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The Sun

The Sun is in Capricorn

The Sun is at 03 Cap 10' 37", and is 147134486km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Gemini

The Moon is at 12 Gem 09' 57", and is 385718km away and receding.

Moon Is In Gemini

Great Scott! Buckle up, folks, because the moon has high-tailed it into Gemini! Now, I don't want to alarm you, but that's exactly 385536.470103792 kilometers from good ol' terra firma. Mind-boggling, isn't it? But don't worry, it’s not going anywhere... at least not until the DeLorean hits 88mph. Now, with the moon in Gemini, you're in for a ride more thrilling than a flux capacitor powered trip through time. You see, Gemini is all about communication and intellectual curiosity - yes, yes, I know, it's like Marty stumbling across a whole new genre of rock and roll. So, expect your brain to be buzzing like Doc Brown's hair on a bad day. You'll find yourself craving for information faster than my DeLorean can clock 88mph. You might even develop a sudden interest in quantum physics or start making complex calculations on napkins. By George, you might even invent the next flux capacitor! But remember, the Moon in Gemini also favors adaptability. So, while your mind will be whirling like the wheels of a time-traveling DeLorean, don't forget to take a breather. Make like a tree and leave some room for spontaneity. So, grab your hoverboard, folks, because with the Moon in Gemini, your emotional world is going to be as exciting and unpredictable as a trip to 1955, 1985, or heck, even 2015. And remember, where we're going, we don't need roads...but maybe a good horoscope or two!

Mercury

Mercury is in Sagittarius

Mercury is retrograde at 27 Sag 20' 10", moving backwards at 1.26 degrees per day, and is 102233930km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Sagittarius

"Hold onto your flight suits, fellow star gazers! Mercury is currently doing the cosmic tango in Sagittarius, and let me tell you, it's about as graceful as a viper pilot after one too many ambrosia. That ol’ messenger planet of ours is approximately 102184082.193988234km away, but don't fret, we've seen bigger distances in the Battlestar Galactica! Now, Mercury is all about the fine print, the minute details, the tiny diodes on the circuit boards, you catch my drift. But with Sagittarius? Oh boy, it's like trying to upload the entire database of the Twelve Colonies into a single Raptor. Sagittarius loves the big picture, the grand plan, the overall mission. The challenge here is to try and meld these two approaches - think of it like trying to fit Starbuck into a diplomatic role... tricky, but not impossible. Now, Sagittarius brings a certain zest to the cosmic table, kind of like that time Chief Tyrol discovered a cache of ancient ambrosia. With Mercury in Sagittarius, expect enthusiastic chatter, bold declarations, and debates that could rival the Quorum of Twelve. Just remember to keep your logic circuits engaged - we don't want to lose ourselves in the thrill of the chase. Take heed, my celestial comrades, for we must exercise some caution. With Mercury in Sagittarius, words can escape faster than a Cylon Raider in a hot pursuit. We need to triple-check our transmissions to avoid unnecessary confusion, or worse, a potential diplomatic incident. Sagittarius, the archer, the explorer, opens up a universe of possibilities. It's like when Adama gave that rousing speech about Earth - suddenly, there's a whole new world to explore. Whether you're planning a trip to another planet, considering a new career in colonial fleet, or just want to learn about the mysteries of the cosmos, this is your time. So gear up, star children, because no matter where you are in this vast universe, remember, we're all just stardust cruising through the cosmos. So say we all!"

