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25 January, 2024
Solar activity was at high levels with multiple M-class flares observed. Region 3559 (N27W18, Fki/beta-gamma) continued to be the largest spot group on the visible disk. Region 3561 (S17W57, Dac/beta-gamma) gained additional spots and was responsible for the majority of the M-class flare activity, the largest of which was an M2.6 at 24/0140 UTC. The rest of the ARs were unremarkable in comparison and relatively quiet.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 29 degrees, 20' 50", at a velocity of 12.28 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. It is 399271.54 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 04 Aqu 45' 20", and is 147263432km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 29 Can 20' 50", and is 399818km away and receding.Moon Is In Cancer
Well, well, well, space cadets, gather around your astrologer uncle because it's story time. Today, our dear friend the Moon has decided to take a little vacation in the cozy crab shack that is Cancer. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for us, oh wise and nerdy one?" Buckle up, because we're about to go on a cosmic ride! The Moon, in its infinite, crater-filled wisdom, has decided to park its celestial behind exactly 399678.494295185km away. Yes, you heard that right. The Moon is not social distancing from us, folks! In fact, it's closer than your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Now, the Moon in Cancer usually means we're all feeling a bit more emotional, more sensitive, and more in tune with our feelings. Some of you might be clutching your chests in panic, but fear not! This isn't a Hollywood drama where everyone ends up crying in the rain. Heck no! This is more like an episode of 'Friends' - there might be a few tears, some laughter, and probably a lot of comfortable lounging in oversized coffee shop chairs. But hold onto your telescopes, because in the next 24 hours, our moon buddy is planning to vamoose over to Leo. Oh yes, the drama is about to escalate from a sitcom to a full-blown Broadway musical! Now, don't start practicing your jazz hands just yet. Remember, this is the universe we're talking about. It takes its sweet time. You've got about a day to prepare yourself for the spotlight. So, grab that hairbrush microphone and start rehearing in the bathroom mirror. So remember, dear earthlings, when the moon is in Cancer, it's time to embrace the emotional roller coaster, maybe watch a romcom, and definitely eat some comfort food. And when it moves to Leo, step up and take center stage. Your moment in the spotlight awaits! Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground...unless you're an astronaut, then do the exact opposite. Over and out!
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 13 Cap 59' 26", moving at 1.38 degrees per day, and is 181779673km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Lights, camera, action! Mercury is in Capricorn... and just when you thought Mercury was just a planet with a temperature range that'd make a polar bear sweat and a penguin shiver, think again. Our buddy Mercury has decided to take a vacation in Capricorn, the zodiac’s very own CEO, and it's going to be interesting. Now, if you're thinking, "Great, Mercury's packed its bags and gone on a trip. What's that got to do with me?" Well, let me tell you, it's a big deal. Just like that time Mulder found an alien spaceship in his backyard... okay, not exactly like that, but close enough. With Mercury in Capricorn, you'll find your brain going into hyperdrive. You'll become a master of efficiency, cutting through the clutter of ideas like a hot knife through butter. Your mind will start seeing thoughts like puzzle pieces, trying to fit them together until they form the perfect picture. Just think of it as building your own mental Millennium Falcon, piece by piece. It's a great time to turn those dreamy ideas into a reality. Want to create a startup that delivers pizza via drone? Or perhaps invent a new type of renewable energy powered by bad jokes? Now's the time to get cracking! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and potential for misunderstandings. Capricorn's got a bit of a head for hierarchy, so while your ideas might seem like the next best thing since sliced bread, remember to play nice with others. Don’t be that guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the room because, well, nobody likes that guy. So, while Mercury spins its way around Capricorn, keep your wits about you. Direct your thoughts, build on your ideas, but remember to keep the peace. After all, we wouldn't want an intergalactic war on our hands, now would we? Or maybe we would... it'd certainly be a good excuse to call in Mulder and Scully.
Venus
Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 02 Cap 20' 00", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 198303216km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus In Capricorn: Cosmic Office Romance
Alright, star gazers, strap on your space helmets because Venus just clocked in at the cosmic office of Capricorn, and she means business. Now, I know what you're thinking — "Is this going to be like that time Venus was in Scorpio and we all ended up crying in the bathroom?" Well, no guarantees, but this time around, she's got a power suit on and is all about commitment. So, whether you're hitched, single, or it's complicated, brace yourself for some serious love talks and maybe even a PowerPoint presentation about your future together.
