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The Sun

The Sun is in Libra

The Sun is at 11 Lib 45' 26", and is 149626069km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Gemini

The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 26 Gem 44' 55", and is 391686km away and receding.

Moon Is In Gemini

Alright, star warriors, grab your telescopes and hold onto your space pants because we're in for a wild cosmic ride! Now, I'm just your friendly neighborhood astrologer, but you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that when the Moon is doing its cosmic cha-cha in Gemini, things are going to get interesting. So, what does this mean for you? Well, Gemini is the celestial equivalent of those twins from The Shining - double trouble, full of curiosity, and a little bit talkative. With the Moon hanging out here, it's like having two cups of coffee at midnight, you're going to be pinging off the walls with ideas. Now, remember, the Moon is a hefty 391,390.289502513km away. That's like going around Earth nearly 10,000 times or to the nearest Starbucks and back, if you're flying on a dragon while debating whether Pluto should be reinstated as a planet. But distance doesn't matter in cosmic love affairs, so brace yourself for the lunar vibes! In the next 24 hours, that fickle Moon is packing its bags and moving into the homey realm of Cancer. It’s kind of like leaving a wild house party to curl up with a good book and a cup of hot cocoa. Your emotions might feel like they've been put through a cosmic washing machine, but hey, who doesn't enjoy a good spin cycle? So, buckle up, stargazers! With the Moon's cosmic shenanigans, it's time to engage warp speed and boldly go where no horoscope has gone before. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's about how excited you are for the Moon in Gemini! May the force of the cosmos be with you!

Mercury

Mercury is in Libra

Mercury is prograde at 00 Lib 27' 11", moving at 1.76 degrees per day, and is 188594753km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Libra

Greetings, star gazers and alien hunters! Grab your telescopes and tinfoil hats, because Mercury has decided to swing by Libra for a cosmic soirée! Now, this isn't just a celestial version of Netflix and chill; no, this is like having Sheldon Cooper from 'The Big Bang Theory' as your love guru! Mercury, the chatty Cathy of our solar system, joining forces with Libra, the zodiac’s poster child for balance and fairness, is like Spock deciding to host an intergalactic diplomacy seminar. And you, my star-crossed friend, are the VIP guest! This isn’t just about who you're smooching under the stars. This cosmic crossover is about all your relationships - be it with your grumpy boss, your nosy neighbor, or that cousin who insists on wearing socks with sandals (yes, we all have one). If you’ve been playing tug-of-war with any relationship or nursing a grudge that’s older than Yoda, now’s the time to wave the white flag and bury the hatchet. But remember, this is not about who shot first, Han or Greedo; it's about finding balance! The cosmic energy right now is like a gentle Vulcan mind meld from the universe, nudging us to be fair-minded, objective, and generally more Spock-like in all our interactions. The challenge here is to resist turning into a human marshmallow. Be careful not to sugar-coat your words or suppress the truth like a classified Area 51 file just to keep the peace. Remember, my friends, true communication isn't just about nodding along to 'The Imperial March'. Sometimes, you need to voice your resistance, even if it means opposing the Empire... I mean, your partner's opinion. As long as you express your beliefs with respect and openness, you're sure to strengthen your alliance, whether it's with a Wookiee, a Vulcan, or your office mate. So, hitch a ride on this cosmic energy wave and boldly go where no horoscope reader has gone before!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 26 Leo 51' 58", moving at 0.8 degrees per day, and is 82884278km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Greetings, celestial seekers! Hold onto your telescopes as Venus waltzes into Leo's cosmic ballroom, a whopping 82832168.838585660km away. Now, you might be thinking, "Is that even remotely close?" Well, let's just say if we could measure love in kilometers, we'd be getting ready to shout it from the rooftops! As our lovely Venus takes a turn in Leo's fiery dance, it's as if we've been handed a cosmic megaphone to broadcast our affections. Playful dates, grandiose declarations of love, and yes, a sprinkle of dramatic tantrums are on the menu. It's like a cosmic soap opera unfolding right before our eyes. Under this celestial influence, being merely 'liked' or 'appreciated' just doesn't cut the mustard. No, we crave full-blown adoration! Those who prefer to play it safe might find themselves sidelined, much like a Vulcan at a Klingon karaoke night. However, be warned: Leo's fiery energy isn't all sunshine and rainbows. The Lion also has a flair for drama. Like a starship captain denied their Earl Grey tea, we may lash out if we feel we're not receiving the recognition we so rightly deserve. Who knew the cosmos could be such a stage? And what of our cosmic coffers? Under Venus in Leo, money becomes a means to an end. It's all about making a grand gesture, treating ourselves and those we care about to a taste of the high life. But remember, like a Ferengi with a faulty replicator, overspending may lead to a sense of emptiness. Leo's generous heart finds more joy in giving thoughtful gifts than in self-indulgence. So buckle up, space cadets! With Venus in Leo, we're in for a cosmic ride that's more colorful than a Risian sunset. It's a stellar reminder that life, like the universe itself, is far more enjoyable with a dash of excitement and fun. Beam me up, Venus!

