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3 December, 2023
Solar activity was low. The largest flare of the period was a C3.1 at 02/0351 UTC from Region 3500 (S18W58, Ekc/beta-gamma). Both regions 3500 and 3509 (N10W65, Cso/beta) exhibited minor decay. The rest of the spot groups were relatively stable.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters decreased through the period as CME effects slowly waned. Total field decreased from 18 nT to 10 nT while solar wind speed decreased from 525 km/s to near 415 km/s. The Bz component was initially southward at -12 nT, but rotated north after 02/0242 UTC. Phi angle was negative.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 19 degrees, 20' 02", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. It is 404419.44 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 10 Sag 48' 20", and is 147478776km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 19 Leo 20' 02", and is 402829km away and receding.Moon Is In Leo
Well, buckle up, stargazers! Because the moon has decided to strut its stuff in Leo, and it's throwing a celestial fiesta. Now listen close, my dear cosmic companions, because this is like a game of interstellar hide and seek. You see, the moon is currently 402,722.732412352 kilometers away, give or take a few light-seconds. That's a heck of a road trip. But don't worry, you won't need your galactic GPS for this one. We're talking about your emotional journey here, not a literal space cruise. Although, wouldn't that be groovy? Now, the moon in Leo? That's a whole other level of cosmic drama. Think of it as the universe's diva, all decked out in stardust and belting out ballads of bravery and self-expression. It's about as subtle as a supernova, but hey, who doesn't love a good spectacle? But don't get too comfortable, folks. The moon is as fickle as a quantum particle, and it'll be sashaying its way into Virgo in the next 24 hours. From the roaring lion to the meticulous maiden. Talk about mood swings, am I right? You might feel these cosmic shifts stirring your own emotions. One minute, you're king or queen of your personal galaxy, the next you're obsessing over whether your socks match your aura. And that's okay! Embrace the chaos, my friends. After all, we're all just stardust surfing the cosmic waves. So, get ready to ride this lunar rollercoaster. Remember: Life doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful, and sometimes the most enlightening moments come when you least expect them – like when you realize that your morning coffee has been orbiting your desk for the past hour. Hang in there, space cadets! The universe has got your back.
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 01 Cap 53' 60", moving at 1.1 degrees per day, and is 156014105km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Alright, my stargazing nerds, gather around and brace yourselves for some interstellar tea. Mercury, that quick and sassy little planet, has decided to park its cosmic caboose in Capricorn. Now, for those of you who've been napping during Astrology 101, let me catch you up real quick. You see, Capricorn is like that overachieving kid at the front of your high school calculus class. You know, the one whose hand shot up before the teacher even finished asking the question? Yeah, that's Capricorn - all about efficiency, success, and probably color-coded spreadsheets. While Mercury's hanging out in Capricorn, we're going to be feeling a little bit like we've just gulped down an extra-large coffee with a double shot of ambition. Thoughts become clearer, communication sharpens, and our ideas go from abstract Jackson Pollock paintings to neat, IKEA-style assembly instructions. But here's the twist, my celestial enthusiasts. While Mercury in Capricorn helps us get our ducks in a row, we have to remember not to turn into duck dictators. It's easy to get caught up in the pecking order, thinking our ideas are the only ones that quack. But if we spend too much time flapping our feathers over who's top duck, we might just end up with a pond full of ruffled feathers and no progress made. So, let's use this planetary positioning to our advantage. Take those great ideas of yours, arrange them like a set of cosmic dominoes and let them fall into the perfect pattern. Just remember, it's not about who's the biggest duck in the pond, but about how all the ducks swim together. To sum it up, folks, Mercury in Capricorn is like your favorite sci-fi movie - high stakes, clever strategies, and occasionally, some minor control issues. So buckle up, get your game face on, and remember - in space, no one can hear you quack!
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 28 Lib 12' 53", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 148162009km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Venus Is In Libra, Baby!
Alright folks, listen up! It appears that our celestial disco ball, Venus, has just moonwalked her way into the balanced and oh-so-lovely sign of Libra. You know what that means? Love is not just in the air, it's practically raining down on us! It's like a romantic comedy directed by the universe itself, with Venus playing the lead role of love guru.
