Chipwitch Today!

The Sun

The Sun is in Capricorn

The Sun is at 23 Cap 33' 33", and is 147143026km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Pisces

The Moon is at 01 Pis 45' 26", and is 362789km away and receding.

Moon Is In Pisces

Alright, stargazers, pull up your galactic suspenders and let's dive into the cosmic soup! The Moon is currently doing its watery waltz in Pisces, which, in layman's terms, is like having your emotions take a deep-sea diving adventure with Aquaman. Now, keep in mind that the Moon is precisely 362,725.119625911km away. Not that you need to swim that far, but it's always good to know how much leg work you're in for, right? Also, just to put that into perspective, if you started walking now, you'd get there in... well, let's just say you'd have better luck hitching a ride on a comet! When the Moon is in Pisces, it's like our emotional antenna cranks up to max - we're picking up signals from Mars, Pluto, and even that pesky satellite your neighbors forgot to bring down last summer. You might feel more empathetic, more connected, more... squishy. It's okay, being squishy isn't bad. Starfish are squishy, and they can regenerate limbs. So there's a fun fact to distract you from your heightened emotional state! In short, don't be surprised if you find yourself tearing up at old episodes of Star Trek or feeling unusually one with the universe. That's just the Pisces Moon doing its thing, turning us all into cosmic softies. Remember folks, it’s E.T. phone home, not E.T. phone therapist. But if you do need to phone a therapist, that’s okay too. After all, even intergalactic travelers need a cosmic pit stop now and then. Happy stargazing!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 00 Cap 09' 31", moving at 1.09 degrees per day, and is 156214320km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Alright, folks, buckle up your starship seatbelts because Mercury has just clocked in at the Capricorn office, and it's not messing around. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for me?" Well, let's break it down in simple terms. Imagine Mercury is your high school math teacher who just sipped a quadruple espresso and is determined to get you from algebra to quantum physics before lunch break. That's Mercury in Capricorn. Capricorn is the Steve Jobs of the zodiac - always eyeing the next big thing, constantly striving for success. When Mercury parks its cosmic RV here, we all get a little taste of that ambition. Our thoughts become clearer, like someone just Windexed our brain windows. We're talking high-definition 4K thoughts, people! We also become communication ninjas during this transit. Our words are sharper than a Vulcan's ears, cutting through misunderstandings and time-wasting like a lightsaber through butter. But be careful, my fellow star gazers. With great power comes... well, you know the rest. One of the biggest perks of Mercury swinging by Capricorn is the mental Lego-building. Your thoughts become interlocking blocks that you can arrange until they make sense. It's like Tetris, but for ideas. And once your mental masterpiece is complete, you can spring into action, bringing those ideas to life. But hold onto your horoscopes! While we're all being direct and efficient, we must remember not to tread on others. Capricorn is a bit of a stickler for hierarchies, meaning conversations could quickly turn from constructive to controlling. Remember, even if you think your idea is the next big bang, no one likes a cosmic know-it-all. So, while Mercury is doing its Capricorn stint, let's try to use this energy wisely. After all, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this crazy universe. And remember, the truth (and Mercury) is out there. Or in this case, 156,073,607.014955938km away. But hey, who's counting?

Venus

Venus is in Sagittarius

Venus is prograde at 18 Sag 48' 59", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 188890692km away and receding.

