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1 January, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels when Region 3536 (N05E75, Hax/alpha) produced an X5.0 flare at 31/2155 UTC, with complex radio burst signatures reported across discrete frequencies. This flare also produced a 10 cm radio Burst of 3,100 sfu at 31/2143 UTC and a Type IV radio signature at 31/2142 UTC. In addition to the X-flare, newly numbered Region 3536 produced an M1.0 flare at 31/1912 UTC. Regions 3533 (N14W78, Bxo/beta) and 3534 (S13E03, Dao/beta) were seen to be in decay while Region 3531 (S20W77, Hsx/alpha) was stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at background levels this period. Total field strength ranged 5-8 nT and Bz varied +/-5 nT. Solar wind speeds appeared to vary between 275-350 km/s, but the data was noisy. The phi angle was negative throughout the period.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 09 degrees, 06' 59", at a velocity of 11.83 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. It is 405498.25 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 10 Cap 18' 28", and is 147101904km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 09 Vir 06' 59", and is 404789km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Virgo
Greetings, fellow star-gazers! Grab your telescopes and your sense of humor because we're about to embark on a cosmic trip of a lifetime. The Moon, our celestial neighbor, has recently moved into Virgo, the zodiac sign known for its detail-oriented and perfectionist nature. Now, while this might sound as exciting as watching paint dry to some, I assure you, there's a lot more going on here. First up, let's talk about the Moon's current distance from us, a whopping 404,763.621431812km away. It's like the universe's version of social distancing. But don't worry, despite the Moon playing hard-to-get, its influence won't be any less potent. Because let's face it, even at that distance, the Moon still lights up our night sky like a cosmic disco ball, so imagine what it can do to our lives! Now, with the Moon in Virgo, we're stepping into a time when order, precision, and a hint of OCD might take precedence. You may find yourself color-coding your socks or rearranging your bookshelf in alphabetical order...by author's middle name. Don't panic, it's just Virgo energy adding a little spice - or should I say, a little organization - to our lives. You see, Virgo is like that friend who shows up to your party, horrified at the sight of your disorganized kitchen, and immediately starts doing your dishes. It's annoying initially, but then you realize...hey, clean dishes aren't so bad. That's the energy we're working with. It's not about becoming control freaks, it's about finding peace and joy in the details, in the organization. It's about making our world a little less chaotic. So, as the Moon orbits in Virgo, take the time to embrace your inner nerd. Dust off that microscope, pull out those spreadsheets, indulge in a little spring cleaning in September...or just organize your comic book collection. Remember, it's not about perfection, it's about progress...and maybe a little fun along the way. Oh, and if you start feeling overwhelmed, take a deep breath, look up at that disco ball in the sky and remember: we're all just tiny specks on a floating rock in a vast universe. Now, isn't that oddly comforting? Happy stargazing, everyone!
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 22 Sag 14' 23", moving backwards at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 117078248km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Alright stargazers, take off your lab coats and grab your tie-dye t-shirts because Mercury just moonwalked into Sagittarius and things are about to get wild... or at least a little less precise. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Astro-nerd, Mercury is 116929748.310461164km away! How can that possibly affect me?" Well, science is beautiful my friend, and in ways even more mystifying than why Star Wars prequels were ever made. Mercury, our cosmic communication guru, has decided to visit good ol' Sagittarius, the celestial philosopher, who's always up for a good debate and has a knack for finding the silver lining in any cosmic cloud. So, what does this mean? Well, think of it like Spock deciding to take a vacation on a hippie commune - logic meets free-spirit, precision meets possibility, and meticulous details meet dreams as big as the universe. With Mercury in Sagittarius, we might find ourselves chattering more enthusiastically than Sheldon Cooper after his third coffee. We're all going to feel the urge to explore new ideas, communicate passionately, and maybe even start envisioning a future where teleportation replaces rush hour traffic (yes please!). However, remember folks, enthusiasm doesn't replace facts, so be sure to triple-check your words, because false information spreads faster than rumors at Hogwarts. We don't want to sound like fools, right? Or worse, hurt someone's feelings because we didn't think before we spoke. Sagittarius, the cosmic archer, invites us to broaden our horizons and shoot for the stars. It's an excellent time to plan that trip to Mars (or maybe just Europe), consider learning Klingon, or even dare to switch jobs. Who knows, maybe your new boss will be a Star Trek fan! So buckle up, space cadets! With Mercury in Sagittarius, it's time to dream big, speak with confidence, and remember to always, ALWAYS triple-check your facts. Because in the universe of communication, there's nothing more disastrous than a warp-speed gossip without a reality check. Happy stargazing!
