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4 December, 2023
Solar activity was low. The largest flare was a C4.0 at 03/0806 UTC from Region 3494 (S17, L=332) located just beyond the SW limb. Region 3500 (S18W71, Dkc/beta-gamma) continued to decay over the period. New spots emerged in the SE and were numbered 3510 (S15E22, Cri/beta) and 3511 (S23E23, Bxo/beta). No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind speed increased from approximately 415 km/s to near 530 km/s, likely the beginning of a negative polarity CH HSS. Total field ranged from 1-9 nT while the Bz component was between +8/-5 nT. Phi angle was variable until 03/0823 UTC when it switched into a negative solar sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 01 degrees, 13' 60", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. It is 405391.72 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 11 Sag 49' 10", and is 147456886km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 01 Vir 13' 60", and is 404132km away and receding.
Moon Is In Virgo
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Moon shimmying its celestial self into Virgo! At a casual distance of 404,092.886225598km (give or take a few thousand kilometers, we're not splitting hairs here), it seems our lunar friend is feeling the Earthly pull of the Virgin. Now, for those who might not know, the Moon in Virgo is like a cosmic organizational consultant. It's all about decluttering, getting your ducks in a row, and maybe alphabetizing your spice rack while you're at it. It's Marie Kondo meets Albert Einstein, and it's here to bring order to your chaos! So, my dear star gazers, if you've been putting off cleaning out that garage, or your sock drawer resembles the aftermath of a wormhole explosion, this could be the kick in the pants you need. The universe is basically telling you, "Hey, your mess is so visible, it's practically astronomical!" Just remember, Virgo isn't just about cleanliness and organization. It's also about health and wellness. So, while you're busy reorganizing your comic book collection by issue number, don't forget to toss in a salad or two. Try to resist the gravitational pull towards that leftover pizza. Trust me, your stomach will thank you later. And lastly, keep in mind that Virgo is the sign of service too. So, if you've been thinking about offering your tech skills to help your grandma set up her new smartphone, or volunteering at the local animal shelter, now's the time to do it! But don't let the seriousness of Virgo overwhelm you. Remember, the universe doesn't expect perfection - just progress. And if all else fails, blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. It's the space scapegoat we all need sometimes. That's all for now, fellow space nerds. Stay stellar and remember: In the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this wacky space-time continuum.
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 02 Cap 58' 28", moving at 1.04 degrees per day, and is 152689711km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Well, strap on your rocket boots, space cadets, because Mercury has clocked into Capricorn - and it's all business, no monkey business, I assure you. Picture this: Mercury, the celestial embodiment of communication and thought, donning a spiffy suit and sensible shoes, sipping black coffee over morning spreadsheets. If planets had LinkedIn profiles, Mercury in Capricorn would have endorsements for 'Efficiency' and 'Goal-Oriented Planning'. During this cosmic shindig, our thinking caps receive a Capricornian upgrade. They're now fine-tuned machines, sieving through the confetti storm of thoughts in our heads to pick out the ones that scream 'Eureka!'. It's like having a personal assistant who's part-Bill Gates, part-Sherlock Holmes. And here's the kicker: it's not just about ideation, but also about execution. You know how we've been playing Tetris with our ideas, trying to fit them into some coherent shape? Well, now they're going to start fitting together like pieces in a jigsaw puzzle. Once complete, we can take that puzzle, slap it on a blueprint, and turn it into reality. But it's not all rosy skies and zero-gravity tea parties. With Capricorn's awareness of hierarchies, tongues might sharpen quicker than a lightsaber. Conversations might start feeling more like competitive debates rather than constructive dialogues. It's like everyone suddenly thinks they’re the Sheldon Cooper of their field, forgetting that even the best ideas need teamwork to transform into reality. So, remember: while Mercury is doing the corporate cha-cha in Capricorn, it's okay to be ambitious and efficient. Just don't forget to pack your humility along with your lunchbox. And remember, the universe doesn't have a 'boss' - it's a cooperative, not a corporation. So, play nice, and may the cosmic forces be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 29 Lib 23' 15", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 149210990km away and receding.Venus Is In Libra
Venus Is In Libra: A Nerdy Astrologer's Guide
Alright folks, buckle up! Venus, our favorite cosmic lovebug, has just waltzed into the elegant ballroom of Libra. Now, before you start imagining a literal planet in a tuxedo (although that would be astronomically amazing), let me break it down for you.