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 24 Sco 26' 44", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 170381634km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Well, hello there stargazers! Get your telescopes and prepare for some cosmic humor because your friendly neighborhood astrologer is here to deliver some interplanetary news with a spicy twist! Venus, our lovely lady of love and relationships, has decided to take a vacay in Scorpio land. Now, for those of you who are wondering, "What on Earth does that mean?", let me break it down for you. Imagine Venus as the charming girl-next-door who's always bringing cookies to the neighborhood potlucks. Now, picture her going off to a goth rock concert. That’s Venus in Scorpio for you! This celestial combo is like adding hot sauce to your vanilla ice cream – it's going to bring an intense flavor that’s not for the faint-hearted. Prepare to dive deep into the ocean of feelings, folks. No more surface-level chit-chat about the weather; we're talking about discussing your deepest fears and desires over breakfast. Yes, you might just swap your morning cereal for a bowl of raw emotions! And remember those annoying little issues you've been ignoring in your relationships? Those pesky disagreements about who should walk the dog or why the toilet seat is perpetually left up? Well, they're about to get highlighted under the spotlight of Venus in Scorpio. It's like a cosmic audit of your love life, and trust me, there's no fudging the numbers here. But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. This might be the perfect time to take a magnifying glass to your bank account too. Venus in Scorpio creates a unique interest in financial matters. So, if you've been thinking about investing in that rare comic book or finally starting that Star Wars merchandise collection, now might be the time! Yes, I know, Venus in Scorpio sounds like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house. But fear not, my fellow cosmic adventurers, because all this intensity can lead to a stronger bond in your relationships. It’s like surviving a horror movie together; it can be terrifying, but hey, at least you'll have some unforgettable memories. And who knows? You might just come out of it feeling closer than ever. So buckle up, brace yourselves, and remember to keep laughing even when the stars get tough. After all, the universe definitely has a sense of humor – just ask Pluto!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 22 Sag 19' 53", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 365570426km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars in Sagittarius: The Ultimate Space Adventure

Greetings Earthlings! Strap on your star-studded boots and grab your space helmets. Mars, our feisty cosmic neighbor, has decided to take a vacation in the domain of Sagittarius, the ever-optimistic Archer. I know, I know, you're wondering how a planet takes a vacation. Well, in the cosmos, we call it a transit and it's just as exciting, if not more!

Now, let me tell you something about Sagittarius, it doesn't believe in boundaries. It looks at limitations and laughs, "You call that a boundary? Hold my quiver." So, while Mars is playing house in Sagittarius' turf, we all get to borrow a bit of that Sagittarian optimism. Suddenly, the universe becomes your oyster, or rather, your galaxy, and you're ready to pearl dive into the vast ocean of possibilities.

But beware my friends, because with great power comes great... distraction. Yes, indeed! With Mars in Sagittarius, you may find yourself daydreaming about tomorrow, next week, or even next year, forgetting about the pesky little thing called the present. Be careful not to trip over your own feet while your head is in the stars.

And here's another thing to keep in mind: moderation. Mars in Sagittarius can make us a bit impulsive and more likely to take risks. It's like being at an all-you-can-eat cosmic buffet - you're tempted to pile up your plate, but remember, too much of anything can lead to cosmic indigestion.

But hey, don't let that deter you. This is a time for exploration and truth-seeking. Dive into different cultures, philosophies, and belief systems. And no, you don't have to teleport to the other side of the universe for this. You can start by cracking open a book, taking a class, or just chatting up that new alien—oops, I mean, neighbor from another country.

So, as Mars kickstarts its Sagittarian adventure, remember to stay open, explore, learn, and most importantly, have fun! After all, in the cosmic playground, we’re all just space explorers trying to understand this grand, beautiful mystery called life.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 38' 25", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 656188057km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Galactic Force of Prosperity and Patience

Alright, stargazers! Hunker down on your Tatooine or Hoth, because Jupiter just checked into the cosmic motel of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking - "But oh wise and nerdy astrologer, what does this mean for me?" Well, imagine if Yoda, the galaxy's greatest philosopher, decided to vacation in the Shire, where the hobbits, the biggest fans of comfort and leisure, reside. Wisdom meets indulgence.

During this interstellar rendezvous, you're going to feel like Luke Skywalker when he first discovered the force. The answers you're seeking are not in some far-off Death Star but right there within you, probably hiding behind all those lightsaber tricks you've been practicing. It's time to let your inner Obi-Wan Kenobi shine through!

Think of Jupiter as the Millennium Falcon of your cosmic journey. It's ready to take you soaring towards your long-term goals. But remember, even Han Solo had a detailed hyperspace route (that's space-speak for a to-do list). So buckle up, prepare your itinerary, trust the process, and don't anger any wookies along the way.