Venus Is In Sagittarius

Hello, you intergalactic explorers and celestial nerds, it's time for your astro-briefing. Now, listen up, because Venus has pulled a runner from Scorpio and is currently in Sagittarius, making her a whopping 188849119.477162182km away. I know, I know, long-distance relationships are hard. But on the bright side, she's going prograde, which means she's not playing hard to get. Now, when Venus flounces into Sagittarius, it's like she's had a cosmic espresso shot. She's buzzing and full of life, urging everyone to live their best lives. It's like she's gone from being a homebody to an adrenaline junkie overnight. With Sagittarius being a bit of an Indiana Jones of the zodiac, when Venus is in town, we're all drawn to the exotic and unknown. You might find yourself daydreaming about swapping your boring office job for a thrilling adventure to uncover the Lost City of Atlantis. Or, you know, just ordering something different from your usual at the local takeaway. Love under Venus in Sagittarius doesn’t like to be tied down - it's more of a free-spirit, backpacking around the universe kind of love. So, if you're single, you might find love in the most unexpected places, like in the middle of a heated debate at your book club, or while trying to navigate Google Maps on your way to that new vegan café. Be mindful though, Venus in Sagittarius can be a little too trusting. Everyone seems to have a sparkle in their eye, but remember, not everything that glitters is gold. It might just be tin foil. Finally, Venus in Sagittarius can be a bit impulsive when it comes to spending. So, before you buy that deluxe edition lightsaber, just take a moment to ask yourself, "Do I really need this?" (The answer is probably yes, but it's good to check.) Remember, while Venus is in Sagittarius, she's encouraging us to see the universe half full, not half empty. So, go out there and spread positivity as if it's stardust, because what you give out now, you'll get back in cosmic dividends. And who doesn't love a good cosmic dividend?

Mars

Mars is in Capricorn

Mars is prograde at 07 Cap 12' 29", moving at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 356240657km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Capricorn

Greetings, star explorers! Captain Astro-Nerd at your service! *Cue Star Trek theme music* Stardate: Now. Destination: Mars in Capricorn. Distance: a mere 356262280.760600924km. That's just a quick warp-speed trip away! Now, let's talk about our buddy Mars, who decided to set up camp in the good ol' Capricorn constellation. When Mars, the hot-headed warrior planet, moves into Capricorn, ruled by Saturn - the ultimate space grandpa, we're not going to be daydreaming about riding unicorns on a rainbow. Oh no, it's more like "Beam me down to reality, Scotty!" We're going to take a hard look at the facts, strategize our next move, and make things happen. It's all about turning dreams into reality, but with less of the fantasy and more of the practicality. The energy created by Mars in Capricorn is quite like Spock's logic: it's not just about what we're doing, but how we're doing it. Just like Mars wants to act, Capricorn wants us to act with purpose. So, it's time to reassess our goals and find the most efficient way to reach them. Remember, neither Mars nor Capricorn is allergic to hard work. In fact, they thrive on it. It's like going on an away mission: we need to be ready and prepared. Mars in Capricorn is the perfect time to boldly go where you haven't gone before, whether that's starting a new project or finishing one that's been on the back burner. But beware, fellow explorers, Mars and Capricorn are not known for their sensitivity. They can be as tough as Klingons, breaking through barriers while ignoring discomfort. But this can also lead to blind ambition, just like a Romulan with a cloaking device. So remember to balance your drive with compassion for the "red shirts" in your life. Final log entry: Mars in Capricorn is a time of action and purpose. So, set your phasers to stun, grab your tricorder, and make sure you reach your goals! Live long and prosper, space explorers!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 55' 34", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 700648177km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: It's Like a Cosmic Garage Sale!

Alright, stargazers, brace yourselves, because we've got Jupiter, the cosmic big shot, throwing a house party in the humble home of Taurus. Imagine Jupiter as that eccentric uncle who shows up with a suitcase full of weird and wonderful things you never knew you needed. All this wisdom and abundance, parked right in your front yard. It's like a cosmic garage sale!

Jupiter is the Yoda of the solar system, always urging us to ponder, "Hmm, deeper, you must think." On the other hand, Taurus is that comfy old couch you just can't bring yourself to part with. This cosmic cocktail is a reminder that enlightenment isn't some exotic fruit from a far-off galaxy. It's right there--in between the potato chips down your sofa crack and the reruns of Star Trek on your TV.

While Jupiter's in Taurus, it's like having a motivational speaker in your living room. You'll find yourself making to-do lists with military precision and ticking off goals like you're playing cosmic bingo. Just remember, slow and steady wins the race. Don't stress if your progress feels more like a zombie shuffle than a warp-speed voyage.

Now, let's talk about the elephant in the cosmos—money. With Jupiter, the King Midas of planets, in Taurus, the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, we're talking serious moolah potential here. It's like finding a winning lottery ticket in your old pair of jeans. Keep an eye on your bank balance, and you might just see some magical growth.