Venus, being the diva of love and beauty, joining forces with Libra, the poster-child for balance and relationships, is like the Big Bang of cosmic matchmaking. It's the equivalent of you having your own personal Cupid for a while. Only instead of a baby with wings, you get a planet about 149,161,531.84 kilometers away... but who's counting, right?
While Venus is canoodling with Libra, we're all about peace, love, and understanding. It's less "Game of Thrones" drama and more "Pride and Prejudice" elegance. If your relationship usually feels like a punk rock concert, expect it to morph into a smooth jazz brunch. And if you're one of those people who thrive on conflict? Sorry, but your usual soap opera is on hiatus.
During this time, love isn't a tug of war; it's more of a synchronized swimming routine. We're talking equal effort, equal passion, and equal amounts of chocolate. If your relationship has been feeling more like a seesaw than a merry-go-round, this is the perfect time for a tune-up. Imagine Venus in Libra as your own cosmic relationship counselor, only without the hourly rates.
And let's not forget Venus and Libra's shared passion for aesthetics. This isn't just about love, folks. It's also about surrounding ourselves with beauty, inside and out. Consider this your green light to splurge on that new outfit or redecorate your living room. Just remember to keep it balanced - we don't want to end up on an episode of "Hoarders".
So, in a nutshell: Venus in Libra is your cosmic excuse to love fully, live harmoniously, and maybe buy that fancy lamp you've been eyeing. Take advantage of this celestial serenade while you can, and remember: the universe has got your back... and your heart.
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 07 Sag 02' 20", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 373497774km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars In Sagittarius
Grab your cosmic passport, folks! Mars, the fiery ball of hot-headed ambition, has decided to go backpacking through Sagittarius. This 'Lord of War' is swapping his battle helmet for a pair of hiking boots and a telescope. Why, you ask? Well, because Sagittarius is the astrological equivalent of an all-you-can-eat buffet of adventure and possibilities!
Now, what does this interstellar holiday mean for us? It's like we're all getting a taste of astronaut ice cream. Sure, it's not the same as the real deal, but boy, is it exciting and different! When Mars waltzes through Sagittarius, even the most mundane of tasks start to shimmer with potential. Suddenly, the world doesn't seem like a giant rock hurtling through space, but a treasure map filled with mysteries just waiting to be solved.
Here's the catch though, my celestial chums - Mars in Sagittarius can give you a severe case of "next-itis". You know, that condition where you're so obsessed with what's next on your agenda that you forget to live in the 'now'? Yeah, that one! So, remember to take a breather every now and then.
Also, be warned, with Mars in this sign, we may develop a knack for going from zero to light-speed in 0.3 seconds. We're talking impulsive decisions, leaps of faith, and daring risks. Just remember, moderation is key. Even the universe follows the principle of balance.
During this phase, Mars in Sagittarius encourages us to become cosmic tourists. It's all about expanding our horizons, literally and metaphorically! Embrace the spirit of exploration. Go on a knowledge quest. Crack open that dusty old book, sign up for the pottery class you've been putting off, or try to learn a new language. Who knows? You might end up discovering a new passion!
And if you're bitten by the travel bug, now's the time to scratch that itch! But remember, this isn't about lounging on a beach. It's about journeys that expand your mind and soul. And if hopping on a plane isn't on the cards, don't fret. Exploring different cultures, philosophies, and ideas can be just as exciting as venturing to new places.
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Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 48' 11", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 619420898km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy of Epic Proportions
Well, isn’t this a space-time continuum twist? Jupiter, our cosmic big shot, has parked its planetary posterior in Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of the dude who always clears the buffet at a party. Yes, folks, Jupiter is retrograde, but don’t go thinking it’s started moonwalking like Michael Jackson across the cosmos. It simply means it's taking a breather, sparking a celestial slow-motion replay worthy of an Oscar.
