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1 December, 2023
Solar activity was low with background X-ray flux at C-class levels and ten visible sunspot groups present. Region 3500 (S18W30, Ekc/beta-gamma) remained moderately complex with a mixed magnetic configuration, but underwent some decay. The region only produced a few low-level C-class flares. All other regions underwent minor decay or were little changed and mainly inactive.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of ambient, background conditions of a slow regime for the vast majority of the period. Total IMF strength was primarily 4-5 nT, with early occasions of 6 nT. The Bz component underwent mainly weak deviations. Solar wind speed began the period near 400 km/s and slowly declined to near 350 km/s. The phi angle reflected a positive sector. At the very end of the summary period, a weak enhancement pushed total field to 11 nT, Bz saw a southward deflection to -11 nT, and wind speeds increased to near 460 km/s.
There is a 3% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 55% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Cancer, at 25 degrees, 01' 47", at a velocity of 12.38 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. It is 399659.83 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 08 Sag 46' 42", and is 147524711km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Can 01' 47", and is 396965km away and receding.Moon Is In Cancer
Hello, Earthlings! Your friendly neighborhood space-nerd here, ready to talk about your cosmic forecast. So buckle up your asteroid belts and let's blast off into the galaxy of astrological wisdom! The Moon, our beloved celestial night-light, is currently lounging in the constellation of Cancer. Now, don't let the crabby name frighten you. The Moon feels quite at home in Cancer, since it's actually its ruling sign. So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's not going to turn you into a crustacean, if that's what you're thinking. But you might find yourself feeling a tad more emotional, sensitive, and maybe even craving a little extra comfort food. Yes, dear friends, it's a perfect time for moonlit strolls, cozy blankets, and marathon watching your favourite sci-fi series (Did someone say Star Trek?). Now, while the Moon relishes its time in Cancer, it can't stay forever (even the universe has commitment issues). In approximately 24 hours, our lunar buddy will pack its bags and leap over to the fiery Leo. Ah, the drama! The passion! The need for attention! But let's not get ahead of ourselves, we'll deal with the lion's pride tomorrow. For now, enjoy the comforting vibes of the Cancer moon. Don't resist the urge to indulge in some self-care. Maybe start building that spaceship model you've had on your shelf? Or how about finally solving the Rubik's cube that's been taunting you from the corner? It’s a great time to nurture yourself, both body and soul. Remember, the universe is vast, but it doesn't have to be daunting. Embrace the cosmic vibes, let the stars guide you, and keep your sense of humor. After all, the Milky Way could always use more laughter! Until next time, over and out, fellow star gazers!
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 29 Sag 35' 36", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 162399485km away and approaching.Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Mercury Jumps into Sagittarius: Let's Saddle Up, Space Cowboys
Attention fellow space adventurers! Mercury, our celestial mailman, has just zipped into the wild prairies of Sagittarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care, oh nerdy astrologer?" Well, grab your lightsabers and strap on your proton packs because this transit is about as subtle as a Wookiee at a tea party!
See, Mercury is that detail-oriented friend who insists on reading every line of the Death Star's user manual, while Sagittarius is that free-spirited hippie who'd rather explore Tatooine's sand dunes than be cooped up indoors. When these two cross paths, it's like trying to teach a droid to ride a Tauntaun - entertaining, but also a little chaotic!
With the chatty Mercury in thrill-seeking Sagittarius, expect a whirlwind of enthusiastic words, confident messages, and passionate debates. It's a time for big ideas and even bigger ambitions, but remember, folks - don't let your excitement make you overlook the details. No one wants to end up like the guy who forgot to shield the Death Star's exhaust port, right?
However, be warned - in the excitement of discovering life's greatest mysteries, we might blurt out things faster than R2-D2 on a caffeine rush. Triple-check your words during this transit, or you might end up revealing your secret rebel base location to Darth Vader himself!
Sagittarius, represented by the galactic explorer, the Archer, urges us to expand our horizons. This is the perfect time to plan that trip to Naboo, enroll in Jedi training, or start that new job at the Mos Eisley Cantina. So, let's use our 'Force'-filled words wisely, stay open-minded, and embark on this epic space odyssey with Mercury in Sagittarius!
May the cosmic forces be with you all!
