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The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 22 Sag 59' 48", and is 147255434km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Capricorn

The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 23 Cap 02' 45", and is 369030km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Capricorn

Well, well, gather 'round, all you celestial voyagers! Our lady Luna has hitched her wagon in the realm of Capricorn, and ain't that a kick in the proverbial pants? Now, don't go misbehavin', 'cause this ain't just about goats and fish-tails. Oh no, sirree. Capricorn, you see, is as serious as a Reaver attack on a rickety old space freighter. It's all about structure, discipline, and ambition. We’re talking the Commander type in the zodiac squadron, the one who wouldn’t hesitate to float you into the black if you didn’t pull your weight. Being 369,113.747476545km away, the moon's influence might feel as distant as the outer rim, but don't let that fool ya. Just like Shepherd Book says, "You don't fix the Bible, son. The Bible fixes you." The same goes for our heavenly bodies. They're not here for us to tinker with, they're here to put us in our place. Now, remember, the Moon's sojourn in Capricorn ain't permanent, just like our dear Serenity's fuel supply. In the next 24 hours, she'll be moseying on over to Aquarius, the rebel of the zodiac. So, you got a day to get your act together, put on your big boy pants, and act like the adult the universe wants you to be. So, while the Moon's in Capricorn, it's time to buckle down, work hard, and maybe, just maybe, save up enough to finally get that gorram stabilizer fixed. And if you've been procrastinating on your duties, well... I reckon you might find yourself metaphorically floating in the black. In the meantime, keep flying, stay shiny, and remember: the 'verse has a funny way of making sure we end up exactly where we're meant to be. Even if it feels like you're lost in the black, just remember - we're all just wandering around this crazy cosmos together.

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is retrograde at 08 Cap 08' 08", moving backwards at 0.37 degrees per day, and is 114472024km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Mercury in Capricorn: The Cosmic CEO

Alright, my cosmic comrades, hold on to your telescopes because Mercury has just clocked into the Capricorn office! And let me tell you, this isn't your casual Friday type of cosmic environment. Oh no, we're talking full suit and tie, coffee-in-hand, ready-to-climb-the-corporate-ladder kind of vibe. So if you've been snoozing on those New Year's resolutions, now's the time to wake up and smell the productivity!

With Mercury in Capricorn, our minds are like well-oiled machines, operating at peak efficiency. You know that jumbled mess of thoughts that usually feels like a game of 3D chess in your brain? Well, consider Capricorn your personal Marie Kondo, tidying up those mental clutter piles into neatly stacked ideas ready to be actioned. It's like suddenly seeing your life through an IKEA catalogue – everything has its place, and boy does it look good!

But beware, my starry-eyed friends! While Capricorn is busy organizing your thoughts like color-coded spreadsheets, it's also got a bit of a control-freak side. With all this executive energy floating around, it's easy to start sounding like a corporate robot. So remember, while you might feel like the Elon Musk of your own universe, try not to dominate every conversation like you're leading a boardroom meeting. Trust me, 'synergy' and 'paradigm shift' aren't as sexy in everyday conversation as you might think.

So whether you're chasing dreams or deadlines, let's make the most of this Mercury in Capricorn transit. Just remember to keep your ego in check and your humor intact. After all, even in the cosmos, nobody likes a know-it-all!

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 12 Sco 25' 31", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 160509995km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Greetings, celestial travelers! Buckle up and don your space goggles, because Venus has just taken a detour into the cosmic realm of Scorpio. Now, you might be wondering, "What does this mean for me?" Well, let me break it down for you. Venus, our galactic goddess of love, is all about connections, harmony, and a good old chinwag over some Martian mochaccinos. Scorpio, on the other hand, is the deep diver of the zodiac, with a penchant for passion and a tendency to fall headfirst into the whirlpool of love. When these two cosmic forces meet, we're all in for a thrilling ride. Forget those lightweight lunar liaisons, folks! With Venus in Scorpio, we're trading in our flirty frappuccinos for intense espressos of emotion. Love under this transit can make a black hole look like a Sunday picnic. We're talking all-or-nothing, hold-onto-your-hats, warp-speed-ahead kind of passion. Now, if you've been ignoring those little asteroid-sized issues in your relationship, prepare for impact! Venus in Scorpio is about as subtle as a supernova. It's time to probe into the dark matter of your love life, face the truth, and hold it up to the light of an exploding star. This could be the perfect moment to figure out whether you're on a collision course or destined for a beautiful binary orbit. And let's not forget about the power struggles and the cosmic currency concerns. When Venus waltzes through Scorpio, those hidden imbalances in your intergalactic credit account will come under scrutiny. This could be an opportune time to invest in some asteroid mining or reconsider that loan you took from the Ferengi Loan Shark. Yes, Venus in Scorpio can feel like navigating through a nebula, but remember, every challenge is an opportunity in a very clever disguise. All this intensity can lead to a bond stronger than a neutron star, so if you're ready to boldly go where no emotion has gone before, this could be a transformative and tantalizing transit that brings you and your partner into a whole new universe of closeness. So, strap in, hold on, and remember to keep it light years away from boring! This is one cosmic journey you won't want to miss. Safe travels, starfarers!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 15 Sag 00' 22", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 369627741km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars in Sagittarius: The Cosmic Roadtrip

