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The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 19 Sag 56' 42", and is 147304052km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Sagittarius

The Moon is at 10 Sag 47' 34", and is 378057km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Sagittarius

Greetings, fellow terrestrial life forms! If you're reading this, congratulations! You've successfully made another rotation around the sun without being sucked into a black hole or spontaneously combusting. Now, let's get down to some serious astrological business, shall we? Our celestial night-light, that glowing piece of Swiss cheese in the sky, the Moon, has currently hitched a ride with Sagittarius. Now, don't panic! Your GPS hasn't gone haywire and no, this does not mean you need to start shooting arrows at the night sky (unless you're into that sort of thing). What it does mean is this: Sagittarius, the cosmic Archer, has always been the zodiac's resident philosopher, freedom-seeker, and truth-teller. With the Moon currently shacked up in his celestial abode, we're all getting a dose of that Sagittarian energy, whether we want it or not. Remember how far away the Moon is? A whopping 378294.706343920km. That's about 234,867 miles for those of you who haven't embraced the metric system. Do you know how many cheese pizzas that is? Neither do I, but it's probably a lot. In any case, what matters isn't the distance, but the connection! You see, the Moon in Sagittarius is like a cosmic espresso shot—a jolt of optimism, adventure, and wide-eyed wonder. It's an invitation to explore new ideas, visit unknown places (even if it's just the weird health food store around the corner), and embrace the joy of learning. So, dear Earthlings, strap on your moon boots, grab your philosophical bow and arrow, and get ready to engage warp speed towards enlightenment. Or just eat a ridiculous amount of cheese pizza. Either way, it promises to be a wild ride!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 08 Cap 23' 49", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 124375773km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Alright folks, hold onto your crystals, because Mercury is doing its boardroom boogie in pragmatic Capricorn. And let me tell you, Mercury in Capricorn is like the Steve Jobs of cosmic events - it's all about efficiency, success, and turtleneck sweaters. During this transit, you might find yourself suddenly able to filter out the unnecessary mental fluff. It's as if Capricorn has handed you a cosmic sieve, and only the golden nuggets of brilliant ideas are making it through. All those thoughts whizzing around in your noggin? Well, they're about to get a serious Marie Kondo makeover. If your ideas aren't serving you, thank them for their service and send them packing. Now, this energy is great for forming solid, actionable plans. Your ideas are like puzzle pieces, and Mercury in Capricorn gives you the patience and focus to put them together. But be warned, my celestial comrades, there's a danger here too. Capricorn is a bit of a hierarchy junkie, so conversations can easily turn into power plays. You might think your idea is the best thing since sliced bread, but remember, no one wants to break bread with a dictator. So, while Mercury is doing its Capricorn cha-cha, keep your communication clear, your ideas organized, and your ego in check. If you can do that, you'll be zipping towards your goals faster than a Tesla in space.

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 08 Sco 50' 50", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 157473809km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Venus in Scorpio: The Intense Love Affair of the Cosmos

Alright, cosmic cadets, strap on your celestial seatbelts and prepare for emotional G-forces! Our gal pal Venus, the social butterfly of the cosmos, has decided to saunter her way into Scorpio's den. Now, I can hear you wondering, "What does that mean for us, oh enlightened one?" Well, ever heard of a little thing called love? No, not the fluffy rom-com kind. We're talking deep, passionate, might-have-to-change-your-Facebook-status-to-'It’s-Complicated' type of love.

Venus in Scorpio is the cosmic equivalent of diving headfirst into a pool filled with dark chocolate - it's intense, it's delicious, and you're probably going to get a bit messy. You'll find yourself craving those heart-to-heart convos usually reserved for 2 AM after a tub of ice cream. Frivolous flings? Psh, those are for Venus in Gemini days. Now, it's all about soul-bearing connections and love confessions worthy of a Shakespearean drama.

