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The Sun

The Sun is in Aquarius

The Sun is at 14 Aqu 54' 38", and is 147460851km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 29 Sco 55' 44", and is 387319km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Well, well, well, star gazers and cosmic chasers! Saddle up and get your telescopes ready because our lady Luna is shimmying her way through the sultry depths of Scorpio. Yes, you heard it right! And boy, is she packing a punch with a distance of 387,642.982670530km. That's like taking a road trip to Pluto and forgetting your snacks. Don't do that, folks. Always pack snacks. Scorpio, the celestial scorpion, is known for its intensity, mystery, and a pinch of drama. It's like that one cousin at family reunions who always has an exciting, if not slightly terrifying, story to tell. Now, with Moon in Scorpio, it's a great time to dig deep, my friends. Dive into those murky emotional waters. It might sound scary, but hey, remember, there's no growth in comfort zones. And who knows? You might find some buried treasure down there. Your emotional intelligence could skyrocket like Elon Musk's next SpaceX launch. Plus, things will lighten up soon. Our lovely Moon is shifting gears in the next 24 hours, tiptoeing into the expansive realms of Sagittarius. Imagine going from watching a noir detective film to suddenly finding yourself in a vibrant Indiana Jones adventure. That's what we're talking about! So, buckle up, buttercups! It’s going to be an exciting 24 hours! Keep an eye on those lunar transitions, maybe with a nice warm cup of quantum chamomile tea, or whatever brew soothes your cosmic soul. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust surfing on the cosmic waves. Peace out, fellow space cadets!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.

Mercury is prograde at 28 Cap 32' 43", moving at 1.52 degrees per day, and is 197391400km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Well, my cosmic comrades, strap on your space boots and get ready for a celestial shindig because Mercury is in Capricorn, and it's not messing around! Think of Mercury as the galaxy's most efficient delivery man, and right now, he's dressed in Capricorn's no-nonsense business suit. He's got his clipboard at the ready, sipping on some decaf Vulcan espresso, and his mission? To help you manifest your wildest dreams into reality. He's like your favourite high school teacher - stern, but with your best interest at heart. Imagine your thoughts are bits of stardust floating around. Mercury in Capricorn is essentially the universe's Marie Kondo, helping you tidy up that galactic mess into a neat, orderly cosmos complete with labels and colour codes. It's all about putting those mental puzzle pieces together until they form the perfect picture of what you want to achieve. But remember, folks, while Mercury in Capricorn might make you feel like Captain Kirk commanding the Starship Enterprise, don't let that power go to your head. You see, Capricorn has a keen sense of hierarchy, which can turn your conversations from constructive brainstorming into a game of "who's the boss?". And trust me, no one wants to play that, not even the Klingons. So, keep your communication clear, concise, and remember, it's not about who gets to sit in the captain's chair - it's about getting the job done. Otherwise, you might find yourself stuck in a warp speed loop, wasting time on petty squabbles instead of boldly going where no one has gone before. Now, I'm off to recalibrate my astrolabe. Until next time, live long and prosper... or at least try not to annoy any Romulans.

Venus

Venus is in Capricorn

Venus is prograde at 14 Cap 39' 53", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 206385782km away and receding.

Venus Is In Capricorn

Behold! Venus in Capricorn

Hold on to your horoscopes, stargazers! Venus, our resident planet of love and luxury, has packed up its little planetary suitcase and sauntered into the serious domain of Capricorn. It's like watching a free-spirited hippie try to fit into a corporate boardroom – they swap their tie-dyes for ties and their headbands for briefcases.

When Venus, the cosmic Casanova, snuggles up with Capricorn, the goat-climbing CEO of the zodiac, it's all about business – even in love. So, for those of you who have been playing relationship roulette, it's time to put on your serious glasses, settle down and start working through those "It's not you, it's me" issues. And for the love-seekers? Time to say bye-bye to Tinder swiping and hello to long, romantic walks in IKEA. Why? Because Venus in Capricorn wants love that lasts longer than your smartphone battery.

Now, let's talk fashion. Venus in Capricorn is like Project Runway meets The Office. Those neon-zebra print leggings? Swap 'em for something a bit more understated. But hey, don't fret. This is a fantastic moment to start any artistic projects, like knitting a sweater or recreating the Sistine Chapel ceiling in your bedroom. Capricorn gives Venus the determination to see projects through, so you might finally finish that 1,000-piece puzzle of Einstein sticking his tongue out.