Alright space cadets, buckle up! Mars, our fiery red planet and the celestial embodiment of drive and ambition, just hitched a ride with Sagittarius, the zodiac's resident trailblazer. This cosmic combo is less 'stroll in the park' and more 'Indiana Jones on a caffeine rush'. Sagittarius doesn't do boundaries, and Mars? Well, let's just say restraint isn't its strong suit. Translation: Your horizons are about to get a whole lot broader, folks!

Think of it this way - Mars in Sagittarius is like that friend who drags you out of bed at 3am for a surprise road trip. You know the one, the friend who sees a 'No Trespassing' sign as merely a suggestion and thinks GPS is for amateurs. Yeah, that friend. In other words, things are about to get interesting.

Sure, we might not be as focused on the present moment with Mars in Sagittarius - but hey, who's got time for that when there's a whole universe to explore? Just remember, even the bravest adventurers need to come up for air sometimes. Resist the temptation to go full throttle all the time, or you'll end up like Icarus - a little too close to the sun.

Speaking of sun, Mars in Sagittarius is a great excuse for a tan... I mean, a quest for knowledge. This is a prime opportunity to soak up all sorts of wisdom, from learning about different cultures to understanding why your cat gives you that judgmental look (hint: it's because they're a cat).

And who says you need to hop on a plane for an adventure? Sure, Mars in Sagittarius might spark a craving for exotic locales, but you can just as easily quench your thirst for knowledge by diving into a new book or taking a leap of faith on a new online course. Remember folks, the true journey is in the mind... or something profound like that.

In conclusion, whether you're planning a literal or metaphorical journey, Mars in Sagittarius is your cosmic green light to go forth and explore. So, dust off that backpack, oil up that brain gear and let's hit the road, fellow stargazers!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 00' 51", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 637020561km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Yoda Style Horoscope: Jupiter in Taurus

Hmm, larger than life, Jupiter is, eh? And Taurus, the stubborn ox we all know and love. Together they are, hmm, a force to be reckoned with. You might say, "Big things come in small packages," but, friends, Jupiter in Taurus is more like "Giant wisdom comes in bull-sized packages."

Now, Yoda knows about the inner force, and so should you. Like a retrograde Jupiter, the answers you seek aren't lightyears away, they're within you. Not in some galaxy far, far away. No, no. Closer they are. In your own personal Dagobah system. Just push through the space dust and cosmic noise, and awaken the sleeping wisdom within, you must!

Look at you, getting ready to launch your dreams into the cosmos! With Jupiter's mojo and Taurus' tenacity, your to-do list is more like a hyperspace route to success. Remember, patience you must have, my young Padawan. Trust the process and reach for the stars, you will!

Prosperous times, these could be. Jupiter, the lucky star, meets Taurus, the cosmic cash cow. Sounds like the powerball of planetary alignments, doesn't it? But hold on to your lightsabers, folks. Don't let the wookie win. This isn't a time to gamble away your galactic credits. Instead, look for growth opportunities in your financial Death Star.

Taurus, that pleasure-seeking rascal, may tempt you to indulge. With Jupiter, the cosmic enabler, in tow, temptation is strong, it is. But remember, my friends, needs and wants, different they are. To your impulses, patient and careful you must be. May the force of self-restraint be with you during this transit.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 56' 04", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1503880828km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

When Saturn Plays Marco Polo with Pisces

Look out, folks! Saturn, the solar system's resident taskmaster, has decided to take a cosmic excursion into the dreamy world of Pisces. I know what you're thinking, "what is this, a celestial cross-over episode?" Well, yes, actually. It's like if Sheldon from 'The Big Bang Theory' suddenly showed up in 'Stranger Things'. It's going to be a hoot!