Now, while Venus is chilling in Libra, relationships are less 'Game of Thrones' and more 'Friends'. Libra, being the peace-loving, boat-rocking-avoidant zodiac sign it is, brings a sense of harmony to our relationships. We're all suddenly walking around like we're auditioning for 'Pride and Prejudice', sweeping issues under the rug with a charming smile. So, if you're usually a drama magnet, consider this your much-needed vacation.
Remember, during Venus in Libra, love isn't just a two-way street, it's a superhighway. The best relationships aren't 50/50, they're 100/100. Libra, being the justice warrior it is, will highlight any imbalance in your relationship faster than a cat video going viral. If you're pulling more weight in your relationship than a tractor at a country fair, trust me, it'll be as noticeable as a neon sign. But don't worry, this transit comes with an added bonus of cooperation and grace. So, roll up your sleeves and start working towards relationship equality, because this is your chance to hit the reset button.
Now, Venus and Libra aren't just about love, they're also about beauty and style. Think of them as your personal cosmic fashion gurus. When Venus is in Libra, we're all about surrounding ourselves with things that make us feel good, like we're walking on air. So go ahead, splurge a little on that new outfit or give your home a makeover. It's time to channel your inner Marie Kondo and spark some joy!
To sum it up, Venus in Libra is all about loving with your whole heart, striving for peace, and living lightly. It's like a cosmic love fest! So embrace it, enjoy it, and remember to spread the love, folks!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 06 Sag 19' 10", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 373816146km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: A Galactic Road Trip
Buckle up, stargazers! Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has decided to vacation in the realm of Sagittarius, the cosmic archer. Don't worry, this isn't going to turn into some interplanetary version of 'The Hunger Games.' Instead, prepare for a celestial adventure that's about as thrilling as a Star Wars hyperspace jump (and definitely less risky than trusting your navigation system to R2-D2).
Now, Mars is known for its gusto, and Sagittarius... well, let's just say the Archer has never seen a boundary it didn't want to leap over. So, when Mars goes frolicking through the fields of Sagittarius, we all get a taste of that limitless, 'Aim for the stars, even if you miss you'll land among the...other stars' kind of vibe. It’s like seeing the world through 3D glasses, everything seems brighter, bigger, and brimming with possibilities.
But remember, dear stargazers, with great power comes great... chances of forgetting you're not actually a Jedi. Mars in Sagittarius boosts our confidence and vision, but it can also make us impulsive, like running a marathon without any training because 'It looked easy on TV'. Just remember, ambition is good, but don’t let it make you bite off more than you can chew!
This cosmic combo is all about embracing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It's like being a detective on a cosmic CSI case, seeking answers in every corner of the universe. But beware, the truth is a slippery fellow—much like a wet bar of soap, or a lightsaber handle covered in alien slime. So, keep your mind open and ready to learn from different sources. Like Master Yoda says, 'The greatest teacher, failure is.'
And now, for the pièce de résistance! Mars in Sagittarius is all about exploration and expansion, like embarking on a Star Trek voyage, but without having to deal with Klingons. But don't worry if you can't hitch a ride on the Millennium Falcon. This journey of discovery doesn't have to be literal. You can explore new realms by diving into a book, learning a new skill, or just chatting with people from different backgrounds. It's all about stepping out of your comfort zone—
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 53' 33", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 618031690km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull and the Galactic Gaseous Giant
Alright, stargazers and cosmic voyagers, get ready for a celestial bromance that puts "The Big Bang Theory" to shame. Our friendly neighborhood gas giant Jupiter is currently vacationing in the ever-stubborn sign of Taurus - and no, he's not there just for the all-you-can-eat cosmic buffet.
Picture this: Jupiter, the big brain of the solar system, known for his philosophical musings and pursuit of wisdom, walks into a bar. Sitting there is Taurus, reliable as gravity, who never backs down from a challenge and is as steady as a neutron star. Can you feel the universe vibrating with anticipation?
What happens when these two decide to bunk together? Well, it's as if Yoda decided to impart his sage words of wisdom to a headstrong Chewbacca. The force is strong with this one, folks!
