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The Sun

The Sun is in Libra

The Sun is at 06 Lib 50' 24", and is 149837579km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Aries

The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 18 Ari 32' 13", and is 364145km away and receding.

Moon Is In Aries

Bless my starry socks, folks! We've got the Moon lounging in Aries like it's a celestial hot tub. Now, don't get your space pants in a twist; this isn't an episode of "Battlestar Galactica." (Though, if Number Six were narrating this, it would be infinitely more sultry, amirite?) The Moon is currently hanging around 363944.268651489km away - not that it's counting or anything. That's like going to your local supermarket and back about 9 million times. And you thought your weekly grocery run was a chore! Under this Aries moonlight, you might feel the urge to charge ahead, just like a fiery Ram. You might spontaneously decide to learn Klingon, or begin constructing a time machine out of your old toaster. But remember, friends, while enthusiasm is as infectious as a Vulcan nerve pinch, recklessness can lead to warp core malfunctions. So, do channel that energy, but maybe don't start any intergalactic wars, okay? The Moon is going to pack up its space suitcase and move over to Taurus in the next 24 hours. If you think Aries was a party, wait till we get to Taurus. Imagine Spock at a poetry slam. But we'll cross that wormhole when we come to it. So, in the words of Captain Picard, "Engage!" with this Aries moon energy, but make sure your shields are up. You never know when a rogue comet of emotion might come hurtling your way. And remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it’s over video call. Then, please, mute yourself.

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is prograde at 21 Vir 55' 27", moving at 1.63 degrees per day, and is 172796376km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Hey there, space cadets! So, our speedy little friend Mercury has decided to unpack his bags and set up camp in Virgo for a bit. Now, this isn't a come-over-and-toss-a-frisbee kind of visit. No, siree! This is like having Spock from Star Trek move into your spare room, analyze your comic book collection and then organize it by publication date, character arc, and the average number of "Bang!" "Pow!" and "Zap!" sound effects per issue. Mercury in Virgo means our minds are as sharp as a Vulcan's ear tip, our speech as precise as a well-calculated jump into hyperspace. Forget the fluffy stuff, we're cutting through the cosmic clutter and getting straight to the point. Now, Virgo, that meticulous maiden, is a pro at digesting galaxies of data and spitting out only the essential bits. So, while Mercury is doing the cha-cha with Virgo, our analysis skills are on steroids. We can communicate with the precision of a high-powered laser beam, cutting away the unnecessary fluff and focusing on what really matters. But hold onto your astro-belts, folks! There's a downside. With Mercury in Virgo, we might become a bit...well, let's just say hyper-critical. You know, like that one time when C-3PO wouldn't stop ranting about the Millennium Falcon's sub-par maintenance? Yeah, not fun. We need to be careful to not turn into the grammar police or fault-finders extraordinaire. So remember, while we're all for precision, let's not forget to oil our communication gears with a bit of tact. After all, no one likes a smarty-pants, even if they are right! Here's to hoping this transit brings us all a little closer to understanding the universe, one detail at a time. And may the force...err...Mercury in Virgo, be with you!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 23 Leo 02' 38", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 77415552km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Venus Takes a Catwalk on Leo's Stage

Oh, my cosmic voyagers, hold onto your telescopes because Venus, our resident celestial diva, has just made her grand entrance in the fiery sign of Leo. That's right! She's currently sashaying 77364429.651936203km away from us, with all the drama and glamour of an interstellar Broadway show. And guess what? She's in prograde, which means she didn't even trip over any asteroids on her way up! When darling Venus decides to party with Leo, the universe might as well be their dance floor. We are talking about a cosmic event that’s more dramatic than Spock cracking a joke. Love suddenly becomes a grand spectacle, like a Klingon opera or a Romulan political debate. Expect romantic gestures as grandiose as a Starfleet admiral's ego and declarations of affection louder than a warp engine. You see, during this celestial transit, simply being 'liked' is as unappetizing as a bowl of cold gagh. No, we want to be adored with the intensity of a thousand suns, much like a Cardassian appreciates a good raktajino. It's a time for bold moves, grand gestures, and perhaps even a few melodramatic tantrums worthy of a Ferengi trader who's just lost a shipment of gold-pressed latinum. But remember, fellow stargazers, while it's all fun and games to play the star of the show, Leo can also stir up some intergalactic drama faster than a Borg assimilation. If we feel our star-dusted egos aren't getting the recognition they deserve, we may start a passionate argument that could rival a Klingon's war cry. Remember, there is no 'I' in 'we', unless you're a narcissistic hologram. As for your latinum? Ah, it's just a means to an end. It's all about making yourself and the ones you love feel as priceless as a pristine mint condition Starfleet badge. Don’t just go around spending it like a drunken Tribble at a replicator though, remember the 94th Rule of Acquisition, “Females and finances don’t mix.” Venus in Leo is like a technicolor holodeck program that can re-energize your relationships, reminding us that life without a bit of fun and excitement is as dull as a Vulcan's dinner party. So, hold onto

