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The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 18 Sag 55' 41", and is 147321237km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 27 Sco 18' 17", and is 382647km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Ahoy celestial voyagers! Cast off those mundane worries, and let's set sail on the cosmic sea! The current location of our trusty, pockmarked friend, the Moon, resides in the ever-mysterious realm of Scorpio. Now, don't go running for your bug spray just yet! This isn't about creepy crawlies, unless you count the odd alien life form beyond our galaxy. Instead, this celestial journey is about deep transformations and powerful emotions, baby! Our Moon, the disco ball of the night sky, is a whopping 382,911.299412194 km away, give or take a few kilometers. (Don't worry, I've calculated for the curvature of spacetime and the effect of the latest Star Wars movies on the space-time continuum). It's kind of like trying to text someone from across the universe using a soup can and some string. But worry not, my star-crossed friends, the cosmic connection is strong, and the message is clear! As our Moon traipses through the Scorpion’s constellation, it's like a particularly intense episode of Blake's 7, where Servalan's scheming reaches new heights. Expect the unexpected, unmask those hidden truths and tap into that inner rebel. After all, as we learned from Servalan, being a little bit bad can sometimes be oh-so-good. Remember, Scorpio is the astrological James Bond – it's all about delving into the mysteries, the secrets, the things that make you go "hmm" and "aha!" So, channel your inner detective, grab your spyglass, and get ready for some cosmic revelations! But hang on to your telescopes, because in the next 24 hours our Moon will sashay into the expansive territory of Sagittarius. This shift is akin to swapping a cryptic crossword for a planet-hopping adventure novel. Change is coming, and it's bringing a cosmic cocktail of optimism, excitement, and a dash of wanderlust. So, dive deep into your emotions, unravel those mysteries, then prepare for a galactic road trip! As always, remember to enjoy the journey as much as the destination. After all, we're all just stardust hitchhiking through the cosmos!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 08 Cap 08' 33", moving at 0.33 degrees per day, and is 127908541km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Hey there, cosmic comrades! I've got some interstellar intel that's hotter than a supernova and cooler than Pluto (which, by the way, is still a planet in my heart). Mercury, our solar system's resident speedster, is kicking it in Capricorn's turf. Now, this isn't just a casual visit to one of those hipster artisanal coffee shops on the celestial high street. Oh no, this is more like Mercury's decided to bring his laptop, order the largest latte known to mankind, and buckle down for some serious cosmic business. Now, Capricorn isn’t just your regular Joe Goat. He’s the zodiac’s CEO, always suited up, powered by ambition, and with a steadfast gaze locked onto the summit of Success Mountain. With Mercury hanging out here, we’re all going to get a dose of that goal-oriented gusto. Expect a mental clarity akin to the Hubble Telescope on a good day, helping you focus on the really juicy ideas in your galaxy of thoughts. Imagine your mind like a cosmic jigsaw puzzle. With Mercury in Capricorn, you're suddenly seeing where all those nebulous pieces fit together. Once you've got the big picture, you're ready to launch like SpaceX and turn those stellar ideas into reality. But, my star-studded friends, there's a bit of a cosmic caveat to this transit. We're all going to feel like we're orbiting the center of the universe, thinking our ideas are the Big Bang. And Capricorn, well, he's all about that pecking order. So, conversations might start to feel a little more like negotiations with a Martian warlord than a friendly chat over a cup of cosmic coffee. Remember, even if you feel like you've discovered the Theory of Everything, you've got to let others have their space-time too. So, to sum it all up, Mercury in Capricorn is a bit like having Stephen Hawking's brain, Elon Musk's ambition, and Spock's logic, just watch out for that Darth Vader 'my-way-or-the-galaxy-gets-it' attitude. Keep it cool, space cadets, and happy cosmic cruising!

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 07 Sco 39' 29", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 156454033km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Oh Dear, Venus in Scorpio

Well dear friends, Venus, the celestial embodiment of love, has taken a detour and found itself in Scorpio, the zodiac sign known for its passionate intensity. Imagine this: You're the sweet, sociable Venus and you've just stumbled into a Star Wars cantina filled with scorpions. Sounds like an interesting vacation, doesn't it? Now, before you start panicking faster than a protocol droid who's lost his translator, let me explain what this might mean for you.

