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The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 17 Sag 54' 42", and is 147338923km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon is at 14 Sco 11' 22", and is 387545km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Greetings, celestial voyagers! The Moon has sauntered into Scorpio, and it's about as subtle as a rhino in a china shop. So, brace yourselves! It's not just in Scorpio, but a whopping 387,814.858934703 kilometers away. Yep, you heard it right - precisely that far! Because, hey, when you're an astrologer who's also a science nerd, you give the exact distance, not rounded figures! Now, for those of you wondering what this means for your horoscope, let's put it in Judge Dredd terms: 'I am the moon!' Well, not literally. But, with the moon in Scorpio, you might feel a bit more intense, a bit more...Dredd-full! It's like you just drank five espressos, read a book on quantum physics, and now you're contemplating the meaning of life. You're diving deep into the ocean of your emotions, ready to face any sea monsters lurking there. And, trust me, they are there. We all have our inner krakens. But fear not, cosmic warriors! This isn't a time to cower under the bedsheets. Oh no! Like Judge Dredd facing the crime-ridden streets of Mega-City One, you're equipped with the armor of introspection, the weapon of wisdom, and the helmet of... well, headiness. Remember, the Moon in Scorpio isn't here to make life a grim, dystopian future. It's here to encourage you to face your fears, embrace your passions, and become the best darn version of yourself you can be. Just like our dear Judge Dredd, be fearless, be brave, and no matter how deeply you delve into your psyche - remember to come up for air. And hey, if all else fails, just remember - it's only for a few days. The Moon's just visiting Scorpio, after all. It's not taking up permanent residence. Until next time, keep your telescopes polished and your crystals charged. Stay groovy, space cadets!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 07 Cap 44' 22", moving at 0.47 degrees per day, and is 131493827km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Greetings, my astrologically attuned friends! Prepare to buckle up your brain cells because Mercury, that speedy little planet of communication and thought, is currently on a business trip in Capricorn, the CEO of the zodiacal boardroom. You see, when Mercury gets entangled in Capricorn's pragmatic goat horns, it's like turning your mind into a cosmic version of a Google Calendar...or perhaps more accurately, a Starfleet-approved PADD! Capricorn, ever the goal-oriented mountain climber, imbues our thoughts with a laser-like focus so intense, you could probably use it to pop popcorn! (But please, don't try that at home.) It's like suddenly, the mental fog lifts, and the pathway to achieving our goals becomes as clear as a Vulcan's logic. What's more, this planetary pairing makes us darn good communicators. And by that, I mean we become straight to the point, no-nonsense talkers, cutting through misunderstandings like a lightsaber through butter. (Wrong franchise, I know, but who can resist a good Star Wars reference?) Now, the fascinating part is how our thoughts start behaving like a 3D puzzle. You know, those ones that make you question your sanity and the meaning of existence? Well, during Mercury in Capricorn, all those jumbled ideas suddenly start slotting together in a way that actually makes sense! It's like finally decoding the Prime Directive, and boy, does it feel good. But let's not neglect the fine print, my friends. Capricorn has a bit of an obsession with hierarchies, and this can creep into our conversations, making them a tad more controlling than constructive. So while we're busy believing we're the next Captain Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard, let's remember that even the best captains listen to their crew. So, in conclusion: while Mercury is doing the cosmic tango with Capricorn, let's embrace the clarity, communication, and puzzle-solving prowess it brings. But let's not forget to listen, collaborate and occasionally, let someone else take the captain's chair. Because as we all know, there's no "I" in "team," but there is one in "alien invasion." Stay sharp, stay kind, and live long and prosper!

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 06 Sco 28' 14", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 155430430km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Admiral's Log: Venus in Scorpio Edition

By the twelve colonies, Venus has blasted its way into Scorpio! For those of you not fluent in geek-speak, let me translate. This means that our little cosmic cheerleader of love and relationships has decided to buddy up with the universe's version of the brooding, leather-jacket-wearing, motorcycle-riding bad boy. So, hold onto your FTL drives, folks, it's about to get interesting.

