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17 November, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Regions 3486 (S08W63, Dao/Beta) and 3487 (S17W76, Bxo/Beta) were stable and relatively quiet. An area of dimming near N10W15 was observed near the beginning of the UT day. An associated faint CME was observed in NASA C2 coronagraph imagery off the WNW beginning near 16/0336 UTC. This event was modeled and determined to be on the Sun-Earth line with an arrival time of late on 19 Nov. Multiple other CMEs were observed, but none were potentially Earth-directed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment reflected nominal conditions. Total field was between 2-5 nT, the Bz component was +/- 5 nT and solar wind speeds averaged near 400 km/s. Phi was variable.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 13 degrees, 02' 32", at a velocity of 13.9 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4 days old. It is 370698.82 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 24 Sco 37' 49", and is 147929788km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 13 Cap 02' 32", and is 374848km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Grab your pocket protectors and tie-dye shirts; we're about to embark on a celestial journey so brace yourself for a gravitational pull of humor. Today, our dear old Moon has decided to bunk with Capricorn. Yes, you heard right. This isn't some sci-fi plot twist where the moon is suddenly playing musical chairs with zodiac signs. It's true astronomical magic, baby! And how far away is this happening, you ask? A cool 374965.080826538km. That's like running 9,374,127 marathons back-to-back. Whoa, talk about a serious case of runner's knee! Now, if you're a Capricorn, you might be thinking, "Great, the Moon's crashing at my place. Does this mean I have to tidy up?" Fear not, ambitious goat-fish! The Moon isn't picky. She's seen comets with worse tail hygiene than yours. This lunar-Capricorn mash-up is all about structure, discipline, and ambition. It’s like having Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory as your life coach for the day. Exciting or terrifying? You decide. But remember folks, with great power comes great responsibility, or in our case, with the moon in Capricorn comes the chance to be more focused, organized, and determined. Don't let this opportunity to shine brighter than Sirius A (the brightest star, for those who left their nerd caps at home) pass you by. So, whether you're a Capricorn or not, gear up to harness some of that lunar energy. Just remember, there's no need to literally start howling at the moon, unless that's your thing, of course. In which case, howl away, my friends, howl away! In conclusion, don't forget to align your chakras, refresh your quantum physics knowledge, and maybe water your indoor plants. They could use some love too. Stay cosmic!
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 10 Sag 25' 36", moving at 1.47 degrees per day, and is 196219601km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Mercury in Sagittarius: A Star Wars Saga
Alright, star folks! Mercury has set its GPS to Sagittarius, and trust me, it's not a short drive. Picture this: Mercury, our fast-talking planet, cruising at a cool 196,309,578.393241674km away, headed straight for jolly old Sagittarius. It's like sending C-3PO on a road trip with Han Solo - you just know it's going to be an adventure with plenty of snappy one-liners.
Sagittarius is the Yoda of the zodiac, always peering into the future with a twinkle in his eyes. So, with Mercury tagging along, we're all in for some cosmic wisdom...with a side of sass! The trick is to channel your inner R2-D2 and focus on the details while still dreaming big. Just remember, do or do not, there is no try!
Now, Sagittarius carries an undeniable charm, kind of like Lando Calrissian at a space disco. So, during Mercury's visit, expect your words to be as smooth as a well-maintained Millennium Falcon. Just remember to keep your lightsaber sheathed and your arguments fair. In the quest for the ultimate truth, we must appreciate different perspectives, or as Obi-Wan would say, "many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
However, be warned! With Mercury in Sagittarius, words can come out faster than a blaster shot. We need to triple-check our words during this transit, so we don't end up sounding like a malfunctioning droid or hurting someone's feelings. Yes, even Wookies have feelings!