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 25 Lib 21' 14", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 380738677km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Your trusty astro-nerd is here to dish out the cosmic tea. So, park your spaceship, grab a cup of herbal concoction, and let's chat about Mars taking a leisurely stroll through Libra. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Mars, that hot-headed, adrenaline junkie in Libra, the sign of balance and compromise?" Yes, my friends, the Universe indeed has a quirky sense of humor. This is like dropping Conan the Barbarian into a Jane Austen novel - intriguing, isn't it? First off, let me reassure you that Mars won’t be going around smashing teacups or challenging anyone to a duel. In fact, expect an unusual calmness, the kind that follows after one watches a full season of Star Trek in one sitting. Now don't get too comfy there, some tricky business lies ahead! While Mars frolics through Libra, we're more likely to play nice, avoid conflict, and put on our best Mr. Spock impersonation: logical, diplomatic, and charming. But remember, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows, folks! We might find ourselves suppressing our feelings to avoid any disturbances in the Force, I mean, relationships. However, let's not forget that Libra isn't just about peace and harmony; it's also the sign of justice. So, while Mars is in Libra, don't be surprised if you feel an urge to don your superhero cape and fight for equality, sort of like a nerdy Captain Planet! But alas, every cosmic event has its downside, and with this one, it’s the dreadful indecision and procrastination. It's like being stuck in a time loop, trying to decide whether to save the universe or binge-watch another season of Doctor Who. Don’t worry though, as long as you act with love, intention, and fairness, you’re making the right moves, even if it takes a little longer. So, during this Mars in Libra transit, remember to channel your inner Jedi: maintain balance, seek justice, and above all, keep your lightsaber of love and kindness ignited. May the Force, I mean, Mars be with you!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 02' 58", moving backwards at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 612743647km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Comedy Show

Alright star-gazers, let's talk Jupiter in Taurus. Imagine if you will, the universe's wisest grandpa, Jupiter, deciding to crash at his most stubbornly inert grandson's place, Taurus. I mean, come on! It's like a cosmic comedy of manners playing out in the celestial sphere.

This celestial sitcom isn't just for laughs though. It's a reminder that wisdom isn't something you order from Amazon Prime. You can't just add it to your cart and expect it to be delivered by a drone in two hours flat. No, my friends, it's already there, tucked away in your cerebral cortex, just waiting for you to turn down the volume of your daily noise and tune in.

So, get ready to channel your inner Sheldon Cooper, create a 'Jupiter in Taurus' to-do list, and methodically tick off those tasks. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. Or in this case, achieves your long-term dreams.

But hold on to your telescopes, because it's not all about hard work and no play. Jupiter is like the Oprah of the cosmos, it's all "You get good luck, and you get good luck, everybody gets good luck!" And Taurus, well, it's the Bill Gates of the zodiac signs. So, get ready for some serious prosperity potential.

But beware, my dear celestial enthusiasts, Taurus is also one indulgent sign. This guy practically invented the term 'treat yo self'. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, comes over for a visit, well, let's just say the stakes at the buffet table of life just got higher. Be careful not to confuse your 'need' for that third slice of pizza with a mere 'want'.

So in the cosmic sitcom of Jupiter in Taurus, remember to laugh at the absurdity, delight in the wisdom, and above all, keep a firm hand on your slice of the celestial pizza pie!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 15' 37", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1343476148km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy

Well, folks, hold onto your telescopes! Saturn, the granddaddy of the cosmos, has decided to park its rings in Pisces. I mean, it's only about a billion kilometers away, give or take a few million – no need for binoculars, right? That's like your next-door neighbor in cosmic terms.