With Jupiter's drive for expansion and Taurus' tenacious character, we've got ourselves the makings of a personal growth spurt that can stretch across the cosmos. All those dreams you've been storing away in your intergalactic suitcase? Time to unpack them and start ticking them off, one by one.
But remember, Taurus is also the Gordon Ramsay of the zodiac, known for its love of luxury and gourmet indulgences. When Jupiter, the planet synonymous with 'more is more', comes to visit, we might find ourselves confusing our 'needs' for 'wants'. Just because the universe is offering free refills doesn't mean you need to overfill your cup. Remember, even black holes have limits!
So, as Jupiter goes on a retrograde road trip through Taurus, take this time to evaluate your financial galaxy. Jupiter's the lucky charm of the cosmos, and Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac. Together, they could turn your financial asteroid into a prosperous planet.
In essence, Jupiter in Taurus is a cosmic invite to tap into your inner wisdom, make practical moves towards your dreams, and remember that 'patience' is not just a virtue, but also a pretty effective strategy when navigating through the cosmic labyrinth. May the force be with you!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 14' 09", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1475219537km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Planet
Take a deep breath, my cosmic cadets, because Saturn has decided to take a little vacation in Pisces. Now, bear in mind, Saturn is roughly 1475134624.666486740km away (give or take a few millimetres), but that doesn't mean it won't have an impact on your day. You see, when the ringed-planet gate-crashes Pisces' party, things get interesting.
It's like if your slightly stern but ultimately well-meaning uncle suddenly decided to turn up at the annual family psychedelic shindig. He might not understand why everyone's hugging trees and talking to the squirrels, but he'll darn well make sure they're doing it safely. And he might even help you realise that dream of opening that artisanal nut butter shop you've been daydreaming about.
But remember, Saturn in Pisces isn't all tie-dye shirts and flower crowns. Saturn is the dad of the solar system, and he's not afraid to ask the tough questions. You want to start a business selling artisanal nut butter? Great! But have you thought about your business plan, your budget, your loan options? Saturn doesn't care if you've got a "Stay Out of My Room" sign on your door, he's going to come in with a vacuum cleaner and a list of practical questions.
Now, because Pisces rules sleep and dreams, you might find yourself a bit restless, having strange dreams about spreadsheets or waking up in a cold sweat shouting about APR rates. Don't panic! This is normal. Embrace the chaos, go for a long walk in the woods, meditate, take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!), and try to get a good night's sleep. You might even want to consider going to bed early to let your brain marinate in all that Saturnian wisdom.
So, while Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, remember: it's not about avoiding the practical questions or trying to keep things as they are. It's about embracing the change, asking the tough questions, and finding a way to make your dreams a reality. Saturn may be a stern old uncle, but he knows a thing or two about making things happen. Listen to his advice, and who knows? That artisanal
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 16' 23", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2796260791km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, howdy there, stargazers! Prepare for a cosmic rodeo, because Uranus has parked its rebellious rear in the stable of Taurus. Now, Taurus is about as keen on change as a cat is on taking a bath. But Uranus? It's got "I came to stir things up" written all over it. It's like inviting a techno DJ to a classical music concert! Taurus is at home counting pennies and investing in sock garters, but Uranus? It's planning to rock that boat more than a hyperactive toddler on a sugar high. We're talking revolutionary ways of dealing with moolah, folks. We might see new currencies cropping up faster than mushrooms after rain, banks could do the Macarena, and the housing and stock markets might play pinball with our nerves. On an individual level, Uranus in Taurus is like that hippie friend who always encourages you to quit your job and backpack across Europe. It's prompting us to break free from the financial chains we've come to accept as normal - debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages. All the fun stuff, right? Not to mention feeling like we're drowning in our material possessions. During this transit, we need to be ready to change our relationship with money and materialism. The mantra here is, "Change is good, even if it scares the pants off you." Because let's face it, Uranus is that friend who'll throw you in the pool whether you want to swim or not. But remember, while the changes may feel as comfortable as wearing a porcupine as a hat, they're here to bring us to a place of greater stability. So buckle up, buttercups! It's going to be a wild ride!