Jupiter, renowned as the planetary professor, is all about mind-expanding wisdom and philosophical musings. Taurus, on the other hand, prefers lounging on the cosmic couch with a good Netflix series and some top-notch snacks. When these two join forces, it's like a cosmic TED Talk meets a chill weekend binge-watch session. It's time to transcend the mundane and tap into the wisdom that's been hibernating within us, like a Netflix algorithm waiting to suggest your next binge.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it’s like having a motivational speaker with a bullhorn in your ear, pushing you towards your dreams. It's all about making to-do lists that rival Santa’s naughty and nice list, and checking off tasks like you're playing cosmic bingo. Trust the process, and remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was the Death Star.
Now, let's talk moolah. Jupiter is the Bill Gates of planets, the sign of good fortune, while Taurus is the Warren Buffett, symbolizing wealth and abundance. So, when these two team up, you might just find your piggy bank feeling a bit heavier. But beware, Taurus's love for high-end creature comforts can turn this cosmic bounty into a shopping spree on the Starship Enterprise's holodeck. Stay grounded and remember, not every impulse needs to be followed - unless it’s the impulse drive of the Millennium Falcon, of course.
So sit back, grab a cosmic cocktail, and enjoy the show as Jupiter in Taurus brings a comedy of cosmic proportions right into your life. And remember, in the grand theater of the universe, you’re the star!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 17' 08", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1477661428km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
All right, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! Strap in your seatbelts and prepare for a cosmic voyage because Saturn, the no-nonsense taskmaster of the cosmos, has decided to take a plunge into the deep, mystical waters of Pisces, our resident daydreamer. And let me tell you, this is as exciting as when Captain Kirk first met Spock! Saturn in Pisces! What a spectacle! It's like inviting Sheldon Cooper to a Woodstock concert - you're not quite sure what's going to happen, but you know it's going to be fascinating. Now, Saturn, being the universal dad and all, is all about rules, discipline, and structure. He's a stickler for detail and loves nothing more than a well-organized spreadsheet. On the other hand, Pisces, the last sign of the zodiac, is like that whimsical art teacher you had in high school who encouraged you to "paint with your feelings." So, when these two unique energies collide, it's like watching Gandalf trying to navigate modern-day New York – chaotic at first, but eventually, magic happens. Saturn in Pisces is not just about a clash of personalities - it's an opportunity to take those elusive dreams and make them a reality. I mean, who hasn't fantasized about opening their own organic smoothie bar or writing the next bestseller - 'The Quantum Physics of Love'? But before you start celebrating, let me remind you that Saturn in Pisces is not a walk in the park or a frolic through the Elysium fields. Saturn, being the strict father figure, might just question your dreams, poke holes in your plans, and generally, rain on your parade. But fret not! This is not him being mean; it's just his way of making sure you've thought things through. Remember, even Yoda was tough on Luke Skywalker! During this time, you might feel like a tribble in a Klingon ship – restless, anxious, and misunderstood. So, take a leaf out of the Vulcan book and masters your emotions. Meditate, commune with nature, breathe deeply, and yes, sleep! Dreams are Pisces' realm, so keep a dream journal handy. Go to bed early, let your mind wander, and who knows, the solution to warp drive might just come to you in a dream! Remember, Saturn in Pisces is all about merging dreams with reality. It's about taking that vision board and turning it into an action plan
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 14' 06", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2797185288km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cosmic Change
Well, folks, it's finally happened. The Universe's resident rebel, Uranus, has moved into Taurus, the cosmic homebody. It's like Doctor Who moved into Bilbo Baggins' house, and let me tell you, the Time Lord doesn't do "quiet and cozy."
Taurus, bless its steady heart, loves the comfort zone. But Uranus? It's got a PhD in shaking things up. So brace yourselves, folks: the TARDIS is about to land smack-dab in the middle of the Shire.
And what’s the pet project of our dear Taurus? Money, of course! With Uranus in the mix, expect some wild roller coaster rides on Wall Street. Imagine Bitcoin and the stock market having a baby, and you've got the gist. We might as well prepare for alien currency, folks.
