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25 September, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels due to an M4.4 at 24/0328 UTC from Region 3445 (S14E05, Dai/beta-delta) and an M1.0 at 24/1500 UTC from Region 3443 (N28W68, Eko/beta-gamma). Region 3445 produced the majority of the C-class flaring.
NOAA reports a Minor Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are moderately increased. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters showed a shock arrival beginning at 24/1953 UTC, likely the arrival of a CME that left the Sun on 22 Sep. Total field reached a maximum of 27 nT at 20/2043 UTC. The Bz component fluctuated between +21 nT and -27 nT. Solar wind speed increased from approximately 315 km/s to near 475 km/s. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 04 degrees, 08' 13", at a velocity of 14.56 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10 days old. It is 364911.85 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 01 Lib 56' 14", and is 150052083km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 04 Aqu 08' 13", and is 365822km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Look out, stargazers, because the Moon is currently chilling in Aquarius like a cosmic couch surfer. Now, if you're thinking, "Where exactly is that again?" Don't worry, I've got you covered. The Moon is 366033.770490405km away. Yes, that’s an actual number and no, I didn’t just smash my keyboard. Before we dive in, I have to say, the Moon in Aquarius is like the Predator - stealthy, powerful, and has a thing for Schwarzenegger. It's totally ready to bring about some changes that'll make you say, "Get to the chopper!" But instead of an alien jungle, it's your life. Exciting, right? This lunar positioning is all about embracing your inner eccentric. Just like the Predator, who despite being an intergalactic hunter, seemed to have a sense of humor. Remember when he laughed manically at Arnold's witty one-liners? That's the vibe we're aiming for. Under this moon, you'll find that your inventive ideas are coming in faster than the Predator's plasma cannon shots. Use this energy to brainstorm new concepts or finally start that DIY project. Who knows? You might build something cooler than the Predator’s self-destruct device. Friendships also come into focus during this time. So expect social interactions to be as complex as the Predator's heat vision. You may find yourself drawn to unusual companionships or groups. Don't worry if they seem a bit offbeat. Remember, the best hunting parties are always diverse. In conclusion, the Moon in Aquarius is telling us to embrace change, just like how the Predator had to adapt to Earth's humid climate. So let’s get out there and make the most of this lunar phase. And remember, if it bleeds, we can...wait, sorry, wrong script. Just remember, stargazers, the universe is always in motion. And luckily for us, there's no Predator to spoil our fun. Happy cosmic surfing!
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 14 Vir 32' 23", moving at 1.28 degrees per day, and is 153265500km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury in Virgo: It's Not Rocket Science, It's Astrology!
Yoo-hoo! Alert, alert! Your favorite interstellar DJ is here to share some galactic gossip. Guess who has just sauntered into Virgo like they own the place? That's right, it's our buddy Mercury, currently 153 million kilometers away (not that it's bragging or anything).
Now, Virgo, being the meticulous bean counter of the zodiac, is more than happy to welcome Mercury. It's like inviting your most obsessive-compulsive friend over to help you color-code your sock drawer. You know things are about to get REAL organized.
With Mercury in Virgo, we're all about precision. No more fluffy words, no more meandering conversations about the existential dread of being a carbon-based life form in an ever-expanding universe. Nope, we're cutting straight to the chase. No sugar-coating, no frills, just pure, unadulterated facts. It's like having a conversation with Spock, if Spock were a stickler for grammar and punctuation.
But hey, it's not all serious. In fact, this is a fantastic time to roll up your sleeves and dive into those overdue projects. Clean out that closet. Rewrite that thesis. Analyze those spreadsheets. You'll be so focused on the details, you might actually forget to eat (please don't forget to eat).
Just a word of caution though - beware of turning into the Incredible Hulk of nitpicking. Virgo’s perfectionist streak can make us overly critical, both of ourselves and others. Remember, nobody likes a 'well, actually' guy. So, while it's great to be detail-oriented, don't forget to add a dash of kindness and a sprinkle of patience. Unless, that is, you're trying to perfect the art of being tactless.