And let's not forget, Venus in Capricorn has her eyes on the corner office. This transit is perfect for those of us asking the big career questions like: "Am I worth more than free coffee and donuts?" or "When will I get a promotion?" So, channel that inner boss energy, step up, and show 'em who's the real Capricorn in charge.

So folks, buckle up! It's time to get serious, with a dash of fun, as we navigate this Venus in Capricorn phase. But remember, even when stars and planets align in mysterious ways, it's all part of this wild cosmic ride called life. Peace out!

Mars

Mars is in Capricorn

Mars is prograde at 23 Cap 06' 49", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 345147641km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Capricorn

Astro-nerd Alert: Mars in Capricorn

Alright space cadets, buckle up! Mars has just parked its cosmic caravan in the stoic terrain of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for my love life?" or "Should I invest in Bitcoin now?" Hold your horses, we'll get there. But first, let's talk about what this really means.

When Mars, the planet known for its 'go get 'em' attitude and a slight anger management issue, meets Capricorn, the zodiac's resident elderly goat (no offense, Capricorns), things start looking a bit like a cosmic chess game. Strategy, patience, and calculated moves are the name of the game here, folks. This is not the time to go gallivanting off into uncharted territory or making impulsive decisions. Nope. Mars in Capricorn is as serious as a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention.

Under this influence, we're all going to feel a bit like seasoned astronauts preparing for a Mars mission: checking our equipment (a.k.a. our lives) meticulously, planning each step with precision, and working hard to make sure it all goes smoothly. Can you say 'productivity'? Because that's our motto during this transit.

This is the perfect time to start new projects or finish up old ones. Think of it as a cosmic spring cleaning – out with the old, in with the new. And if you don't have a goal yet, well, Mars in Capricorn is about to give you a kick in the rear to find one. Trust me, you'll thank us later.

But here's the catch. Mars in Capricorn can be as cold as a winter in Antarctica, with sensitivity levels dropping faster than my Wi-Fi connection. It's all about climbing that proverbial mountain, even if it means stepping on a few toes. But let's not forget – being kind and compassionate is just as important as reaching our goals. Remember, space explorers: it's not just about getting to Mars, it's also about making sure we don't leave a trail of destruction behind.

So, to sum it up: Mars in Capricorn - it's like a cosmic boot camp, with a side of strategy and a sprinkle of compassion. Now, go forth and conquer, star gazers!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 07 Tau 37' 52", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 750977814km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Intergalactic China Shop

Alas, fellow stargazers, our old buddy Jupiter has packed up his bags and parked his cosmic Winnebago in the constellation of Taurus. Now, Jupiter is known for his love of wisdom and deep thoughts - think of him like that guy at the party who can't help but bring up philosophy or quantum physics every chance he gets. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is as stubborn as a mule and about as immovable as a neutron star.

When these two forces collide, it's like trying to convince your computer to do a software update in the middle of a Netflix binge - frustrating, yet potentially beneficial. This celestial combination reminds us that the answers we seek are already within us, not unlike that TV remote you've been searching for that's been under your bottom this whole time.

Jupiter in Taurus is like having a personal cheerleader, urging you to move closer to your dreams. Imagine it like this: Jupiter is the enthusiastic friend who helps you make a perfectly color-coded to-do list, and Taurus is the tenacious bulldog who won't let you rest until you've checked off every single item. It's all about trusting the process - a little bit like baking sourdough bread. Sure, it takes time and patience, but the end result is worth it.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Astrologer, what does this mean for my bank account?" Fear not, dear reader. Jupiter is also known as the cosmic lottery ticket, and Taurus is all about wealth and prosperity. So, if you play your cards right, this could be the time to say hello to some serious cheddar...or queso...or gouda...you get the idea.

Oh, but a word of caution: Taurus is known for enjoying life's pleasures and has a habit of overindulging like a kid in a candy shop. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, joins the party, we might find ourselves treating our needs like wants. So, while you're counting your blessings (and possibly your newfound wealth), remember to keep your impulses in check. Otherwise, you might end up like that kid after his sugar rush - full of regret and with a wicked tummy ache.