Anyway, when Saturn goes retrograde in Pisces, it's like your strict physics professor crashing your dreamy philosophy class. It's less "what's the meaning of life?" and more "can you calculate the gravitational force between two objects?" Not exactly what you signed up for, huh?

Saturn in Pisces is here to give our dreams and daydreams an unexpected MOT. This is the celestial equivalent of your mom finding that old, forgotten sandwich under your bed and saying, "It's time to clean up your act, kiddo." Well, thanks, Saturn. We might roll our eyes, but deep down, we know it's good for us.

Now, as much as we love our Piscean realm - the land of dreams, meditation and Netflix marathons, we might feel a bit jittery with Saturn's visit. It's like trying to meditate while your roommate practices their drum solo. Not ideal, but hey, we'll manage.

So, what's the move? Meditate, take long walks, breathe deeply, or even take a nap (just make sure you've got your dream journal ready for any cosmic downloads). If all else fails, get some sleep. Who knows, you might wake up with a blueprint to the next Amazon or the plot for a best-selling novel.

Remember, even though Saturn might seem like a cosmic party pooper, it's just here to help us realize our dreams. So, let's buckle up, listen to the celestial dad's advice, and clean up our cosmic room. After all, there's no hiding from a planet that's only a billion kilometers away!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 31' 25", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2821246027km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus, the Cosmic Bull in a China Shop

Alright folks, hold onto your telescopes because Uranus is doing its thing in Taurus, and let's just say it's like inviting a bull into a china shop - a cosmic one at that. Taurus, that old stick-in-the-mud, likes things predictable, stable, and as unchanging as an old pair of socks. But with Uranus barging in with its "Change is fun!" attitude, the steady Taurean world is about to get rocked. We're talking Star Trek teleportation-level change here, people!

Now, Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac, obsessed with money and material possessions. With Uranus, the zodiac's mad scientist, crashing this party for the next seven years, we can expect some cosmic-level financial shake-ups. New currencies might be born faster than you can say 'Bitcoin,' and banks might have to redefine themselves or risk being as outdated as a dial-up modem.

On a personal level, this celestial shake-up is all about breaking free from the chains of financial doom. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages... sounds like a horror movie, right? Well, Uranus is here to hit the eject button on all that. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. I mean, who needs another lava lamp anyway?

Resisting these changes would be like trying to argue with a black hole. Spoiler alert: the black hole always wins. The changes coming our way are here to liberate us, not to make us run around like headless chickens. So brace yourselves, star gazers, because we’re about to get a front-row seat to a cosmic rodeo. But don't worry, the stability will return, just like those reruns of Star Trek.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 50' 32", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4329829912km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, star gazers, prepare to dive into the cosmic soup, because Neptune - the big blue goofball of the universe - is doing a tango in Pisces right now. And, oh boy, is it stirring up emotions like a toddler with a spoon in a pot of spaghetti. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Neptune is over 4 billion kilometers away, how on Earth can it affect me?" Well, my dear skeptic, let me remind you that Wi-Fi signals travel through walls and chocolate has the power to mend a broken heart, so distance and physics are more suggestions than rules in this universe. In this celestial dance, Neptune, the planet named after the Sea God himself, is splashing around in Pisces, the most emotive and spiritual of the signs. This merger is like adding hot sauce to your guacamole - it gives us a special kind of 'spicy vision', letting us see through the fog of our own contradictions. Suddenly, those petty squabbles about who left the cap off the toothpaste seem as insignificant as a single crumb on a 5-tier wedding cake. This cosmic event is beaming down a neon sign that reads, “Hey, come together, folks!” It's like a galactic Beatles song urging us to join hands and hearts. Because, let's face it, we are all on this tiny rock together, hurtling through space at an alarming speed. What does this all mean for you? Well, it's time to dig deep into your emotional treasure chest and find out what unique gems you can offer to the world. Maybe it's a killer recipe for vegan brownies, or perhaps you're the next Picasso. Whatever it is, don't keep it to yourself. Share it! And if you're feeling a bit lost in this cosmic salsa, it's the perfect time to explore a new spiritual path or simply light a candle and create a Zen corner in your house. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is like the ultimate cosmic life coach, cheering you on from the sidelines. Just remember, as you navigate through this time, there's no need to panic. We're all just stardust, trying to make sense of this cosmic rollercoaster ride. So, go ahead, embrace the chaos, dance with Neptune, and remember, it’s all just wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 53' 59", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5171999462km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: A Darth Vader Chronicle