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 22 Lib 00' 52", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 380100682km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Well, well, well... strap on your space helmets, folks! Mars has decided to strut its cosmic stuff right into Libra's dance floor. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but this is somewhat akin to inviting a bull into a china shop, then handing it a delicate teacup and asking it to perform Swan Lake. Mars, our celestial representative of motivation and drive, has decided to hang out in Libra, the ultimate peace-loving diplomat of the zodiac. This is like asking a rocket scientist to paint a Picasso, or a Trekkie to stop correcting your Star Wars references. It's not their natural habitat, but by golly, they're going to give it a shot. So what does this mean for our interpersonal relationships? Well, think of it as a cosmic couples therapy session. Mars is going to be highlighting the areas in our relationships that could use a bit of balancing, fine-tuning, or even a full-on reboot. It's a bit like when your computer starts acting all wonky, and you know you should probably run some updates, delete some old files, and stop trying to open 50 tabs at once. But remember, we're dealing with Libra energy here – this isn't about blowing up bridges or turning into an emotional Hulk. It's more like softly nudging you to realize that ignoring your partner's annoying habit of leaving wet towels on the bed might not be the best solution. Instead, we're encouraged to discuss these issues with the finesse of a Jedi Knight, using the force of diplomacy, grace, and love. And let's not forget, Libra is the sign of justice - so don't be surprised if you feel a sudden urge to stand up for what's fair and right in your world. It's like Libra is handing Mars a gavel and saying, "All right, hotshot. Let's see you do some good with this." Now, here comes the tricky bit. Mars is a 'go-getter,' likes to act first and think later. On the other hand, Libra is the poster child for 'take it slow and steady.' So you might find yourself in a cosmic tug-of-war between action and indecision, like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while riding a rollercoaster. But don't fret! The key here is to act with love, intention, and fairness. And remember, not even Spock got it right all the time!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 29' 44", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 619142232km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus - Nerdy Astrologer's Edition

Alright my celestial comrades, grab your space snacks and settle in, because we have a cosmic conundrum to decode. Jupiter, our solar system's largest and most jovial planet (no pun intended...okay, maybe a little), has decided to crash the Taurus party. And let me tell you, things are about to get interesting. You see, Jupiter is kind of like your eccentric old uncle who loves philosophy and always has a parable on hand. Taurus, on the other hand, is more like your practical and somewhat stubborn cousin who's a master at saving money.

So, what happens when Uncle Jupes meets Cousin Taurus? Well, it's like a cosmic sitcom. You're going to find yourself digging into the depths of your inner wisdom while simultaneously trying to balance your checkbook. Spiritual enlightenment and fiscal responsibility, anyone? It’s like a buy one, get one free deal at the universe's metaphysical Costco.

With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like getting the best of both worlds. Jupiter is like the motivational speaker of the cosmos, pushing us to level up and expand our horizons, while Taurus is the reliable life coach, telling us to be patient and persistent. So basically, you get the big dreams with a solid plan to make them happen!

Now, let's talk money. Jupiter is known for its lucky streak, and Taurus is all about that cash flow. Put them together and you might be looking at a windfall. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (thanks, Spider-Man). Be careful not to splurge all your newfound wealth on avocado toast or the latest gadget.

Lastly, Taurus does love a good indulgence, and Jupiter... well, Jupiter is not known for restraint. As such, you might find yourself justifying that extra slice of cosmic cake or fifth pair of space boots. Reminder: 'need' and 'want' are not synonyms in any galaxy.