But don't panic! Venus isn't all work and no play. While she's in Capricorn, she'll inspire you to ditch your neon feather boas and opt for a more subdued style. Think Steve Jobs chic. Turtlenecks, anyone? It's also a stellar time to finally start that DIY macrame wall hanging project you've been pinning on Pinterest. Capricorn's goat-like tenacity will give Venus the push needed to see it through to completion. It might even end up straight!
Now, let's talk business. Venus in Capricorn is like a cosmic performance review, asking you to really consider your worth in the workplace. Feeling underappreciated by your boss? Not quite where you thought you'd be on the corporate ladder? Don't fret! This is an out-of-this-world opportunity to reconnect with your inner CEO and take control of your career. Time to dust off that resume, polish your LinkedIn profile, and negotiate like you're closing a deal on Shark Tank!
So remember, while Venus is in Capricorn, don't be afraid to get serious, whether it's about love, your personal style, or your career. After all, as the great Carl Sagan once said, "The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff." And that, my friends, is a scientific fact that even Capricorn can't argue with.
Mars
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 15 Cap 30' 22", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 350550036km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Well, well, well, stargazers! Our fiery friend Mars has decided to take a vacation in Capricorn - kind of like your Uncle Bob who's always showing off his new power tools at family gatherings. Mars in Capricorn is like Bob with a spreadsheet. Things are about to get serious. Capricorn, the CEO of the zodiac, is all about structure and stability. It's like that friend who insists on planning a road trip down to the minute. So when Mars, the planet of action and desire, struts into this sign, be prepared for less daydreaming and more doing. It's time to swap those rose-tinted glasses for some sensible bifocals, my friends. Mars in Capricorn is like that gym buddy who not only drags you to the gym but also makes you squat heavier. It wants you to question why you're lifting that weight, how you're lifting it, and then maybe do it a few more times, just for good measure. It's the perfect time to set goals that would make even your overachieving Aunt Mabel proud. Neither Mars nor Capricorn is afraid of a little sweat. In fact, they like challenges like cats love laser pointers. Now's the time to dust off that project you've been avoiding or start a new one. No goal? No problem! Mars in Capricorn will motivate you to find one. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. But let's not forget, Mars and Capricorn can be as sensitive as a cactus. They're all about breaking barriers, often forgetting about the emotional toll it can take. So remember, while climbing that ladder of success, don't step on the little people (or cats). A little compassion goes a long way during this transit. So, fellow space travellers, it's time to strap in and get serious. Mars in Capricorn is here, and it's ready to work!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 39' 13", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 726927009km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hello, my cosmic companions! Guess who decided to throw a party in the Taurus constellation? That's right, our jovial giant Jupiter! Now, I know y'all are wondering, "What does this mean for us?" Buckle up your asteroid belts; let me break it down for you. First off, let's talk personality traits. Jupiter is like your favorite college professor—always pushing you to think deeper, while Taurus is that one friend who refuses to go out on a Friday night because they're rewatching 'Star Trek'... for the third time. When these two team up, it's like an epic geek-out session, reminding us to turn off the noise of the world and tune into the wisdom of the Cosmos. Jupiter in Taurus is also like having your own personal coach, cheering you on as you make strides toward your dreams. It's like an intergalactic energy drink, pushing you to create that vision board, plan your steps, and knock off those goals one by one. And remember, with Taurus' legendary stubbornness, you've got all the perseverance you need. You're not just reaching for the stars; you're going to build a space station on one! Now, onto the bling bling. Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, paired with Taurus, the zodiac's top banker, can bring some serious prosperity vibes your way. So, take a peek at your financial horizons and start planting those investment seeds. Who knows? You might end up owning your own Starship Enterprise! However, beware fellow space travelers! Taurus can be a bit of a hedonist, and Jupiter, well, let's just say he tends to super-size everything. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself eyeing that limited edition lightsaber or craving another slice of pizza. The key here is balance. Remember, even Spock would advise, "Live long and prosper," not "Live long and accumulate stuff." So, that's the cosmic low-down for Jupiter in Taurus. Embrace your inner wisdom, chase your dreams, and let prosperity flow, but keep an eye on your impulses. May the force (and Jupiter's good luck) be with you!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 40' 54", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1580037135km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Surf's Up, Saturn's in Pisces!
Alright, cosmic surfers, get ready to ride the big wave because Saturn, that old cosmic dad, has decided to take a vacation in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Saturn? In Pisces? That's like inviting a librarian to a rave!" But hear me out, this could be just the ticket for those of us with our heads permanently in the clouds.
Saturn in Pisces is like having a stern life coach whispering in your ear while you're mid-dream about opening up your own artisanal kombucha brewery or penning the next great American novel. It's the loving kick in the pants we all need sometimes to turn those daydreams into tangible realities. So grab that notepad, because it's time to get serious about our fantasies!