Venus
Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 02 Sag 55' 60", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 177058864km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
"Hold onto your telescopes, fellow stargazers! Venus has hitched a ride with Sagittarius and they're off on their cosmic road trip. Now, this is no ordinary jaunt around the solar system - we're talking about the planet of love teaming up with the zodiac's eternal wanderer. There's bound to be some wild shenanigans! First things first, let's talk distance. Venus is a whopping 177,014,502.385458350km away - that's closer than my local grocery store feels on Monday mornings. Don't worry though, Venus isn't playing hard to get. In fact, she's in prograde motion, meaning she's moving forward. So if you've been feeling like your love life is stuck in reverse, consider this your cosmic jump start. What can you expect from this celestial tango? Well, think of it as a heart-shaped pinata filled with adventure, excitement, and an insatiable desire for new experiences. It's time to step out of your comfort zone, trade in your old routines for something shiny and new. Love needs to grow during this transit and it's certainly not the time for sitting still. Think love on roller skates - exciting, thrilling, and potentially a tiny bit dangerous. But remember, Sagittarius doesn’t come with an instruction manual. They're free spirits, and when Venus dances through their sign, love should be kept light, open, and possibly in a field full of daisies. This is not the time for Netflix and chill. This is Netflix and thrill! Be careful though, Sagittarius and Venus together can be a little like that one friend who always convinces you to buy another round of drinks even though you're already seeing double. Things may seem more grandiose than they actually are and you might find yourself seduced by the glitter and glamour. But remember, all that glitters is not gold, sometimes it's just a very convincing plastic. In conclusion, while Venus is in Sagittarius, grab life by the telescope and look to the stars! Embrace the positivity and possibility this transit offers. And remember, the cosmos doesn't make mistakes, so if you find love in the freezer aisle of your local grocery store, just go with it!"
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 27 Sag 30' 15", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 362476195km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Robo-Cosmic Report: Mars In Sagittarius
Greetings, fellow star gazers! Your friendly Robo-Astrologer here, bringing you a big ol' cosmic update - Mars is rolling through Sagittarius, that adventurous archer. And let me tell you folks, it's like inviting a rocket-fuelled race car driver to a leisurely Sunday picnic. Things are about to get exciting, fast!
Mars in Sagittarius is the universe's way of handing us a pair of rose-colored glasses and a map to every single 'road less traveled.' Suddenly, every little thing sparkles brighter than a supernova, and we're all seeing possibilities where we could previously see... well, only impossibilities.
It's like having a GPS system that not only has a vision of your destination but also a turbo-charged engine to get you there. The only problem? It's so focused on the journey ahead, it occasionally forgets to stop at the gas station. So folks, don't be surprised if you're feeling a tad unfocused on the present moment.
And here's a nerdy Robo-tip: Remember the law of gravity while Mars is hanging out in Sagittarius. What goes up must come down. We're all a bit more impulsive, ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound... but remember to pack a parachute for the return trip. Moderation is key.
Mars in Sagittarius is like an intergalactic explorer, hungry for knowledge, experiences, people, places, and yes, even alien food. It's a cosmic truth-seeking missile, urging us to remain open, because answers could be hiding anywhere - under a rock, behind a cloud, or even in your neighbor's weird, philosophical rant.
And here's the best part: It's prime time for travel. But I'm not talking about sipping margaritas on a beach - although that sounds nice. No, it's about finding something greater, more profound. But remember, exploration isn't just about booking a one-way ticket to Mars. It could be as simple as cracking open a dusty old book, taking up a new hobby, or having a potluck with folks from different cultures. It's all about expanding your universe.
