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24 January, 2024
Solar activity was at high levels with several M-class flares observed. Region 3559 (N27W09, Fki/beta-gamma) continued to be the largest spot group on the visible disk. This region produced the largest event of the period, an M5.1 flare at 23/0331 UTC. Region 3561 (S17W48, Dac/beta-gamma) gained additional spots and was responsible for the majority of the M-class flare activity, the largest of which was an M4.3 at 23/1640 UTC. The rest of the ARs were unremarkable and quiet.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 16 degrees, 59' 26", at a velocity of 12.44 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. It is 395699.62 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 03 Aqu 44' 20", and is 147248316km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 16 Can 59' 26", and is 397106km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Greetings, Stargazers! Get ready to clutch your crystals and adjust your telescopes as our beloved celestial buddy, the Moon, has decided to take a cozy retreat in the comfy recliner of Cancer. And oh boy, is it a sight to behold! Currently, our Moon is chilling at approximately 396947.407946827km away (give or take a few cosmic breadcrumbs). Now, I know what you're thinking - "That's far!" So far, indeed, that if we were to measure that distance in terms of the number of cat videos you could watch on YouTube, we'd be talking millions, folks. But don't you worry, no need to pack your space luggage just yet. The cosmic vibes are beaming right into your living room, or wherever you happen to be scrolling through this horoscope. While the Moon is hanging out in Cancer, expect to feel an emotional tsunami wave about the size of Jupiter's Great Red Spot. You might find yourself getting teary-eyed at the sight of a perfectly toasted marshmallow or an exceptionally cute puppy gif. Fear not, stargazers, for these are not signs of impending doom, but rather the universe's way of saying, "Hey there, it's okay to FEEL things, you know!" So, grab your favorite comfort food, put on that fuzzy onesie, and let the Moon's voyage through Cancer guide you towards embracing your inner softie. Just remember, the universe isn't judging you for crying over spilt milk or laughing at your own jokes, it's too busy keeping everything from colliding into each other. And trust me, that's a full-time job! Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your heart full of wonder. Over and out!
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 12 Cap 37' 04", moving at 1.36 degrees per day, and is 179830319km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Mercury In Capricorn: A Universal Game of Chess
Activate your space goggles, earthlings, because Mercury has just made a stellar touchdown in Capricorn! And this isn't just any ordinary cosmic event, oh no! This is like Spock high-fiving Captain Kirk, or Yoda sharing a cup of tea with Chewbacca. It's a delightful blend of brainy Capricornian efficiency and Mercurian quick-thinking, all swirled together in one cosmic cocktail.
You see, Capricorn is the Bill Gates of the zodiac, always dressed in a crisp suit, pocket protector included, and ready to conquer the world. So, when Mercury, the universe’s chief communications officer, orbits into Capricorn's turf, expect some serious intellectual fireworks! We're talking about an intensified focus on reaching our goals, with less time spent on deciphering alien languages (sorry, Klingon enthusiasts).
But the real cherry on top of this galactic sundae is the superpower you'll acquire: idea building. Think of your mind as a Lego set, with each thought a vibrant, multi-colored piece. Under this celestial influence, you'll be able to create epic mind castles, complete with moats and drawbridges. Or maybe a fully operational Death Star, if that's more your style.
However, we should be careful not to let our inner Darth Vader take over. Capricorn can be a bit of a control freak (think Sheldon from Big Bang Theory), and Mercury in Capricorn might make us all believe we're the smartest being in the universe. But remember, even Yoda had to learn from someone. So, let's not turn this into a cosmic tug-of-war. After all, it's not about who's in charge, but what we can achieve together.
So, as Mercury makes its grand tour through the realm of Capricorn, let's embrace this celestial journey with curiosity and a sense of humor. And remember, the force is with you...or at least, the gravitational pull is!
Venus
Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 01 Cap 06' 08", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 197469708km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus in Capricorn: A Space-Time Love Story
Look alive stargazers, because Venus has hitched a ride on the Capricorn Express! Now, I know what you're thinking... "Not another serious relationship talk!" Trust me, I hear ya. But when Venus swaps its party hat for Capricorn's thinking cap, it’s time to buckle up and do some serious space-time relationship calculus. We're talking deep conversations about the future, people. Not just what Netflix series to binge next, but the real deal, long-lasting love stuff. So, if you're just looking for a passing comet, it might be time to adjust your telescope.
But hey, love isn't the only thing getting a reality check. Venus, our cosmic style guru, is ditching the neon space leggings and galaxy print hoodies for something a little more... earthy. Picture less Star Trek chic, more Jane Austen classic. And if you've been contemplating taking up knitting or building a scale model of the solar system, this is your moment. Capricorn's got the focus and determination to see it through. So go ahead, channel your inner Bob Ross and paint those happy little stars!
