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14 October, 2023
Solar activity remained at low levels this period. Weak C-class activity was observed from Regions 3460 (S10W44, Dao/beta-gamma), 3465 (N10E43, Hsx/alpha) and a new area of enhanced plage located on the NE limb. Little noticeable change was observed among the six spotted regions. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Background solar wind conditions prevailed through 13/0200 UTC, after which an enhancement, likely associated with a solar sector boundary crossing and CH HSS influence, was observed. Solar wind speeds increased slowly throughout the period from about 310 km/s early to about 510 km/s late. Total field strength values increased from 10 nT to a peak of 24 nT midday, while the Bz component ranged between -15 nT and +23 nT. The phi angle was mostly in a negative orientation.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 15 degrees, 11' 06", at a velocity of 12.26 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 29.1 days old. It is 398926.19 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 20 Lib 38' 52", and is 149245632km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 15 Lib 11' 06", and is 398448km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Ahh, greetings, star gazers! You know, our old friend the Moon has decided to pull a Han Solo and navigate into Libra. Now, don't rush off to Google distance measurements. I've got your back. Our silvery celestial compadre is a whopping 398,604.745855221km away. Whew! Say that five times fast! Now, you might be thinking, "What the Chewbacca does that mean for me?" Well, let me break it down for you in my best Millennium Falcon lingo. When the Moon struts into Libra, it's like the galaxy's biggest, most charismatic diplomat has walked into the cantina. Things are gonna get balanced faster than you can say "Death Star." And it's not just about balance; it's about harmony. Just like how Han and Leia found a way to make it work (most of the time), you'll find yourself striving for equilibrium in relationships. But remember, folks, Libra isn't just about making peace. It's also about fairness and justice. So if anyone tries to shortchange you on your share of the smuggling profits or, you know, life's little joys, now's the time to step up. Just channel your inner Solo, smirk at the face of danger, and say, "I've got a bad feeling about this." So, buckle up, space wanderers! Whether you're navigating asteroid fields or just the local supermarket, may the Moon's light guide your way. And remember: Do. Or do not. There is no try. Especially with the Moon in Libra. It's like Yoda meets Judge Judy up there.
Mercury
Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 16 Lib 20' 18", moving at 1.74 degrees per day, and is 206674950km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Mercury in Libra: When the Winged Messenger Plays Cupid
Alright, space cadets, buckle up! Mercury, our cosmic mailman, has just zoomed into the realm of the social butterfly Libra. Now, this isn't like your Aunt Edna awkwardly trying to set you up with her neighbor's cousin's yoga instructor. Nope, this is more like a celestial match.com where everyone gets a chance at finding their perfect partner-in-crime, be it in love, friendship, or work.
Now, don't panic if you've got more beef than a butcher's shop. This cosmic shift isn't about digging up grudges and duking it out in a cage match. Instead, it's about finding a middle ground, like some sort of intergalactic Switzerland. And it's not just for those 'lovey-dovey' relationships, oh no, it's for every relationship. So, time to dust off those diplomatic skills, folks!
But here's the catch, Libra's scales aren't just for show. They symbolize balance – that elusive middle ground between being a doormat and a dictator. So, while Mercury is doing its thing in Libra, we're all going to feel an urge to play fair, to make sure everyone gets a slice of the cosmic pie. But beware, my fellow star gazers, of the 'Nice Guy Syndrome'.
You know the type - always agreeable, forever avoiding conflict, and would rather swallow a live porcupine than say anything that might upset someone. Remember, we're aiming for balance, not blandness. So, don’t morph into a 'yes-man' or hide truths just to keep the peace. After all, a good debate can be as exhilarating as a ride on a comet tail!
So during this transit, embrace the joy of respectful disagreement. After all, you don’t have to see eye-to-eye to walk hand-in-hand. So go forth, my interstellar ambassadors, and remember: true communication is not about being nice, it's about being real.