Sagittarius, our resident explorer, gives us endless opportunities during this transit. So, whether it's planning a trip to Tatooine, enrolling in Jedi academy, or starting a new gig at the Cantina, it's time to embrace your adventurous spirit. May the force (and Mercury) be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 09 Lib 49' 11", moving at 1.12 degrees per day, and is 130978133km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Space Alert: Venus Swipes Right on Libra
Heads up, stargazers! Venus, that sassy celestial diva, has swiped right on Libra, and things are about to get pretty harmonious up in here. You know Venus, right? The cosmic Cupid? The planet that's got more love mojo than a John Mayer song? Yeah, that's the one. And Libra, well, it's the astrological equivalent of that friend who always knows how to keep the peace at every party. So, strap in, because love is about to go supernova.
Now, when Venus and Libra hook up, we're talking a love connection that's more breezy and beautiful than a rom-com montage. There's no room for heavy drama or turbulence here. That's right, folks, Venus in Libra is like an interstellar cease-fire in the war of love. It's all charm, politeness, and sweeping issues under the cosmic carpet. If you're used to love being a battlefield, well, consider this a well-deserved R&R.
Let's get this straight, when Venus is in Libra, love isn't a 50/50 game, it's 100/100. It's like a two-for-one special, but you both give your all. If your love life feels as balanced as a seesaw with an elephant on one end, then you'll definitely feel that during this transit. But fear not, Venus in Libra also equips us with some super diplomacy powers, enough to make a UN peacekeeper jealous. So, buckle up, and let's fix those imbalances, shall we?
And let's not forget, Venus and Libra are the dynamic duo when it comes to style and beauty. When these two are in sync, it's like having your own personal glam squad from the cosmos. It's time to bring out that breezy, beautiful vibe. So go ahead, treat yourself to that new outfit or redecorate your pad. Trust me, your confidence will shoot up higher than a SpaceX rocket.
Venus in Libra is your cosmic ticket to love with all your heart. Get ready for some sweet cooperation, peace, and light living. Enjoy this stargazing season and remember, in space, no one can hear you swoon!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 24 Sco 55' 29", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 378109657km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio: The Cosmic Boot Camp
Well, well, well! If it isn't my dear star voyagers, finding themselves under the red-hot glare of Mars in Scorpio! Now, remember, this is not just some cosmic game of "tag, you're it". No, siree! Mars, our friendly neighborhood planet of drive and ambition, has decided to bunk with Scorpio, the veritable Marlon Brando of the Zodiac, famous for his 'I coulda been a contender!' intensity.
What does this mean for you? Imagine having the superpower of the ultimate cosmic backbone! You're not just walking around with your head held high, you're strutting like a peacock on steroids. Compromise? Pfft! That's for those timid Librans. Under this astrological influence, you're about as likely to compromise as a cat is to pass up on a can of open tuna.
But hold onto your telescopes, folks! There's a flip side to this Mars-Scorpio alliance. It might make you feel like you've accidentally signed up for a spiritual boot camp. This transit is going to push you into the shadows, delve into the vulnerable side of life. Sounds scary, right? Well, fear not! For in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Here's your chance to do some stellar self-examination, uncover insights and kickstart your own personal transformation.
Now a word of caution, my interstellar compadres: Mars in Scorpio can sometimes lead to a case of the angries. Yes, you heard me right! You might find yourself as volatile as a supernova ready to blow. This could lead to simmering conflicts or even damage relationships beyond the point of a black hole. So, remember to check your cosmic rearview mirror before you go smashing walls. Use this planetary energy to channel your passion into constructive pursuits.
And lastly, don't forget to pack your forgiveness on this cosmic journey. With Mars in Scorpio, power struggles and bitterness could be as common as shooting stars. But with a little discipline, courage, and willpower, you can turn this transit into an opportunity to master these darker aspects of yourself. So, buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be quite a ride!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 08 Tau 38' 51", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 601241649km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Couch Potato
Alright, star gazers, let's talk about Jupiter lounging in Taurus like it's got nowhere to be. Jupiter is, after all, the celestial equivalent of that wise old sage who loves to give advice, while Taurus is the guy who has set up camp on the couch and refuses to budge. So, when these two meet, it's like they're saying, "Hey, the wisdom you've been looking for? It's right here, under this pile of potato chips."
