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15 October, 2023
Solar activity was low. Region 3460 (S10W57, Dao/beta-gamma) produced an impulsive C9.8/Sn flare at 14/0515 UTC; the largest event of the period. New Region 3467 (N12E66, Cao/beta) produced a C3.5 flare at 14/1632 UTC. The largest region on the disk, Region 3465 (N10E30, Hax/alpha), was quiet and stable. The remaining regions were quiet and in minor decay. Other activity included a filament eruption near N40W30 beginning at around 14/0230 UTC. The associated CME was visible in SOHO LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 14/0500 UTC and is not expected to be Earth-directed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters remained enhanced due to CIR effects followed by negative polarity CH HSS combined with weak transient influence. Solar wind speeds averaged about 500 km/s through the period. Total field ranged from 2-4 nT, while the Bz component remained mostly neutral. The phi angle was variable.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 27 degrees, 32' 25", at a velocity of 12.45 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. It is 395265.76 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 21 Lib 38' 19", and is 149202955km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 27 Lib 32' 25", and is 395436km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Hey there, space travelers! Hold on to your hoverboards and tighten up your flux capacitors because it's time for today's horoscope! Our fair lady Luna has decided to throw a soirée in the classy neighborhood of Libra. That's right, she's ditching her usual lunar landscape digs for some high-class scales and harmony vibes. Now, I don’t know about you, but I'd trade my DeLorean for a chance to party in Libra's harmonious abode. The Moon’s current zip code being 395607.910547864 km away feels a bit like when Doc is trying to explain quantum physics while eating a sugar-loaded breakfast. It’s far, it’s complex, but hey, it’s part of the journey! So, what does this shift mean for us, you ask? Well, dear earthlings, it means balance is the word of the game. But remember, balance isn't about perfect equilibrium. We're not talking about some boring, static state of being. No, sir. It's more like getting the perfect hoverboard ride – full of ups, downs, lefts, rights, and whoa-did-you-see-that?! With Moon in Libra, it's all about finding harmony in the chaos, just like Marty trying to ensure his parents meet in the past. It's about making the right moves at the right time...or else you might accidentally erase your existence. But don't get too comfortable in this balanced bliss. In the next 24 hours, our moody moon will be packing her bags for Scorpio. This means that while now is the time for balance, soon we'll be diving into deeper waters. Think of it as the difference between Biff Tannen's jacuzzi and the depths of the Hill Valley lake. So, hang on to your hoverboards, folks. The moon's in Libra now, but tomorrow? Well, that's a different story. Just remember, as Doc said, "The future is whatever you make it." So, make it a good one!
Mercury
Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 18 Lib 04' 37", moving at 1.73 degrees per day, and is 207960140km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Alrighty my cosmic compadres, get ready to pop some personal space bubbles because guess what? Mercury is in Libra! And no, I don’t mean you'll find a tiny planet hiding in your scales if you happen to own one. I'm talking about the astrological event where our dear Mercury, the planetary equivalent of the office chatterbox, is hanging out in the zodiac neighborhood of Libra, the peacekeeping, scale-toting diplomat. Now, don't panic. This cosmic combo is not about to force you into a 'Battle Royale' with your loved ones or colleagues. Think less Hunger Games, and more like an episode of Friends - a few heated debates over trivial stuff, lots of heartfelt talks, and maybe even a long-overdue reconciliation with Ross... I mean, someone you've had a falling out with. This celestial event is all about focusing on our relationships, and not just the romantic kind. We're talking BFFs, family, coworkers, and even that barista who always gets your coffee order wrong. If you've been holding a grudge that's older than the Star Wars franchise, it might be time to let it go. When Mercury is in Libra, diplomacy is the name of the game. With Libra being represented by the Scales of justice in Astrology, we'll all be feeling a bit more balanced, like a perfectly calibrated seesaw or a well-executed Vulcan salute. Remember though, sometimes it’s okay to rock the boat a little. Don’t sugar-coat things or withhold information just to keep the peace. That's like forgetting to tell Luke Skywalker that Darth Vader is his father - some truth bombs need to be dropped. So, during this time, try to embrace the beauty of compromise, consider others' perspectives, and remember: expressing opposing beliefs with respect and openness can make any relationship stronger. And hey, if all else fails, just remember that Mercury is almost 208 million kilometers away. It's doing its best. Give it a break!
