloved but demand the same in return. Your strongest desire is for an all-consuming love that will bring you satisfaction on all levels: emotional, physical and spiritual. With aspects to Mars or Neptune, there could be a preoccupation with or compulsive attitude toward sex. — Interpretation sample from the Heaven Knows What report.+ You may not be particularly sentimental but if you love someone, you love them completely and forever. You live on the emotional extremes. People are either important to you or they don’t even exist. Your feelings are deep and volcanic. You love power and control which is fine if you have learned to control yourself. You are magnetic and surrounded with an aura of mystery. You deal with groups and group resources. You may have leadership in some creative project or in some financial enterprise. You polarize people: they either love you or hate you but are seldom indifferent to you. — Interpretation sample from the In-Depth Profile report.*You have deep, compelling love feelings that seem irresistible and often irrational. Your love relationships are very passionate and intense, and you experience both agony and ecstasy in love. You are always changed in a deep, fundamental way by your love experiences, though this may come about through painful and difficult confrontations or separations. You are something of an emotional fanatic about things you care about.#You are the stuff of saints and martyrs because you engage in your beliefs with a fanatical desire to conquer anyone in your path. A physical love relationship can make or break your spiritual connection, depending on your ability to nurture the depth of feeling. Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Pluto: Ian Scott Anderson (Venus conjunct Pluto in Leo), Charles Dickens (Venus conjunct Pluto in Pisces), Amelia Earhart (Venus conjunct Pluto in Gemini), Jessica Hahn (Venus in late Leo conjunct Pluto in early Virgo), Phil Hartman (Venus conjunct Pluto in Leo), Victor Hugo (Venus conjunct Pluto in Pisces), Jeremy Irons (Venus conjunct Pluto in Leo), Liberace (Venus conjunct Pluto in Cancer), Heather Locklear (Venus conjunct Pluto in Virgo), Barry Manilow (in Leo), Dr. Phil McGraw (in Leo), Olivia Newton-John (in Leo), Sean Penn (in Virgo), Julia Roberts (in Virgo), Sarah Ferguson (in Virgo), William Butler Yeats (in Taurus).

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.