But beware, my fellow earthlings! Taurus has a bit of a sweet tooth for life's pleasures and rarely says no to a second helping. So, when Jupiter, the planet of "more, more, more," meets Taurus, you might find yourself eyeing that third slice of pizza and contemplating whether you really need another Star Wars action figure. Remember, with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. Keep those impulses in check!

So, buckle up, fellow space travelers. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's going to be a wild ride. Just remember to take some time to enjoy the view, and maybe even stop to smell the roses—or the pizza. Happy stargazing!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 04 Pis 30' 38", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1564088849km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: Calling All Dreamers, It's Time for a Cosmic Clean-Up!

Well, folks, it looks like we've got Saturn parked in Pisces, and it's not here for a casual visit. Nope, this celestial bulldozer is ready to help you dig deep into those daydreams you've been hoarding like an episode of "Astrological Hoarders." You know the ones I'm talking about - writing the next great sci-fi novel, starting that vegan cookie business, or perfecting your yoga headstand. Time to dump out that dreamy clutter in your head and start making plans, my friends.

Before you break out the dream journals and start drafting business plans, let's get one thing straight: Saturn in Pisces is no walk in the cosmic park. Think of Saturn as your cosmic dad who just walked in on you belting out show tunes in your bedroom. Somewhat embarrassing, a little intrusive, but ultimately well-intentioned. Saturn here wants to help you make those dreams a reality, so maybe it’s time to put down the hairbrush microphone and pick up a tool belt instead.

Now, with all this brain-picking in the Piscean realm, which is as synonymous with sleep as morning coffee is with wakefulness, we might find ourselves tossing and turning at night. If counting sheep starts to feel like a full-time job, it's time to pull out the big guns. Meditate, take a leisurely walk in the woods, breathe deeply, and maybe even consider a power nap (with a dream journal by your side, of course!). And don’t be shy about calling it a night early - after all, beauty sleep is also brainy sleep.