Listen up, my space-faring friends! Pluto, that scrappy little underdog of the solar system, has parked its cosmic caboose in Capricorn. And what an interesting combo that is, like mixing Dad's old Beatles records with a techno beat. Pluto and Capricorn together are like super-focused Jedi masters, zeroed in on power and success. But be warned, they're not the cuddliest of constellations. With these two, it's less 'Kumbaya' and more 'Lord Vader, your car is double-parked.'

And let's talk about Pluto being in retrograde. In layman's terms, it's doing the moonwalk across the star-studded dance floor. It doesn't mean Pluto's going backward (it didn't forget its wallet). No, it's just an optical illusion caused by our own orbital shenanigans. So, don’t panic and start building a Death Star just yet.

Pluto's visit to Capricorn is all about transformation, like going from Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader, minus the heavy breathing and fashion-forward cape. It's urging us to drop the dead weight, the negative patterns that are as useful as a screen door on a spaceship. But remember, this isn't mindless destruction; it's constructive, like building a new Ewok village after the original got trashed by Stormtroopers. So, choose wisely what you destroy, like that box of 90's pogs or your collection of Jar Jar Binks memorabilia.

So, stay frosty out there, folks. Embrace the change, and may the force...err, Pluto, be with you!

Mercury

Mercury Trine Pluto

Your powers of perception are very sharp. You can go right to the heart of the matter with the skill of a competent surgeon. You might want to play detective today and ferret out some of nature's secrets. You long for a deeper understanding of things and have the skill today to do so. Share your discoveries with others. Conversations with others may profoundly affect your thinking.Interpretation sample from the In-Depth Profile report — You go to the origin of a problem once you start working on it. You communicate with a quick, soft-spoken force that others pick up on magnetically. You have both broad range and depth of interest. You are very versatile and make a great problem solver. Your mind is naturally interested in security issues which can run the gambit from ordinary cops and robber stuff, to high tech computer theft, national security, and the international monetary fund. To fully use your skills you should spend time analyzing your motives. Do a thorough investigation as to your own beliefs about the meaning of life. Once you have these issues resolved you will not feel as secretive and your mental energy will be freer.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Pluto have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Pluto: Sextiles – Bruce Springsteen, Tatum O’Neal, Peter Lynch, Amelia Earhart, Troy Aikman; Trines – Drew Barrymore, Brad Pitt, Larry Bird, Bridget Fonda, Crispin Glover, Jean Harlow, Larry King, Moliere, Ralph Nader, Sylvia Plath.

Venus

Venus Sextile Mars

Harmony in social activities is highlighted today. Activities with the opposite sex are enjoyable and rewarding. Romance is in your blood. Show someone you care for them. They will appreciate your sharing your feelings. Clean your house and do that redecorating you had planned. Make your surroundings more beautiful.It is easy for these people to attract attention of the positive kind. They radiate charm, vitality, and enthusiasm on some level that others appreciate. Not inclined to try to cover up their flaws, these people have a way of presenting themselves in a straightforward manner, and their ability to admit their mistakes and their fumbles only adds to their charm. They find it easy and natural to get along with both sexes quite equally. They possess considerable creative talent, but whether or not they use it is dependent on other factors. They may take their own talents for granted and often need some kind of stimulus or encouragement to do something with them. One of the reasons for this is the fact that their creativity comes so naturally to them that they may be surprised when others recognize their talents. Similarly, they usually possess athletic ability and may need some encouragement to develop it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report — Actively creating harmony and beauty through your work, art, or with people is part of what you are here to do. You have developed a harmonious coordination between the masculine and feminine energies within yourself; thus, you combine strength with grace, power with elegance, decisiveness and effort with pleasure, passion with tenderness and sensitivity. You have a romantic soul.Some positive expressions of this pattern might include athletic activities that have an aesthetic appeal, such as figure skating, or artistic endeavors that are active, such as performing dance or opera singing.Actively bringing people together in some way, for mutual pleasure and benefits, is also one of your gifts.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Ian Thorpe, Harry Belafonte, Kirk Cameron, Francis Ford Coppola, Jane Curtin, Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, Harrison Ford, Erich Fromm, Crispin Glover, Elliott Gould, Amy Jo Johnson, Bob Newhart, Molly Ringwald, Robin Williams; Trines – Melissa Anderson, Jason Bateman, Pierre Cardin, Natalie Cole, John Coltrane, Mick Jagger, Ann Jillian, Billie Jean King, Marilyn Manson, Joe Montana, Bonnie Raitt, Eva Mendes, Britney Spears.