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 04 Vir 36' 08", moving at 0.91 degrees per day, and is 92914282km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Well, hello there, stargazers! Strap on your science goggles because it's time to navigate the cosmos with a blend of wit, whimsy, and a dash of quantum physics. Venus, our neighborly planet that's about 92,861,275.13 kilometers away (give or take a few decimal points), has just moved into Virgo—and let's just say, things are about to get real! Now, when Venus pirouettes into Virgo, it's like turning on the autocorrect in your love life. You suddenly see all the typos, errors, and misplaced commas that you've been ignoring. You may find yourself thinking, "If I can't have a love life as flawless as a mathematical equation, maybe I'm better off calculating the trajectory of a comet." But don't lose heart, my celestial seekers! Coupled individuals might feel like they're in a relationship audit. You may find yourself nitpicking your partner's habits—like their inability to understand the importance of the Fibonacci sequence or their refusal to accept that Pluto is, indeed, a planet. But remember, constructive criticism is the key here, not just pointing out how they don't appreciate the beauty of a well-balanced chemical equation. Single folks, it's time to put on your detective glasses! You may start noticing red flags that you normally wouldn't. And let's be honest, if they can't tell their asteroids from their elbow, are they really worth your time? Venus in Virgo may have you loving your work more than actual love. Don't worry, it's not you becoming a workaholic—it's just the Venusian vibe making you appreciate the art of perfecting your work. After all, who doesn't love a perfectly balanced spreadsheet? Now, all this talk about scrutiny and analysis might not sound very saucy. But fear not! Venus in Virgo can be passionate too. It's just a more reserved, let's-savor-the-moment kind of passion. Think of it as the difference between a sudden supernova and the steady burn of a red giant—both are great, but sometimes, slow and steady wins the cosmic race. So, whether you're single, coupled or somewhere in between, remember: Venus in Virgo is not about nitpicking, it's about refining. It's about appreciating the beauty in details, in perfection, in the dance of the planets—and yes, that includes the dance between the sheets. So put on your lab coat,
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 01 Sco 25' 01", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381372823km away and receding.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Interstellar Shenanigans: Mars in Scorpio
Well, buckle up stargazers, because Mars has just parked its cosmic caboose in Scorpio. This is a bit like when your temperamental Uncle Terry comes to stay - you know things are going to get intense and a bit prickly, but there's always the chance of some unexpected life lessons.
So here's the deal: Mars in Scorpio is like having a cosmic Red Bull. It's not here to mess around or listen to your complaints about how your favourite coffee shop ran out of oat milk. Nope, it's all about powering through with the single-minded focus of a cat stalking a laser pointer dot.
This planetary combo is going to supercharge our willpower like a geek at a Star Trek convention. There's no mountain too high or Star Wars trivia question too obscure. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (thanks, Spidey!). We can't just go around Hulk-smashing through every obstacle in our path. That kind of unchecked aggression could leave a trail of emotional wreckage that makes the Death Star look like a party balloon.
Instead, try to channel your newfound energy into something constructive. Like, I don't know, building a scale model of the Millennium Falcon or finally getting around to organizing your vinyl collection. You're in control here. Mars in Scorpio is just the kick in the pants you need to get moving.
And hey, while we're diving headfirst into the deep end of our psyches, we might as well take the opportunity to do a bit of spring cleaning. Yeah, it's going to be tough, like trying to solve a Rubik's cube in the dark, but the reward is worth the struggle. By confronting our shadows (I'm looking at you, Darth Vader), we can transform ourselves into the Jedi masters we were always meant to be.
So, remember folks, this isn't just about surviving Uncle Terry's visit (or Mars in Scorpio). It's about coming out the other side with a deeper understanding of ourselves and hopefully, a completed Millennium Falcon model to boot.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 13 Tau 05' 23", moving backwards at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 603614378km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Market
So, Jupiter has parked its gargantuan, gas-giant self in Taurus, and it's like the universe's biggest philosophical smarty-pants just moved into a penthouse suite made of gold and chocolate truffles. This cosmic alignment is like having Yoda living in the world's swankiest bachelor pad, folks! It's time to put on your thinking caps and polish your piggy banks, because we're about to get both deep and prosperous.
Under normal circumstances, Jupiter is the Mr. Miyagi of the zodiac, teaching us life lessons and nudging us towards enlightenment. But now, it's hanging out in Taurus, the sign that's as stubborn as a mule and as luxurious as a Kardashian. Put these two together, and you've got a recipe for some serious soul-searching and bank balance boosting.
Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic green light for making moves towards your dreams. With Jupiter cheering you on like a personal growth coach and Taurus providing the stubborn persistence, you'll be ticking off those life goals like a hyperactive game show contestant. Just remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, so don't rush the process. Taurus likes to take things slow and steady, after all.
Now, let's talk about money, honey. Jupiter is known for doling out good luck and fortune like Oprah giving away cars, while Taurus is basically the Bill Gates of the zodiac. So, this transit could make your bank account look like it just won the lottery. Time to review those finances and spot opportunities for growth. Maybe buy that lottery ticket, eh?
But here's the rub, my celestial friends. Taurus loves the finer things in life, and with Jupiter, the planet of excess in the mix, there's a risk of going overboard. It's like having a gourmet chef in an all-you-can-eat buffet. Discipline is key during this transit. Don't let your wants turn into willy-nilly whims, or you might find yourself in a financial food coma.
So, buckle up, it's going to be a wild cosmic ride. And remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey... and the size of the bank account when you get there!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 53' 13", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1359254614km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Interstellar Intrusion
Alright cosmic cadets, buckle up because Saturn, the galactic disciplinarian, has drifted into the nebulous realm of Pisces. It's like that one time when your favourite 1960s British sci-fi villains, the Daleks, decided to take a vacation in the tranquil waters of the Pacific - chaos ensues! This planetary 'Dad' is here to prod and poke at your dreams, and he's not taking any prisoners. He's 1359188946.017301559km away but trust me, his aura is making its presence felt right here on terra firma.