Now, let's talk business. Venus in Capricorn is like the Elon Musk of the zodiac world - ambitious and all about that climb to the top. This cosmic transit might have you questioning your career trajectory and whether you're really getting the kudos you deserve. Is your boss still confusing you with the office plant? Are you stuck in the black hole of middle management? Time to tap into your inner Captain Kirk and take that career warp speed ahead!
So, my celestial friends, remember: Venus in Capricorn isn't about being a cosmic party pooper. It's about taking your love, style, and ambitions to infinity and beyond! So grab that telescope, make a wish upon a star, and let's boldly go where no man (or woman) has gone before!
Mars
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 14 Cap 44' 55", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 351079350km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars In Capricorn, It Is
Ah, feeling the pull of the red planet are we? Mars, that fiery sphere of action and courage, has meandered its way into the steadfast realm of Capricorn. Put away your dreams of alien abductions and impromptu quests for now, my friends. With this transit, it's time to get down to brass tacks, or should I say, Saturn's rings.
Take out your best telescope and prepare for a reality check, as Mars in Capricorn asks us to not only ponder on our 'why', but also scrutinize our 'how'. It's like Yoda once said, "Do. Or do not. There is no try." This celestial event is a call to action, with a side of realistic goal setting. Like a Jedi in training, we must practice efficiency and precision in the pursuit of our dreams.
Now, don't go thinking that Mars and Capricorn are hosting a cosmic pity party. Quite the opposite! They're more like the bodybuilders of the galaxy, thriving on resistance and hard work. Feeling a bit more gung-ho than usual? That's Mars in Capricorn pushing you to start that new project, or maybe finish that model Death Star you've been working on since last transit. Remember, this is the time to aim straight for the stars, stick to your plan, and may the force be with you!
But wait, let's not forget about the Dark Side. Mars and Capricorn may be all about the hustle and bustle, but they can sometimes forget to chill out and tune into their softer side. So, while you're busy climbing the ladder of success, don't forget to take a moment to appreciate the Ewoks that support you. Balance, compassion, and a good old-fashioned space opera marathon can keep the potential ruthlessness of Mars in Capricorn at bay.
So there you have it, fellow stargazers. Mars in Capricorn: a time for action, realism, and a reminder to balance ambition with a bit of spacey sensitivity. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some intergalactic calculations to attend to. Catch you on the flip side of the moon!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 34' 18", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 724519534km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Oh, well, isn't this a cosmic hootenanny! Jupiter, our big ol' gas giant of wisdom and deep thoughts, has decided to throw a shindig in Taurus, the universe's most stubborn bull. Now, imagine these two at a party. Jupiter, swirling about in a cloud of philosophical musings, bumping into Taurus, who's parked on the couch, refusing to budge, and enjoying the finer things in life. It's like an episode of the Big Bang Theory, but with fewer whiteboards and more tarot cards. Understand that when these two celestial beings decide to hang out, it's like your brain's inner guru having a heart-to-heart with your belly's inner gourmand. It's a cosmic call to balance the soul-searching with some good old-fashioned creature comforts. Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like the universe handing you the keys to a brand new bulldozer and pointing you towards your dreams. You can rev up the engine, plow through your to-do list, and make some serious headway towards your goals. Remember, it's not about getting there fast, it's about enjoying the journey. Or as the Taurus motto goes, "Slow and steady wins the... ooh, is that a piece of cake?" And let's talk about the potential for prosperity here. It's like stumbling upon a treasure chest in a video game, folks! Jupiter is the lucky penny of the solar system and Taurus is basically a celestial cash cow. So, now's the time to crunch those numbers, check your financial health, and maybe even buy that lottery ticket. But beware, my star-gazing friends. Taurus loves its pleasures and Jupiter loves to expand. This might lead to a cosmic case of the "I wants" instead of sticking to the "I needs." So, remember to keep a check on those impulses. We don't want to end up like Pac-Man, gobbling up everything in sight only to be chased by ghosts of regret. So, buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls. It's time to tap into your inner wisdom, roll up your sleeves, and get ready for a down-to-earth adventure with Jupiter in Taurus. And remember, in the immortal words of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Don't Panic!"
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 34' 17", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1578749844km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Channels its Inner Fish
Hold onto your telescopes, stargazers! Saturn has taken a cosmic detour and landed in Pisces. I know what you're thinking: "Great, Saturn's gone all emo on us." But fear not, my celestial enthusiasts! This isn't a case of Saturn having an existential crisis; rather, the ringed planet is just taking a leisurely swim in the deep, dreamy waters of Pisces. And let's be real, who wouldn't want a break from being the strict taskmaster of the zodiac?