Now, prepare for a reality check harder than that physics exam you 'forgot' to study for. Venus and Scorpio together are like that brutally honest friend that tells you when you have spinach stuck in your teeth. It's uncomfortable, but necessary. Those tiny issues you've been avoiding in your relationships? They're about to go from ant-sized to Godzilla-sized real quick. And don't even get me started on money matters. This isn't a good time to 'accidentally' forget your wallet on a date. Financial transparency is key during this transit.

Okay, I know I'm making Venus in Scorpio sound like a cosmic horror movie. But trust me, if you can navigate through the emotional minefield, the rewards are enormous. It's like surviving a marathon only to be rewarded with a lifetime supply of your favorite snack. This intensity can lead to bonds so strong they'd make super glue jealous. So, buckle up, buttercups. It's going to be a bumpy, yet thrilling ride!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 12 Sag 49' 24", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 370748922km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Well, well, well, folks, buckle up in your spaceship, we've got Mars in Sagittarius! Talk about a cosmic event that's brighter than my neon green lava lamp. And it's 370764662.072066188km away, which, let me tell ya, is a prime example of social distancing. Now, Sagittarius, our friendly neighborhood Archer, is all about seeing past the usual humdrum and getting a taste of the limitless cosmos. And Mars just can't resist that adventurous allure. It's like a moth to a flame, if the moth was a celestial body and the flame was a star sign. When Mars snuggles up with Sagittarius, it's like someone turned the optimism dial up to 11. You'll start seeing opportunities where you used to see dead ends, and you'll leap over obstacles as if you've been practicing parkour in zero gravity. But be warned, this planetary mix can make us a bit too eager – like a kid in a candy shop with a credit card. Remember folks, moderation is key; we don't want to end up with a cosmic bellyache. Mars in Sagittarius is all about soaking up life in all its glory. So, open up yourself to new experiences. Learn about different cultures, philosophies, and maybe even try that weird fusion food you were too scared to taste. Now, I know what you're thinking – this sounds like a perfect excuse for a vacation. And you're not wrong! However, Mars in Sagittarius isn't about lounging on a beach sipping on a margarita. It's about expanding your horizons, pushing your boundaries, and understanding that there's more to life than your daily grind. And hey, if you can't jet off to some exotic locale, don't fret. You can always satisfy your wanderlust by diving into a good book, learning a new skill, or trying out that new international cuisine restaurant down the block. So folks, embrace this period of Mars in Sagittarius. Let it fuel your drive to learn, explore, and grow. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this cosmic dance. Peace out, space cadets!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 11' 31", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 631821454km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

When Jupiter Puts on the Taurus Hat

Oh, dear stargazers! Our big boy Jupiter has decided to bunk up with Taurus, the cosmic bull. If you're wondering why your wallet suddenly feels heavier and your desire to indulge in that fancy vegan chocolate triple fudge sundae is irresistible, blame it all on this planetary sleepover.

Jupiter, the Santa Claus of our solar system, bestows wisdom, growth, and apparently, an insatiable appetite for the finer things in life. And Taurus, the ever-patient Ferdinand, is all about the Benjamins and that laid-back, take-it-easy vibe. When these two get together, it's like a cosmic Coachella where the only rule is "chillax and prosper".

But wait, there's a twist in our interstellar tale. Jupiter is in retrograde, essentially moonwalking across the sky. The big J seems to be saying, "Hey folks, it's time to take a step back and reassess." It's like the universe's way of forcing us to spring clean our lives, goals, and yes, even our checkbooks. So, while Jupiter's playing landlord in the house of Taurus, it's a prime time to dust off those dreams tucked away in your cerebral attic and give them a good spit-polish.

Remember, though, Taurus is a bit of a hedonist. This sign can't say no to a good party, or a second helping of grandma's vegan lasagna. So while Jupiter's busy expanding every aspect of our lives, we might find ourselves expanding sideways too if we're not careful. Harness the Taurean energy to indulge in the slow and steady race towards success, not the buffet table.

