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3 November, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels with an impulsive M1.6/0b flare observed at 02/1222 UTC in the vicinity of Region 3474 (S18W42, Dkc/beta-gamma). Associated with this event were low frequency radio emissions including a 644 km/s Type II Sweep. Region 3474 displayed some trailer spot consolidation and slight decay. Region 3477 (S15E53, Cko/beta) indicated some overall area growth as it rotated more fully on the disk.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated a predominately nominal environment. Total field readings were at a steady 3-4 nT while the Bz component varied between +/- 4 nT. Solar wind ranged between a high speed of about 455 km/s to a low speed of 400 km/s. The Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was in a predominately positive orientation.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Cancer, at 17 degrees, 13' 56", at a velocity of 12.39 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.2 days old. It is 398437.38 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 10 Sco 33' 44", and is 148421239km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 17 Can 13' 56", and is 396196km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Greetings, stardust siblings! Buckle up your rocket boots, because your friendly neighborhood astrologer has some interstellar insights for you. Our dear, silvery Moon, (you know, that big cheese wheel in the sky), has shimmied her way into Cancer's celestial crib. Now, don't panic, this doesn't mean we're all going to turn into giant crabs or grow claws, although it would make opening those pesky pickle jars a tad easier, wouldn't it? Now, before we get into the meat and potatoes of this astrological event, let's peek behind the cosmic curtain for a moment. The Moon is currently chilling at a cool 395957.105988573 kilometers away. That's quite a social distance, isn't it? I mean, I've heard of keeping your space, but this is ridiculous! Now, back to our lunar lodger in Cancer. When the Moon sidles into this gentle water sign, we're all going to feel a bit like we've been dipped in a hot tub of emotions. And not just any emotions, oh no, these are like those deep-sea creatures that glow in the dark and have teeth like kitchen knives. But fear not, my astrological astronauts, for this is a time for nurturing, self-care, and family connections. It's like a cosmic group hug, but without the awkwardness of uncle Bob squeezing too tight. However, remember the Moon in Cancer can also make us as moody as a teenager who's Wi-Fi just went out. So, if you find yourself welling up at a cat food commercial or raging at an uncooperative avocado, take a deep breath. This too shall pass. So, there you have it, friends. Your horoscope straight from the horse's... mouth. The Moon in Cancer: an emotional roller coaster, a cosmic cuddle puddle, and a reminder that we're all just a bunch of emotional stardust floating in this vast and wondrous universe.
Mercury
Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 19 Sco 15' 01", moving at 1.56 degrees per day, and is 212528200km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Alright, listen up me lovelies! Put on your tin foil hats and tune in because Mercury has decided to go all undercover agent on us and it's currently lurking in Scorpio - the Sherlock Holmes of the zodiac, if you will. Now, don't start panicking and checking under every rock and pebble, it’s not as sinister as it sounds. You see, Scorpio has this peculiar hobby of digging around in the dirt, looking for hidden treasure or God forbid, skeletons! While Mercury is hanging out there, we might find ourselves doing the same. Suddenly, your cat's mysterious late-night escapades or why your neighbour insists on watering his plants at 3 am becomes a matter of national security. Here's the thing though, when we start unearthing secrets, we may find stuff that makes us question our entire existence - like finding out that the tooth fairy is actually your dad or that your favourite vegan restaurant secretly serves chicken nuggets. But hey, isn't life all about self-discovery? Now, while we're all playing detective, keep in mind that our minds might start donning their tinfoil hats too. We could become a bit too suspicious, thinking everyone's in on some grand conspiracy. As much as I'd love for us to live in a sci-fi movie, odds are, your barista isn't an alien spy trying to read your thoughts, they're just trying to figure out how to spell your ridiculously complicated name. So, the moral of this cosmic story? Use this period to dig a little deeper, question a little more, but don't let paranoia take the wheel. And remember, truth can sometimes be stranger than fiction, so brace yourselves for some exciting discoveries. Most importantly, don't forget to have fun during this cosmic rollercoaster ride!