In the end, my stargazing comrades, remember this: Saturn in Pisces is not here to ruin your life with reality. Instead, it's here to give your dreams a solid foundation and a chance to become more than just figments of your imagination. So, let's roll up our sleeves and get to work!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 09' 45", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2867244266km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Alrighty, stargazers, get ready to have your cosmic socks knocked off! Uranus, the rebel planet with a cause, is hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac’s homebody. Now, imagine a mosh pit in a library, or a rave in a museum, and you've got the gist of what's going on in the celestial sphere right now. Remember how Taurus loves its comfort zone like a hobbit loves second breakfast? Well, Uranus, the hipster of the solar system, has decided to crash Taurus' comfy, cozy routine with a neon sign that reads "Change is here!" Yep, it's like inviting Sheldon Cooper to a Lord of the Rings marathon without telling him that we’re not following the chronological order of the Middle Earth timeline. Yes, it’s that chaotic. Money, darling earthlings, is Taurus' favorite thing to hoard (after food, of course), and Uranus is about to turn that concept on its head. Brace yourselves for a shift more surprising than when you found out Pluto wasn't a planet anymore (still not over that one). Expect cryptocurrency to become as common as Wi-Fi, banks to transform faster than Optimus Prime, and the housing and stock market to do the Macarena. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, helping us declutter our financial and material life. Debt, taxes, credit card interests, those 300 vinyl records you never listen to - all these could be holding you back from experiencing true financial freedom. So, grab this chance to change your relationship with money and possessions, because let's face it, resisting won't make things any easier. It's like arguing with a Dalek - you're not going to win. So buckle up, my astro-nerds, because the changes we make during this period are going to be as enduring as the Doctor's love for the TARDIS. And remember, while we might be headed for a bumpy ride, chances are we'll land in a much better place - like trading in your old Ford Anglia for a shiny new spaceship.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 18' 58", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4541229913km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Ahoy, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! Grab your telescopes, your tinfoil hats, and your penchant for obscure space trivia because guess what? Neptune - that mystic blue gas giant, 4.5 billion kilometers away (yes, you read it right... For those who're wondering, that's like taking the subway from New York to LA about 564 million times) - is doing a slow dance in the dreamy realm of Pisces. And let me tell you, things are about to get real... weird. Neptune in Pisces is like having Einstein and Yoda as your life coaches - blending the logic of science with the woo-woo of spirituality. "Confused, you are?" Well, buckle up, because this transit is all about embracing our inner contradictions and learning to do the cha-cha with them. Petty differences? Pfft! As relevant as Pluto's planetary status. (Sorry Pluto, we still love you!) This cosmic cocktail is shaking us up and pouring us into the glass of collective progress and healing. It's as if the universe is saying, "Hey, you! Yeah, you with the crazy ideas and big dreams, it's time to step up!" You know that course you've been eyeing on Wiccan basket weaving or advanced astral projection? Now's the perfect time to enroll! Or maybe you've been meaning to dedicate that corner of your room for meditation, yoga, or trying to contact extraterrestrial life (I mean, who isn't curious about alien yoga?). Well, go ahead and do it! In essence, Neptune in Pisces is a cosmic nudge, a celestial cheerleader, encouraging us to explore our emotional intelligence, to share our unique offerings and to remember that no matter how alone we might feel out here in this vast universe, we are always connected. So, let's embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the out-of-this-world during this transit. Keep looking up, fellow space nerds!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 46' 48", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5371781887km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Hey there, cosmic voyager! Channeling my inner Seven of Nine, I've got some interstellar insights for you. So, Pluto is hanging out in Capricorn right now. Now, don't fret if you're not an astronomy buff, because I promise not to go all "Astrophysics for Dummies" on you. But just for reference, Pluto is like 5,371,773,215.180928230km away. Yes, that’s a real number and no, I didn’t just slam my keyboard. Pro tip: don't try to walk there, it's way beyond your Fitbit's step goal. Now, Pluto and Capricorn are kind of like the power couple of the cosmos - they're both all about ambition, success, and focus. This might make you as unstoppable as a starship at warp speed, but remember everyone else isn't cruising at your velocity. Careful not to beam up so high that you leave compassion and understanding warping in your dust trail. Pluto, that distant little ice-rock, is nudging us to clear out the space junk in our lives. It wants us to boldly go where we haven't before, by ditching habits that are as useful as a Tribble on the Starship Enterprise. But remember, this kind of change involves a bit of creative destruction. Think about it like a cosmic spring clean. Just be careful not to vaporize anything important. You don't want to toss out the proverbial baby with the bathwater, or in this case, the warp core with the spent dilithium crystals. So strap in, set phasers to 'constructive', and get ready to transform your world. It's time to live long and prosper, my friends!

The Sun

Sun Sextile Neptune

Today will be rewarding if you find the time to express yourself by helping others. Find something artistic through which you can channel your creativity and your soul. Art and music as well as spiritual pursuits are favored today. Try to become one with the Universe today. Creative visualization can be an important means through which your goals are realized. Idealism runs high today.There is an unmistakably dreamy, inspired, and sensitive side to those born with easy aspects between the Sun and Neptune. A marked appreciation for music and the arts is present. The connection of Neptune with the Sun, which represents the ego and the will, certainly softens some of the hard edges that might be found elsewhere in the chart, adding a sensitive and spiritual dimension to the personality. These people are naturally compassionate, especially those born under the trine. It is so completely natural for them to accept that there is more to the world than what is before their eyes, that they tend to presume everyone must be spiritually-inclined. Of course, they come to realize that this is not the case at some early point in their lives. Their attraction to spirituality and metaphysical subjects is usually marked. These aspects favor writers, artists, and musicians. These people are sensitive to those who are suffering, although they are not as easily taken advantage of as those with Sun-Moon challenging aspects. They are humanitarian and often have a special connection with animals. If other aspects and positions in the chart support it, these people are not ones to dominate others or assert themselves to the point of brashness.Some Famous People with Sun in Easy Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Mick Jagger; Trines – Farrah Fawcett, Billy Corgan, Muhammad Ali