This isn't your fluffy 'live, laugh, love' kind of celestial series, folks. Saturn in Pisces is like having a reality check in the middle of a daydream. It asks you to wake up and smell the cosmic coffee, to follow through on those dreams you've been hoarding like vintage comic books. It's less about manifesting and more about actually doing something. Get your act together, write that epic space opera, start that eco-friendly waffle truck business, do the thing!
But hold onto your telescopes, because Saturn in Pisces isn't all work and no play. It's also an invite to tune out the noise, to find comfort in solitude and silence. So, put on your grooviest meditation music, take a stroll in your favourite forest, or engage in a bit of intergalactic dreaming (but keep a journal handy for those cosmic insights!). After all, who said you can't find enlightenment while counting extraterrestrial sheep?
Remember, Saturn is the 'dad' of the zodiac, and just like your dad when he's trying to fix the Wi-Fi, he means well. Embrace the nudges, the questions, and the cosmic meddling. In the end, the advice he gives might just be the guidance you need to beam up to the next level of your journey. After all, as the Daleks would say, "You will be upgraded!"
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 14' 41", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2807824127km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Horoscope: Oh, Taurus, my friend, brace yourself because Uranus has rolled into your house like a cosmic wrecking ball. No, seriously, it's just pulled up in its spaceship, beaming with that peculiar blue-green light, ready to take you on the road trip of a lifetime. And, by 'lifetime', I mean seven years. Pack a lunch, buddy. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But I like my comfy couch and my Netflix subscription, thank you very much." Well, my friend, Uranus doesn't care about your comfort zone. It's all about shaking things up, flipping tables, and, in general, causing a ruckus. It's the intergalactic embodiment of the phrase "change is the only constant". A paradox, I know, but that's Uranus for you! So, money, huh? That's your thing. You've got more savings accounts than a squirrel has nuts. But guess what? Uranus couldn't care less about your piggy banks or your mattress stash. We're talking revolutionary change here, folks. Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin...you name it. The traditional banking system? Might as well be a dinosaur. And the stock market? It's gonna twist and turn more than a worm on a hook. But hey, it's not all bad. In fact, it's not bad at all. You see, Uranus isn't here to ruin your day; it's here to liberate you from the material chains you've forged. Debt, taxes, rent, mortgages - these are not your masters. It's time to rethink your relationship with money. And remember, while you might be feeling like a cat tossed into a zero-gravity chamber, these changes are here to stay. So, buckle up, Taurus, and embrace the chaos. Because, in the end, you'll find that Uranus hasn't wrecked your house; it's just given it a much-needed renovation.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 36' 47", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4338207112km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Piscean Pool Party
Alright, star gazers, buckle up your space boots! Neptune, our resident dreamer, has wandered into Pisces' celestial swimming pool. Now, I know what you're thinking: "How on earth does a gas giant frolic in an imaginary aquatic sign?" Well, imagine it as an intergalactic Marco Polo game, with Neptune being 'it'. And we all know how good Neptune is at finding stuff! It's like Sherlock Holmes on a cosmic scale!
The Piscean realm is all about feels and spirit and Neptune is the DJ, spinning tracks that make us all sway to the beat of unity. It's like a high school reunion, but without the awkwardness and bad punch. Suddenly, petty differences seem about as important as Pluto’s status as a planet (sorry, Pluto). The value of coming together shines brighter than a supernova. We're talking Nobel Prize winning level of unity here!
Here's the kicker: this galactic get-together is also a call-to-action. Think of it as a cosmic brainstorming session. What can you contribute to our collective progress and healing? Maybe you've got a green thumb and can spearhead community gardens or perhaps you're the next Elon Musk, ready to launch us into a sustainable future. Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces is your VIP pass to explore and share your unique offerings.
This cosmic confluence is also the perfect time to dive into spiritual adventures or create a sacred space at home. You could build a shrine to your favorite sci-fi character or even start practicing yoga with your cat (Trust me, Mr. Whiskers will love it)! And remember, Neptune in Pisces is like your personal life coach - ready to support you throughout the process. So, go forth and make the most of Neptune's Piscean Pool Party!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 53' 40", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5195533058km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Space, the Final Frontier... of Astrology
Alright folks, buckle up and set your phasers to 'fun', because we're about to embark on a cosmic journey that would make Spock raise an eyebrow. Just so you know, Pluto's not just a Disney dog or a dwarf planet anymore - it's in Capricorn, and things are about to get interesting. So, grab your Vulcan ear tips and let's delve into the infinite expanse of the stars.