With Jupiter in Taurus, we're getting a cosmic nudge (or rather, a cosmic bulldozer) to move towards our dreams and goals. But remember, this isn't some frantic sprint; it's more like a slow-motion marathon. With Jupiter's ambition and Taurus' stubborn determination, we're encouraged to trust the process, even if that process moves at the speed of a sloth on a coffee break.
Now, when the planet of good luck and fortune meets the sign of wealth and money, you might expect to find a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow. Jupiter in Taurus can indeed bring prosperity, but don't start planning your retirement just yet. The cosmos are more likely to guide you towards opportunities, rather than drop a winning lottery ticket in your lap.
And since Taurus is the zodiac's king of self-indulgence - you know, the one who eats the last slice of pizza without asking - we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the sign of overindulgence, it's like having your cake, eating it too, and then going back for seconds. It's our job to keep our impulses in check during this transit or else we might end up with a cosmic food coma.
So, while Jupiter is kicking back in Taurus, remember to take it slow, seek wisdom in unexpected places (even under those potato chips), chase your dreams at your own pace, and maybe, just maybe, share that last slice of pizza.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 39' 35", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1435687637km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: 1435602006.611849070km Away, But Still Crashing Your Party
Alright space cadets, buckle up! Saturn is doing its cosmic waltz through Pisces, which is basically like your strict father deciding to vacation in your dreamy, messy bedroom. That’s right, the taskmaster planet is rolling up its sleeves and diving into the deep end of our most cherished fantasies. It’s time to face the music, or in this case, the intergalactic symphony of our dreams.
Now, let's be real; Saturn isn't coming to Pisces for the fish tacos. No, it's here to whip our aspirations into shape. Been daydreaming about writing a novel or starting a craft beer brewery? Well, Saturn is about to turn that dream into a detailed business plan complete with spreadsheets and a marketing strategy. I know, I know, not exactly the Bohemian revolution you had in mind, but hey, those dreams aren't going to manifest themselves, right?
But hold on, don't start stress-eating stardust just yet. Yes, Saturn might seem like that nagging voice telling you to clean your room when you're trying to create the next Sistine Chapel on your ceiling. But trust me, it's not here to ruin your fun. It's just helping you see the reality behind your dreams and giving you the tools to make them come true. So, embrace it! Let Saturn play the bad cop for a while. You might find that you actually appreciate its tough love approach.
One last thing. With all this mental gymnastics going on, you might find yourself struggling with sleep. Suddenly, counting sheep seems like a Herculean task. Well, welcome to the Saturn Sleep Challenge! Here's a pro-tip: meditate, take long walks, or just chill and breathe. Don't forget to keep a dream journal handy. You never know when inspiration might strike (or when you dream of alien abduction, it's always good to have that down on paper).
So, there you have it. Saturn in Pisces—a cosmic dad, cleaning up your dreamland. It might be a bumpy ride, but remember, even the toughest drill sergeants have a soft spot. In this case, it’s getting you one step closer to your dreams.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 54' 55", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787564236km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Oh, dear me! Uranus, that distant cosmic neighbor of ours, has decided to become roommates with Taurus! The thing is, Taurus is a bit like that old, grumpy hermit who doesn't take kindly to change. But Uranus, well, it's the embodiment of a surprise party. So you can imagine the cosmic sitcom we've got on our hands here. Now, Taurus is a bit of a money guru, an expert at saving and spending wisely. But with Uranus dropping in like a squatter with a fondness for chaos, we should brace ourselves for some very... how shall I put this... interesting developments in the world of finance. We might see the birth of brand-new forms of currency (maybe we'll be trading in space rocks), or the banking system could undergo