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 29", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4435492138km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Fire up your starships and buckle in; we're taking a joy ride to the outer reaches of our celestial neighborhood, where Neptune, our favorite blue-green disco ball, is currently strutting its stuff in the spiritual realm of Pisces. And, yes, I said "disco ball," because who doesn't love a little cosmic boogie? Now, imagine Neptune as an interstellar DJ, spinning ethereal tunes in the cosmic nightclub that is Pisces. Its retrograde motion? Just a fancy moonwalk across the dance floor - 4435425746.583020210km away to be exact - don't worry, no Uber charges apply. Neptune's residency in Pisces is like getting a fortune cookie without the cookie. It's all about the message, baby. Suddenly, you've got these 3D glasses on, and whoa! You can see the futility of arguing over who used the last squirt of toothpaste or which way the toilet paper should hang. This transit is like your cosmic Kickstarter campaign. It's a call-to-action for each one of us to rummage through our emotional attics, dust off our unique gifts, and bring them out to play. Got ideas? Dreams? A secret recipe for vegan chocolate chip cookies that could bring about world peace? Now is the time to share! Feeling a pull towards spirituality? Good news, my friend. Neptune in Pisces is the equivalent of a celestial Groupon for spiritual exploration. Whether it's yoga, meditation, or creating a shrine for your extensive collection of Star Trek memorabilia (hey, we don't judge), go for it! So, my dear star-seekers, while Neptune does its retrograde rumba in Pisces, let's make the most of it. Dive deep into your emotions, embrace your unique gifts, and share your inner light with the world. After all, we're all in this cosmic dance party together. Stay groovy, space cadets!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 33' 25", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5319368106km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Cosmic Home Renovation
Hold onto your telescopes, stargazers! Pluto, the solar system's favorite dwarf planet (sorry, Eris), has sauntered into the constellation of Capricorn and it's about to be as intense as forgetting to carry the one in a complex equation. Who knew something 5,319,323,513.442746162 kilometers away could have such an impact, right? Oh, wait. We did.
Now, generally speaking, both Pluto and Capricorn are like that friend who has their life together - you know, the one with the color-coded planner and a dedicated yoga routine. They're all about success, power and discipline, a bit like a cosmic version of "The Apprentice", sans the dubious hairstyles.
But here's the rub - while they're busy juggling celestial responsibilities, they might just forget to consider other perspectives. It's less "live and let live" and more "my way or the intergalactic highway". So, if you're feeling a little less empathetic than usual, blame it on the Capricorn-Pluto collusion happening light years away.
But don't fret! There's a silver lining in this stellar arrangement. Pluto is like the Marie Kondo of planets. It wants us to declutter our lives, shedding negative patterns like a snake sheds its skin. Sounds great, right? Except this involves some demolition work. Imagine this like a home renovation, where you need to knock down that hideous wallpaper from the '70s to make room for a beautiful mural. Just be careful not to take out any load-bearing walls in the process!
So folks, get ready for some cosmic spring cleaning courtesy of Pluto in Capricorn. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust navigating the cosmos. So, let's navigate wisely and with a touch of humor. After all, life's too short to take even the universe too seriously!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
Mercury
Mercury Sextile Saturn
You have a keen eye for detail and a practical turn of mind today. Your thinking is deep, practical, organized, and deliberate. You are aware of every flaw in thought and material and your work today will be towards precision. Concentration is sharp and focused. Plans made today are well thought out and, because of this, will probably succeed.Your mind is well-disciplined when it needs to be, and you possess strong powers of organization and orderliness. You are good at detail work. You are a person who says what you mean and mean what you say, and you can be baffled by, or impatient with, those who don’t. You are very trustworthy and reliable, showing up on time for appointments due to a basic respect for others and for schedules and orderliness. You make a loyal friend. You are capable of exceptionally clear and realistic thinking. Making plans is something that comes naturally to you–you consider consequences and possible scenarios before arriving at a decision or embarking on something entirely new. You are somewhat of a doubting Thomas, and you don’t naturally jump up and down with excitement about new ideas or plans. Your conversations may at times be spare but to the point.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently. Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Edgar J. Hoover, Paul Newman, Olivia Newton-John, Pierre Trudeau; Trines – Wilem Dafoe, Sally Field, Ed McMahon, Raquel Welch, Robert Urich.Venus