Now, don't get me wrong, Saturn isn't always the life of the party. He has a knack for barging in uninvited and messing up our dreamy Piscean peace with hard questions and pragmatic advice. But, as much as we'd love to stick a "no entry" sign on our subconscious door, we've got to let him in. Yes, he might ruffle our spiritual feathers, but trust me, his advice is worth its weight in cosmic gold.
With all this cerebral activity going on, it's no surprise if you're feeling a bit restless or anxious. So, do what any self-respecting hippie would do: meditate, take a walk in the woods, breathe deeply, or simply take a nap (dream journal mandatory!). Heck, turn in early for the night if you have to. Remember, even though Saturn's in town, you're still in Pisces territory - make sure to take some time to chill out and ride the wave.
So, buckle up, star gazers. Saturn in Pisces is here to coach us into turning our dreams into reality. Just remember, even though you might feel like you're swimming against the tide, the journey is all part of the cosmic ride!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 25", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2893635500km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Uranus, the celestial maverick, has parked its cosmic DeLorean in the steady-as-she-goes Taurus. And let me tell you, friends, it's not just here for a quick cup of tea and a chat about the weather. No, Uranus has set up shop for a good seven-year stint, and it's got some serious remodeling in mind. You see, Taurus isn't one for sudden changes - they're more of the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mindset. But Uranus is like that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced, rearranges your living room furniture, throws out your old VHS tapes, and replaces them with a state-of-the-art holographic entertainment system. You're left in a daze, wondering where your favorite recliner went, but then... you sit down on the new space-age couch, and you realize - hey, this is pretty comfortable! Now, Taurus has a tried-and-true way of dealing with money - you know, save a bit, spend a bit, keep to the budget. But Uranus, that mad scientist of the cosmos, is likely to throw some wild ideas into the mix. Cryptocurrencies? Digital banking? A radical redistribution of wealth? Don't be surprised if we see some serious financial revolutions during Uranus' stay in Taurus. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Are we holding onto debt and financial obligations that don't really "spark joy"? Is our attachment to material things holding us back from truly enjoying our wealth? It's time to tidy up, my friends! Remember, Uranus didn't come here just to stir things up - it's here to liberate us. It's here to help us find better, more innovative ways of doing things. So let's embrace the changes, no matter how weird or wild they may seem at first. After all, as a certain time-travelling scientist once said, "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one!"
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 34' 50", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4564996643km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, hop on your spaceship and buckle up, cosmic pilgrims! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer has some interstellar news to share that's as delicious as a fresh pot of Aunt Agnes' lentil soup. Neptune, the blue giant with an affinity for the artsy-fartsy Pisces, is doing its prograde pirouette. That's a fancy space term for 'moving in the same direction.' And, just to clarify, I didn't stutter when I said that Neptune is 4564943357.536276817 km away. If you're thinking about visiting, better pack a lunch... and dinner... and breakfast... for about a century or two. This cosmic tango between Neptune and Pisces is like a fog machine at a Pink Floyd concert, it's hazy yet intriguing. It's a shout-out, nay, a celestial whisper, urging us to stop squabbling over who left the cap off the toothpaste and focus on more substantial matters, like unifying our energies toward collective progress. Neptune's soiree in Pisces is like a cosmic buffet offering up dishes of emotional intelligence. Think of it as an all-you-can-eat self-improvement seminar. It's an invitation to dive into that spiritual path you've been Google-searching during lunch breaks, or create that yoga/meditation/zen rock garden corner you've been pinning on Pinterest. But remember, cosmic voyagers, this isn't just about self-reflection and personal growth. It's about sharing the wisdom you've gleaned from your journey. So, take that course, build that altar, and then share what you've learned. Your cosmic guidance counselor Neptune is cheering you on from the sidelines, pom-poms and all! Just remember to pack snacks for the journey 'cause, as we've established, it's a looong trip.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 08' 15", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5373410578km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Galactic Comedy
Alright stargazers, buckle up! Because our favorite celestial rebel, Pluto, is currently hanging out in the tech-savvy, humanitarian sign of Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Pluto? Isn't that the tiny ice ball that got kicked out of the planet club?" Well, yes, but let's not hold grudges, shall we? The universe still considers Pluto a transformational powerhouse and frankly, so should we.
Let's break it down: Pluto is all about the deep, soul-shaking transformations. We're not talking about a new haircut or finally deleting that ex's number from your phone. No, this is the kind of change that makes the butterfly look at the caterpillar and say, "Wow, you've really let yourself go." It's about ditching the old, worn-out versions of ourselves while singing 'Thank U, Next' at the top of our lungs.