So, remember folks, as Jupiter takes its grand tour

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 49' 01", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1591020345km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Beam Me Up, Saturn!

Now, don't go into red alert mode, but Saturn has just docked into the deep nebulae of Pisces! And it's not just here for a quick warp drive tune-up. Nope, Saturn is here on a cosmic mission as the galaxy's toughest life coach, and boy, does it have some lessons to beam into your brainwaves.

Consider this transit like a Vulcan mind meld with a twist of cosmic potpourri. It's time to boldly go where no man (or woman) has gone before and dive into those dreams you've been stashing away in your mental starship cargo hold. Maybe that novel about intergalactic space slugs or that small business idea involving asteroid mining. Whatever it is, clear your mind, take a deep breath (Oxygen masks are under your seat, folks!), and prepare for a cosmic brainstorming session. Saturn and Pisces are going to make sure your dreams aren't just another holodeck scenario; they're ripe for becoming reality.

Of course, having Saturn in Pisces isn't all tribbles and tricorders. Nobody likes their dreams prodded by a giant ringed planet, especially when they're the kind of dreams that make your heart do the warp speed waltz. Saturn might feel like that nosy parent who insists on cleaning up your room even when you've hung up the "Keep Out" sign in Klingon. So, brace yourself, prepare for a little cosmic turbulence and remember, sometimes, you need a bit of interstellar tough love to help your dreams take flight.

With Saturn's serious energy zapping around in dreamy Pisces, you might find yourself more restless than a Ferengi in a freebies store. This is the perfect time to cultivate some earthly calm amidst the celestial chaos: meditate, take a moonlit stroll through the forest, or practice Vulcan breathing exercises. Maybe even catch some extra Zs (remember, dreams are Pisces' specialty!). So, get comfy in your captain's chair, set course for the land of dreams and make sure you have your dream journal on standby – who knows, you might wake up with the next great idea for a warp engine!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 06' 58", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2918822109km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Matrix Alert: Uranus in Taurus!

Alright, stargazers, buckle up and put on your Morpheus sunglasses because we’re about to take the red pill into the cosmic realm. Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the solar system, has officially moved into the cozy, earthy digs of Taurus. It's like Neo trying to download Kung Fu into his brain... except it's Uranus downloading "Change" into Taurus' stable-obsessed system.

Let's get nerdy for a moment. At a distance of roughly 2.9 billion kilometers away, Uranus is going prograde, which, translated from astro-nerd, means "moving in the same direction as most other things in the solar system." But don't let this seemingly 'going with the flow' movement fool you. Uranus is all about shaking things up!

Picture this: Taurus as Agent Smith, stubbornly clinging to the status quo and Uranus as Neo, coming in with a roundhouse kick of change. Spoiler alert: Uranus doesn't know any Kung Fu, but it sure knows how to rock the boat!

And where does Taurus hold its ground most fiercely? In the world of money, honey! So, brace yourselves for some innovative, mind-boggling shifts in financial systems, worldwide. Think cryptocurrency on steroids or a complete reboot of banking as we know it. It's like the Matrix...but for money!

On a personal level, think of Uranus in Taurus as your personal Trinity, urging you to break free from the Matrix of materialism. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages - these are not just numbers; they're the code of the Matrix holding you back.

So, how about we take this cosmic hint and try to alter our relationship with money and material possessions? Uranus is here, like a cosmic Morpheus, offering us the red pill of liberation. Resisting won't help, Taurus. Remember, "the Matrix can be a system, it can be our enemy or it can be our guide. But until we understand it, we'll remain trapped."

Embrace the change, my friends. This transit period might just be the glitch in the Matrix we need for a more stable and sustainable future. After all, as Morpheus said, "I'm trying

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 51' 55", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4583706891km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: The Galactic Empire Strikes Back

Picture this - Neptune is lounging in Pisces like a Star Wars fan at a midnight premiere. This celestial body, roughly 4,583,661,618.241409302km away (but who's counting?), is currently doing the cosmic equivalent of the moonwalk - a fancy move called 'prograde'. So, what does this mean for you, my star-gazing friends?

Well, imagine Darth Vader trading in his lightsaber for a peace sign and you'll start to get the idea. Yes, Neptune in Pisces is bringing a dose of intergalactic togetherness to our lives. Suddenly, we're seeing past our differences, realizing that arguing over whether or not Han shot first is as pointless as a Stormtrooper's aim. The real gold here is in unity, in coming together like the Rebel Alliance on a good day.