What does this mean for you? Well, Saturn, known as the Lord of the Rings (not the one with the hobbits, mind you), is all about discipline, structure, and hard work. And Pisces? They're the dreamers, the artists, the ones who forgot they were baking cookies because they got caught up in their latest masterpiece. So, imagine Saturn - in his tweed suit and thick-rimmed glasses - trying to bring some order to Pisces' paint-splattered chaos. It's like asking a cat to herd kittens.

But don't panic! This might feel like your dad just crashed your slumber party, but it's actually a great opportunity. This is the time to give structure to your dreams. Always wanted to start a business selling handmade soaps shaped like aliens? Now's the time to write a business plan and research where to get eco-friendly glitter. Dreamt of writing a novel about a love affair between two stars (literally, celestial bodies)? Start outlining chapters!

Of course, it's not all sunshine and rainbows - or should I say, starlight and nebulas? Saturn's presence might feel intrusive, like a nosy neighbour poking around your daydreams. But remember, he's just here to help you tidy up a bit. Like a cosmic Marie Kondo, he's asking if these dreams spark joy. If they do, it's time to give them a place in your life.

With all these changes, you might find yourself losing sleep. But hey, who needs sleep when we've got the universe sending us cosmic energy to make our dreams come true, right? Okay, okay, I'm kidding. We all need sleep. So, meditate, breathe, take long walks and make sure you're getting enough rest. Just don't forget to keep a dream journal handy - you never know when Saturn's strict tutoring will inspire the next great idea.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 50' 43", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2810153838km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Hey there stargazers! I hope you've got your nerd glasses on and your hippie vibes flowing, because our buddy Uranus has decided to crash at Taurus' place for a while. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Oh no, not another retrograde!" But hold onto your beakers, this one's going to be a cosmic rollercoaster. Now, if Taurus was a dude, he'd be that comfy, old cardigan you love wearing on chilly nights. He likes his routine, his stability, and his cup of hot cocoa at exactly 8 PM. Uranus, on the other hand, is that wild cousin who shows up uninvited, flips the furniture, and starts a conga line in your living room. He's all about those big, sudden changes - the very ones Taurus isn't too keen about. But guess what? The universe doesn't come with a snooze button. So buckle up buttercups, because the Uranus Express is non-stop to Changeville. You see, Taurus has a thing for money. He's like that guy in the movies who can smell a dollar bill from a mile away. So, with Uranus in town, we're likely to see some pretty radical shifts in how we deal with our moolah. We're talking revolutionary new currencies, dramatic banking changes, and potentially a game of musical chairs with the housing and stock markets. On a personal level, it's time to rethink our romance with the green stuff. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages, that ridiculously expensive avocado toast - all these things often hold us hostage. But now, Uranus is kicking down the door, armed with liberation and a wicked sense of humor. We can't dig our heels in and resist - trust me, Uranus laughs in the face of stubbornness. Instead, we need to jump on this cosmic surfboard and ride the waves of change. Because, in the end, these shifts could lead us to a more stable and satisfying financial future - and who wouldn't want that? So, in the immortal words of Number Six from Battlestar Galactica, "All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again." Uranus in Taurus is here, it's happening, and it's going to shake things up. But hey, isn't that what makes life interesting?

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 54' 38", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4466277996km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune's Piscean Pool Party

Alright folks, gather round and take off your socks, because Neptune has cannonballed into Pisces. I reckon that's about 4.5 billion kilometers away, which is a smidge too far for a pool noodle to reach. But fear not, you don't need to swim for Neptune to get all up in your personal space. This here cosmic event is like trading your regular glasses for high-powered binoculars. Suddenly, all those petty little gripes and grumbles look as pointless as a chocolate teapot.

Just imagine, Neptune’s doing the backstroke in Pisces's pool, mixing up all the emotion and spirit like a cosmic cocktail. And you know what? It's making us see that arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes isn't exactly helping humanity progress. It’s like finding your glasses after searching all day, only to realize they were on your head the whole time!