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 24 Vir 28' 48", moving at 1.06 degrees per day, and is 115444180km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Venus in Virgo: Love, Light Sabers, and Laundry
Well, folks, Venus has taken a detour and is now chilling in Virgo. It's like the princess of love just decided to try out living on Tatooine for a while. So, what does that mean for you? Glad you asked, young padawan.
When Venus is in Virgo, love becomes less about wild passion and more about sorting your laundry. You start looking at your relationships like a Jedi inspecting his light saber— every little defect needs to be fixed. And if you can't find a love as perfect as Luke's hair (seriously, how does it stay so perfect?), you might think it's better to join the dark side... I mean, stay single.
And beware, you might start nitpicking your partner like a Wookiee shedding fur on your newly cleaned Millennium Falcon. Remember, the force is strong with communication. Instead of pointing out every fault like an obsessive droid, try constructive dialogue. You might find that your relationship becomes stronger than a well-made Ewok trap.
Now, I know all this talk of analysis and perfection doesn't sound as exciting as a podrace, but don't underestimate Venus in Virgo. Virgo is an Earth sign, which means it's all about enjoying the best the galaxy has to offer— food, art, nature, and yes, even people. Just remember, things may progress slower than a Hutt trying to do a somersault, so don't expect any passionate romps in the Falcon's cargo bay anytime soon.
So buckle up, space travelers. Venus in Virgo is here and it's time to tune up your love life... and maybe your light saber as well. May the force (and Venus) be with you!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 15 Sco 07' 38", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 380475748km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Alright, all my celestial compadres, it's time to get your astrological groove on because Mars, our big red cosmic neighbor, has entered the mysterious realm of Scorpio. Now, this isn't a planetary hokey pokey where we put our left foot in and shake it all about. No, no, no. This is more like a cosmic tango, where Mars is leading and we're doing our best not to step on its toes. So, here's the thing - when Mars sets up camp in Scorpio, it's like giving spinach to Popeye. Suddenly, we're feeling invincible. We've got an energy boost that could launch a rocket. And compromise? Pfffft! Who needs that when you feel like you've got the power of a thousand suns stored up in your little finger? The downside? Well, it's like having a superhero power but not quite knowing how to control it. Our drive can easily turn into aggression, and our passion can burn too hot. But hey, it's not all doom and gloom! This cosmic energy can also be used as a force for good. Redirect that intensity, channel it into something positive, and watch the magic happen! But beware my friends, Mars in Scorpio can feel a lot like stepping into a spiritual boot camp. It's all about mastering the shadows within us, overcoming power struggles and grudges, and learning to forgive. It’s a journey, not a sprint, so lace up those cosmic running shoes and let's get this astrological adventure started! Just remember, with great power comes... well, you know the rest. Stay groovy, stay nerdy, and most importantly, stay starry-eyed! Peace out!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 10 Tau 30' 04", moving backwards at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 595798450km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, buckle up because Jupiter and Taurus are having a cosmic playdate and it looks like we're all invited! Jupiter, that big ol' planet of wisdom is currently hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn sign. Imagine if you will, the universe's biggest philosophy professor being stuck in a room with your most obstinate friend who refuses to admit that pineapple does go on pizza. The result? An epiphany that the answers we're desperately Googling at 3 am are already within us, probably sandwiched between old episodes of Star Trek and that embarrassing memory from fourth grade. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, another opportunity for self-discovery." But hear me out! This isn't just about turning inward; it’s also about making your dreams a reality. Picture Jupiter and Taurus as your personal life coaches, cheering you on as you cross off goals on your to-do list. They’re like the Rocky montage of planetary alignments, pushing you to trust the process even when you feel like throwing in the towel. And the best part? This cosmic pairing is like winning the celestial lottery. Jupiter, the Santa Claus of planets, brings good fortune while Taurus, being the Bill Gates of the zodiac, is all about wealth. So, don't be surprised if you find a few extra coins in your pocket or finally get that promotion you've been eyeing. But here's the catch: Taurus loves to indulge and Jupiter... well, it doesn't exactly discourage it. So, while it might be tempting to splurge on that limited edition lightsaber or order takeout for the fifth time this week, remember to keep your impulses in check. Trust me, your wallet (and waistline) will thank you. So, embrace the wisdom, chase your dreams, enjoy the prosperity, but remember - just because you can, doesn't always mean you should. As the famous HAL-9000 would say, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 30' 52", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 1401934069km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Well, well! Look who decided to drop in for a visit, it's our ringed friend Saturn, taking a retrograde stroll through the starry realm of Pisces. Now I know what you're thinking, "Not another retrograde!" But hold onto your horoscopes, folks, because this is a transit with some serious potential. Saturn in Pisces, or as I like to call it, "The Cosmic Life Coach," is here to remind us of that book we've always wanted to write or that business we've been daydreaming about while pretending to work on our spreadsheets. It's time to dust off those pipe dreams and turn them into actual blueprints. Think of Saturn as that one friend who won't let you live in your head. He's the guy who's going to ask about your budget plan, your business loan options, your five-year strategy. He's not here to judge, he's here to help you make it real. So, take a deep breath, grab a notepad, and get ready to receive some cosmic wisdom. Now, I'm not going to sugarcoat it, having Saturn in Pisces can feel like your dad just walked into your room without knocking. It's intrusive, it's uncomfortable, and you might want to put up a "Keep Out" sign. But trust me, this planetary 'dad' only wants to help tidy up your dreams. So, instead of hiding under the bed, invite him in, make him a cup of tea, and listen to his advice. It might be more helpful than you think. But with all this serious reflection happening, don't forget to take care of yourself. Dreams and sleep are both under Pisces' purview. If you're feeling restless, anxious, or just plain tired, take a step back. Meditate, go for a nature walk, breathe deeply, take a nap (just don't forget to jot down your dreams), and make sure you're getting a good night's sleep. You might even consider turning in early to give your mind time to unwind and rest. So, as our dear Saturn takes this retrograde journey through Pisces, remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey...or something equally hippie-sounding. Embrace the cosmic coaching, open up to the wisdom of the universe, and who knows, you might just unlock the next step on your path.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 29' 38", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2789660238km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
So, Uranus walks into the bar of Taurus, right? And Taurus, being the stubborn bull it is, looks at Uranus and says, "Hey! We don't like your kind here. You're all about change and revolution." Now, Uranus, being the eccentric space cowboy it is, just takes a sip of its cosmic cocktail and says, "Relax, Toro. I'm not here to destroy your world...just shake it up a little!"
No kidding, folks. Uranus is in Taurus for the next seven years, and it’s like inviting a mad scientist to a tea party. Big changes are on the horizon, especially when it comes to money - Taurus' favorite topic. Think Bitcoin on steroids or Monopoly money becoming the new global currency. Banks might just become relics, like payphones or VHS tapes. And the housing and stock markets? Buckle up, because it's going to be a roller coaster ride.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to declutter our financial lives. Debts, taxes, credit card interests - these are not sparking joy, my friends! It's like we're trapped in a bad episode of 'Hoarders: Financial Edition'. Uranus is here to help us break free, change our relationship with money, and possibly find that missing sock under the mountain of bills.