So, buckle up, star travellers! With Mars in Sagittarius, we're all in for
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 34' 60", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 670999085km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Space-Odyssey of Practicality
Fellow Earthlings, brace yourselves! Our big buddy Jupiter, the celestial heavyweight, is currently hanging out in the sign of Taurus, the Zodiac's favorite party pooper. Now don't start thinking it's all doom and gloom, because this mashup is as exciting as a Star Trek convention in Silicon Valley!
Understand that Jupiter, the grand guru of wisdom, has decided to bunk with Taurus, the cosmic couch potato. You see, Taurus is basically that introverted friend who prefers staying in with a good book rather than hitting the pub. So when Jupiter strolls into town, it’s less like a wild party and more like a TED Talk marathon.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like having Yoda and Spock team up to guide your decisions. It’s about channeling your inner geek, making a spreadsheet for your dreams and ticking them off one by one. It's about trusting the process, even though that process might be slower than dial-up internet in the '90s.
Now, here's where things get interesting. Jupiter, that jolly giant, is known for being the Oprah of planets ("You get good luck, you get good luck, EVERYONE gets good luck!"). Meanwhile, Taurus is basically Scrooge McDuck when it comes to wealth. This could mean dollar signs in your future, folks. But remember, Taurus loves indulgence. So while Jupiter is handing out fortunes, you might end up spending it all on artisanal cheese or collectible action figures.
So in this galactic game of houseguests, remember to chill out, stay focused, and keep your wallet in check. Jupiter in Taurus is like cosmic roommates episode of Big Bang Theory - it's going to be a wild, weird and potentially wealthy ride!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 16' 01", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1540588419km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: The Cosmic Dad's Intervention
Alright, folks! Listen up, because Saturn, the cosmic equivalent of a stern but well-meaning father, is now in Pisces, and he's got some things to say! It's like, he's barged into your messy room (which is your life, by the way) with all the subtlety of a tectonic plate moving at its top speed of 10cm per year. But hey, even though he might seem like a bit of a buzzkill, he's only here to help.
With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to get serious about your daydreams. Yes, you heard it right. That book you've been meaning to write or that business you've been dreaming about opening? Now's the time to put the pedal to the metal. But, Saturn doesn't want you to rush into things like a caffeine-charged lemming. No, this is about planning. This is about meticulous attention to detail. This is about budgeting, loans, and basically everything that makes your inner free spirit squirm uncomfortably.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, I don't want Saturn poking his nose into my dreams!" Well, too bad, because Saturn doesn't care about your "Keep Out" signs. He's here, and he's ready to tidy up. So, instead of barricading the door, let him in. You might just find his advice is more useful than a Swiss Army Knife in a survival situation.
Of course, all this focus on your inner world might leave you feeling as restless as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Don't panic! This is the perfect time to find your inner Zen. Meditate, take a walk in the woods, take deep breaths or even indulge in a sneaky nap (but keep a dream journal handy!). It's all about finding balance during this period of cosmic Feng Shui.
Remember, folks: Saturn in Pisces is not about spoiling your fun. It's about turning your dreams into reality. So, roll up your sleeves and get to work. After all, as they say in the scientific community: "The cosmos doesn't care about your 'feels'."