Mars

Mars Trine Jupiter

Today is the day to expand and set new plans into action. Broaden your horizons and don't limit your possibilities. Business ventures are favored, as is higher education, legal matters, spiritual endeavors and charitable pursuits. Luck is all around you today, but you have to make it happen. Don't just sit there waiting for it to come to you.You tend to be restless and prone to boredom. You need a partner who can keep up with your lightning responses to your environment - and one who truly understands your love of intellectual competition and sparring.You have tremendous personal resources with which to achieve your goals. Although the goals you set for yourself are likely to be somewhat ambitious, you are willing to work hard to see that they are achieved. Ever since you were a child and learned to invent indoor games to amuse yourself, you have steadily worked at developing your intellectual skills. This prepared you to deal well with competitive situations in your adult life.Communication is important to you. Your dramatic delivery and flair for using the right words make you a formidable opponent in any debate. It is particularly difficult to win a debate with you because you only present information that is well documented and convincing. You also use this skill to come to the aid of others who cannot defend themselves intellectually, which is admirable indeed!Others admire your confidence and straightforwardness. You respect others who stand firm on their convictions and have high ambitions. It is important that everyone who deals with you does so with honesty and integrity.In your love life, you appreciate a partner who is intellectually strong. You have a strong sex drive, but without the mental component, no relationship will last very long. You also seek a partner with spiritual consciousness. Your warmth and enthusiasm on a sexual level is apparent, and you don’t tire easily. Your interest doesn’t fade easily over time. — Interpretation sample from our LoveStyles report.This aspect indicates a harmony between your intellect and your physical strength, and you will most likely have little difficulty achieving your goals in life. It may appear to others that you are lucky sometimes, but you are also good at applying your talents to attain the desired results. You have a natural ability to be in the right place to grab new opportunities or to initiate a well-timed project. You are often successful in competition but sometimes may not even enter the contest because it doesn’t seem worth it to you.You are honest and forthright in your dealings with others, and you tend to trust others readily. You can be a bit careless about spending money, however, and this is probably because you are so eternally optimistic that there will always be plenty around. The possibility of failure does not enter your mind, although success itself is not that important to you–you’re just being you.In your relationships you are attracted to others who also seek a harmonious lifestyle. Your sexual nature is very strong, but you seek more than physical gratification from your mate. You want someone who will share in your life entirely and grow to know and understand you intimately. You appreciate a partner who is intellectually strong. You have a strong sex drive, but without the mental component, no relationship will last very long. You also seek a partner with spiritual consciousness. Your warmth and enthusiasm on a sexual level is apparent, and you don’t tire easily. Your interest doesn’t fade easily over time, either.Interestingly, you are able to be assertive without stepping on others’ toes. This is an important part of your attractiveness to women. — Interpretation from our LoveStyles: About Him report.Note on the differences between trines and sextiles: The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate, short interpretations: Interpretation sample from the Merlin report – Mars sextile Jupiter or Mars trine Jupiter: *Your self-confidence and vitality are strong and you believe you can do just about anything you want to. You have an enterprising spirit, a good sense of timing, and the ability to sense what will succeed and what won’t. You usually make fortunate decisions in work or business activities. You enjoy healthy competition and you have a rather playful, good-humored attitude toward it. You mostly compete with yourself to see how far you can go or how much you can accomplish. You like to keep stretching your limits.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report – You are usually able to direct your will to productive activities. You find the transcendent component in each relationship and build upon it. You exemplify joy in your daily activities.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report – You have developed the capacity to direct your masculine/active, yang energies in healthy and positive ways. Thus, you have confidence in your “masculine” strengths and abilities. Ennobled by ideals of fair play and concern for the broader social implications of your choices, your actions are most often fortunate, leading to success and increased opportunities. A gift for leadership and inspiring others is also yours. Physical playfulness is an important way you can re-create and rejuvenate yourself.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Sextiles – Bill Cosby, Drew Barrymore, Serena Williams, Richard Speck, Vanessa Redgrave, Robert Pattinson, Peter O’Toole, Oliver North, Galileo, Patrick Duffy, Phil Donahue, Catherine Deneuve, Danny DeVito; Trines – Upton Sinclair, J. R. R. Tolkien, Cheryl Tiegs, Gregory Peck, Bob Marley, Henry Miller, Brian Eno, Leonardo Di Caprio, Dick Butkus, Roseanne Barr, Ben Affleck.

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.