Pluto, our distant space buddy, is approximately 5,195,474,154.550496101km away. No, I didn't just fall asleep on my keyboard, those are the actual digits. And yes, I know what you're thinking, "Surely, there must be some kind of Starfleet frequent flyer miles for that distance!" Sadly, no. But don't fret, because Pluto is currently prograde, which in layman's terms means it's moving in the same direction as us. It's like we're on a cosmic road trip together!
In astrological terms, Pluto and Capricorn are like Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, both oriented towards success and power, sharing a laser-like focus that makes them a formidable team. However, during this transit, our compassion for other people’s views might get sucked into a black hole, since both Pluto and Capricorn demand results quicker than Scotty can fix the Enterprise.
So, in essence, what does this mean for us? Well, Pluto wants us to boldly go where no man has gone before, to jettison our negative patterns that are about as useful as a Tribble on a starship. However, remember that this journey involves some constructive destruction. Like a red shirt on an away mission, be prepared and deliberate in what you destroy as you create. After all, as the great Captain Kirk once said, “Change is the essential process of all existence.”
So, let's embrace this Pluto in Capricorn transit with the same enthusiasm as William Shatner's acting. After all, aren't we all just tiny specks on a spaceship circling the sun at 67,000 mph? Now, if that doesn't make you want to laugh, I don't know what will!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Venus
Venus Opposite Saturn
You may feel very unloved. You may see people as cold and calculating. People's lack of sympathy may depress you to the bone today. Social, financial, and romantic problems and disappointments characterize this transit. Selfishness and a lack of consideration are probably the reasons. You reap what you sow and now is a good time to analyze yourself and your relationships. There may be difficulties and delays with respect to women in general.Giving and receiving love are not flowing and natural for people born with Venus in hard aspect to Saturn. Blockages are experienced, and love relationships may be a source of frustration as a result, until the natives learn to love themselves, and to feel worthy of love from others. Duty is often associated with love, and some might find themselves stuck in a loveless marriage, for example. Especially in youth, these people might feel awkward in some social situations, unsure of how to express affections, and fearful of rejection. Problematic Saturn positions often get better with age, experience, and practice, however! In its more negative expression, some people with this position learn to scheme in order to get what they want from a partner, or they might treat partnerships as if they were businesses.These aspects can make natives especially sensitive to “cues” that suggest they are not loved or rejected in some way. People with Venus-Saturn in hard aspect can often “expect” rejection in issues of love and care, whether they are conscious of this tendency or not. This can often lead to negative situations in love — and bad timing or the feeling of having “bad luck” in relationships.People with Venus in hard aspect to Saturn might either downplay their physical appearance or pay excessive attention to it. Either way, self-consciousness with adornments is common. Often, people with this position sell themselves short. They are not risk takers when it comes to relationships, often choosing a path that they feel is safe, even if it is an uncomfortable one. Fear of giving can also express itself through tight-fistedness with money.The key to handling these aspects is to learn to loosen up and relax. Know that you may be oversensitive to rejection — and try to gain some perspective when you feel your love is not being returned to your satisfaction. Are you truly letting love in, or is there a part of you that is scared? Could your expectations and “heaviness” in the area of relationships (you might take love more seriously than most) be getting in the way of accepting love and affection? Venus-Saturn people may have deep-seated feelings of being unworthy of love, even if they are able to rationalize and decide otherwise!Alternate interpretations: Venus square Saturn or Venus opposition Saturn: *You are serious and find it difficult to enjoy yourself in a lighthearted, open and playful way with others. You rarely do something purely for pleasure, and can be very close-fisted and parsimonious. Perhaps due to painful separations in your early life, you are very cautious about becoming close to people and sharing your feelings. Though you crave love and affection, intimacy is difficult for you. You may become romantically involved with people who do not value you or treat you well. You need to learn to love and value yourself before you will find happiness in love.#You may find that your best sexual relationships are with individuals who are significantly older or younger than yourself. The role of teacher is so significant in your life that it may pervade your love life. You will need to overcome a sense of reserve or inhibition to deepen your spiritual connection. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Milton Berle, Julia Child, Mia Farrow, Michael J. Fox, Frank Gifford, Merv Griffin, Adolf Hitler, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Landon, k.d. lang, Janet Leigh, Charles Manson, Steve McQueen, Joni Mitchell, Dudley Moore, Christina Onassis, Joe Pesci, Michelle Pfeiffer, Lisa Marie Presley, Alicia Silverstone, Oprah Winfrey. Oppositions – Sandra Bernhard, Lisa Bonet, Clint Eastwood, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jimi Hendrix, Victor Hugo, Chaka Khan, Jerry Lee Lewis, Kenny Loggins, Chuck Mangione, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Luciano Pavarotti, Richard Pryor, Frank Sinatra.Mars