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 25 Lib 52' 34", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 146054062km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Well, well, smegheads! Isn't it just the cosmic equivalent of a cup of hot, steaming java? Our celestial neighbor Venus has decided to play house in Libra, and let me tell you, it's like a supernova at a science convention - absolutely electrifying! You see, when Venus, the cosmic cheerleader of love, romance, and all things mushy, decides to take a vacation in Libra, the zodiac's version of Switzerland (always neutral, always peaceful), things are bound to get interesting. It's like mixing quantum physics with interpretive dance, trust me, the results can be...unexpected. Now, I'm not saying we're all going to turn into peace-loving, flower children, but this planetary alignment does have a knack for making us crave harmony, balance, and yes, maybe even a bit of tie-dye in our lives. It's like trying to calculate the square root of -1, we know it's impossible, but we still can't help but try. So, if you're usually the type who enjoys a good quarrel, like arguing about whether Schrodinger's cat is indeed both dead and alive, then you might find yourself taking a break from the drama. This period is less about fiery passion and more about keeping the peace. It's like using a Star Trek Universal Translator on a Dalek - suddenly, "EXTERMINATE!" becomes "Let's hug it out, bro." As Venus waltzes through Libra, we're also reminded that love isn't just about splitting a pizza equally (though that does count). No, it's about giving your all, 100%, like committing to memorize Pi up to its 1000th decimal place. Relationships that are as uneven as a system of non-linear equations will stand out and may need some rebalancing. And let's not forget, both Venus and Libra are as committed to aesthetics as a cosplayer at Comic-Con. So, don't hesitate to splash out on that retro Star Wars poster or those funky lava lamps. In conclusion, gentle beings of the universe, Venus in Libra is all about loving wholeheartedly, pursuing peace, and embracing the beauty around us. It's like finding a friendly alien life form - rare, exciting, and full of potential. So, grab your telescopes, adjust your spectacles and make the most of this cosmic event! Peace out!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 04 Sag 53' 01", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 374435812km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Stellar Standup: Mars in Sagittarius
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mars sauntering into Sagittarius like it owns the place! It's like a high school reunion where the jock (Mars) meets the class president (Sagittarius) and suddenly everyone's talking about the 'good old days'. But don’t worry, no need to drag out your yearbook just yet.
Mars in Sagittarius is kind of like that eccentric aunt who shows up at family events with wild stories and new tattoos. She’s traveled the world, seen things you can’t even imagine, and has a zest for life that is contagious. And now she's in town, ready to shake things up!
With Mars in this house, we all become visionaries with jetpacks. We're less focused on what's right in front of us - like that pile of laundry that's been growing since the last lunar eclipse - because we're too busy daydreaming about what comes next. The downside? We might go a bit overboard. Like, 'let's buy a llama farm in Peru' overboard. Moderation, folks, moderation!
It’s a cosmic clearance sale, and Mars in Sagittarius wants it all! Knowledge, experiences, culture, that weird looking fruit in the international food aisle…you name it, we want it! It's a truth-seeking missile of cosmic proportions! This transit encourages us to stay open, because the answers we seek could be hiding anywhere - like Waldo, but with existential undertones.
And let me tell you something, if you've been itching to escape your living room's gravitational pull, now is the time! It's not about sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere (although that does sound nice), it's about seeking out experiences that expand our minds and hearts. Though, if you're unable to physically travel, no worries! Just remember, exploration doesn't always require a passport. Crack open a book on a new subject, take an online class, or have a chat with your neighbor from another culture. Let's boldly go where no one...er, where we haven’t gone before!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 07 Tau 04' 46", moving backwards at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 615366625km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well hey there, cosmic traveller! Buckle up because Jupiter, our favorite big, gas-filled, jovial giant of wisdom, is hanging out in the land of Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubborn, yet delightfully down-to-earth bull. It's like Yoda and a tractor had a baby, and that baby is now running amok in the cosmos. Now, this is usually where I'd say "May the force be with you," but actually, the force is already within you! Far out, right? Jupiter in Taurus is here to remind us that spirituality isn't some fancy, unobtainable orb floating around in space. Nah, it's more like that dusty old manual for life that's been kicked under your bed - always there, just often forgotten among the clutter of Netflix binges, existential dread, and those pesky bills. So what does this all mean? Well, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic caffeine shot, energizing you to create an epic to-do list and start tackling goals like a nerdy superhero. You've got Jupiter's thirst for growth and Taurus' determination urging you to trust the process, even though we all know how tempting it is to skip straight to the end of the book. No spoilers here, folks! But wait, there's more! Jupiter is also the planet of good luck, and Taurus loves the moolah. So, let's just say that this could be a prosperous time. Hello, dollar signs! It's like winning the lottery without having to buy a ticket. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. (Spider-Man said that, right?) Just be cautious, though. Taurus has a sweet tooth for indulgence, and with Jupiter expanding its influence, you might find yourself confusing wants with needs. Do you really need that fifth slice of pizza? Okay, maybe you do. But remember to exercise some self-control. I mean, who am I kidding? You've got this! Remember: the cosmos is vast, mysterious, kind of like that weird sci-fi movie you watched late last night. But as long as we have each other and a bit of humor, we'll navigate these celestial highways with grace, wisdom, and plenty of pizza.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 08' 27", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1470316227km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Extra! Extra! Read All About It: Saturn in Pisces, The Ultimate Dream Coach!