This cosmic combo is akin to deciding that your love life needs a touch of Darth Vader-level drama. We're talking high-stakes, heart-pounding, "I am your father" kind of stuff. But instead of lightsabers, we're dueling with emotions. Our usual friendly flings might start to feel about as exciting as a chess match with Chewbacca, while deeper connections suddenly seem as intriguing as the contents of Yoda's swampy soup pot.

And let's not forget that the Scorpio sign has a bit of a reputation for, shall we say, 'obsessive' tendencies. It's like getting the Death Star's tractor beam locked onto your heart. Trying to resist? Well, you might find it as difficult as convincing a wookie to shave.

But here's where it gets really interesting. Venus in Scorpio might turn our relationship shadows into glaring neon signs. Got a hidden R2-D2-sized issue in your partnership? Expect it to start beeping, whistling, and generally demanding attention. It's going to be harder to ignore than a Sith Lord at a Jedi picnic.

Money matters may also come to the fore, with spending habits scrutinized as closely as the plans for a Death Star. It's a prime time for reevaluating your financial investments – or figuring out if you need to smuggle some extra credits on the side.

Yes, Venus in Scorpio can feel heavier than Jabba the Hutt after a buffet. But, like successfully navigating the Kessel Run, it can also lead to profound closeness and understanding. So buckle up, and may the Force be with you on this passionate astrological adventure. Who knows? You might find it more thrilling than a hyperdrive jump through space!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 12 Sag 05' 50", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 371111900km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars In Sagittarius - The Martian Road Trip

Put on your space helmets, star gazers! Our red neighbor Mars has hitched a ride with Sagittarius the Archer and boy, are we in for a cosmic joy ride. Imagine the Archer as an intergalactic Uber driver, only instead of asking "Do you mind if I play my music?" he's blasting the Beatles' 'Across the Universe' on repeat while Mars is in the backseat, taking selfies and posting #MarsInSagittarius.

Now, Sagittarius is that friend who doesn't just bring a six-pack to the party, they bring the whole brewery. With Mars tagging along, life suddenly becomes a 4D movie and we're all wearing those goofy glasses. But remember, this isn't a Spielberg flick, it's more like a Monty Python sketch - full of unexpected twists and turns, all viewed with an overlay of optimism.

What's the catch? Well, you might find yourself so focused on what's next, you forget to tie your shoelaces. While Mars is too busy Snapchatting with Jupiter, we tend to overstep boundaries and ignore the concept of moderation. Just remember, even Star Trek had a Prime Directive.

Mars in Sagittarius is all about embracing your inner Dora the Explorer. It's not just about the destination but the journey. The truth is out there, and no, I'm not just quoting X-Files. We need to expand our minds, seek knowledge, and realize there’s no one-size-fits-all approach to life. The universe is our buffet, and it's time to sample everything on offer.

Thinking of planning a trip? Now is the time to pack your bags! But remember, we're not talking about lounging on the beach with a margarita. We're talking about cultural immersion, mind-expanding experiences, and maybe even a little time travel (through books, not DeLoreans). And if you can't physically travel? No worries! Just channel your inner Sheldon Cooper, crack open a few books or enroll in an online course. Embrace this cosmic journey, and remember, there's always something new to discover!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 15' 27", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 630151868km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: Time to Get Your Geek On!

What do you get when you mix the biggest planet in our solar system, Jupiter, with the stubborn and practical Taurus? A cosmic cocktail that could have you feeling like you're trying to solve a Rubik's cube while riding a unicycle. Quite the mental workout! But worry not, my star-studded friends, this is an opportunity to tap into your inner Yoda, because remember, the Force is always with us.

Ever had a dream or a long-term goal that's been collecting dust like those Star Trek figurines in your attic? Well, now's the time to dig them up. Jupiter in Taurus is like having your favorite superhero by your side, helping you to cross off the tasks on your to-do list. It's like eating spinach for Popeye or getting a software update for R2-D2. You'll feel energized, focused, and ready to conquer your goals one warp speed at a time.

