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28 November, 2023
Solar activity was low. Region 3499 (S17W52, Dri/Beta-Gamma) began to show signs of decay primarily in its trailing spots as it grew slightly in overall length. Region 3500 (S20E08, Dkc/Beta-Gamma) gained a few additional trailing spots and produced a C6.7 flare at 27/1852 UTC, which was the largest flare of the period. Region 3490 (N22W42, Cao/Beta) was responsible for a C3.4 flare at 27/0811 UTC as its penumbra dissipated.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters continued to gradually trend towards nominal levels through the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 500 km/s to near 430 km/s. Total field ranged from 4-6 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-4 nT. Phi angle was predominantly
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Gemini, at 16 degrees, 35' 21", at a velocity of 13.25 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. It is 387195.38 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 05 Sag 44' 27", and is 147599351km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 16 Gem 35' 21", and is 384100km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Ah, well, kiddo, it seems like our lovely, moody lady of the night, the Moon, has decided to crash at Gemini's place. Now, don't start pulling your hair out just yet. Gemini, our chatty, dual-natured celestial neighbor, is only about 383,864.855302077 kilometers away. Give or take a few parsecs. A little closer than the Kessel Run, eh? But don't worry, you won't need hyperdrive for this journey. Just a good ol' dose of patience and maybe a bit of that nerdy charm you've been hiding under your sleeve. With the moon hanging around Gemini, expect things to get a tad more...unpredictable. One moment you're cruising through life at light speed, the next you're stuck in an asteroid field of emotions. That's Gemini for ya, flipping between feelings faster than the Millennium Falcon dodging laser blasts. You might find yourself with a sudden urge to debate the principles of quantum physics at one moment, then discuss which Star Wars trilogy is the best (hint: it's the original) in the next. Or maybe you'll be fervently coding a new software, then suddenly find yourself in a deep, philosophical contemplation about whether Wookiees have barbers. Either way, prepare for a roller coaster ride through the galaxy of your emotions and intellect. Maybe it's time you let out your inner nerd and embrace the eccentricities the Universe has on offer. Remember, in these confusing times, it’s important to buckle up, keep your blaster handy, and always shoot first when dealing with difficult decisions. And remember, no matter how hard it gets, never tell yourself the odds. Stay flexible, stay curious, and may the Force be with you!
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 25 Sag 49' 57", moving at 1.3 degrees per day, and is 171262331km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Now listen closely, because Mercury has packed its bags and hopped over to the fiery, big-hearted realm of Sagittarius. Imagine if you will, a meticulous accountant suddenly deciding to become an adventure tour guide. That's our dear planet Mercury right now. Trading its spreadsheets for a wide-brimmed hat and hiking boots, it’s ready to chart new territories and embrace 'YOLO' as its motto. Now, Mercury in meticulous mode is all about the details, but Sagittarius? This sign is the eccentric professor lost in grand theories and "what ifs". So, while Mercury is busy trying to ensure we're all wearing the right SPF sunscreen, Sagittarius is busy planning a trip to the sun. Talk about a cosmic odd couple! This planetary tango can lead to some pretty enthusiastic communications. You could find yourself passionately debating the merits of pineapple on pizza or confidently proclaiming that Star Wars is indeed better than Star Trek. Yes, dear stargazers, it's that kind of energy. But remember, just as you would with a 3am online shopping spree, think before you click 'buy now' or, in this case, before words leave your mouth. The last thing we need is a universal epidemic of foot-in-mouth disease. Sagittarius, represented by the archer, encourages us to shoot for the stars (or perhaps a galaxy far, far away). With Mercury here, it's like having Google maps for your wildest dreams. The horizon is vast, so whether you're considering backpacking across Europe or simply trying a new coffee shop around the corner, now is the time to embrace the new and unknown. So, buckle up, my celestial friends, as this transit promises to be a cosmic rollercoaster. Don't forget to triple-check your seatbelt, and remember - no man, woman, or astrologer is an island. Appreciate different points of view, let's use our words wisely, and maybe, just maybe, we can all agree that pineapple does have a place on pizza.