So, how can you contribute to this galactic harmony? Maybe you have the power to bring people together. Perhaps you have the Ewok-like ability to create joy and laughter. Or maybe you're a secret Yoda, full of wisdom and able to see the bigger picture.

Neptune in Pisces is your holographic invitation to explore these talents. It's the perfect time to delve into the Jedi arts of emotional intelligence and spiritual exploration. Create your own sacred space at home, whether that's a meditation corner or a shrine to your favorite Star Wars character (we don't judge).

And then, dear Astro-padawans, share your wisdom with the world. Just remember, as you embark on this journey, Neptune in Pisces is with you - like the Force, but with less choking.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 27' 31", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5370317943km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Today we're navigating through the cosmic soup to discuss our dark and distant buddy, Pluto, currently doing the hokey-pokey in Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto? Isn't that the one they kicked out of the planet club?" Well, yes, but trust me, being a dwarf planet doesn't make its influence any less... Plutonic! Now, Pluto in Aquarius is like your eccentric uncle who starts building a spaceship in the backyard after attending one too many Star Trek conventions. It's weird, it's chaotic, but it's bound to bring about some radical changes. And let's face it, in an age when we send tweets to Mars and own more computing power in our pockets than NASA did during the Lunar landing, who can say it's impossible? Pluto is like the cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to toss out anything that doesn't spark joy (or at least a transformative existential crisis). Meanwhile, Aquarius, the water bearer, isn't just carrying H2O — it's pouring out high-speed fiber-optic internet for humanity's collective brain. So, what does this mean for you? Expect to see sweeping changes across technology, science, and social justice. Imagine a world where your smart toaster advocates for equal rights, while your AI-powered vacuum cleaner uncovers the secrets of quantum physics. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of party. Remember, folks, Pluto in Aquarius invites us to not just consider ourselves but the whole darn human collective. So, instead of asking, "What's in it for me?" start pondering, "What's in it for us?" It's a small shift in perspective that can make a universe of difference. So, buckle up, star gazers! This cosmic journey is far from predictable, but with Pluto at the helm, it's guaranteed to be a transformative ride. As always, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground... or at least within Earth's gravitational pull. Over and out!

Mercury

Mercury Conjunct Pluto

The force of your will is behind your thoughts and words today. You have plans to change things and the necessary power to do so. Be open-minded with others and be tolerant of their beliefs. You don't always have to be right and they will appreciate seeing that in you. Whatever you tackle today you will want to get at its deepest roots.You are capable of great focus and depth of thought, as well as concentration. You easily become serious and pensive. Determined and sometimes exhaustive effort is a strength, and depth of perception as well. However, sometimes your desire to turn ideas inside out can work against you, to the point of obsession, suspicion, and mistrust. You are a born skeptic of anything that appears superficial or overly straightforward. You always look for a hidden meaning, desiring to get to the bottom line, and with people, to lay bare motivation. You are intellectually fascinated with all that is hidden, taboo, secret, or suppressed. You can be provocative in your communications, often subtly so. You can also be sarcastic and cutting. You can be so determined to find answers, or even to convert others to your frame of mind, that you end up wasting energy beating a dead horse. You are excellent at developing strategies and can be very clever and cunning, although this is essentially on an intellectual level — manipulation is more an intellectual exercise rather than something coming from the heart. Of course, it is up to you how to use your abilities. You enjoy a good mystery to solve, clever plot twists, and darker art forms.You have a powerful and stubborn mind. You are a great researcher and a good detective. This doesn’t always help in your personal life. Others may find you too suspicious, too challenging, or too secretive. You are always mulling things over inside of yourself. You live in a sea of mental symbolism. You respond to implications and inferences rather than to people, circumstances and events. You have a special knack for mathematics, symbolic logic, computers, biology, and meditation. At times your mind will overload and you seem to do a reversal, overlooking the simplest details that others take for granted. Get rest and learn when to stop and start. – Interpretation sample from the In-Depth Profile report.Some Famous People with Mercury conjunct Pluto: Harry S. Truman, Sylvester Stallone, Della Reese, River Phoenix, Stanley Kubrick, Whitney Houston, Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.