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 05 Vir 31' 05", moving at 0.92 degrees per day, and is 94037393km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Alright, celestial enthusiasts, grab your telescopes, quantum physics textbooks, and maybe a slice of organic vegan pizza because guess what? Venus has clocked in for her shift in Virgo! Now, don't go panicking that love is going to become as complicated as understanding the string theory. Instead, think of this as an opportunity for some cosmic spring cleaning. With Venus in Virgo, the universe is basically asking us, "Look, are you sure you're really into that person, or are you just into their collection of Star Wars memorabilia?" It's like our heart suddenly has a quality control department. For those in relationships, it's like getting a free trial of Relationship Audit Software 3000—time to assess if we're getting the good stuff we deserve. For all you single stargazers, Venus in Virgo will make you the Sherlock Holmes of red flags. You'll be able to spot potential bad news from a mile away, probably even before they've finished their opening pick-up line. And speaking of work, with Venus clocking overtime in Virgo, don't be surprised if you find yourself more attracted to spreadsheets than sonnets. Now, I know what you're thinking: all this analysis sounds about as romantic as a lecture on quantum mechanics. But fear not, dear astro-friends! Remember, Virgo is an Earth sign—grounded, sensual, and passionate about the finer things in life: food, art, nature, and yes, even the good ol' horizontal tango. But remember, Venus in Virgo also means playing it a bit more conservative, so don't expect any impulsive romances. Think less Romeo and Juliet, more Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet. So, buckle up, space rangers! With Venus in Virgo, it's time to get nerdy, nitpicky, and maybe a little naughty. And remember, love might be a science, but it's also an art. Now, where did I put my protractor?
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 02 Sco 05' 41", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381402268km away and receding.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Star Trek: The Wrath of Mars
Gather around, my celestial nerdlings, for Mars has sauntered into Scorpio like a Starfleet captain on a diplomatic mission to the Klingon home world. Now, you may be thinking, "Why, oh wise one, should we care?" Well, let me tell you.
Mars in Scorpio is like giving the helm of the starship Enterprise to Spock during his Pon Farr. There's power, there’s passion, and there's absolutely no time for anyone else's opinion. It's as if you’ve been gifted with the cosmic equivalent of a triple espresso shot - you’re in charge and you've got the vim and vigor to prove it. And anyone who tries to wrestle that away from you? Well, they better have their photon torpedoes at the ready.
Prepare to boldly go where you haven't gone before. You’re going on a deep-dive into the nebulous regions of your psyche, discovering uncharted territories and maybe even encountering a few Romulans along the way. This is your chance to transform, like a caterpillar into a butterfly, or better yet, a Tribble into...well, more Tribbles!
But be warned, celestial cadets. Mars in Scorpio can bring out the Khan in all of us. Don’t let pent up anger turn you into a ticking red matter bomb. Instead, use that energy to tackle your personal Kobayashi Maru. Choose your battles wisely and remember, you don't always have to set phasers to kill.