a dramatic transformation (hopefully not into a horde of Jawas). In the midst of this cosmic pandemonium, Uranus is whispering (or rather, yelling) for us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. It's like the universe's way of saying "It's not you, it's your credit card debt." We're being nudged (or shoved, depending on how stubborn we are) towards financial liberation, whether we like it or not. This is not the time to be a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder! Embrace the change. After all, Uranus didn't travel 2787558862.485340118km just to watch us resist progress. The changes we make during this period may feel as disorienting as hyperspace travel, but rest assured, they can lead us to a place of greater stability – kind of like finding a friendly cantina in the middle of Tatooine. May the force (of Uranus in Taurus) be with you!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 59' 32", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4397148739km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright stargazers, grab your telescopes and your favorite quantum physics textbook because we are about to hit warp speed on this cosmic roller coaster! Neptune, that big beautiful blue blob, is currently frolicking in the realm of Pisces - and retrograde, no less. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Neptune always retrograde?" Well, smarty pants, it's not, but it spends a whopping 40% of its time in this state, so you're not entirely wrong. Now, what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, imagine you've just walked into a sci-fi movie, but instead of lasers and space battles, you find yourself in a cosmic yoga class. That's right, Neptune in Pisces is like a universal consciousness retreat where everyone's chakras are aligning, and we're all suddenly understanding the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (Spoiler alert: it's 42). The Piscean focus on emotion and spirit is merging with Neptune's gravitational pull towards unity and bam! We're suddenly seeing petty differences for what they are: as insignificant as a single atom in the vast cosmos. The value of unity shines brighter than any supernova, illuminating the path to collective harmony. This cosmic event is like an intergalactic wake-up call, urging us to consider what we can contribute to our shared cosmic journey. Maybe you've got a groundbreaking theory that'll make Einstein roll in his grave or maybe you're the next Picasso, ready to paint the stars. Whatever your gift, Neptune in Pisces is your green light to explore and share it with the world. It’s also the perfect time to delve deeper into spiritual pursuits. Ever wanted to learn about astral projection? Or create a sacred space at home for meditation? Go for it! Just remember, while Neptune is lounging in Pisces, it's like having a cosmic cheerleader, encouraging us to embrace our spiritual selves and share this energy with the world. So, my fellow space cadets, buckle up, embrace the energy of Neptune in Pisces, and let's explore this universe together! Remember, we're all stardust navigating this cosmic journey, so let's make it one for the celestial history books!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 13' 31", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5283886427km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
RoboCop's Comical Guide to Pluto in Capricorn
Alright, cosmic cadets - strap on your space boots and adjust your tin-foil hats because it's time for some interstellar shenanigans. Our little celestial buddy Pluto (who we all agree is still a planet, right?) has packed its bags and hitched a ride on the Capricorn Express. Not only are they both crazy about success and power, but they're also as focused as a cat stalking a laser pointer.
But hold onto your telescopes, folks! Because when these two get together, they tend to throw compassion out the airlock faster than you can say "Einstein's Theory of Relativity". They're all business, no pleasure - so if you start feeling intolerant of others' ideas, just remember: it's not you, it's Pluto ... in Capricorn.
On the flip side, Pluto's hobby (apart from being controversial in scientific circles) is to help us ditch those bad habits. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, except instead of tidying up, it's all about destruction - but the good kind! Think of it as spring cleaning your soul - out with the old, in with the new, and making space for joy!