Now, I know change can be scary. But remember, even though Uranus may seem like a rebellious teenager, it's actually here to liberate us. So, let's not dig our heels in. Let's embrace the change. After all, who knows? This period might just bring us to a point of greater stability, like finding a comfortable couch after years of sitting on bean bags. So, let's go along for the ride. It might just be the best one yet!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 11' 24", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4368288430km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, celestial voyagers! The time has come to talk about a cosmic event that's as rare as a vegan at a BBQ cook-off. Neptune, that big blue gas giant, is doing the cha-cha in the constellation Pisces. Oh, and did I mention it's going retrograde? That's space-speak for "Neptune's got its groove on but it's moonwalking." Yeah, things are about to get trippy. Now, don't freak out. Neptune in Pisces is like having your quirky art teacher guide your school tour - you might end up learning more about tie-dye techniques than history, but you'll definitely see things from a totally new perspective. This cosmic alignment is less about finding Waldo and more about finding...well, yourself. It's like using a spiritual GPS, but instead of giving you directions to the closest Chipotle, it's guiding you towards inner peace and unity. It's a reminder that we're all in this cosmic soup together, so maybe we should stop arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. So, how do you harness this energy? Start by exploring your emotional intelligence. Not sure what that means? Think of it as your ability to understand and manage your emotions. It's like having a PhD in feelings. And let's be honest, we could all benefit from a little more understanding these days. Consider this the perfect time to dive into something that stirs your soul. Maybe it's finally taking that yoga class you've been meaning to try, or setting up a sacred space in your home where you can connect with the universe. It's like creating your own personal Star Trek holodeck, but instead of battling aliens, you're battling inner demons. Remember, this is the era of sharing, folks! And no, I don’t mean sharing your Netflix password. We're talking about sharing your newly discovered spirituality and emotional wisdom with the world. After all, Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic support group, reminding us that we're all just stardust trying to figure out this thing called life. So, buckle up, star gazers! Things are about to get interesting. And remember, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just tiny specks on a spinning rock. So let's make it count!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 01' 24", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5248624281km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Housekeeper
In a galaxy far, far away...well, not that far - just about 5,248,566,272.163088799km or so (give or take a few meters), the dwarf planet Pluto is having a little cosmic shindig in the sign of Capricorn. Can you imagine? That's like Bilbo Baggins throwing a party in Darth Vader's Death Star. Talk about an odd couple!
Now, both Pluto and Capricorn are notorious for their obsession with power and success. They're like the Steve Jobs of the universe, always striving for perfection and efficiency. But beware! In their relentless pursuit of greatness, they might get a bit too carried away and forget that other people exist, with their different ideas and perspectives. It's like they're trying to download the latest iOS update without considering whether your poor old iPhone can handle it.
What does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, prepare for a bit of cosmic spring cleaning. Pluto, being the celestial equivalent of Marie Kondo, wants us to declutter our lives, rid ourselves of the negative patterns that no longer spark joy. This may involve a little destruction, but hey, when was the last time you renovated anything without breaking a few walls?
So, grab your cosmic dustpan and brush, my friends. It's time to start sweeping out the cobwebs of our old ways. And remember, be deliberate in what you destroy as you create. We don't want to accidentally throw out the cosmic baby with the bathwater, do we?
As we navigate through this period, let's try not to be too intolerant of ideas other than our own. After all, even the Death Star had a few good points - like that impressive planet-destroying laser. Not that we're endorsing planetary destruction, but you get the idea.
Now, go forth and embrace the cosmic chaos. And remember, in the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic!".
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
The Sun
Sun Opposite Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend.
Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.
For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.
However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.
Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.
Alternate interpretations:
Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.
Sun opposition Jupiter: Children with this aspect often need to learn to listen, because they may have a tendency of doing the opposite of what they are told! Basically a positive placement indicating enormous energy and radiance, the pitfall of the Sun/Jupiter opposition is overconfidence manifesting as a tendency to take on too many projects at once or a tendency to delve into projects without prior training. There is a tendency to think “I can do anything!” which is fine as long as the child is willing to go through the necessary training to get there! He could get carried away when it comes to vocational choices, following rainbows! This going against himself, so to speak, may also bring him in opposition to those in authority. Help him examine carefully the choices he makes. Insist he finish what he begins, and insist he promise only that which objectively can be fulfilled. Teach your child the importance of right timing and punctuality! Check the nature of the signs and houses that the Sun and Jupiter are in for greater insight in balancing the qualities of this polarity. — Interpretation from the Child Star Report.
Sun opposition Jupiter: You aim high, dream big dreams, and have a tremendous sense of what is possible for you to achieve. Overconfidence, grandiosity, lack of humility, and/or extreme discontent in modest circumstances may be your faults. Generally, however, your great expectations and enterprising spirit lead to success. Business, especially when there is an element of risk and speculation, suits you well. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.