Hold onto your telescopes, space cadets, because Saturn—that big daddy of the zodiac—is making a splash in the deep Piscean waters. This cosmic event is exactly 1470230894.594222307km away, and yes, I checked my calculations twice. As Saturn goes prograde, it's time to get serious about those daydreams of yours. How serious, you ask? Well, if you’ve ever considered writing a book or opening a business, now is the time to start drafting that business plan or outline. Don't fret, you’re not on your own; you're about to get a celestial coaching from Saturn himself!
But be warned, folks. Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorns. In fact, it's more like that annoyingly nosy, but ultimately well-meaning, parent who insists on tidying up your room even though you've explicitly told them to stay out. Yes, Saturn might quite literally burst your dream bubble, but trust me, it's for your own good.
In the midst of all this, don’t be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning at night. With Saturn stirring up the dreamy waters of Pisces, your sleep might be as elusive as the solution to Schrödinger's cat paradox. Do yourself a favor, take some time to chillax—meditate, amble through the woods, practice deep breathing, or just take a nap (but keep that dream journal handy). Heck, you might even want to hit the hay a tad early to make sure your brain gets its beauty rest. Remember, the secrets of the universe won’t reveal themselves if you’re too exhausted to listen.
So, buckle up, space rangers. As we navigate through the cosmos with Saturn at the helm, let’s make sure we learn the lessons he's teaching us. After all, he’s only trying to help us chart a course to our dreams.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 20' 59", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2794543347km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, buckle up, space cadets! This isn’t your average stroll through the cosmos. We've got Uranus doing the cha-cha in Taurus, and it's about to get as wild as a Dalek at a disco! Now Taurus, bless their little stardust hearts, they're a bit like the old chap who's been sipping tea at the same café for 57 years and doesn't want to try that new-fangled matcha latte nonsense. They crave stability like a Whovian craves a new series. But guess what? The universe has other plans! Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our cosmic family, has decided to take up residence in Taurus, and it's bringing all its disruptive energy with it. Imagine this: you're sipping your morning coffee, reading the paper, when BAM! Your coffee turns into an alien goo, your newspaper starts predicting lottery numbers, and your cat sprouts wings. That's the kind of unpredictable shenanigans Uranus is known for. It’s like suddenly finding yourself inside the TARDIS when all you did was step into a Police Box. Now, Taurus has a thing for money (who doesn't, right?). So, with Uranus in town, we can expect some financial fireworks. Banks might turn into intergalactic currency exchanges, your Bitcoin could be replaced by Martiancoin, and don't even get me started on what could happen to the stock market. Let’s say it's going to be more volatile than a Weeping Angel with a caffeine addiction. On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is a great time to re-evaluate your relationship with money and possessions. Are you drowning in debt, buried under a pile of unpaid bills, or shackled by a mortgage that feels like a Cyberman upgrade? Now's the time to make some changes. You might feel like you've been thrown into a time vortex, but remember: just like the Doctor always manages to save the day, Uranus is actually here to help. So, get ready to embrace the unexpected, loosen your grip on your earthly possessions, and let Uranus be your guide on this wild cosmic ride. Remember, change is as inevitable as a Time Lord's regeneration. And who knows? You might just end up in a much better place than you started, maybe even Gallifrey.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 46", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4430481295km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright folks, buckle up your asteroid belts because Neptune has hopped on its retrograde rollercoaster in Pisces and it's a wild ride. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Great, another planet going backwards, just what I need," but hear me out! Neptune in Pisces is like that weirdly insightful hippie at a party who gives you deep life advice while juggling glow-in-the-dark hacky sacks. It's a bit confusing, but also kind of magical? It's about peeling back the layers of the cosmos and realizing that we're all just stardust wearing sneakers. We're talking about a combo of Pisces' emotional deep-diving and Neptune's all-encompassing unity. It's like a cosmic fog light helping us see past our own contradictions. Suddenly, arguing about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better seems as silly as a black hole with a mullet. The beauty of unity shines brighter than a supernova in a disco outfit. This galactic alignment is basically universe's way of asking, "What's your superpower?" We've all got something to bring to the cosmic potluck. Maybe you make a mean guacamole or have the unique ability to explain quantum physics using only sock puppets. Whatever your talent, now's the time to share it. The stars are practically screaming, "Go learn about that weird spiritual path you've been curious about!" So, if you've been itching to take up astral projection or start a coven with your cat, now's the time. And why not create a sacred space at home? Maybe an altar dedicated to Neil deGrasse Tyson or a shrine to the Hubble Telescope. Remember, the energy of Neptune in Pisces, much like a good sci-fi series, is here to support and inspire you. So go forth, explore your emotional intelligence, and let your unique light shine brighter than the Andromeda galaxy on a clear night. But, please, for the love of all things cosmic, don't try to explain it all to your skeptical aunt at the next family gathering, unless you've got a really good sock puppet show ready to go.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 30' 37", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5315297232km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Nerd's Guide to Interstellar Dynamics and Personal Growth
Say hello to Pluto, the cosmic underdog who got demoted to a dwarf planet but is still flexing its interstellar muscles! Right now, it's hanging out in Capricorn, approximately 5,315,251,354.693389893km away (but who's counting?). And guess what? It's currently in prograde, which in astro-nerd speak means it's moving 'forward' in its orbit. Fun fact, huh?
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like the Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter of the cosmos. They're both fixated on success and power, sharing a laser-like focus that makes them hyper-efficient in their tasks. However, this dynamic duo can get a bit carried away. They might occasionally forget that other people exist with valid viewpoints. So, during this transit, if you find yourself dismissing others’ ideas faster than a photon travels through a vacuum... it's a gentle cosmic nudge to check your intolerance at the door.
Now, let’s talk about Pluto's personal mission - it’s here to help us ditch our negative patterns. Of course, this involves some constructive destruction. It’s a bit like cleaning out your garage by detonating a small explosive. Boom! Instant space for new stuff. Only... maybe don’t take this metaphor literally. Be deliberate in what you destroy in your life as you create. Just remember, no actual explosives, okay? We don't need any visits from the local constabulary.
So, in a nutshell: embrace the power of Pluto in Capricorn, aim for the stars (but remember others are aiming too), and make room for positive change. And hey, if you do decide to literally blow up your garage, please YouTube it. For science!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
Mercury
Mercury Sextile Saturn
You have a keen eye for detail and a practical turn of mind today. Your thinking is deep, practical, organized, and deliberate. You are aware of every flaw in thought and material and your work today will be towards precision. Concentration is sharp and focused. Plans made today are well thought out and, because of this, will probably succeed.Your mind is well-disciplined when it needs to be, and you possess strong powers of organization and orderliness. You are good at detail work. You are a person who says what you mean and mean what you say, and you can be baffled by, or impatient with, those who don’t. You are very trustworthy and reliable, showing up on time for appointments due to a basic respect for others and for schedules and orderliness. You make a loyal friend. You are capable of exceptionally clear and realistic thinking. Making plans is something that comes naturally to you–you consider consequences and possible scenarios before arriving at a decision or embarking on something entirely new. You are somewhat of a doubting Thomas, and you don’t naturally jump up and down with excitement about new ideas or plans. Your conversations may at times be spare but to the point.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently. Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Edgar J. Hoover, Paul Newman, Olivia Newton-John, Pierre Trudeau; Trines – Wilem Dafoe, Sally Field, Ed McMahon, Raquel Welch, Robert Urich.Venus