So brace yourselves, space cadets. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to take a long, hard look at your life, ask the tough questions, and maybe splurge a bit on a fancy coffee maker. After all, what's life without a little whimsy and well-brewed caffeine?

May the cosmic force be with you!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 44' 22", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1496871708km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Dad's Cleaning Spree

Alright fellow earthlings, brace yourselves! Saturn, the professor of the cosmos, just RSVP'd 'Yes' to Pisces' dreamy pool party and boy, are things going to get interesting! For those of you who just said "Saturn in what-now?", let me break it down. Saturn is like your strict, but wise old uncle who's always got a lesson to teach you, and right about now, he's taken his chalkboard and pointers 1496789864.226453066km away into the ethereal world of Pisces. And you can bet your lucky stars he's in prograde, which in non-astro-babble means he's moving forward, ready to stir up your life!

This cosmic combo is like a mental spring cleaning. You know all those dreams you've been hoarding in the attic of your mind? Well, get ready to dust them off and put them to work! This is the perfect time to start planning that novel or setting up that business you always fantasized about. But beware, Saturn comes with no sugar coating. He's going to question your dreams, poke holes in your plans, and might even step on a few toes. The key? Don't shut him out. His advice might taste like bitter medicine, but it's just what you need for a healthy dose of progress.

And don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning at night. With Pisces in the mix, the dream realm is going to be a little crowded. But all this brain buzz is a good thing! It's an invitation to slow down, take some deep breaths, and listen to the quiet wisdom of your own mind. So, grab a pen, keep a dream journal handy (a napkin could work if you're in a pinch) and get ready to jot down some midnight epiphanies!

Remember guys, Saturn in Pisces might be a tad challenging, but it's also an incredibly potent time for growth. So, buckle up, invite the cosmic professor into your dream world and let's get this celestial seminar started!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 56' 45", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2806121230km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! It's your interstellar informant here to bring you the lowdown on Uranus in Taurus, a cosmic combo that's about as harmonious as mixing orange juice with toothpaste. Uranus, our rebellious celestial cousin, is doing its best impression of a teenager in its retrograde phase, stubbornly going against the flow. Taurus, meanwhile, would like nothing more than a quiet evening at home, binge-watching documentaries about ancient civilizations while munching on the same brand of chips it’s been eating since 1998. This is like trying to convince your grandma to switch from her beloved rotary phone to a smartphone, folks. But, alas, change is the name of Uranus' game, and Taurus will have to unclench its hooves and learn a new dance step or two. The status quo might be as comforting as a well-worn pair of slippers, but sometimes we need to trade them in for a dazzling pair of disco boots! Now, Taurus has a PhD in Finance, so with Uranus crashing this bull market, we're likely to see some wild Wall Street rodeos. Think new-age cryptocurrencies popping up like mushrooms after rain, banks evolving faster than a Pokemon on steroids, and housing markets doing the cha-cha slide. On a personal level, Uranus is inviting (read: pushing) us to redefine our relationship with money. Are we slaves to the almighty dollar, or are we ready to break free from the golden handcuffs? This period is all about shaking off the shackles of debt, taxes, and that soul-crushing mortgage. It may feel like you're being asked to do quantum physics whilst juggling flaming torches, but trust me, Uranus is here to liberate us. So buckle up, space cadets! This ride might be bumpy and there'll be no in-flight snacks or safety demonstrations. But remember, even amidst cosmic chaos, we can find our way to a more stable and sustainable future. After all, the universe works in mysterious ways, and sometimes it just needs a good shake-up to align us with our true path. And hey, as I always say, "When life gives you cosmic lemons, make interstellar lemonade!"