So, buckle up, star gazers. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to tap into your wisdom, get practical, and maybe win the cosmic lottery. And remember, in the wise words of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Don't Panic!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 30' 55", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1335880438km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

"Space, the final frontier. These are the horoscopes of the astrologer Picard. My continuing mission: to explore strange new transits, to seek out new star alignments and new celestial configurations. To boldly go where no astrologer has gone before!" Sound the alert! Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has entered the nebulous realm of Pisces, a veritable borg cube of emotion and mysticism. It's like mixing matter with antimatter, or Spock with a karaoke machine. It might not seem like a natural fit, but believe me, there's some serious stardust magic happening here. Remember that passion project you've been daydreaming about while stuck on the holodeck? Well, engage warp drive because it's time to make that dream a reality! Saturn in Pisces is your very own personal Captain's log, helping you chart the course for your dreams to manifest into reality. It's like having your own personal Jean-Luc, minus the bald head and Earl Grey tea obsession. However, don't expect this to be a smooth ride on the Enterprise-D. Saturn is the very embodiment of tough love. It's like having a Klingon as a life coach - harsh, but effective. So, when Saturn comes knocking on your quarters with a PADD full of questions about your dreams, don't put up your shields. Open the door and let him in. His advice might just be the key to unlocking your dreams. But beware, this transit can cause a disturbance in your sleep patterns, like a Tribble invasion in your bed. Your mind might feel as restless as a Redshirt on an away mission. This is the perfect time to embrace your inner Vulcan, meditate, and find your inner peace. If sleep eludes you, try counting Andorians - it's more fun than sheep! So, get ready to blast off into the unknown with Saturn in Pisces. Engage, and make it so!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 39' 26", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2829915951km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Alright folks, grab your telescopes and don't forget to wear your favorite space socks because we're taking a little cosmic jaunt to Uranus! You heard it right, buckle up and no, it's not because of the occasional bouts of gas this planet is known for. Uranus, our very own celestial rebel, has decided to take a vacation in Taurus. And let me tell you, it's like inviting the Mad Hatter to a very tranquil tea party. Now, Taurus, bless its stubborn little heart, likes things as steady as an old school rock song. It's all about the status quo, the routine, the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" attitude. But here comes Uranus, cosmic prankster on roller skates, ready to shake things up like a snow globe. You see, Uranus is the Steve Jobs of the solar system, always looking for the next big revolutionary thing. And since Taurus has a PhD in all things money, well, let's just say we're in for a financial rollercoaster ride. Forget Bitcoin, during the seven-year stint of Uranus in Taurus, we might see the rise of Cowcoin or Bullbucks for all we know! Banks might go from brick-and-mortar to click-and-order, and the stock market could do the hokey pokey. On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is also pushing us to rethink our relationship with money. It's time to break free from that credit card interest, those pesky taxes, and the rent that's as predictable as a soap opera. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo moment, asking us if our material possessions truly spark joy or if they're just holding us back. So, as much as we'd like to play the part of the stubborn mule, digging heels into the ground will do us no good. Uranus, in all its disruptive glory, is here to liberate us. The changes we make during this period might be as scary as learning Klingon overnight, but trust me, they'll bring us to a point of greater stability. And who knows, we might even find ourselves enjoying the ride! Remember folks, keep your minds open, your horoscopes handy, and always...always wear space socks. Because you never know when you're going to have to kick some astrological butt!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 58' 32", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4326684783km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, folks! Grab your telescopes and your calculators because we're talking about Neptune today, and not the adorable little mermaid with the trident. Nope, this is the big, blue gas giant that's currently making a pit stop in Pisces, while also moonwalking backward in retrograde. Talk about multi-tasking! Neptune in Pisces is like if Bob Ross and Einstein had a cosmic baby. It's a cocktail of emotions and dreams stirred with a swizzle stick of intellect and unity. Suddenly, those petty squabbles over the last slice of pizza or who left the cap off the toothpaste seem as insignificant as Pluto... no offense to the dwarf planet lovers out there. Now, this cosmic conga line isn't just for show. It's a call to action. It's like your high school guidance counselor gently suggesting you might want to consider a career outside of professional couch surfing. We all have something to contribute to this planetary potluck. Maybe it's your grandma's secret recipe for world peace, or perhaps it's your ability to make people laugh until they snort milk out their nose. Whatever your gift may be, now is the time to share it. Feeling a bit "woo-woo" already? Good! This is the perfect time to tap into your inner Yoda or join that 'Mystical Basket Weaving' class you've been eyeing. Why? Because Neptune in Pisces is like your spiritual gym buddy, cheering you on as you flex your emotional intelligence muscles. Remember, this starry spectacle isn't just a cosmic event, it's a cosmic event with benefits. Neptune in Pisces is here to hold your hand, guide you, provide you with a soft landing, and possibly even do your taxes. Just kidding, even Neptune can't figure out those forms. But it will support you through your journey to self-discovery and collective progress. So, buckle up, stargazers. With Neptune in Pisces, we're not just reaching for the stars, we're breaking the sound barrier of consciousness. Now, where did I put my spectacles...