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 22' 41", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2839205465km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, space cadets, buckle up because we're about to take a cosmic rollercoaster ride with our pal, Uranus, currently doing a retrograde rumba in the steady-as-she-goes sign of Taurus. Now, Taurus is about as fond of change as a cat is of a bubble bath, so you can imagine the kind of interstellar hissy fit that's happening up there. The thing is, Uranus didn't come to this cosmic hoedown to do the two-step. Nope, it's here to shake, rattle, and roll, bringing about changes that'll make even the most committed couch potato want to get up and boogie. And let's be honest, even if we dig in our heels, the Universe isn't exactly known for taking 'no' for an answer. Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation as a money mogul, so with Uranus in its backyard, expect some Wall Street-level shake-ups. We might see new forms of currency popping up like mushrooms after rain, banks could have their own Y2K moment, and the housing and stock markets may need to brace for a few seismic shifts. And on the home front, Uranus is ready to play Marie Kondo with our finances and material possessions. It's time to break free from the shackles of debt, taxes, and that one-click Amazon shopping habit. We might feel like we're trapped in a game of Monopoly where everyone else is on Park Place and we're stuck on Baltic Avenue with a hotel bill to pay. But guess what? Uranus is here to flip the board. We've got to be ready and willing to change our relationship with the moolah. And as much as we might not like it, these changes are as inevitable as a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. But here's the kicker - these changes can actually lead us to a place of greater stability, like finding a wormhole shortcut to the Alpha Quadrant. So keep your heads high, hearts open, and wallets ready for an interstellar overhaul. And remember, no matter what happens, the universe has got your back... and your bank account.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 04' 48", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4509923678km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, all you cosmic kittens, listen up! Neptune is currently chilling out in Pisces and let me tell you, it's about as tranquil as a caffeinated squirrel in a nut factory. Now, don't panic. I know we're talking about a planet that's approximately 4.51 billion kilometers away (yes, I did the math), but trust me when I say, this astrological alignment affects you in ways more profound than your Wi-Fi signal on a stormy day. Neptune in Pisces is like having a spiritual GPS guiding you through the foggy labyrinth of your emotions. It's like suddenly realizing that arguing over pineapple on pizza is futile when there's an entire universe of toppings to explore (personally, I'm a mushroom and olive guy). It's a cosmic nudge, telling us to put aside our petty squabbles and unite like a motley crew of superheroes in a comic book crossover event. Remember, just like in those comic books, everyone has their unique superpowers. So, it's time to get out your metaphorical cape and figure out what your powers are for the greater good of humanity. Think of this transit as a celestial invitation to a cosmic party where you're asked to bring your emotional intelligence as a plus one. It's like being handed a golden ticket to a spiritual Willy Wonka factory. Maybe you've been considering dabbling in Reiki? Or perhaps, creating a Zen garden in your living room? Well, now's the time, folks! This celestial alignment is also the perfect opportunity to share your ideas and dreams with the world. Kind of like tweeting but on a universal scale. And remember, Neptune in Pisces is like your cosmic wingman, ready to back you up in every step of your journey. So, let's collectively ride this wave of Neptune in Pisces. Just remember to pack your sense of humor, a dash of kindness, and an abundance of curiosity. And hey, don't forget your helmet, it's a wild ride out there in the cosmos!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 21' 57", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5363045420km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Ahoy there, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Buckle up, because we're taking a trip to the outer reaches of our solar system. We're talking about Pluto, folks! Yes, I know, it's still smarting from that demotion to 'dwarf planet' status, but believe me, it's still packing a punch in the astrological world. Now, Pluto, our chilly amigo, has taken up residence in Capricorn. That's like Sheldon Cooper moving into the Big Bang Theory apartment building - you know things are about to get very, very organised. Pluto and Capricorn are like Batman and Robin, if Batman were a celestial body 5,363,024,327.054153442km away and Robin were a mountain goat. They're all about success and power, just without the cool gadgets and spandex suits. During this time, you might find your tolerance for differing opinions slipping away faster than Pluto's planetary status did back in 2006. Like a Capricorn on a caffeine high, you'll be all about results. But remember, my cosmic comrades, don't let your desire for efficiency turn you into Darth Vader at a staff