Mars

Mars Square Pluto

This is the time where others might impose their will on you or you on them. Your ambition is high, as is that of others. This could lead to head-butting instead of cooperation. You can accomplish a lot today, but do not do so by running roughshod over the feelings or ideas of others. Today is not the day to lock horns with the boss or those in authority. Cool your jets. How you handle opposition from others today will go a long way in determining just how successful your actions will be. Keep your nose clean today and avoid all underhanded tactics. Remember, you will reap what you sow. Respect the rights and ideas of others. Try to see things their way and give them the benefit of the doubt.This is a powerful aspect in a natal chart suggesting, in your life time, you very often see extremes of behavior and experiences, or go through crises more than most. You may be no stranger to violence or abuse. You learn through your experiences self-control and self-awareness so that you are better equipped to deal with these extremes. You are wonderful to have around in times of crises, as you can quickly take the lead and you can be undaunted when it comes to defending or helping those you love. Your desires are deep, intense, and sometimes troubling. At times, you seem to attract strong opposition, perhaps because your own nature is rather provocative. You are a natural-born fighter. You can also be quite driven to find answers, and you make a good psychologist, analyst, and investigator. Compulsive behaviors should be watched carefully, as they can consume you and lead you to risky endeavors and difficult scenarios. There can be a strong desire to be in control. You have a tendency to impose your will upon others, which can cause severe problems for yourself when they react in self-defense. You have a hair-trigger temper and may even resort to verbal or physical abuse when upset. Learning to react to unpleasant circumstances with your intellect rather than your emotions comes with maturity. It’s also possible that you experience many extremes in life, and that you are on the receiving end of difficult tempers more than most.It is all too easy for you to find something negative about a situation. Avoid issuing ultimatums when you meet an obstacle. Instead, find a way to convince others to work with you of their own free will. Ordinary life often seems drab and uninteresting to you and you must have something that stirs your imagination, some vision or ideal or dream to motivate you. You have a strong urge to act out your fantasies or to live your dream, and you will DO things that others only talk about or dream about. Artistic creation, drama, or other areas in which you can express yourself imaginatively are excellent for you.You do not easily tolerate a dominating attitude in others. You have a healthy respect for power and authority, but only if it is handled fairly.This aspect gives you a somewhat Scorpionic attitude toward your lovers, and it can modify the traits associated with the sign of your Mars considerably. In other words, there is a distinct possessive and demanding streak in your sexual nature. Your approach to love and sex can be quite intense at times. Your sexual desire nature is a very strong one, and you may even use sex as a bargaining chip in your relationships in order to achieve your goals. More likely, however, is a very focused and intense sexual nature. This also adds a very magnetic quality to your appeal. When a woman finds you attractive, it can transform into a near obsession! Your aura is strong and somewhat mysterious. You tend to come across as stronger than you intend. In fact, some people are intimidated by you, and you may not understand why this is so. When you want something (or someone!) you are very determined. For you, it can be “all or nothing”. When you are finished with something, you leave it behind you and there is no going back. You want a deep, soulful attachment on a sexual level. In your love life you do not take rejection well. You fear betrayal and abandonment, and this can skew your perception of your lover. You have a highly developed sex drive, but you must learn to rein in your aggressiveness in this area. Power struggles and control issues may surface often in your relationships. — Interpretation from our LoveStyles: About Him Report.#You perceive the cruel edge in people, and understand its source. As you deal with your own ruthlessness, you learn how to respond to it in others without risking your physical well-being. Self-confidence develops out of self-control in your interaction with others.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Pluto: Squares – Oprah Winfrey, Bruce Lee, Mel Gibson, Jeremy Irons, Patrick Swayze. Oppositions – Kirk Douglas, Farrah Fawcett, Kirstie Alley.