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 55' 09", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5159326037km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto in Capricorn: A Galactic Stand-Up Comedy

Alright, folks, gather round! Our tiny, controversial friend Pluto, who's been cruising through the zodiac sign of Capricorn, is currently over 5 billion kilometers away, doing its best impression of a retro vintage vinyl record—spinning backwards. Yes, folks, Pluto is in retrograde. Now, don't panic. This isn't like that one time Mercury went retrograde and you accidentally texted your ex a marriage proposal instead of your order for pizza.

Now, Pluto and Capricorn might sound like a space cowboy and his trusty steed, but they're really more like two ambitious interns at a start-up; they're both all about that hustle and bustle. They're here to help us focus, and by golly, they're so good at it, we might just forget other people exist! So, friendly reminder from your neighborhood astrologist: other people do, in fact, exist. Try not to ignore them when you're chasing those dreams.

And speaking of dreams, Pluto is also moonlighting as a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to chuck out old patterns that don't spark joy (or anything else productive). But remember, this isn't just a regular spring cleaning—it's more like controlled demolition. You want to make sure you're tearing down the right walls before you go swinging that celestial wrecking ball. So, be deliberate, be careful, and above all, keep your sense of humor handy. Because let's face it, when a dwarf planet billions of kilometers away affects your daily life, you have to admit, the universe has a pretty great sense of humor.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Uranus

Your thinking today is ingenious, original, clever, sharp, and magnetic. Electricity is in your head and probably the rest of your body. You are full of nervous energy, but it is the type that can help you accomplish more. New and exciting opportunities may come about today through travel, conversations with others, or through new reading material. Go exploring.You are open to new ideas, and come up with your own fair share of unique perspectives yourself. You have a technical bent and might take special interest in computers, technology, and science. Your intuition is very strong and mostly leads you in the right direction. You have a friendly, tolerant, and unprejudiced manner. You avoid making unfair judgments, being hypocritical, or stereotyping. You are very truthful and abhor modes of thinking that are biased and narrow. You are resourceful, witty, and quick to grasp and understand new subjects. Your thinking is often quite naturally outside of the box and very quick, and it can be baffling to you when you observe others who don’t get to the same conclusions as you in half the time. Still, you require much space and freedom to do your own thinking, and you don’t take kindly to anyone trying to force-feed you information or opinions. You are at your mental best and most cooperative when you have had the chance to find your own inspiration, and you easily feel hypocritical if you don’t–a feeling that doesn’t sit well with you one bit.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Lawrence Welk, John Steinbeck, Donald Sutherland, Erik Satie, Martin Sheen; Trines – Sheena Easton, Farrah Fawcett, Tracey Ullman, Marilyn Manson

Venus

Venus Sextile Mars

Harmony in social activities is highlighted today. Activities with the opposite sex are enjoyable and rewarding. Romance is in your blood. Show someone you care for them. They will appreciate your sharing your feelings. Clean your house and do that redecorating you had planned. Make your surroundings more beautiful.It is easy for these people to attract attention of the positive kind. They radiate charm, vitality, and enthusiasm on some level that others appreciate. Not inclined to try to cover up their flaws, these people have a way of presenting themselves in a straightforward manner, and their ability to admit their mistakes and their fumbles only adds to their charm. They find it easy and natural to get along with both sexes quite equally. They possess considerable creative talent, but whether or not they use it is dependent on other factors. They may take their own talents for granted and often need some kind of stimulus or encouragement to do something with them. One of the reasons for this is the fact that their creativity comes so naturally to them that they may be surprised when others recognize their talents. Similarly, they usually possess athletic ability and may need some encouragement to develop it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report — Actively creating harmony and beauty through your work, art, or with people is part of what you are here to do. You have developed a harmonious coordination between the masculine and feminine energies within yourself; thus, you combine strength with grace, power with elegance, decisiveness and effort with pleasure, passion with tenderness and sensitivity. You have a romantic soul.Some positive expressions of this pattern might include athletic activities that have an aesthetic appeal, such as figure skating, or artistic endeavors that are active, such as performing dance or opera singing.Actively bringing people together in some way, for mutual pleasure and benefits, is also one of your gifts.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Ian Thorpe, Harry Belafonte, Kirk Cameron, Francis Ford Coppola, Jane Curtin, Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, Harrison Ford, Erich Fromm, Crispin Glover, Elliott Gould, Amy Jo Johnson, Bob Newhart, Molly Ringwald, Robin Williams; Trines – Melissa Anderson, Jason Bateman, Pierre Cardin, Natalie Cole, John Coltrane, Mick Jagger, Ann Jillian, Billie Jean King, Marilyn Manson, Joe Montana, Bonnie Raitt, Eva Mendes, Britney Spears.