Now let's talk galactic credits - or as you earthlings like to call it, money. Jupiter in Taurus is like hitting the jackpot on a slot machine in Lando Calrissian's Cloud City casino. With Jupiter as the benevolent benefactor and Taurus at the helm of wealth, it's your golden opportunity to elevate your financial status. Just remember, no betting your spacecraft in card games!

Taurus, being the luxurious space cruiser that it is, loves the good life and rarely says 'no' to a second helping of blue milk. So when Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, comes knocking with a bag full of gifts, it's essential to remember that not all that glitters is gold (or in this case, not every droid is an R2-D2). Exercise some Jedi-level restraint and use your bionic hand to swat away any unnecessary indulgences.

So, while Jupiter kickbacks in Taurus, let the force guide you through the galaxies of wisdom, prosperity and patience. And remember, the galaxy is not as far, far away as it seems!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 40' 26", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1526176843km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Beam Me Up, Saturn!

Well, strap on your space helmets, folks! Our old taskmaster and ringed planet, Saturn, is currently doing the backstroke through Pisces right now, and it's about as chill as a Vulcan at a Starfleet party. It's a whopping 1526102696.358409166km away (give or take a few thousand kilometres for parking) and it's on a prograde mission to whip us all into shape.

Now, Saturn in Pisces is like Spock in a tie-dye shirt – it's all about melding logic with dreams. If you've fancied penning the next 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' or starting up a space-themed café, now’s the perfect time to take out those daydreams, brush off the stardust, and get down to business. And by business, I mean doing some serious planning – budgeting, loan applications, the works. Yes, even in the cosmos, paperwork is inescapable.

Of course, having Saturn scrutinise your deepest dreams can feel a bit like being caught by the Triffids while you're still in your pajamas. Uncomfortable, to say the least. But listen here, Saturn isn't your typical intergalactic invader. This planetary 'dad' is just here to help you tidy up your cosmic mess. So, let down your shields, open the airlock, and give him a chance. He's got wisdom to share that’s more valuable than a stash of Dilithium crystals.

But beware, fellow star-farers! Saturn in Pisces might make your internal galaxy feel a bit restless. Dreams and sleep are Pisces' domains, and Saturn's presence might have you tossing and turning like a Romulan on Risa. So, what's the answer? Channel your inner Yoda and find your calm. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, deep breathe like Darth Vader, or nap like a Tribble. Make sure to keep a dream journal handy, because Saturn may have some epic space sagas to tell you.

Remember, fellow stargazers, even in the vast expanse of the cosmos, there's always time for a little starlit silliness. So let Saturn in Pisces be your guide on this interstellar journey, and don’t forget to have a little fun along the way.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 32' 51", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2826054303km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus is Getting Bullish: A Trek Through Taurus

Hey there, cosmic voyagers! So, Uranus is in Taurus and you're probably wondering, "What does this mean for me?" Well, pull up a chair, grab your favorite kale smoothie (I know you've got one), and let's talk about it. Now, I know what you're thinking – "Wait a minute, funny astrologer, isn't Taurus that sign that likes its comfort zone more than a Trekkie loves a Star Trek marathon?" Yep, you're spot on! And Uranus? It's more unpredictable than the plot twists in Deep Space Nine.

So, what happens when the cosmic rebel meets the celestial homebody? Well, let's just say it’s like a Vulcan mind meld – it might feel a bit weird, but it could also lead to some enlightenment!

Now, Taurus has a PhD in dollar bills – no kidding, they're like the Wall Street of the zodiac. But with Uranus crashing the party, we're looking at a bit of a Wall Street shake-up. Imagine if Quark's bar started accepting Federation credits instead of gold-pressed latinum – that's the level of change we're talking about here!

But hey, don't panic just yet. This doesn't mean you need to start hoarding gold coins under your bed. Remember, change is just another word for 'opportunity'. It's like when the wormhole opened near Deep Space Nine - sure, it was unexpected and a little scary, but look at all the adventures it led to!

So, how can we handle this? It's simple – be like Captain Sisko. When the Klingons show up, do you think he hides in his office with a bag of popcorn? Nope, he steps up to the plate. This is our chance to redefine our relationship with moolah – to liberate ourselves from the Ferengi-like grip of debt and materialism.