But here's the personal twist: Uranus in Taurus is all about freeing us from the shackles of financial worry. Debt, taxes, credit card interest - they're about as welcome as a Dalek at a peace rally. Uranus is here to say, "Exterminate!" to these financial foes. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. It's like Marie Kondo meets Carl Sagan - if it doesn't spark joy and help us understand the cosmos, out it goes!
Resisting these changes would be like trying to argue with a black hole - futile and likely to leave you feeling rather stretched. As the saying goes, the cosmos bends towards justice, and in this case, financial freedom. So let's buckle up, embrace the change, and look forward to a future where our finances are as stable as a neutron star (without the intense gravity, of course).
In the end, we just might find that these cosmic shake-ups have brought us to a much better place. Like they say in Gallifreyan, "Change is the very essence of the Universe." Or was it "Bow ties are cool?" Either way, the message is the same: Embrace change, my friends. It's the only constant in the Universe.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 23", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4438014755km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up, space cadets, as we dive into the cosmic soup of the universe! Our dear old friend Neptune, gracefully waltzing in the dreamy constellation of Pisces, is currently doing the moonwalk - yes, it's retrograde. While this might not mean much to your daily commute, unless you're riding a rocket, it's got some pretty groovy implications! Neptune in Pisces, with its 4,437,948,048.415739059km distance from Earth (precise enough for ya, nerds?), is like getting a 3D, high-definition, technicolor vision in a world that was previously black and white. It's like suddenly realizing that your favorite pizza topping isn't pepperoni, it's unity! This cosmic ballet tells us to let go of our petty squabbles about who left the cap off the toothpaste, and instead, to embrace each other. Let's hold hands, skip around, and sing Kumbaya, or whatever floats your spiritual boat. It's all about coming together, folks, like a cosmic group hug. Neptune in Pisces is like that one teacher in school who always saw your potential, even when you were busy setting off the fire alarm with a chemistry experiment gone wrong (don't ask). It's all about finding your unique offering to the world - whether that's whittling tiny sculptures from cheese, or finally perfecting your interpretive dance routine about quantum physics. Now's the time to delve deep into your spiritual side. Want to learn about ancient druidic rituals? Go for it! Fancy building an altar to the goddess of disco in your living room? Why not! Neptune in Pisces supports you in your quest for enlightenment - and just might help you convince others that yes, a crystal healing circle at the office is a great idea. So, remember my celestial amigos, Neptune's retrograde in Pisces is less about chaos and more about harmony. It's a cosmic reminder to come together, share ideas, and let your spiritual freak flag fly. And remember, if anyone questions you, just tell them, "It's written in the stars, baby!"
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 34' 51", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5321359579km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Cosmic CEO
Well, my celestial friends, it's time to pull up the ol' space socks and get down to intergalactic business because Pluto, our teeny-weeny dwarf planet pal that's chillin' a casual 5,321,315,648.545963287km away (but who's counting?), is hanging out in the boardroom of the zodiac—Capricorn.
Now, no need to panic and start drafting your resignation letter from life just yet. Sure, Pluto and Capricorn might sound like a cosmic power couple ready to take over the universe, one star at a time, and yes, they're both as goal-oriented as a caffeinated squirrel with a stash of acorns to bury before winter. But hear me out! This alliance can also bring about some pretty stellar personal growth.
During this transit, you may find yourself more focused than a laser beam in a sci-fi movie. And while that's great for productivity, remember to not let your compassion for others get lost in the asteroid dust. These two planetary pals are notorious for their "my way or the hyperspace highway" attitude, so be aware of the risk of becoming intolerant of ideas that aren't stamped with your personal seal of approval.
Now, here's where Pluto pulls a bit of a plot twist. Pluto, being the cosmic equivalent of a recycling bin, wants us to ditch our worn-out patterns faster than you'd unfriend someone for spoiling the latest episode of your favorite series. But the key word here is 'constructive'. So as you're metaphorically tossing out these old habits, make sure you're not accidentally throwing out your metaphorical grandma with the bathwater. Be deliberate in what you destroy as you create. Remember, even in destruction, there's a chance for rebirth.