So, what does this mean for you, my starry-eyed companion? Well, this is the perfect time to find your own slice of the cosmos. Whether you dust off that old yoga mat, find solace in your grandma's tarot cards, or start a rock band entirely composed of theremins, now’s the time to dive deep into your spiritual side. And don't just keep it to yourself - share it with the world! It's like Neptune's holding a giant ‘show and tell’ and we're all invited.

Remember, we're all in this together, floating around on this big blue marble in the endless expanse of space. So, let's make the most of this Neptunian cosmic cocktail party and see where it takes us. After all, as they say in my neck of the galaxy, "In space, no one can hear you scream...over who left the lid off the toothpaste."

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 51' 55", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5341155066km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: A Cosmic Stand-Up Routine

Alright, alright, gather 'round folks, it's showtime in the cosmos! You see, we've got Pluto – the little dwarf planet that could – hanging out in the "I mean business" sign of Capricorn. Now, I don't know about you, but when I think about a tiny icy rock with a heart-shaped glacier chilling (literally) with the celestial embodiment of ambition, well, it sounds like the start of a very peculiar joke... or an epic sci-fi movie.

Now, Pluto and Capricorn, they're an interesting pair - kind of like peanut butter and sriracha, both powerful in their own right, but together? Let's just say, they pack a punch. Pluto, the lord of the underworld, brings up all those things we'd rather keep buried. And Capricorn, the mountain goat, is all about climbing to the top, no matter what. When these two get together, it's like a cosmic spring cleaning of our deepest, darkest corners.

But here's the kicker - as we're tossing out old habits and thought patterns, Pluto and Capricorn aren't exactly the most empathetic duo. It's like they're on a mission, and if you're not on board, well, you might just find yourself on the wrong side of an intergalactic dust pan. So, be wary of becoming too rigid in your views, folks. Remember, a wise man once said, "The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine." That man was a scientist, by the way, not a hippie. Although, I'm pretty sure there's a tie-dyed T-shirt with that quote somewhere.

So, as Pluto orbits in the realm of Capricorn, be mindful. Embrace the destruction of old patterns, but don't forget to create something new and beautiful in their place. And remember, just like the universe, we're all a little strange - so let's be strange together. Peace out, stargazers!

The Sun

Sun Square Neptune

Confusion, uncertainty, and delusions of grandeur characterize this transit. Be alert for deception. Avoid becoming the martyr today just because your self-confidence may be low. Don't buy into every sob story that comes your way and don't play the "poor, poor pitiful me" game. Be careful with contracts. In general, be prepared for any kind of possible misunderstanding.Those people born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Neptune often struggle with a desire to be something special or to experience something more than the ordinary. They are day-dreamers and idealists. It is easy for these people to trust others, even (and perhaps especially) people who might seem from the outside looking in as unsavory types. They are looking to identify with something beyond what is normally expected of people.Most have in common a childhood that didn’t help the natives direct or define their lives. Perhaps the early family life was lacking in supervision or clearly defined rules. A father figure may have been absent or distant and ineffective. Many people with these aspects have a glorified image of their fathers. Whether the image is very positive or very negative (or if it swings between these extremes), the image is not very clear or rational. Whatever the case may be, these people struggle with defining who they are. They might gravitate towards the “wrong people”, or get in with the “wrong crowd” in an attempt to define who they are. They might be susceptible to being taken advantage of by others, especially by men or authority figures. They can be easily led astray by peculiar desires or self-destructive habits. In order to add a greater-than-ordinary dimension of experience to their lives that helps them to feel special and important, they might be attracted to Neptune-ruled behaviors, such as secret affairs, drugs, or other escapist behaviors. In some way, these people feel a strong urge to glamorize their role in the world. In extreme cases, the natives are completely deluded. However, in most cases, there is simply some confusion about the past (such as remembering childhood experiences in ways that are far removed from reality), and a tendency to daydream about being someone more “important” than they assume they are. They may struggle with early conditioning that made them feel tossed aside or neglected in some way, and certainly not directed and supported.These people are very sensitive, especially with regards to any real or imagined blows to their ego. If the natal chart shows a strong sense of reality and a robust mind (Mercury and Saturn well-placed, for example), the negative interpretations of this aspect are less extreme. Still, the natives are likely to recognize at some point in their lives that they have a tendency to engage in escapist and self-destructive fantasies and/or habits. It is useful to be able to connect these behaviors with their probable source, which is likely to be a weakly-defined ego and identity in childhood.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Anjelica Huston, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner, Cameron Diaz; Oppositions – Sheena Easton.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.