Venus in Scorpio is like a Cylon infiltrating the fleet – it’s all about digging deep and discovering the hidden truths. Those pesky doubts you've been airlocking from your mind? Well, they're back, banging on the hatch like a hungry Raider. It's time to face them, find the truth, and see if they can withstand the nuclear light of day.

And let's not forget about the power struggles and cubit concerns that are about to surface like a Basestar on DRADIS. How you spend those shiny little coins is about to become as important as maintaining Viper fuel levels in the midst of a Cylon attack. This might be the perfect time to consider some serious financial maneuvers, whether that involves making smarter budget decisions or simply finding a new pyramid scheme (I meant investment, of course).

Yes, Venus in Scorpio could rival a stay in the brig for sheer intensity, but remember: intense experiences forge stronger bonds. If you can weather this cosmic storm, you might just find your relationship jumping to new, uncharted sectors of intimacy and understanding. So, strap in, keep an eye on the DRADIS, and enjoy the ride. And hey, if nothing else, it's a good excuse to spend more time in the bunk. Frak yeah!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 11 Sag 22' 20", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 371469410km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars In Sagittarius: The Galactic Roadtrip

Alright star children, buckle up! Your cosmic GPS has just announced, "You are on the fastest route to Sagittarius and your destination is Mars." Just imagine, Mars is a mere 371484679.367597878km away. That's like taking a cross-galactic road trip... in a hyper-speed spaceship, of course. And good news for all the celestial speedsters out there - Mars is currently prograde, so no worrying about planetary speed bumps!

Now, let me paint you a Martian-Sagittarian picture. Picture this: Mars donning an archer’s hat, armed with a quiver full of 'can-do' arrows, and riding on a horse called Optimism. Sounds thrilling, doesn't it? As Mars jogs along the Sagittarius highway, we all get to hitch a ride on this journey towards endless possibilities. Everything suddenly sparkles a tad brighter, and the word 'impossible' starts fading from our dictionaries.

With Mars in Sagittarius, your vision isn't just a daydream anymore. It's a full-blown reality show in HD. Sure, we might be a bit too engrossed in the 'coming soon' trailer and lose focus on the present episode. But hey, who can blame us when the future looks this promising?

But remember, folks, even the cosmos advises against reckless driving. This galactic journey is high on adrenaline and risks, and it's easy to forget the speed limit. So, moderate your cosmic throttle and remember – the journey is as important as the destination.

Mars in Sagittarius is like a universal buffet, and it wants to taste everything – people, places, feelings, knowledge, beliefs. It's a cosmic quest for truth, and the only admission ticket is openness. Enroll in the university of life – study different cultures, philosophies, and beliefs. The more you expand your mind, the closer you get to understanding the cosmic script of your life.

Lastly, and most importantly, grab your space suit because it’s time to embark on a journey! But remember, this isn't your regular beach vacation. This is about exploring the cosmic unknown, about enriching experiences that expand our minds and hearts. So dive into that book you've been procrastinating, sign up for that pottery class, or hang out with the new

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 19' 35", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 628515162km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: When the Cosmic Bull Meets the Galactic Gas Giant

Alright, folks, strap on your Neil Armstrong-approved moon boots and grab your telescopes because it's time for a celestial hoedown! Jupiter, our favorite overgrown cosmic bowling ball, has decided to take a vacation in Taurus – the astrological equivalent of a stubborn but lovable grandpa who refuses to throw out his prized stamp collection.

This is like inviting a physics professor to a pottery class - it's a strange mix, but you'd be surprised at the results! Jupiter, the Santa Claus of the cosmos, known for its wisdom and deep thoughts, is teaming up with Taurus, the 'zen master' of the zodiac. Taurus is here to remind us that we don't need to go on a spiritual goose chase for wisdom – it's right inside us, probably chilling next to that song lyric you can't get out of your head.

Now, when Jupiter, the planet with more gas than your Uncle Lester at Thanksgiving, is in Taurus, it's like getting a free VIP pass to your dreams. You'll find yourself creating to-do lists with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and ticking off goals like a dedicated birdwatcher. Trust me, by the end of this transit, you'll have accomplished more than a caffeinated squirrel on a mission.