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 22 Lib 23' 14", moving at 1.16 degrees per day, and is 142868446km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Heyo, stargazers and cosmic voyagers! So, you know Venus, right? The one named after the goddess of love, beauty, and all things nice? Well, guess where she's currently vacationing? In Libra, the star-sign equivalent of that friend who always has a perfectly color-coordinated Instagram feed. So what does that mean for us mere earthlings? Let's break it down, but remember, this isn't your grandma's horoscope. We're talking about space science here, not fortune cookies! First things first - Love is in the air, folks! And I'm not just referring to that cute barista who's been giving you extra foam on your pumpkin spice latte. With Venus pirouetting through Libra, relationships are more about Netflix and chill rather than Game of Thrones-level drama. So let's keep the boat steady and the vibes groovy. Now, here's a fun fact: Libra loves fairness almost as much as it loves a good filter. So if your relationship feels like one of those "I cooked, you clean" type deals, it's going to stick out like a Dalek at a Star Trek convention. But don't panic! Venus in Libra also comes with a sprinkle of cooperative pixie dust. It's the perfect time for some relationship spring cleaning. You got this! Oh, and here's another thing: Venus and Libra aren't just about love, they're about aesthetics too. So if you've been eyeing that vintage Bowie poster or pondering a new hairdo, now's the time! Surrounding yourself with beauty will make you feel like you're floating in zero gravity. In summary, Venus in Libra is the cosmic equivalent of a '70s love song. So go ahead, love with all your heart, be kind, spread peace, and remember, in the words of the Doctor himself, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one." Enjoy this stellar transit, my friends!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 02 Sag 44' 09", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 375322261km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius - The Cosmic Western
Gather 'round, stargazers! Put on your ten-gallon hats and dust off those boots because Mars, the celestial cowboy, has just galloped into the expansive plains of Sagittarius. Much like a scene from a space-age Wild West story, things are about to get a whole lot more interesting!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for me, oh wise cosmic sage?" Well, let me tell ya, it's like a firefly lighting up your life's path. (And no, not the kind you'd find in Serenity Valley, but equally as shiny!)
Mars in Sagittarius is a bit like a gorram pioneer: full of vision, bursting with energy, and ready to blaze a trail towards its goals. With the Archer's influence, we're all feeling a bit more Captain Mal-like, ready to tackle obstacles with an optimistic smirk and a quick witted one-liner.
But hold onto your space-horses, folks! This planetary hoedown isn't all sunshine and daisies. There's a danger of going full-throttle without the brakes. Y'see, Mars in Sagittarius is a bit like Jayne Cobb with Vera: impulsive, risk-taking, and prone to taking things just a tad too far. So remember, moderation is key, or else you might find yourself in a spot of trouble.
But why stop there, right? This is a time to broaden your horizons, whether that means cracking open a book on quantum physics (if you're into that sorta thing), learning a new language, or cooking up some exotic cuisine on your spaceship's less-than-stellar kitchen facilities. It's all about reaching further, seeking more, and understanding the universe on a deeper level.
So, strap on your space boots, dust off that old cowboy hat, and set your sights on the great cosmic yonder. After all, we're all just explorers in this big 'verse, and there's always something shiny on the horizon. Just remember, no matter how far you roam, always keep flying.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 07 Tau 22' 45", moving backwards at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 611659871km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bull
Alright folks, listen up! Jupiter, that big ol' ball of wisdom and deep thoughts is currently shacking up in Taurus, the zodiac's most chillax sign. What does this mean? Well, it's kind of like when you realize that the answer to your crossword puzzle was staring you in the face the whole time. It's a cosmic nudge to look inward, because the answers aren't in some distant nebula far, far away, they're right there in your noggin! So put down your phone, stop scrolling through cat videos (I know, they're adorable), and tap into that brain of yours.
Now Jupiter in Taurus isn't just about introspection. No siree, it's also the perfect time to make moves towards those dreams you've been putting off. Want to learn Klingon? Go for it! Been thinking about starting a collection of vintage RoboCop action figures? Now's the time! With Jupiter cheering us on and Taurus' stubborn persistence on our side, we can conquer any to-do list, no matter how nerdy or ambitious.
And let's not forget about the moolah. Jupiter and Taurus are like the financial dream team of the cosmos. It's like finding a $20 bill in your pocket times a million. So take a peek at your bank account and see where there's room for growth. Maybe it's time to invest in that comic book you've had your eye on, or perhaps it's time to finally start that savings account. Either way, this transit could have you swimming in success (and possibly dollar bills).