Remember, resistance is futile. Whatever changes Uranus in Taurus brings, it's all part of the journey. Embrace it and who knows, you might just end up in a better place, like a cozy holosuite with a view of Bajor. Engage!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 59' 25", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4492151151km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune In Pisces: The Cosmic Dance of the Hippie Planet in the Sign of the Fishes

Hold on to your crystal pendants, folks! Neptune, that big blue gas giant who's a bit of a dreamy, cosmic hippie himself, is making its grand entrance into Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Neptune about 4.5 billion kilometers away? How does this affect my lunch choice or whether I should binge-watch that new sci-fi series?" Well, let me enlighten you with some astrological wisdom.

Neptune in Pisces is like having a psychic cosmic fog machine on full blast, bringing a mystical haze over our everyday lives. Suddenly, the mundane becomes magical, and you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality. Why argue about who left the coffee maker on when we're just stardust swirling in an infinite universe, right?

This galactic alignment is sending out cosmic invitations to dive head-first into the spiritual deep end. Your inner hippie might be screaming to finally take up yoga or go on that meditation retreat you've been daydreaming about during those boring Zoom meetings. Or perhaps it's time to create that sacred altar, made from the finest IKEA furniture, adorned with scented candles and crystals for good vibrations.

Neptune in Pisces is a celestial call-to-action for all of us to embrace our inner 'namaste' and to share it with the world. And remember, while Neptune may be billions of kilometers away, its cosmic influence is as close as your next breath. So, keep calm, carry on, and maybe don't forget to water your houseplants. They're feeling these Piscean vibes too, you know.

And remember, this planetary party won't last forever. Neptune's shimmying out of Pisces in 2026, so let's make the most of this mystical transit. Time to embrace our inner space-hippie and go with the cosmic flow!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 09' 08", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5355403293km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: The Nerdy, Hippie Astrologer's Perspective

Well, well, well, isn't this just a cosmic conundrum? Our dear, sometimes planet-sometimes-not, Pluto is hanging out in the ambitious realm of Capricorn. Now, you might be thinking, "But Mr. Astrologer, what does that mean for me?" Buckle your seatbelts, stardust siblings, because we're about to take a trip on the astrological roller-coaster!

Imagine if you will, Pluto and Capricorn at a high school reunion. They haven't seen each other in years. They're both successful, no doubt about it. They've got that "I've got my life together" vibe, which is pretty impressive considering Pluto is roughly 5,355,375,911km away (give or take a few kilometers - space GPS can be a bit sketchy).

Now, these two are all about aiming high, hitting targets, and conquering goals. It's like they're playing a never-ending game of celestial pinball with an intense focus that would make even an eagle envious. But here's the kicker, during this cosmic reunion, they're so focused on their own game, they become a bit...let's say, "hard of hearing" to other people's ideas.

So, what's the takeaway from this planetary party? Well, under the influence of Pluto in Capricorn, we might find ourselves becoming a bit rigid, a bit too focused on our own way of doing things. It's like we're wearing blinkers and can only see our own path ahead. Beware, my friends! This isn't a solo journey, and other viewpoints can be as illuminating as a supernova!

But don't despair! Pluto, the cosmic demolition expert, is here to help us bulldoze our negative patterns that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. Remember, though, with great destructive power comes great responsibility. Be deliberate in what you destroy as you create because we don't want to end up like those poor dinosaurs, do we?

So, friends, as you venture through this celestial season, remember the golden rule of space travel: Always bring a towel... and listen to others.

The Sun

Sun Trine Jupiter

Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.