Now let's talk about money, honey. When Jupiter, the celestial tycoon of good luck, meets Taurus, the zodiac's own Warren Buffett, we've got a recipe for success. Think of it as playing Monopoly with real money or finding a golden ticket in your Wonka bar. This transit is like the cosmic version of Bitcoin - a chance to check your financial standings and find opportunities for growth. Just be sure to keep an eye on your impulses, we don't want a repeat of the great comic book splurge of '09, do we?

But here's the catch. Taurus loves indulgence like a Trekkie loves Star Trek conventions. So when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, it's like a kid in a candy store. It's our responsibility to remember that just because we want another slice of pizza, it doesn't mean we need it. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So let's use this transit to tap into our inner wisdom and not just our inner cookie monster.

So strap on your moon boots, grab your lightsaber, and get ready to boldly go where no one has gone before. Jupiter in Taurus is your chance to make real progress and maybe even find your own personal Death Star to conquer. May the force be with you!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 40' 39", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1494508474km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Beam Me Up, Saturn!

Alright, fellow star-seekers, put on your space boots and get ready to teleport because Saturn is now taking a nice, long dip in the cosmic ocean of Pisces. I mean, who wouldn't want to be 1.49 billion kilometers away (or as I like to say, just a hop, skip, and a wormhole away) from all this earthly chaos? And yes, before you ask, Saturn is currently doing its groovy prograde dance!

Saturn in Pisces is like your very own celestial life coach, ready to take your dreams to the next level. You know, like that childhood fantasy of becoming an interstellar explorer or the dream of opening your own vegan, gluten-free, zero-gravity bakery. Now's the time to channel your inner Vulcan and use logic to make these dreams happen. Write a business plan, make a budget, maybe even consider applying for a loan from the Bank of Betazoid.

But, warning: Saturn in Pisces isn't all stardust and moonbeams. It's like having Spock as your roommate - always questioning your illogical human behaviors and dreams. And while you might feel like shouting, "Get out of my quarters, Saturn!" remember, Spock was often right. So, swallow your pride and listen to what this planetary 'dad' has to say.

Now, with Saturn dipping its rings in Pisces, the realm of sleep and dreams, you might find yourself more restless than a Tribble in a Klingon cruiser. It's a great time to practice some interstellar peacekeeping: meditate, take a cosmic walk through a nebula, or simply breathe like you've just discovered a new source of oxygen. And when sleep comes calling, don't resist. Get a good night's rest and keep a dream journal by your side, because even in dreams, Saturn's wisdom is as clear as a starship's viewscreen.

So, fellow space cadets, let's embrace this Saturn in Pisces transit. It might be a bit like taking a ride with the Borg - challenging, a little scary, but ultimately enlightening. Remember: Resistance is futile!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 58' 50", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2804857713km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Alright, star gazers and cosmic cowboys, buckle up! Uranus - the cosmic rebel with a cause - has taken up residence in Taurus, the zodiac's steady Eddie. And let me tell you, this is like inviting a quantum physicist to a Renaissance fair. Picture a clash of cloaks versus lab coats, turkey legs versus test tubes, or lutes versus lasers. You get the idea. It’s going to be an interesting ride! Taurus, as most of you know, likes to keep things grounded. Like, so grounded that they’re practically subterranean. But here comes Uranus, renowned for its “surprise party” approach to life, crashing into the bull’s china shop, and let's just say, it's not just the porcelain that's getting a shake-up. Just think of Uranus in Taurus as a cosmic audit of our financial systems. Yep, we're talking about good ole’ cash, coinage, dough, moolah. Expect to see some revolutionary changes in the way we handle and deal with money. We're talking new currencies, potentially dramatic banking changes, and a definite roller-coaster ride for the housing and stock markets. I suggest buckling up, wearing a helmet, and maybe even investing in some cosmic insurance. On a more personal level, you're going to find Uranus playing the role of a kooky financial advisor. This rebellious planet is encouraging us to break free from the shackles of traditional money matters. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – Uranus is here to give these financial vampires a run for their money (pun totally intended). So, what's the takeaway from all this cosmic commotion? Well, it's time to change our relationship with money and materialism. Resistance is futile, my friends. Uranus is here to liberate us, like a nerdy superhero with a calculator. And remember, the changes we make during this period could lead us to a new level of financial stability and be very long-lasting. So let's embrace this cosmic shake-up with open arms and wallets. After all, change is the only constant in the universe, and right now, that change just happens to be counted in dollars and cents.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 41", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4455921701km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune's Piscean Pool Party