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 52", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4458505692km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Ahoy cosmic voyagers! Now, don't drop your sonic screwdriver, but Neptune has sauntered into Pisces and it's making quite the splash! You see, Neptune is a whopping 4,458,437,478.367815018km away from us. That's like going to the grocery store, but instead of turning right at the frozen pizzas, you keep going straight for about a billion years. Give or take a few eons. Now, Neptune is currently in prograde, which is fancy astrologer talk for "moving forward". Like that one time I accidentally set the TARDIS in reverse...never again. But let's get to the meat of the space sandwich here. When Neptune, the planet of dreams and imagination, takes a swim in the deep sea of Pisces, it's like giving a fish a bicycle. No wait, wrong analogy... It's like giving a fish a super-charged jetpack! Suddenly, the fish sees the world (or ocean, in this case) in a whole new light. Petty squabbles over who has the sparkliest scales seem ridiculously unimportant. The value of every fish swimming together, making the ocean a better place, becomes as clear as the glass in a fishbowl. This cosmic alignment is like an interstellar nudge, urging each of us to dive deep into our own personal and emotional Mariana Trenches. We all have unique gifts, just waiting to be discovered. Maybe you're a fantastic underwater basket weaver. Or perhaps your calling is to communicate with dolphins. Whatever it is, now's the perfect time to find it and share it with the universe. And if you feel like decking out your home with crystals, incense, and a shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, go for it! Neptune in Pisces is all about connecting with the sacred, however you define it. Remember, my fellow stargazers, this celestial event doesn't happen every day. So grab your telescope, your curiosity, and maybe a jammy dodger or two, and set off on this intergalactic adventure! Neptune in Pisces is here, ready to support us as we navigate the cosmic seas. Allons-y!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 47' 02", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5336160149km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Well, howdy there, star gazers! Gather round the cosmic campfire, 'cause we gotta talk about our friend Pluto, currently vacationing in Capricorn. Now, this ain't just a random jaunt - it's like one of those fancy 'work trips' your boss always seems to be taking. You know, the ones that involve more mojitos than meetings. See, both Pluto and Capricorn are all about that climb to the top, that relentless quest for success, power, and "Hey Ma, look at me now!" They're like the overachieving siblings of the galaxy, always making you feel like you haven't done enough with your life while they're off inventing new stars or something. But here's the thing: while they're busy being all "I'm on top of the world", they can sometimes forget to play nice with others. They can get so focused on their goals that they forget to stop and smell the extraterrestrial roses, or listen to other folks' ideas. So, if you've been feeling a touch intolerant of anyone who doesn't see things your way, well, you can blame it on Pluto in Capricorn. Not that it'll help much when your partner's giving you the silent treatment. Now, Pluto's not just about the hustle. It's also about cleaning house – in a volcanic, burn-it-all-down kind of way. It wants us to kick to the curb any old habits or patterns that aren't serving us anymore. So, if you've been holding onto that toxic ex, or that job you hate, or that weird moldy cheese in the back of your fridge, now's the time to let 'em go. Just remember, though, destruction ain't always bad. Sometimes, you gotta tear down the old to make way for the new. Just...maybe don't start with the load-bearing walls, okay? So, buckle up, buttercups! With Pluto in Capricorn, it's gonna be a wild ride. But hey, at least it'll never be boring. And remember, as we journey through the cosmos, make sure to pack some snacks. Space travel always makes me peckish.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Venus

The pursuit of light pleasure gives happiness today. Spend time with friends in harmonious conversation. Go see a museum or go to an art gallery. Activities involving music are favored. Artistic stimulation of the mind is the keynote today.You are polite, choosing your words with care and love so as not to offend anyone. Your tactfulness stems from a distaste for disharmony and conflict. You are not always direct and honest as a result of this desire to please, appease, and keep the peace. You are able to understand others and make a great conversationalist. You aim for fairness in your dealings with others. You have a true appreciation for the arts, and strive to achieve balance and harmony in your social relationships, your writing and speech, and your personal environment. You might do business in the areas of art, design, relationships, counseling, or beauty.Some Famous People with Mercury Sextile Venus: Walt Disney, Sylvia Plath, George Sand, Alison Moyet, Peter O’Toole, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Jerry Lewis.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.

Venus

Venus Opposite Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.