Venus

Venus Square Uranus

Unstable romantic infatuations and impractical or irresponsible attitudes and conduct in relationships should be guarded against. There is a desire to break free from binding partnerships. Impulsive spending may be your idea of breaking free. Be careful during this transit because you are probably not thinking with your head, only your heart, which is your wild side right now. Your behavior now may be so bohemian or bizarre that people turn against you. Settle down and apply self-discipline.The need for stimulation and the need to break the rules with regards to love and romance is apparent when Venus squares or opposes Uranus in the natal chart. These people can confuse their partners readily with their on-again off-again energy when it comes to matters of the heart. With the opposition, this is especially pronounced–when they are given too much space, they feel unloved, yet when they get the love they seem to crave, they can feel smothered by it. They can alienate partners by adopting an “I don’t care what you do” stance when they feel threatened. The truth is, they do fear rejection like anyone else, but they don’t always want to admit it, and they can turn quite cold when they suspect their partner doesn’t care. The energy of Venus-Uranus in hard aspect is embodied in the expression, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. When close to a loved one, they can eventually feel smothered or antsy if the relationship becomes too predictable. They can also detach themselves from living in the moment and enjoying the love they have. When apart, they feel more free to love. This aspect is common in the charts of people who maintain long-distance or otherwise erratic relationships. There can be abrupt beginnings and endings in relationships. They are not very “good” at endings–they can appear quite insensitive, aloof, and brusque. The “let’s be friends” attitude might hurt a partner who felt there was much more to the relationship. These people have a disdain for conventional, traditional, or otherwise “normal” relationships. They need to learn to balance their need for closeness and their need for freedom. They truly detest social pretenses, and insist on being sincere. Being well-liked takes second place to sincerity. There is a strong attraction to all that is different, and all that “shouldn’t” be done in love and in sex. Taste in clothing and art is unusual, original, and unique.There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness with these aspects. Their most successful relationships are unconventional ones. Whether they do so publicly or privately, they delight in defying convention. They tend to move on and outgrow friendships. Some possess considerable romantic charm and humor, and they can pretty much charm the birds out of the trees when they choose to do so! Their love feelings are easily aroused and their romantic relationships begin with suddenness. There is a marked inner craving for emotional excitement and a need to feel spontaneous and free.Alternate interpretations:Venus square Uranus or Venus opposition Uranus: *Your love feelings are easily aroused and your romantic relationships begin with a sudden electric attraction, but they often end abruptly, and you may be in and out of love frequently – especially in your younger years. You crave emotional excitement and need to feel spontaneous and free, so you may avoid making firm personal commitments. Unusual or nontraditional forms of love and relationships appeal to you, and you are attracted to unique, creative, or unstable people.#You tend to fall in love instantly, and you need to discriminate between passing sexual fancy and something that can last “forever.” As your intuition develops, you will be able to identify the difference more clearly. When you “fall,” that is a good time to marshal all your respect for yourself and your partner, and to take things one day at a time until you have forged a deep connection. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Angelina Jolie, Diana Princess of Wales, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Corbin Bernsen, Naomi Campbell, Chevy Chase, Alice Cooper, Juliette Lewis, Anais Nin, Jean Piaget, Elvis Presley, Valerie Harper, Kirk Douglas, Johnny Depp, Barbara De Angelis, Kim Hunter, Tony Curtis, Carson Daly; Oppositions – Getrude Stein, Dionne Warwick, Sharon Stone, Carl Sandburg, Bonnie Raitt, Robert Pattinson, Deborah Kerr, Jack London, Jesse Jackson, Sean Connery, Ian Fleming, Ellen DeGeneres.