But hold your horses! Or rather, bulls. Taurus has a bit of a reputation for enjoying the good life a little too much. Jupiter's influence might make us want to splurge on that limited edition Star Trek memorabilia or order takeout for the fifth time this week. But remember, patience is key. We don't want to blow all our Jupiter-given luck in one go. So practice some restraint and maybe cook dinner at home tonight, even if your culinary skills are more microwaver than Masterchef.
In short, Jupiter in Taurus is a time of wisdom, growth, and potential prosperity. And as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to remind you to make the most of
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 00' 38", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1462922526km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy Club
Friends, stargazers, fellow geeky souls, lend me your ears (or eyes in this case) - Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, has decided to take a swim in the Piscean ocean. You know what this means? It's time for us to channel our inner mermaid, or merman, or mer-whatever-you-identify-as and navigate through the cosmic currents. So, pack your floaties and let’s dive right in!
Firstly, let's clear one thing up: Saturn is not a party-pooper; it's just a very diligent life coach that's 1,462,836,737.913309574km away. When Saturn is chilling in Pisces, it's basically like having a zen master and a drill sergeant all rolled into one. It's saying, "Dream big, my friend, but also, let's make a plan." So, grab your favorite kaleidoscope notebook and a pen that screams "I mean business" and start blueprinting those dreams.
Now, don't get your celestial undies in a twist when Saturn starts poking holes in your daydreams. Remember, it's still in Pisces, so it's more of a gentle nudge rather than a harsh critique. It's like your dad telling you to clean your room while he's humming a Beatles song. Annoying? Yes, but necessary. So, instead of hanging a 'Keep Out' sign on your dream door, open it wide and let Saturn's wisdom seep in.
Also, with Saturn in Pisces, you might feel like you've had one too many cups of cosmic caffeine. You could be restless, anxious, or even insomniac. But hey, don't panic! This is the universe nudging you to find your inner peace. Meditate, go on a nature walk, or maybe start a dream journal. Who knows? Your dreams might contain the next bestselling sci-fi plot - the next 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' or 'Stargate Atlantis'.
So remember, Saturn in Pisces isn't here to rain on your parade. It's here to make sure you've packed your umbrella and know the lyrics to 'Singing in the Rain'. So, embrace the cosmic comedy, navigate the nebulae, and let your dreams take flight.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 28' 02", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2792299534km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Galactic Shake-up
Hey there, stargazers! Buckle up and hold on to your crystals because Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our solar system, has decided to crash into Taurus' stable and comfort-loving party. This is like Sheldon Cooper suddenly deciding to change his spot on the couch - it's unexpected, uncomfortable, and could potentially lead to a rip in the space-time continuum (or at least some very surprised expressions).
If you've been feeling a cosmic rumble in your pocketbook, don't panic. It’s not a wormhole swallowing up your spare change. Instead, it's Uranus, the bringer of radical changes, shaking up Taurus' financial sector. It’s like a cosmic ATM machine that's just gone haywire – spitting out new forms of currency, jumbling up the banking system, and stirring the housing and stock markets like a mad scientist’s potion.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Marie Kondo for your wallet. It's time to declutter your relationship with money and material possessions. Overdue credit card bills? Gone. Mounting rent or mortgages? Outta here. Debt and taxes? Thank you for your service, but it's time for you to leave. The good news is, Uranus isn't just about causing chaos. It's also about liberation. So, while we may feel like we're riding a bull in a china shop, chances are we'll land in a place that's much better than where we started.
Resistance to these changes is futile, my friends. Remember, even Spock had to accept that change was the only constant in life (and space). So let's boldly go where no Taurus has gone before and embrace the cosmic shake-up. Who knows? We might just find ourselves in a more stable and financially secure place once the cosmic dust settles.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 54' 27", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4423062112km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: A Dalek's Perspective
Remember when your GPS was off by a mere 4422997415.933433533km and you ended up on Neptune instead of your local coffee shop? No? Just me? Well, it was cold. Really cold. And blue. Very blue. Which is to say, it was not the espresso-filled haven I was hoping for. But I digress.
Let's dive in, my cosmic comrades! With Neptune hanging out in our dreamy friend Pisces, we're all a bit like an intergalactic phone signal bouncing around the cosmos. Expect a kind of clarity that would have even Spock raising an eyebrow. We're talking light-years beyond 'logical' here.