Think of this transit as your spiritual Starfleet Academy. It's tough, it's challenging, but it's also an opportunity to master the darkest corners of your inner space. Rise above the drama of intergalactic politics, resist the temptation for revenge and let go of old grudges. Remember, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. So, buckle up, engage warp drive and let's explore this final frontier together. Live long and prosper, my friends.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 12 Tau 58' 20", moving backwards at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 602803340km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Grab your flux capacitors, folks, because we're setting a course for the astrological realm where Jupiter, the big kahuna of wisdom and deep thought, is doing a cosmic cha-cha in Taurus, the zodiac’s own version of the irresistible force. You might think that Jupiter in Taurus is as thrilling as watching paint dry on a DeLorean, but hold onto your hoverboards! This combination is about as subtle as a lightning bolt to the clock tower. It's like your inner Yoda has finally found the "on" switch. That wisdom you've been seeking? It's not in some far-off galaxy, it's been in your back pocket all along! You just needed to shuffle around a bit to find it. Now, don't go rushing off to wrestle with your destiny without a plan. Jupiter in Taurus encourages you to make a to-do list, as exciting as that sounds, I know. But hey, even Marty McFly had to work out the precise moment to hit 88mph, right? Same thing here, my cosmic companions. It's time to tap into that bull-headed determination and slowly but surely tick off those goals. Good news for those of you who are as keen on cash as Biff Tannen. Jupiter, the lucky star, and Taurus, the Wall Street of the zodiac, are teaming up to sprinkle some prosperity into your life. But remember, folks, with great power comes great... Wait, wrong franchise. Ahem. Anyway, just remember to keep your impulses in check. Don't go buying that sports almanac just yet. So, fire up your DeLoreans, buckle your seatbelts, and remember - when Jupiter is in Taurus, where we're going, we don't need roads... just a solid plan, a bit of patience, and maybe a lottery ticket.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 51' 10", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1361160712km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, my star-gazing friends! Sit back, grab a cup of organic fair-trade cosmic tea, and strap in. We're setting a course for Saturn, currently dilly-dallying in the Piscean waters – and boy, is it making a splash! Now, in the grand Starfleet of our zodiac, Saturn is the Chief Engineer. And let's be honest, it's not exactly the life of the party. It's more like that guy at the party who, instead of joining the fun, is calculating the structural integrity of the beer pong table. But hold on to your tricorders, because when Saturn goes retrograde in Pisces, it's like someone's hit the ship's self-destruct sequence and only you can disarm it. How? By turning inward, becoming your own Counselor Troi, and connecting with your dreams. This is the time to beam up all those lofty ambitions and dreams you've been storing in your personal holodeck and make them real. Write that book, launch that business, or perhaps design a warp-capable starship. But remember, folks, this isn't some easy stroll down the promenade. Saturn in Pisces is like a surprise visit from Vulcan parents – completely unnerving and full of uncomfortable questions about your life choices. It's like an intergalactic audit of your dream tax returns. But don't raise the shields just yet. This celestial tough love is exactly what we need to clean up our act and boldly go where we've never gone before. And here's another curveball from the cosmos: with Saturn throwing a party in Pisces, the realm of sleep and dreams, we might feel like we've got a pair of Tribbles in our mattress – restless, anxious, and unable to sleep. But fear not, my celestial voyagers! This is the perfect time to channel your inner Vulcan: meditate, take a nature walk, practice deep breathing, or even take a nap (just keep that dream journal handy!). So, remember, folks, while Saturn in Pisces may seem like an unexpected subspace anomaly, it's really just a friendly nudge from the universe to take our dreams seriously. So grab your stylus and PADD, plot a course for your future, and engage!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 12' 39", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2806520278km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Rides Again
Alright, star gazers! Put on your space helmets and buckle up because we're taking a trip to the wild, wild cosmos where Uranus is currently crashing like an uninvited guest at Taurus's steady-going, tea-and-crumpets party. Now, Taurus, bless its earthy little heart, would rather stick to tradition than cha-cha slide into the unknown. But, here's the cosmic twist: Uranus didn't come to par-tay, it came to upheave the status quo like a bull in a china shop (pun totally intended!).
Now, if you are picturing Taurus sipping tea nervously while Uranus does the Macarena in the living room, you're getting the right vibe. Uranus is all about those sudden, electrifying changes that make Taurus want to bury its head under the duvet. But, like a hard drive update you've been clicking "remind me later" for months, these changes are unavoidable and, frankly, necessary.