meeting. Pluto is also playing Marie Kondo, urging you to toss out any negative patterns that don't 'spark joy'. Yes, we're talking about a celestial spring clean. But beware, because with Pluto, it's not just about tidying up, it's about some hardcore deconstruction. It's like knocking down a sandcastle to build a better one - so make sure you're demolishing the right things. So, strap on your metaphoric hard hats, space cadets! It's time to channel your inner Neil Armstrong and take this one small step towards your personal transformation. Just remember, even though the journey might feel as long as the distance to Pluto itself, the view from the top will be totally worth it. And always remember, just like Pluto, no matter how far away or small you feel, you can still have a significant impact. Happy stargazing!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Mercury
Mercury Square Neptune
Confusion is likely today in your relationships with other people. Take care and read all the fine print. Stay away from taking permanent legal actions as your thinking is colored by who knows what. You may be suckered into something you don't want to do or don't believe in, so watch your step. Misunderstandings in communicating with others is possible. Remember, they may not be hearing what you are trying to say. Nervous anxiety and tension may make you feel listless today. Don't let your imagination carry you away.You might have problems concentrating because your mind is often wandering. Your thinking is exceptionally imaginative, intuitive, and creative. Stretching the truth, whether done consciously or not (or a bit of both), is associated with this position. Bored with anything dull, routine, or lifeless, you often dramatize or connect higher meaning to ordinary events and situations. You are often vague in your communications, purposefully or not, as you resist being pinned down to any one opinion or stance. This is partly due to your ability to see so many different points of view and perspectives. Logical, detail-oriented work and studies are not designed for your way of thinking and learning. Creative presentations, ripe with images and imagery, are what grab your attention and interest. Your style of communication, or possibly thinking, is often self-defeating, and you should consciously avoid a tendency to give up on projects or plans before they even get off the ground. Planning ahead is not a preference, as you prefer to move along running on the fuel of inspiration and intuition.Your style of communication may be unusual, perhaps with many pauses or digressions. You may be deliberately vague or unintentionally so, depending on your nature. Some of you are great storytellers.Sample interpretation from the Merlin report — Your mind is highly imaginative and creative and you possess dramatic, artistic, or musical abilities. As a child, you enjoyed daydreaming, fantasizing, pretending, and probably lived in “your own little world” a good deal. You perceive things which are not obvious to other people and you have an uncanny ability to “read” people and situations without being told anything about them. However, you must learn to discriminate between a true psychic perception and your imagination. Learning to discipline and focus your mind is necessary if you wish to use all of your creative potential. Otherwise, you could be simply a dreamer.Communication with others is difficult for you because you often find words frustrating and inadequate to express your experiences and perceptions. Also, you may purposefully mystify or deceive others.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, Donald Trump, Jim Bakker, Mae West, Spencer Tracy, Tom Snyder, Rich Little, Jack London, Bob Dylan; Oppositions – Bono (U2), Marlene Dietrich, Richard Chamberlain, Florence Henderson, Charles De Gaulle, Christian Dior.Venus
Venus Square Saturn
You may feel very unloved. You may see people as cold and calculating. People's lack of sympathy may depress you to the bone today. Social, financial, and romantic problems and disappointments characterize this transit. Selfishness and a lack of consideration are probably the reasons. You reap what you sow and now is a good time to analyze yourself and your relationships. There may be difficulties and delays with respect to women in general.Giving and receiving love are not flowing and natural for people born with Venus in hard aspect to Saturn. Blockages are experienced, and love relationships may be a source of frustration as a result, until the natives learn to love themselves, and to feel worthy of love from others. Duty is often associated with love, and some might find themselves stuck in a loveless marriage, for example. Especially in youth, these people might feel awkward in some social situations, unsure of how to express affections, and fearful of rejection. Problematic Saturn positions often get better with age, experience, and practice, however! In its more negative expression, some people with this position learn to scheme in order to get what they want from a partner, or they might treat partnerships as if they were businesses.These aspects can make natives especially sensitive to “cues” that suggest they are not loved or rejected in some way. People with Venus-Saturn in hard aspect can often “expect” rejection in issues of love and care, whether they are conscious of this tendency or not. This can