So, as Pluto struts its stuff in Capricorn, remember to take a leaf out of RoboCop's book: "Stay out of trouble." Keep your mind open, your habits clean and your tin-foil hat on tight – 'cause you might just learn something new about the universe and yourself!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
The Sun
Sun Opposite Uranus
Surprises may be in store for you today. These surprises may be disruptive and, if so, they are designed to help you grow. Look upon them as challenges and learning experiences. Problems today could come because of your eccentric behavior. Avoid bohemian tendencies and doing things just to be different. People are likely to take offense at your uniqueness. Don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself. Be alert today as impulsiveness may lead to accidents.The ego is quite large when the Sun is square or opposite Uranus. This is largely due to the fact that these people’s very identities ride on their sense of personal freedom. It can be quite a challenge to get them to do what they don’t want to do, simply because they see any attempts to push them in a certain direction as threatening their freedom. These are very dynamic individuals who question tradition and authority, yet, paradoxically, are quite set in their own ways.These people have a love-hate relationship with their own uniqueness. Much of the time they are very proud of their original personalities. Other times, they feel a bit left out for being “different”. Although they are humanitarian in many ways, they can be a little brusque when it comes to sentimentality or what they perceive to be excessive attachment to the past or to tradition.When the Sun and Uranus form a challenging aspect, there can be a lot of nervous energy and defensiveness. It can be difficult to hold a 9 to 5 job or to develop steady routines. They work best when they can manage their own schedules. They work in spurts. When they are hit with creative inspiration, they are capable of tremendous effort. However, they can be quite temperamental, and it is very hard for them to pour their hearts and souls into something that they don’t “feel” for at the moment. They don’t like superficiality or pretense, which is an admirable trait. However, their disdain for pretense can be problematic in a world where people are expected to perform whether they are inspired or not! I have a daughter who has the Sun in challenging aspect to Uranus, and there was quite an adjustment period when she entered first grade–a time when kids begin to truly experience structure. When the children in her gym class were told to dance, she simply stood there, immobile. When asked why she was not dancing, she replied, “But I don’t feel the dance inside of me, so how can I dance?” Sun-Uranus people don’t always feel like they “fit in” with the rules and structures of society. However, those that recognize the need to conform at least some of the time may be able to channel their high levels of intuition, inventiveness, and spiritedness into creative endeavors or important causes. They might find that they encounter much less resistance in day-to-day life this way.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Alan Alda, Billy Crystal, Stephen King, O. Henry (writer), Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), John Ritter, Dennis Rodman, Oliver Stone, George Washington, Bono (U2), Dustin Hoffman; Oppositions – Kevin Costner, Lauren Bacall, Ray Bradbury, Frank Capra, Billy Corgan, the Olsen twins, Geena Davis.The Sun
Sun Trine Neptune
Today will be rewarding if you find the time to express yourself by helping others. Find something artistic through which you can channel your creativity and your soul. Art and music as well as spiritual pursuits are favored today. Try to become one with the Universe today. Creative visualization can be an important means through which your goals are realized. Idealism runs high today.There is an unmistakably dreamy, inspired, and sensitive side to those born with easy aspects between the Sun and Neptune. A marked appreciation for music and the arts is present. The connection of Neptune with the Sun, which represents the ego and the will, certainly softens some of the hard edges that might be found elsewhere in the chart, adding a sensitive and spiritual dimension to the personality. These people are naturally compassionate, especially those born under the trine. It is so completely natural for them to accept that there is more to the world than what is before their eyes, that they tend to presume everyone must be spiritually-inclined. Of course, they come to realize that this is not the case at some early point in their lives. Their attraction to spirituality and metaphysical subjects is usually marked. These aspects favor writers, artists, and musicians. These people are sensitive to those who are suffering, although they are not as easily taken advantage of as those with Sun-Moon challenging aspects. They are humanitarian and often have a special connection with animals. If other aspects and positions in the chart support it, these people are not ones to dominate others or assert themselves to the point of brashness.Some Famous People with Sun in Easy Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Mick Jagger; Trines – Farrah Fawcett, Billy Corgan, Muhammad AliMercury
Mercury Sextile Venus
The pursuit of light pleasure gives happiness today. Spend time with friends in harmonious conversation. Go see a museum or go to an art gallery. Activities involving music are favored. Artistic stimulation of the mind is the keynote today.You are polite, choosing your words with care and love so as not to offend anyone. Your tactfulness stems from a distaste for disharmony and conflict. You are not always direct and honest as a result of this desire to please, appease, and keep the peace. You are able to understand others and make a great conversationalist. You aim for fairness in your dealings with others. You have a true appreciation for the arts, and strive to achieve balance and harmony in your social relationships, your writing and speech, and your personal environment. You might do business in the areas of art, design, relationships, counseling, or beauty.Some Famous People with Mercury Sextile Venus: Walt Disney, Sylvia Plath, George Sand, Alison Moyet, Peter O’Toole, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Jerry Lewis.Mars