Now, as Saturn takes this Piscean plunge, it's going to have us all feeling like we're at a cosmic career fair. You know, that age-old question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Well, Saturn is basically that pushy guidance counselor asking you that question over and over again. You might feel a bit defensive, like Saturn's prying into your secret dreams, but remember that Saturn isn't some nosy aunt at Thanksgiving dinner. It's more like a cosmic life coach, pushing you to turn those dreams into reality. So grab a notebook, jot down your wildest ambitions, and start crafting your action plan!
But take heed, my fellow space travelers! Saturn's Piscean vacation isn't all stardust and unicorns. With the planet of discipline diving into the mystical world of dreams, our sleep cycles might go a bit haywire. You could find yourself awake at 3 am, pondering the meaning of life, or the possible existence of alien civilizations (hey, it could happen!). The key here is to cultivate some inner zen: meditate, take long walks, practice deep breathing, or perhaps engage in some interstellar yoga sessions. Heck, you might even want to hit the hay early, allowing your mind to drift into the cosmos. And don't forget that dream journal - Saturn might just send you some prophetic visions!
So, as Saturn takes its Piscean plunge, let's embrace this cosmic coaching. After all, who knows what celestial wonders we can achieve when we dare to dream?
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 33", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2891165620km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright folks, let's talk about a cosmic clash of the titans happening right now. We got Uranus, the planet of surprise parties and sudden change, taking up residence in Taurus, the zodiac sign that treats change like an unexpected visit from the in-laws. Just like when the Wi-Fi password changes unexpectedly, you can count on Taurus to get a bit antsy. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But my astrologer, isn't Uranus 2,891,090,304.533082008km away?" Yes, it is! And yes, I did just use my handy-dandy scientific calculator to confirm that. You know, the one I keep next to my tie-dye shirts and lava lamp. Enough about me. Let's talk about Uranus in Taurus. It's like inviting a techno DJ to a classical music concert. Taurus, synonymous with stability and a fondness for the status quo, is about to have its world rocked. But don't worry, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes, we need a little shake-up to realize we've been dancing to the same tune for too long. We're talking big picture here, folks. Money matters, the kind that keep Wall Street brokers up at night and make Bitcoin enthusiasts giddy with anticipation. We might see new currencies popping up, banks going through more changes than a teenager's Facebook status, and the housing and stock markets doing the cha-cha slide. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a financial wellness coach encouraging us to break free from the shackles of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages, and that expensive latte addiction. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Maybe that third toaster isn't necessary after all. Don't panic! These changes aren't meant to throw us into chaos, but rather lead us to greater stability. Yes, like your favorite pair of bell-bottom jeans, these changes could have some serious staying power. So, fasten your seatbelts, folks! Uranus is in Taurus and it's time to embrace the changes, whether you're ready or not. Remember, resistance is as futile as trying to understand the plot of a sci-fi movie after missing the first half. Happy stargazing!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 33' 16", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4562963996km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Piscean Pajama Party
Alright, space cadets, grab your telescopes! Neptune, the planet of dreams, illusions, and spirituality, is currently couch surfing in Pisces, the zodiac's resident daydreamer. Now, this isn't your ordinary Airbnb situation. No, sir! This is more like E.T. phoning home while wearing fuzzy slippers and a tinfoil hat.
Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic double-shot espresso of emotional intuition and spiritual exploration - confusing? Yes. Exciting? Absolutely. And let me tell you, it's about as subtle as a supernova in a library. This planetary alignment is here to pop a foggy lens cap on your usual clear-eyed pragmatism. But fear not, dear star gazers, because this is where the magic happens.
This celestial event is essentially the universe’s way of saying "Hey, forget about those petty squabbles over who left the lid off the toothpaste or whose turn it is to do the dishes. Come together, right now, over... well, Neptune!" Yes, folks, this is a galactic call-to-arms to unite and heal. Each one of us carries a unique cosmic gift, an interstellar idea, or a nebulous dream, and it's high time we shared them with the world.
So, whether you're feeling called to enrol in "How to Channel Your Inner Alien" course or you're setting up a sacred altar at home complete with moon rocks and incense, know that Neptune in Pisces is here for it. In fact, it's practically cheering you on from the sidelines of the Milky Way. So, get out there and let your weird light shine, because, as they say, "The truth is out there," and your truth is looking exceptionally stellar.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 06' 18", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5373481521km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, earthlings, hold onto your hats because Pluto, that icy little rebel of the solar system, has done it again. It’s sauntered into Aquarius like a cat who's just knocked over your favorite vase - you know, the one with the hand-painted unicorns. You can't help but sigh and clean up the mess while secretly admiring its audacity.