Alright, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, it's time to bust out those spiritual swimming trunks and dive into the deep end. Neptune, that big blue beauty, is floating in the pool of the Pisces. That's right, we have a Piscean pool party going on and everyone's invited! Just remember, no running on the pool deck. It's slippery, and nobody wants an existential crisis.

Neptune in Pisces is like having your third eye fitted with high-definition goggles. Suddenly, you're seeing the world in IMAX 3D, with the sound on Dolby Atmos. Petty differences? Pfft, they're about as significant as a single misplaced Lego piece in a universe-sized Lego set. We're talking unity, folks! And not the kind where everyone just wears the same color t-shirt. True, deep-down unity that makes us realize we're all stardust dancing on the cosmic ballroom floor.

This is the moment to dig deep into your spiritual toolbox. What gems can you unearth? Maybe you've got a knack for knitting cosmic sweaters or perhaps you're the Beethoven of celestial sonatas. Whatever it is, it's time to dust them off and use them to contribute to our collective progress. It's like a cosmic potluck and you're bringing your special dish to share!

Feeling a magnetic pull towards a new spiritual path? That’s Neptune whispering in your ear. Want to build an altar out of recycled soda cans and fairy lights? Go for it! Neptune's supportive energy is like a friendly cheerleader, pom-poms and all, cheering you on from the sidelines as you embark on your spiritual adventure.

So get ready folks, it's time to make a splash in this Piscean pool party. Just remember to keep your third eye goggles on and enjoy the cosmic swim. After all, Neptune's only 4,455,853,574.090814590km away. That's almost a stone's throw, right?

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 45' 27", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5334425341km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: 5,334,386,420.866024971 kilometres from Chill

Alright stargazers, here's the 4-1-1. Our little friend Pluto (no, not the Disney dog) and its current vacation spot, Capricorn, are singing the same tune right now. And trust me, it's not a catchy pop song, more like an intense workout jam!

Both Pluto and Capricorn have swapped their yoga pants for power suits, laser-focused on success. They're the kind of duo that would turn up at a hippie commune with a detailed business plan and a PowerPoint presentation. Compassion for differing viewpoints? Pfft, who's got time for that when there are mountains to climb (literally, in Capricorn's case).

Now, don't get all flustered. We're not suggesting you become a corporate robot. Nope - Pluto, the celestial Marie Kondo, wants us to declutter our lives of negativity. This is your chance to say ‘Thank you, next’ to those bad vibes that no longer spark joy. Just remember, this is a delicate process. It's not about throwing everything out in a fit of rage, but rather carefully deciding what you want to keep, and what needs to be jettisoned into the cosmic trash.

So, grab a mug of cosmic coffee, put on your power suit (or your favorite tie-dye t-shirt… we won't judge), and get ready to make some major life edits. Remember, it's all about balance - even the universe needs a good spring clean every now and then!

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Venus

The pursuit of light pleasure gives happiness today. Spend time with friends in harmonious conversation. Go see a museum or go to an art gallery. Activities involving music are favored. Artistic stimulation of the mind is the keynote today.You are polite, choosing your words with care and love so as not to offend anyone. Your tactfulness stems from a distaste for disharmony and conflict. You are not always direct and honest as a result of this desire to please, appease, and keep the peace. You are able to understand others and make a great conversationalist. You aim for fairness in your dealings with others. You have a true appreciation for the arts, and strive to achieve balance and harmony in your social relationships, your writing and speech, and your personal environment. You might do business in the areas of art, design, relationships, counseling, or beauty.Some Famous People with Mercury Sextile Venus: Walt Disney, Sylvia Plath, George Sand, Alison Moyet, Peter O’Toole, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Jerry Lewis.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.

Venus

Venus Opposite Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.