On the other hand, Aquarius is the sign of progress, technology, and all things 'new and improved'. Honestly, if Aquarius were a person, they'd be that one friend who always has the latest iPhone, a startup in the works, and an unshakable belief that they are single-handedly going to save the world. It's impressive and a tad scary.
So, what happens when you mix Pluto's transformation mojo with Aquarius' progressive spirit? Well, imagine Steve Jobs and Gandhi had a cosmic baby, that's what. We're talking major advancements in science, technology, and civil rights. The kind of changes that make history books worth reading.
But don't worry, this isn't just about global shifts and humanity's future. This planetary alignment is also sending us a personal invite to shake things up. It's like getting a cosmic nudge (or shove) to rethink our place in the world. You see, Pluto in Aquarius wants us to be less 'me, me, me' and more 'we, we, we'.
So, are we ready to answer the call? Or are we going to let our voicemail handle it? Remember, the universe is making a long-distance call from about 5.4 billion kilometers away! That's commitment, folks! Let's not leave it hanging.
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 04 Aqu 45' 20" |
| Moon | 29 Can 20' 50" |
| Mercury | 13 Cap 59' 26" |
| Venus | 02 Cap 20' 00" |
| Mars | 15 Cap 30' 22" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 39' 13" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 40' 54" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 25" R |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 34' 50" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 08' 15" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Square Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend, as you are likely to feel extravagant today.Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.Alternate interpretations:Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.Sun in hard aspect to Jupiter: Part of your soul purpose is to promote growth and expansion, whether material, intellectual, or spiritual. You are impelled to be involved in large enterprises that have broad social consequences and influence many people, and you need a rather large arena in which to make the impact you wish. You dream BIG dreams and generally possess the self confidence to promote yourself and your ideas on a wide scale. Your willingness to take risks and to branch out into areas you have yet to explore, along with your ability to project into the future and to see the big picture, all add to your capacity to come to prominence and succeed in life in a big way. However, just as unchecked growth and over-development can lead to undesirable consequences for, say, the natural environment, so too can your own urge for “more” or “bigger” have harmful effects. When out of balance, you are prone to exaggerate, to be ostentatious and pretentious, to be overly optimistic and promise things that you can not reasonably do, and to be seemingly unable to limit or restrict yourself in a realistic way. The ego-gratifications you get from being a “big-wig” may become a primary motivation rather than simply an offshoot of your accomplishments. You may be unwilling to pay your dues, too quick to try a shortcut (moral or otherwise) in your eagerness to gain your aspirations. You may also have enjoyed “favored son” or “favored daughter” status in your household growing up, and thus expect things to come easily to you. Generally they do, but relying too much on this kind of luck can lead to errors of judgment on your part, not to mention major disappointments. On a physical level, over consumption could lead to overweight and/or problems with your liver.At your finest, though, you have a generous heart, a positive spirit, and the desire to live for something bigger than yourself. Using these gifts, you can contribute much good to the world as well as your own spiritual refinement. The qualities of hope and joy are also yours to transmit to the world. — Interpretation from the Karmic Insight report.Sun square Jupiter: You have big aspirations and the desire to succeed in life in a grand way. You tend to exaggerate, to promise more than is possible, and to misjudge through being overly optimistic. However, you never lose your hopes for the future. Restlessness and discontent with responsibilities and limitations in life can be troublesome for you. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.Sun square Jupiter: You tend to be stubborn and unable to make solid career choices. You get carried away and go off in directions contrary to your actual needs. Your judgment in vocational matters is often off, sending you on a wild goose chase. In addition, there is possible difficulty with authorities and the law and/or differences with older people. To use an old adage, you can (at times) be your own worst enemy. The advice of a trusted friend regarding career is to be recommended. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun square Jupiter: (The Pompous) Your eye is very much on the “donut” and not on the “hole.” You are a citizen of the world and an eager learner, so benefit by extensive travel. Others are excited by your dynamic presence and what you have to say, unless you spoil your image by exaggerating reality or monopolize center stage to hear your own voice. Then, those great gulps of life you devour can distend your ego as well as your waistline and result in chronic social indigestion. — Interpretation from the Spirit Success report.The Sun
Sun Conjunct Pluto
You may feel strong forces at work today, forces of will, power, transformation, and regeneration. These forces might manifest as a desire to build or create something new or to make some sweeping change in your life. They might also appear in some sort of power play or desire to control someone. Realize that you can't control anyone but yourself and use the energies today to gain greater self-control and humility. Ego conflicts can be intense today.
Mercury
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Jupiter