And let's not forget about the money, honey! Jupiter in Taurus is like finding a winning lottery ticket in your old pair of jeans. It's raining fortunes, and Taurus, our cosmic wealth manager, is ready with open arms (and a very large umbrella). It's a prime time to review your financial status and see if there's room for a bit of growth (or a new yacht).

But remember, folks, Taurus has a sweet tooth for indulgence. When the expansive Jupiter gets into this sign, we may start to confuse our needs with our wants. You might want a diamond-encrusted hoverboard, but do you need it? (The answer should be no unless you're planning intergalactic travels.) So, let's try not to splurge all our newfound fortune on a lifetime supply of chocolate-covered pretzels, okay?

Jupiter in Taurus is a transitory phase of growth, prosperity, and a few hilarious cosmic hiccups. So buckle up, space cadets

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 37' 01", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1492132972km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...Saturn Swam into Pisces...

Now listen here young Padawans, we've got a cosmic situation on our hands that's more twisted than a Wookiee's hair on a humid day. Saturn, the grandmaster of discipline and order (think of it as the Darth Vader of planets), has decided to take a galactic vacation in the dreamy realm of Pisces (which is more like the planet Endor, full of Ewoks and huggable creatures).

This unusual celestial pairing is like R2-D2 trying to communicate with a Porg - it might seem confusing at first, but there's a message in there somewhere. If you're feeling a sudden urge to write the next great intergalactic opera, or open up a Tatooine-style cantina, now's the time to turn those dreams into reality! After all, if a farm boy from Tatooine can become a Jedi Knight, you too can achieve your dreams.

But let's be real, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a blast at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Saturn might start questioning your dreams, like a nosy protocol droid. But instead of pulling an Anakin and getting all grumpy about it, try to see it as wisdom from Yoda. This planetary Obi-Wan is just trying to help you clean up your mental Death Star, so you can focus on what truly matters.

With all this cosmic commotion, you might feel more restless than Han Solo in carbonite. But don't pull a Leia and rush headfirst into trouble. Take a cue from the Jedi and practice some mindfulness. Meditate like Qui-Gon, take a peaceful walk like Luke on Dagobah, or even take a nap like a snoozing Ewok (just make sure to keep a dream journal nearby!). Remember, it's not just about fighting the Dark Side, it's also about nurturing the Force within you.

So, there you have it folks. Saturn in Pisces may be as puzzling as a game of Dejarik, but with patience and wisdom, you'll navigate this cosmic course like an ace pilot. May the Force be with you!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 00' 56", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2803635298km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Alright, my celestial comrades, sit tight because it's time to talk about everyone's extraterrestrial family member who never got the memo about personal boundaries - yes, I'm talking about Uncle Uranus! This cosmic rebel has decided to crash the party in dependable and routine-loving Taurus' backyard. It's like Spock wearing a flower crown and trying to lead a peace-and-love commune. Imagine the Vulcan eyebrow raise on that one! Taurus, our favorite space cow, loves routine, stability, and a good old-fashioned savings account. But Uranus? He’s the mad scientist of the zodiac, always ready to throw in a plot twist just for the heck of it. Now, he’s shaking up your piggy bank and possibly inventing a whole new currency that might involve trading in alien DNA or quantum entanglements. Who knows with this guy? So, what does this mean for you? Well, it’s like being teleported into a parallel universe where everything you've known about financial stability is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Your relationship with money and material possessions might have you feeling like you're stuck in a malfunctioning holodeck. But fear not, my galactic voyagers! As much as it feels like a Tribble invasion, this period is actually here to help you break free from the shackles of fiscal frustration. You see, Uranus may be a bit of a cosmic joker, but his goal is liberation. He wants to shake you out of your comfort zone so that you can discover new ways of achieving stability and security. So, buckle up, set phasers to 'innovate' and remember: resistance is futile. These changes are coming whether we're ready or not. But, as any Starfleet captain will tell you, it’s these unexpected adventures that lead us to new frontiers and, ultimately, a better place. Beam me up, Uranus!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 32", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4453342524km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Well, grab your telescopes and your tie-dye t-shirts, folks, because Neptune has decided to crash in Pisces' pad! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Dude, Neptune is like, 4,453,274,535.08 (give or take a few decimal points) kilometers away, what does it matter?" Well, my scientifically savvy companion, let me tell you. Just as the moon influences the tides, Neptune, being in Pisces, is like a cosmic DJ spinning a new groovy tune for all of us. It's a fascinating blend of Pisces' emotional jam session with Neptune’s interstellar vibes of unity. And what do we get? A clear vision into our own contradictions, like realizing you've been arguing with yourself over whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. It's like suddenly realizing that it doesn't matter if the chicken or the egg came first, what matters is that they're both part of an awesome breakfast. And just like that, our path to unity becomes as bright as a supernova. Neptune in Pisces is like getting an invitation to a super exclusive, ultra-hippie peace rally, where instead of protest signs, we're all carrying our unique talents and dreams. It's time to dive deep into our emotional intelligence, discover our gifts, and consider how we can contribute to our collective progress. This is also the perfect excuse to finally enroll in that crystal healing course you've been eyeing on Groupon or to set up a mini altar at home to connect with the cosmos. This time is all about exploring what feels most sacred to you. But remember, it's not enough to just bask in this new age enlightenment, Neptune in Pisces is nudging us to share these ideas with the world. So, let's get out there and spread the cosmic love! So, turn on, tune in, and nerd out with Neptune in Pisces, my friends. Embrace the contradiction of being a scientifically-minded hippie, the universe has got your back!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 43' 52", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5332656488km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto's Capricornian Shenanigans