often lead to negative situations in love — and bad timing or the feeling of having “bad luck” in relationships.People with Venus in hard aspect to Saturn might either downplay their physical appearance or pay excessive attention to it. Either way, self-consciousness with adornments is common. Often, people with this position sell themselves short. They are not risk takers when it comes to relationships, often choosing a path that they feel is safe, even if it is an uncomfortable one. Fear of giving can also express itself through tight-fistedness with money.The key to handling these aspects is to learn to loosen up and relax. Know that you may be oversensitive to rejection — and try to gain some perspective when you feel your love is not being returned to your satisfaction. Are you truly letting love in, or is there a part of you that is scared? Could your expectations and “heaviness” in the area of relationships (you might take love more seriously than most) be getting in the way of accepting love and affection? Venus-Saturn people may have deep-seated feelings of being unworthy of love, even if they are able to rationalize and decide otherwise!Alternate interpretations: Venus square Saturn or Venus opposition Saturn: *You are serious and find it difficult to enjoy yourself in a lighthearted, open and playful way with others. You rarely do something purely for pleasure, and can be very close-fisted and parsimonious. Perhaps due to painful separations in your early life, you are very cautious about becoming close to people and sharing your feelings. Though you crave love and affection, intimacy is difficult for you. You may become romantically involved with people who do not value you or treat you well. You need to learn to love and value yourself before you will find happiness in love.#You may find that your best sexual relationships are with individuals who are significantly older or younger than yourself. The role of teacher is so significant in your life that it may pervade your love life. You will need to overcome a sense of reserve or inhibition to deepen your spiritual connection. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Milton Berle, Julia Child, Mia Farrow, Michael J. Fox, Frank Gifford, Merv Griffin, Adolf Hitler, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Landon, k.d. lang, Janet Leigh, Charles Manson, Steve McQueen, Joni Mitchell, Dudley Moore, Christina Onassis, Joe Pesci, Michelle Pfeiffer, Lisa Marie Presley, Alicia Silverstone, Oprah Winfrey. Oppositions – Sandra Bernhard, Lisa Bonet, Clint Eastwood, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jimi Hendrix, Victor Hugo, Chaka Khan, Jerry Lee Lewis, Kenny Loggins, Chuck Mangione, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Luciano Pavarotti, Richard Pryor, Frank Sinatra.Mars
Mars Square Neptune
You may feel self-doubt and inadequacy today. You are probably extra sensitive today, so don't take offense where none is meant. If you are taking medication, remember that less is more because of your heightened sensitivity. Watch that people don't take advantage of you with a sob story or some deal that sounds too good to be true. Stay alert to people not telling you the whole story behind something. Take care of your physical self as your immune system might not be as strong today as usual.This is a challenging position, as you have difficulty trusting in your ability to go after things that you want in a direct manner. It may also be that you have difficulty pinpointing what it is that you want, or that part of you doesn’t feel you deserve it due to a basic lack of self-confidence. You fear rejection as well as criticism, and often use roundabout means to go after what you want.Your imagination is so powerful that it can be hard to trust your instincts. You easily imagine things going wrong, just as you easily fantasize about good things! Your desire nature is strong yet also very suggestible. You’re attracted to mysteries and intrigue. Sexual experimentation is likely, as you are forever addicted to sensuality and unusual or perhaps even what many would consider perverted sexual scenarios. However, your sensual appetite might be much like a bottomless pit, and you could find yourself forever in a state of wanting more, tiring of regular sexual scenarios quickly, and endlessly searching for the next sensation. If an addiction to fantasy is present, you can find yourself constantly chasing a new and more complicated fantasy. It is only when you get into touch with your heart and discover your true desires that you realize that sensations are merely sensations–not deeply satisfying or fulfilling.Fears of sexual inadequacy can be great with this position, and you may either deny yourself as a result, or overcompensate, seeking out experiences in which you are pretty much assured positive feedback. Some of you will experience both of these extremes in your lifetime. I have a client with this position who has a “trophy” wife, and she often denies him, and even belittles him, on a sexual level. He accepts this but “gets her back” behind her back, having serial affairs with women who are not considered as attractive for whatever reason and with whom he attempts to reclaim his power.One of the interesting things about this position is that if you are involved in immoral activities, guilt has a way of cropping up in unusual ways, and could lead you on a