Now, let's break this down for you. Pluto, the celestial bad boy, signifies transformation and no, I don't mean the kind where you decide to start wearing socks with sandals. We're talking big, deep, soul-shattering transformations. The kind that make you rethink whether pineapple really does belong on pizza. And Aquarius, well, it's all about progress and innovation. Put them together and you have a cosmic cocktail potent enough to make even the most skeptical scientist raise an eyebrow.
So what does this mean for us? Well, get ready for some major changes. I'm not just talking about finally getting that hoverboard Back to the Future promised us. We're looking at shifts in science, technology, and even space travel. Don't be surprised if Elon Musk starts offering weekend trips to Mars or your grandma becomes a pro at virtual reality gaming.
But wait, there's more! This isn't just about tech and toys. On a deeper level, we're talking about a renaissance of civil rights and humanitarianism. Imagine a world where people in power actually work together, valuing lives and experiences of others over their own egos. I know, it sounds like a utopian sci-fi novel, but with Pluto in Aquarius, it might just be within our reach.
On a personal note, this cosmic event is urging you to transform your view of yourself and of the world. Consider this: what if instead of thinking about what's best for you, you start thinking about what's best for everyone? It's a big ask, but Pluto didn't get demoted from planet status for playing it small. So why should we? It's time to answer the call, people. Let's show Pluto we can handle the heat even if it’s a mind-boggling 5,373,482,602.460485458km away.
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 03 Aqu 44' 20" |
| Moon | 16 Can 59' 26" |
| Mercury | 12 Cap 37' 04" |
| Venus | 01 Cap 06' 08" |
| Mars | 14 Cap 44' 55" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 34' 18" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 34' 17" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 33" R |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 33' 16" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 06' 18" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Square Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend, as you are likely to feel extravagant today.Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.Alternate interpretations:Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.Sun in hard aspect to Jupiter: Part of your soul purpose is to promote growth and expansion, whether material, intellectual, or spiritual. You are impelled to be involved in large enterprises that have broad social consequences and influence many people, and you need a rather large arena in which to make the impact you wish. You dream BIG dreams and generally possess the self confidence to promote yourself and your ideas on a wide scale. Your willingness to take risks and to branch out into areas you have yet to explore, along with your ability to project into the future and to see the big picture, all add to your capacity to come to prominence and succeed in life in a big way. However, just as unchecked growth and over-development can lead to undesirable consequences for, say, the natural environment, so too can your own urge for “more” or “bigger” have harmful effects. When out of balance, you are prone to exaggerate, to be ostentatious and pretentious, to be overly optimistic and promise things that you can not reasonably do, and to be seemingly unable to limit or restrict yourself in a realistic way. The ego-gratifications you get from being a “big-wig” may become a primary motivation rather than simply an offshoot of your accomplishments. You may be unwilling to pay your dues, too quick to try a shortcut (moral or otherwise) in your eagerness to gain your aspirations. You may also have enjoyed “favored son” or “favored daughter” status in your household growing up, and thus expect things to come easily to you. Generally they do, but relying too much on this kind of luck can lead to errors of judgment on your part, not to mention major disappointments. On a physical level, over consumption could lead to overweight and/or problems with your liver.At your finest, though, you have a generous heart, a positive spirit, and the desire to live for something bigger than yourself. Using these gifts, you can contribute much good to the world as well as your own spiritual refinement. The qualities of hope and joy are also yours to transmit to the world. — Interpretation from the Karmic Insight report.Sun square Jupiter: You have big aspirations and the desire to succeed in life in a grand way. You tend to exaggerate, to promise more than is possible, and to misjudge through being overly optimistic. However, you never lose your hopes for the future. Restlessness and discontent with responsibilities and limitations in life can be troublesome for you. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.Sun square Jupiter: You tend to be stubborn and unable to make solid career choices. You get carried away and go off in directions contrary to your actual needs. Your judgment in vocational matters is often off, sending you on a wild goose chase. In addition, there is possible difficulty with authorities and the law and/or differences with older people. To use an old adage, you can (at times) be your own worst enemy. The advice of a trusted friend regarding career is to be recommended. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun square Jupiter: (The Pompous) Your eye is very much on the “donut” and not on the “hole.” You are a citizen of the world and an eager learner, so benefit by extensive travel. Others are excited by your dynamic presence and what you have to say, unless you spoil your image by exaggerating reality or monopolize center stage to hear your own voice. Then, those great gulps of life you devour can distend your ego as well as your waistline and result in chronic social indigestion. — Interpretation from the Spirit Success report.The Sun
Sun Conjunct Pluto
You may feel strong forces at work today, forces of will, power, transformation, and regeneration. These forces might manifest as a desire to build or create something new or to make some sweeping change in your life. They might also appear in some sort of power play or desire to control someone. Realize that you can't control anyone but yourself and use the energies today to gain greater self-control and humility. Ego conflicts can be intense today.
Mercury
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Jupiter