Since Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, expect some serious Wall Street-level drama. We're talking revolutionary ways of dealing with money that could make Bitcoin look like Monopoly money. Banks might experience their own version of teen angst, and the stock and housing markets? Let's just say they should start practicing their rollercoaster screams now.
On the home-front, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to cut up your credit cards, sell your Beanie Baby collection, and start investing in artisanal goat cheese. It's all about breaking free from the financial shackles that have us doing the 9-5 shuffle. Debt, taxes, interest rates, rent, even that monthly subscription to "Cosmic Crunches Cereal" you forgot about, it's time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism.
So, buckle up cosmic comrades, the next seven years are going to be a wild ride. But remember, as nerve-racking as change can be, it's also the universe's way of shuffling us towards a better place. So, let's embrace the upheaval and see where this cosmic bull ride takes us. I promise, it will be one heck of a journey!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 35' 20", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4339347945km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune Takes a Dip in Pisces
Alright, my celestial comrades, fasten your seat belts! We're embarking on a cosmic road trip to the outer reaches of the solar system. That's right, we're heading to Neptune, currently kicking back and doing the backstroke in the watery realm of Pisces. And before you ask, yes, it's retrograding, or as I like to say, "taking a celestial sabbatical."
Now, you may be wondering, "What on Earth - or rather, Neptune - does this mean for me?" Well, let me tell you. Neptune in Pisces is like that friend who convinces you to go to a yoga class after work when all you really want to do is veg out on the couch. It's about stepping out of your comfort zone and into a space of spiritual growth and unity.
What's the use of fretting over who borrowed your stapler at work or who ate the last slice of pizza? The galactic dance of Neptune in Pisces is here to remind us that these trivial matters are just that, trivial. It's time to turn our telescopes towards the bigger picture - our collective journey.
This cosmic event reminds us that we are, each one of us, a star with our own unique light to shine. Just as Neptune is 4,339,317,313.239617348km away (give or take a few kilometers), we each have our own unique distance to travel and gifts to offer. So, dust off those dreams and bring them out into the open!
Now's the time to explore that spiritual path you've been curious about, or finally create that Zen garden in your backyard you've been daydreaming about. As you delve into this spiritual journey, remember, it's not just about personal enlightenment, but also about how you can beam out that newfound wisdom into the cosmos.
So whether you're a Virgo, a Gemini or a proud Capricorn, remember: Neptune's retrograde in Pisces is serving us all a cosmic cocktail of spiritual growth, unity, and understanding. So let's raise our glasses, or rather, our telescopes, to this celestial event!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 53' 46", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5198186443km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, fellow celestial wanderers! Today, we find that wee little Pluto (don't let its size fool you) is doing the cosmic tango with stoic Capricorn, and they're about a gazillion kilometers away. Or precisely, 5198127454.578697205km to be exact. Give or take a few lightyears. Who said astronomy wasn't precise? Now, it's time to buckle up your astro-belts because things are about to get interesting! Our dear friend Pluto, who isn't a planet (don't get me started on that debate), is currently in prograde. That's astro-speak for "moving forward." So, if you've been feeling like you're stuck in a cosmic traffic jam, worry not, things are moving! Both Pluto and Capricorn have a bit of a reputation in the zodiac world. They're like that really focused coworker who always seems to have their stuff together. They're all about success, power, and getting things done. The downside? They can be a bit, shall we say, single-minded. So, as Pluto pirouettes through Capricorn, you might find your patience for others' viewpoints wearing thin. But remember, not everyone thinks the Earth is flat. This planetary party is all about shedding the old to make way for the new. It's like spring cleaning, but for your soul. Pluto wants us to ditch the baggage that's no longer serving us. I know, that sounds a bit harsh. But sometimes, you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. So, as Pluto and Capricorn dance their cosmic waltz, remember to be mindful of what you're letting go. Destruction can be constructive, but only if you're demolishing the right walls. So, folks, let's dust off our telescopes, embrace the changes, and remember: in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny specks on a slightly larger speck. Isn't astrology just the best? Until next time, keep watching the stars!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Mars