The Sun

Sun Sextile Saturn

Self-discipline, organizing ability, and stamina are the order of the day. You are methodical, systematic and can make much progress today simply by rolling up your shirt sleeves and getting to work. People above you are likely to notice your efficient efforts and reward for your hard work will be imminent. Constructive ambition, patience, practical insights, and maturity are the keywords today.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Saturn to accept responsibilities, to lead a rather ordered life, and to apply caution in their financial and business dealings. They rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. They have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what they set out to do. Although somewhat undemonstrative, they are generally loyal and responsible people to those they care about.These are not the quickest-moving people around—they take their time and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projects—but they steadily reach their goals. Sun sextile and trine Saturn people are naturally trustworthy, and they don’t have much patience for those who don’t show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead disorganized lives. With the trine, all of these traits come naturally. With the sextile, these traits are available when they are needed.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Jennifer Aniston, M C Hammer, Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep, Carl Sandburg, Angelina Jolie, Winston Churchill, Robert DeNiro; Trines – Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Muhammad Ali, Bono (U2), Ron Howard, Raquel Welch, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dinah Shore, Linda McCartney, Sheena Easton, Elton John, Catherine Deneuve, Pearl Bailey.

Mercury

Mercury Square Neptune

Confusion is likely today in your relationships with other people. Take care and read all the fine print. Stay away from taking permanent legal actions as your thinking is colored by who knows what. You may be suckered into something you don't want to do or don't believe in, so watch your step. Misunderstandings in communicating with others is possible. Remember, they may not be hearing what you are trying to say. Nervous anxiety and tension may make you feel listless today. Don't let your imagination carry you away.You might have problems concentrating because your mind is often wandering. Your thinking is exceptionally imaginative, intuitive, and creative. Stretching the truth, whether done consciously or not (or a bit of both), is associated with this position. Bored with anything dull, routine, or lifeless, you often dramatize or connect higher meaning to ordinary events and situations. You are often vague in your communications, purposefully or not, as you resist being pinned down to any one opinion or stance. This is partly due to your ability to see so many different points of view and perspectives. Logical, detail-oriented work and studies are not designed for your way of thinking and learning. Creative presentations, ripe with images and imagery, are what grab your attention and interest. Your style of communication, or possibly thinking, is often self-defeating, and you should consciously avoid a tendency to give up on projects or plans before they even get off the ground. Planning ahead is not a preference, as you prefer to move along running on the fuel of inspiration and intuition.Your style of communication may be unusual, perhaps with many pauses or digressions. You may be deliberately vague or unintentionally so, depending on your nature. Some of you are great storytellers.Sample interpretation from the Merlin report — Your mind is highly imaginative and creative and you possess dramatic, artistic, or musical abilities. As a child, you enjoyed daydreaming, fantasizing, pretending, and probably lived in “your own little world” a good deal. You perceive things which are not obvious to other people and you have an uncanny ability to “read” people and situations without being told anything about them. However, you must learn to discriminate between a true psychic perception and your imagination. Learning to discipline and focus your mind is necessary if you wish to use all of your creative potential. Otherwise, you could be simply a dreamer.Communication with others is difficult for you because you often find words frustrating and inadequate to express your experiences and perceptions. Also, you may purposefully mystify or deceive others.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, Donald Trump, Jim Bakker, Mae West, Spencer Tracy, Tom Snyder, Rich Little, Jack London, Bob Dylan; Oppositions – Bono (U2), Marlene Dietrich, Richard Chamberlain, Florence Henderson, Charles De Gaulle, Christian Dior.