So, buckle up, space cadets! It's time to harness the power of Pluto in Capricorn and become the CEOs of our own cosmic journeys. And remember, be kind, rewind... and always leave the metaphorical grandma out of your bathwater shenanigans!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
Mercury
Mercury Sextile Saturn
You have a keen eye for detail and a practical turn of mind today. Your thinking is deep, practical, organized, and deliberate. You are aware of every flaw in thought and material and your work today will be towards precision. Concentration is sharp and focused. Plans made today are well thought out and, because of this, will probably succeed.Your mind is well-disciplined when it needs to be, and you possess strong powers of organization and orderliness. You are good at detail work. You are a person who says what you mean and mean what you say, and you can be baffled by, or impatient with, those who don’t. You are very trustworthy and reliable, showing up on time for appointments due to a basic respect for others and for schedules and orderliness. You make a loyal friend. You are capable of exceptionally clear and realistic thinking. Making plans is something that comes naturally to you–you consider consequences and possible scenarios before arriving at a decision or embarking on something entirely new. You are somewhat of a doubting Thomas, and you don’t naturally jump up and down with excitement about new ideas or plans. Your conversations may at times be spare but to the point.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently. Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Edgar J. Hoover, Paul Newman, Olivia Newton-John, Pierre Trudeau; Trines – Wilem Dafoe, Sally Field, Ed McMahon, Raquel Welch, Robert Urich.Venus
Venus Trine Saturn
You may develop ideas for organizing business, financial, or personal affairs under this transit. You will feel reserved, controlled, and disciplined in any endeavor relating to relationship, beauty, art or music. This is a good time to start a new partnership, perhaps with someone older. Public relations and legal work should go smoothly.People with harmonious aspects between Venus and Saturn in their birth charts have a good sense of what is expected of them in personal relationships, and quite naturally do right by others. Cautious in love, they are careful of what they give out or promise to give, as they generally feel obligated to follow through. They don’t take connections with others lightly, and are more attracted to long-term, committed partnerships than more casual relationships. They usually don’t expect too much from others, and take relationship problems in stride, intuitively understanding that there’s always some bad with any good. It’s not easy to sweep them off their feet, they’re unlikely to lavish affection on someone unless they’re certain that person will return the favor, and they are not risk takers with their hearts. A similar attitude towards money is common as well–they are generally practical and cautious in this department.You feel a strong sense of responsibility to the ones you love, and this is so natural to you that it is second nature. Generally, you exercise caution and good judgment in your relationships with others, and you are understanding when others are in need. You pride yourself on being responsible and trustworthy, and you do whatever you can to compromise when necessary. Perhaps because of the training of your youth, you are well-disciplined and can focus your efforts quite effectively in order to achieve success. Even though you will climb your way to the top of your own ladder, you will not hesitate to offer a hand up to others you meet along the way. This quality is one of the main reasons for your success–your sensitivity to the needs of others.You are a good parent and will be a benevolent disciplinarian. You expect your children to learn to respect others and to be conscious of needs other than their own. Instead of trying to mold them into being a carbon copy of yourself, you will encourage your children to develop their own individuality.In romantic matters, you do not rush headlong into affairs of the heart. You check out each potential partner carefully, assessing their good and bad qualities. Most importantly, you require that the partnership contain mutual respect and loyalty. You feel more comfortable in a stable, long-term relationship than in a series of “casual flings.” It is so natural to you that you are responsible and concerned about the person you love that it completely surprises you when you encounter people who are not the same way, or who take relationships lightly!Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Tony Banks, Pat Boone, Pearl Buck, Agatha Christie, Bill Cosby, Sigmund Freud, Grace Princess of Monaco, Wayne Gretzky, Monty Hall, Katie Holmes. Trines – Lucille Ball, Harry Belafonte, David Bowie, Albert Camus, Drew Carey, Crystal Gayle, Arsenio Hall, Patty Hearst, Bette Midler, Arnold Palmer, Sean Penn, John Travolta.Venus