Alright, my star-crossed comrades, grab your safety goggles and lab coats because we're about to delve into the cosmic chemistry of Pluto in Capricorn. And let me tell you, it's like a high school science experiment gone wild! So, fasten your seatbelts, prepare for lift-off, and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream... about the trials and tribulations of your astrological forecast.

First, let's do a quick refresher on our planetary pals: Pluto and Capricorn. These two are like the power-couple of the cosmos, always pushing for success and constantly focused on their goals. If they were a band, they'd definitely be called "The Intense Intentionals" or "Focused Fury". They're so goal-oriented, they could probably make a black hole reconsider its life choices. But beware, their single-minded determination can often result in a total disregard for other viewpoints. So, if you find yourself suddenly intolerant of your friend's belief that pineapple belongs on pizza, you now know whom to blame.

Here's where it gets fun though: Pluto, that cheeky celestial body, is all about transformation. It's like the Marie Kondo of planets, urging us to discard what no longer sparks joy... or at least, what no longer serves us. But remember, this isn't a Netflix show, and Pluto's methods involve a bit more... shall we say, 'constructive destruction'. So, as you embark on your intergalactic spring cleaning, remember to be deliberate with your choices. After all, you don't want to accidentally jettison something essential, like your sense of humor or your favorite tie-dye shirt.

In conclusion, while Pluto is doing the cha-cha in Capricorn, keep your eyes on your goals, open your mind to different perspectives and embrace the changes coming your way. And remember, even if you feel like you're 5332616818.607561111km away from where you want to be, every journey starts with a small step... or in this case, a giant leap for mankind.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Venus

The pursuit of light pleasure gives happiness today. Spend time with friends in harmonious conversation. Go see a museum or go to an art gallery. Activities involving music are favored. Artistic stimulation of the mind is the keynote today.You are polite, choosing your words with care and love so as not to offend anyone. Your tactfulness stems from a distaste for disharmony and conflict. You are not always direct and honest as a result of this desire to please, appease, and keep the peace. You are able to understand others and make a great conversationalist. You aim for fairness in your dealings with others. You have a true appreciation for the arts, and strive to achieve balance and harmony in your social relationships, your writing and speech, and your personal environment. You might do business in the areas of art, design, relationships, counseling, or beauty.Some Famous People with Mercury Sextile Venus: Walt Disney, Sylvia Plath, George Sand, Alison Moyet, Peter O’Toole, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Jerry Lewis.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.

Venus

Venus Opposite Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.