Venus

Venus Trine Neptune

You will be sensitive to the feelings of others today. You have the desire to express your love for others through helping them in any way you can. Your intuition and imagination are strong today and you can use these to create works of beauty and art. Subconscious insights can be gained if you listen to your inner voice. You have great sympathy, compassion and psychological understanding of women, family members, and those in need.Romantic, creative, gentle, and adaptable, people born with Venus sextile Neptune or Venus trine Neptune naturally express the finer qualities of mysterious and dreamy Neptune in their love relationships. Their imaginations are rich and their fantasy worlds well-developed. They are turned off by rudeness and crudeness, and are drawn to beauty in its many forms. They are very giving and generous, but may be a little on the submissive side, or sometimes downright lazy, failing to take the initiative when situations call for it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of these two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Neptune have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate Interpretations:^When you love, you love deeply and completely. With Venus in sextile aspect to Neptune, you have the capability of surrendering totally to the essence of Love. Your gentle, caring manner attracts a partner who will desire to love and protect you. You know when you’ve found your true love, because something deep inside you opens up and transports you. Although you have some tendency to hold unrealistic expectations of those you love, you do it in such a caring manner that people are surprised by apparently miraculous changes. You may know when it’s time to forgive and move on, which allows you to remain open to feelings of joy even in the midst of change. Your devotion to high ideals also plays a part in your love relationships, and you are capable of sustaining a love which originates at a very powerful level and which will last through eternity.^Your romantic nature is enhanced through the influence of Venus in trine aspect to Neptune. When you’re in love, you create at atmosphere of magical possibilities which transport you into another dimension. Love can be a purely transcendent experience for you, since you are capable of opening your heart to a true feeling of compassion. Your gentility, creativity and artistry can be especially attractive, and when you’re involved in a loving relationship, you are comfortable sharing the secrets of your heart. Allowing love to flow as you follow its course is quite natural for you, and you will be happiest in relationships which support your sense of divine harmony. Forgiveness and acceptance keep the energy of love flowing freely. From the Astrology Profile for Women reportVenus sextile Neptune or Venus trine Neptune: makes an inspirational musician. It gives a fertile imagination and deep emotions, a nature that is pure and chaste, hence occasionally it leads to platonic unions and companionship of the most ecstatic nature. From The Message of the Stars by Max Heindel.#Your receptive nature allows you to gather information from your surroundings through psychic osmosis. Study situations to get past the shallow mystical veneer. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford, Jeremy Irons, Jesse Jackson, Geraldine Page, Gregory Peck, Peter Sellers, Donna Summer. Trines – Hans Christian Anderson, Richard Dean Anderson, Beau Bridges, Anita Bryant, Carol Burnett, e.e. cummings, Geena Davis, Bridget Fonda, Robin Gibb, Maurice Gibb, Larry King, Gladys Knight, Nick Nolte, Ivana Trump.