Sun opposition Jupiter: Sometimes you’re prone to unrealistically high expectations, and this in turn can cause frustration when real life doesn’t measure up.
Your optimism and self-confidence will go through periods of being exceedingly high, making you feel invincible. You’ll experience more satisfaction if you take the time to think things through and proceed with patience and even a certain amount of caution. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path Report.
Mercury
Mercury Opposite Uranus
Avoid hasty speech and things said in anger in the heat of the moment. Impractical ideas, nervousness, irritability and unexpected disruptions are what you may have to deal with today. There may be sudden changes in travel plans. Be extra cautious while traveling as accidents are possible through carelessness and impatience.You possess a quick mind, you are very intuitive, and you require a great deal of mental stimulation to keep from feeling bored. Preferring to be self-directed, you don’t always take advice easily. There is a part of you that loves to shock, challenge, and instigate with the things you say; however, this may not be a conscious process. Your mental energy and output is extremely variable–one day you might be capable of enormous effort and interest in a project, and the next day the opposite. This is largely due to the fact that you feel a strong need to be true to your instincts and intuition, and if you are not absolutely inspired, you don’t feel right working on a project–you might feel that you are “faking” it, and this doesn’t sit well for you. The problem is that in life there are always going to be routine tasks to complete, things we have to do that don’t entirely suit our interests, and so forth. School years may be challenging as a result of your disdain for a linear approach to learning, routine tasks, and subjects that don’t inspire you, not because of any lack of mental ability. In fact, you can have real flashes of genius and your ideas and perspectives are often very original. At times you can be very dogmatic. You have a tendency to be, or to appear to be, scatterbrained. Your attention span can be short, and as a result, you might often leave projects unfinished. At times you can have an irritable temper and need to channel some of your nervous energy into constructive pursuits. Take time to reflect on what you truly believe in, because many times you are too busy challenging established thought, or playing devil’s advocate, to get in touch with your own opinions and feelings. This way, your intelligence, integrity, and ingenuity can come shining through.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Sigourney Weaver, Oliver Stone, Steven Seagal, George Clooney, Drew Carey, Bjork. Oppositions – Howard Stern, Voltaire, Henri Matisse, Billy Jean King, Robert Browning, Charles Chaplin, Danny DeVito.Venus
Venus Trine Uranus
Unusual, exciting, and unexpected business, social or romantic opportunities can occur now. You are charming, sparkling, witty, and others want you in their company. You exude a certain magnetism that draws people closer to you. Unusual ideas or ways to make money may surface now. You feel free and are happy to be alive. There is a sense of electricity running through you and you feel as if anything could happen. Intuition is strong. Go with it.The ability to get along with–and accept–people from all walks of life as friends is strong with this position. These people can readily see through insincerity in others. In relationships, tolerance is the most important “ingredient” to these people. Their sexual preferences are somewhat unconventional, and they won’t be happy with a partner who tries to limit their sexual expression. They are usually quite capable of maintaining relationships that require a great deal of freedom and tolerance, such as long-distance romances or set-ups in which partners are unable to see each other consistently. Their style in love is somewhat free and breezy, and noncommittal. They quite naturally accept the idea that their partner might need some personal space and freedom.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate interpretations:Venus sextile Uranus or Venus trine Uranus: *You are open and progressive in your attitudes towards love and romance, and spontaneous and free in your love-expression. You are always willing to experiment and try anything new that your partner suggests, and you enjoy being surprised. A relationship in which both you and your partner have a good deal of freedom and independence will hold your interest much more than a safe, predictable one.#On the physical level you feel the sexual spark in relationships immediately. On the spiritual level you are able to discern facts about their future through the same spark. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Marlene Dietrich, Gene Hackman, William Blake, Joe Cocker; Trines – Donald Sutherland, Maria Shriver, Arnold Palmer, Molly Ringwald, Jerry Lee Lewis, Barry Gibb, Ron Howard, Carmen Electra, Prince Albert, Lucille Ball.Venus