In this galactic dance, Pisces's emotional intelligence blends with Neptune’s unity vibes like a double rainbow after a supernova. It's like suddenly realizing that all those pesky Daleks are just misunderstood trash cans with anger issues. Petty differences? Exterminate!
What's that you say? You've got a dream to turn Mars into a giant candy store? Or maybe you just want to invent a teleporting device so you can finally avoid rush hour traffic. Now is the time to bring those dreams to life! And remember folks, it's not about the destination (because, let's face it, Neptune is really far away), it's about the journey.
So, whether you're building a shrine to the TARDIS in your living room or just trying to be a little kinder to your fellow cosmic travelers, Neptune in Pisces has got your back. Just remember to bundle up - it's chilly out there in space. And don't forget to laugh at the cosmic joke that we are all, indeed, just stardust. Peace, love and Daleks!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 26' 34", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5308979847km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright folks, grab your telescopes and your quantum physics textbooks, because it's about to get cosmic in here. The far-out planet Pluto - and no, I'm not talking about Mickey Mouse's dog - is currently doing its thing in Capricorn, which is a grand total of 5,308,932,139.518366814km away. Yeah, you could say it's a bit of a long-distance relationship. Now, what this means for you, dear space cadets, is a cosmic cocktail of ambition, focus, and just a dash of ruthlessness, courtesy of the dynamic duo, Pluto and Capricorn. So, if you find yourself suddenly developing an intolerance for slow walkers, long queues, or any other forms of inefficiency, well, now you know who to blame. But wait! Don't start planning your domination of the world just yet. Pluto, in its infinite wisdom, is also sending us a little reminder to declutter our lives and ditch those outdated patterns that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. Yes, this might involve a bit of cosmic spring cleaning, so prepare for some constructive destruction. Just remember, like a game of Space Invaders, be deliberate in what you destroy as you create. So, whether you're planning to build a particle accelerator in your backyard or just trying to figure out how to make sourdough, remember to embrace the power of Pluto in Capricorn. But, also try not to forget to let a little kindness and tolerance sneak into your day as well. Or else, you might end up more like a black hole than a shining star.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
Mercury
Mercury Square Neptune
Confusion is likely today in your relationships with other people. Take care and read all the fine print. Stay away from taking permanent legal actions as your thinking is colored by who knows what. You may be suckered into something you don't want to do or don't believe in, so watch your step. Misunderstandings in communicating with others is possible. Remember, they may not be hearing what you are trying to say. Nervous anxiety and tension may make you feel listless today. Don't let your imagination carry you away.You might have problems concentrating because your mind is often wandering. Your thinking is exceptionally imaginative, intuitive, and creative. Stretching the truth, whether done consciously or not (or a bit of both), is associated with this position. Bored with anything dull, routine, or lifeless, you often dramatize or connect higher meaning to ordinary events and situations. You are often vague in your communications, purposefully or not, as you resist being pinned down to any one opinion or stance. This is partly due to your ability to see so many different points of view and perspectives. Logical, detail-oriented work and studies are not designed for your way of thinking and learning. Creative presentations, ripe with images and imagery, are what grab your attention and interest. Your style of communication, or possibly thinking, is often self-defeating, and you should consciously avoid a tendency to give up on projects or plans before they even get off the ground. Planning ahead is not a preference, as you prefer to move along running on the fuel of inspiration and intuition.Your style of communication may be unusual, perhaps with many pauses or digressions. You may be deliberately vague or unintentionally so, depending on your nature. Some of you are great storytellers.Sample interpretation from the Merlin report — Your mind is highly imaginative and creative and you possess dramatic, artistic, or musical abilities. As a child, you enjoyed daydreaming, fantasizing, pretending, and probably lived in “your own little world” a good deal. You perceive things which are not obvious to other people and you have an uncanny ability to “read” people and situations without being told anything about them. However, you must learn to discriminate between a true psychic perception and your imagination. Learning to discipline and focus your mind is necessary if you wish to use all of your creative potential. Otherwise, you could be simply a dreamer.Communication with others is difficult for you because you often find words frustrating and inadequate to express your experiences and perceptions. Also, you may purposefully mystify or deceive others.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, Donald Trump, Jim Bakker, Mae West, Spencer Tracy, Tom Snyder, Rich Little, Jack London, Bob Dylan; Oppositions – Bono (U2), Marlene Dietrich, Richard Chamberlain, Florence Henderson, Charles De Gaulle, Christian Dior.Mars