self-destructive path–and you might even know that you’re heading that way, yet you compulsively follow that path. Part of you might want to get caught! You might, for example, know in your mind that doing something is risky, yet you compulsively do it anyhow, perhaps even finding the challenge invigorating.Although you can be very creative at keeping your motives and personal agenda hidden–in fact, many of you seem on the surface of things to be quite gentle and yielding–you might eventually become resentful if you feel the need to resort to sneakiness in order to get what you want out of life. This is one of the things that has struck me as the most common characteristics of Mars-Neptune people. It’s not that they don’t get angry or show that anger. However, many will give in to another’s desires more often than not, yet become resentful of that person who seems to have control over them. Some will give up their power to a partner, for example, often taking the role as the one who gives in or gives up things in order to make the other happy. However, resentment for this builds, and while people with harmonious Mars-Neptune aspects more easily yield to others without anger for doing so, those with hard Mars-Neptune aspects are more likely to feel stepped upon, and to retaliate in covert ways. If you do feel resentment for giving up your power to someone else, learn to avoid giving it up unless you truly understand that you are doing it for yourself, and not for someone else. Resentments have a way of building and distorting themselves into ugly matter if you don’t deal with them properly and directly. You are often passive-aggressive in your approach to others, and this can cause a lot of problems in your life.You are usually found chasing a dream… or a fantasy. The former is probably the better path.Somehow, others are bound to eventually sense that you are not to be trusted, and this is often for good reason! You may not like to admit this to yourself, as you may have built excuses for your deceptive or sneaky behavior. However, adopting a more direct and assertive approach to life is something that you should be working towards. You will need to get over your feelings of guilt when you do adopt this approach. Learning to take responsibility for your actions, and to avoid blaming others for failures, is important.At your worst, you can be disorganized in your approach to life, easily procrastinating and lacking follow-through when you do begin a task. Some of the most important lessons you need to learn in life are self-control, self-assertion, and trust in yourself. At your best, you are a creative person with a powerful imagination and great stores of compassion.Your attempts to assert yourself often result in turmoil for you and/or for others. You tend to swing from one extreme to the other–asserting your needs powerfully at times and at others slipping into a state of total apathy. Passive-aggressiveness can be a problem in your life. Ordinary life often seems drab and uninteresting to you and you must have something that stirs your imagination, some vision or ideal or dream to motivate you. You have a strong urge to act out your fantasies or to live your dream, and you will DO things that others only talk about or dream about. Artistic creation, drama, or other areas in which you can express yourself imaginatively are excellent for you. You tend to either overestimate or underestimate your own power and abilities.You may lead a somewhat sexually repressed life although your sexual needs are significant. You could suffer from anxieties regarding your sexuality (probably carried over from parental conditioning around sex) and therefore find it difficult to find satisfaction in this area. However, this tends to change as you mature. As you overcome the urge to indulge in momentary physical pleasures, you build the capacity for spiritual ecstasy.You may be attracted to persons who are unavailable, perhaps because they are already married or simply hard to reach. Sometimes you find it more convenient to see your lover as you wish her to be rather than as she really is. You may find that you lower your standards when choosing a lover and end up with someone who is interested in you primarily for sex, or that the relationship is largely unfulfilling. Disappointments in love may be frequent, although this is also something that improves with age! You are an extremely imaginative lover, and you frequently engage in fanciful and intricate fantasies. This may sometimes interfere with “real life”, but if you channel this energy well, it can most certainly improve your sex life. Your imagination is powerful, but it can also get the best of you. You may imagine complex scenarios and get yourself all riled up about what your partner may have done when she wasn’t around! — Interpretation from our LoveStyles Report.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Ben Affleck, James Barber, Erma Bombeck, Jimmy Buffet, Barbara Bush, Sandra Dee, Melissa Etheridge, Eddie Fisher, Jodie Foster, Conan O’Brien, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Andy Warhol, Sharon Tate. Oppositions – Paula Abdul, Alan Alda, Maya Angelou, Jim Bakker, Truman Capote, Johnny Cash, Rita Coolidge, Terry Fox, Katharine Hepburn, Tommy Hilfiger, Jimmy Hoffa, Steve McQueen, Joe Namath, Burt Reynolds, George Segal, Elizabeth Taylor, Alicia Witt, Tiger Woods.Jupiter