Mars

Mars Square Neptune

You may feel self-doubt and inadequacy today. You are probably extra sensitive today, so don't take offense where none is meant. If you are taking medication, remember that less is more because of your heightened sensitivity. Watch that people don't take advantage of you with a sob story or some deal that sounds too good to be true. Stay alert to people not telling you the whole story behind something. Take care of your physical self as your immune system might not be as strong today as usual.This is a challenging position, as you have difficulty trusting in your ability to go after things that you want in a direct manner. It may also be that you have difficulty pinpointing what it is that you want, or that part of you doesn’t feel you deserve it due to a basic lack of self-confidence. You fear rejection as well as criticism, and often use roundabout means to go after what you want.Your imagination is so powerful that it can be hard to trust your instincts. You easily imagine things going wrong, just as you easily fantasize about good things! Your desire nature is strong yet also very suggestible. You’re attracted to mysteries and intrigue. Sexual experimentation is likely, as you are forever addicted to sensuality and unusual or perhaps even what many would consider perverted sexual scenarios. However, your sensual appetite might be much like a bottomless pit, and you could find yourself forever in a state of wanting more, tiring of regular sexual scenarios quickly, and endlessly searching for the next sensation. If an addiction to fantasy is present, you can find yourself constantly chasing a new and more complicated fantasy. It is only when you get into touch with your heart and discover your true desires that you realize that sensations are merely sensations–not deeply satisfying or fulfilling.Fears of sexual inadequacy can be great with this position, and you may either deny yourself as a result, or overcompensate, seeking out experiences in which you are pretty much assured positive feedback. Some of you will experience both of these extremes in your lifetime. I have a client with this position who has a “trophy” wife, and she often denies him, and even belittles him, on a sexual level. He accepts this but “gets her back” behind her back, having serial affairs with women who are not considered as attractive for whatever reason and with whom he attempts to reclaim his power.One of the interesting things about this position is that if you are involved in immoral activities, guilt has a way of cropping up in unusual ways, and could lead you on a self-destructive path–and you might even know that you’re heading that way, yet you compulsively follow that path. Part of you might want to get caught! You might, for example, know in your mind that doing something is risky, yet you compulsively do it anyhow, perhaps even finding the challenge invigorating.Although you can be very creative at keeping your motives and personal agenda hidden–in fact, many of you seem on the surface of things to be quite gentle and yielding–you might eventually become resentful if you feel the need to resort to sneakiness in order to get what you want out of life. This is one of the things that has struck me as the most common characteristics of Mars-Neptune people. It’s not that they don’t get angry or show that anger. However, many will give in to another’s desires more often than not, yet become resentful of that person who seems to have control over them. Some will give up their power to a partner, for example, often taking the role as the one who gives in or gives up things in order to make the other happy. However, resentment for this builds, and while people with harmonious Mars-Neptune aspects more easily yield to others without anger for doing so, those with hard Mars-Neptune aspects are more likely to feel stepped upon, and to retaliate in covert ways. If you do feel resentment for giving up your power to someone else, learn to avoid giving it up unless you truly understand that you are doing it for yourself, and not for someone else. Resentments have a way of building and distorting themselves into ugly matter if you don’t deal with them properly and directly. You are often passive-aggressive in your approach to others, and this can cause a lot of problems in your life.You are usually found chasing a dream… or a fantasy. The former is probably the better path.Somehow, others are bound to eventually sense that you are not to be trusted, and this is often for good reason! You may not like to admit this to yourself, as you may have built excuses for your deceptive or sneaky behavior. However, adopting a more direct and assertive approach to life is something that you should be working towards. You will need to get over your feelings of guilt when you do adopt this approach. Learning to take responsibility for your actions, and to avoid blaming others for failures, is important.At your worst, you can be disorganized in your approach to life, easily procrastinating and lacking follow-through when you do begin a task. Some of the most important lessons you need to learn in life are self-control, self-assertion, and trust in yourself. At your best, you are a creative person with a powerful imagination and great stores of compassion.Your attempts to assert yourself often result in turmoil for you and/or for others. You tend to swing from one extreme to the other–asserting your needs powerfully at times and at others slipping into a state of total apathy. Passive-aggressiveness can be a problem in your life. Ordinary life often seems drab and uninteresting to you and you must have something that stirs your imagination, some vision or ideal or dream to motivate you. You have a strong urge to act out your fantasies or to live your dream, and you will DO things that others only talk about or dream about. Artistic creation, drama, or other areas in which you can express yourself imaginatively are excellent for you. You tend to either overestimate or underestimate your own power and abilities.You may lead a somewhat sexually repressed life although your sexual needs are significant. You could suffer from anxieties regarding your sexuality (probably carried over from parental conditioning around sex) and therefore find it difficult to find satisfaction in this area. However, this tends to change as you mature. As you overcome the urge to indulge in momentary physical pleasures, you build the capacity for spiritual ecstasy.You may be attracted to persons who are unavailable, perhaps because they are already married or simply hard to reach. Sometimes you find it more convenient to see your lover as you wish her to be rather than as she really is. You may find that you lower your standards when choosing a lover and end up with someone who is interested in you primarily for sex, or that the relationship is largely unfulfilling. Disappointments in love may be frequent, although this is also something that improves with age! You are an extremely imaginative lover, and you frequently engage in fanciful and intricate fantasies. This may sometimes interfere with “real life”, but if you channel this energy well, it can most certainly improve your sex life. Your imagination is powerful, but it can also get the best of you. You may imagine complex scenarios and get yourself all riled up about what your partner may have done when she wasn’t around! — Interpretation from our LoveStyles Report.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Ben Affleck, James Barber, Erma Bombeck, Jimmy Buffet, Barbara Bush, Sandra Dee, Melissa Etheridge, Eddie Fisher, Jodie Foster, Conan O’Brien, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Andy Warhol, Sharon Tate. Oppositions – Paula Abdul, Alan Alda, Maya Angelou, Jim Bakker, Truman Capote, Johnny Cash, Rita Coolidge, Terry Fox, Katharine Hepburn, Tommy Hilfiger, Jimmy Hoffa, Steve McQueen, Joe Namath, Burt Reynolds, George Segal, Elizabeth Taylor, Alicia Witt, Tiger Woods.