So buckle up, space cadets! It's time to channel your inner nerd and make the most of this cosmic combo. After all, as Robbie the Robot would say, "It does not compute to be anything less than the best you can be!"
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 19 Leo 38' 56", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 72073438km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Ahoy, celestial voyagers! Prepare to pump up the volume on your love life and crank up the spotlight on your ego, because Venus, our delightful goddess of love, has sashayed her way into Leo, the king of the Zodiac jungle. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But my dear Astro-Nerd, where exactly is Venus?" Well, it's currently about 72023748.280833155km away (give or take a few light years). The good news is, she's in prograde, so no need to worry about any planetary U-turns messing with your love life. Venus in Leo is like adding hot sauce to your romance omelette. Expect bold confessions of love, grandiose gestures and probably a few dramatic tantrums thrown into the mix. To put it in Star Trek terms, this transit is set to ‘warp speed feelings’. During this transit, we don't just want to be noticed, we want to be ADORED. It's the perfect time to risk it all for love, making those who play it safe feel like they've been teleported to another galaxy where love doesn't exist. But fair warning, my cosmic companions, Leo is a sign that loves drama more than a soap opera producer. If we feel overlooked, we might just start a passionate space battle... I mean, argument, to regain the limelight. Remember, there's no 'I' in 'team', but there is an 'I' in 'Leo'... Coincidence? I think not! Now, let's talk about those universal credits. When Venus is in Leo, money is less about saving and more about splurging. It's not about hoarding gold like a dragon on a lonely mountain, but about showering loved ones with gifts that say, "You're worth more than a whole galaxy to me". So, strap yourselves in, cadets! Venus in Leo is here to add some technicolor to your black and white relationships. And remember, life without a bit of cosmic chaos is like a supernova without the sparkle. So, embrace the drama, the passion, and the extravagance – it's time to live life like a Leo!
Mars
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 18 Lib 41' 41", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 379259061km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: The Celestial Tango
Alright stargazers, it's time to grab your cosmic popcorn because Mars is doing the tango with Libra. Now, I know what you're thinking, "man, that's a lot of kilometers away" - 379250914.361111045km to be precise. But trust me, the effects of this stellar dance are going to be felt right here on good ol' terra firma.
Mars, the celestial equivalent of that overly enthusiastic gym trainer, is all about motivation and drive. But when it pirouettes into Libra, the zodiac's resident diplomat, things get a little...interesting. Think less 'Game of Thrones' and more 'Pride and Prejudice'.
While Mars is busy cha-cha-ing through Libra, we become hyper-aware of our relationships. It's like suddenly everyone's relationship status on Facebook is under a giant magnifying glass. We're less likely to start interstellar wars and more likely to invite our enemies over for a cup of vegan chai tea. But let's not forget, too much peace and love can lead us to ignore the giant space worm in the room.
Libra, being the cosmic judge Judy, is all about justice. So, don't be surprised if you feel an urge to fight for fairness while Mars is in town. It's like becoming a superhero, but without the fancy costume and the physical exertion. On the downside, you might feel more indecisive than a kid in a candy store. Remember, Mars wants to GO, but Libra is more 'let's sit down and think about this first.'
But folks, here's the kicker: if we act with love, intention, and fairness, we'll be making the right moves. So, put on your space shoes, because it's time to dance!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 52' 16", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 626395805km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Make it so, you say? Well, our friendly giant Jupiter has gone on a bit of a vacation, parking his celestial bulk in Taurus. Imagine if you will, the biggest planet in our solar system becoming roommates with the most stubborn bull of the Zodiac. The sitcom potential is astronomical! Now, Jupiter is typically the wise old owl of the planetary gang, always ready with a profound quote or a philosophical debate. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is as steady as they come, more likely to be found chilling on the couch with a bag of cosmic chips than engaging in deep existential discussions. But when these two get together, it's like Spock suddenly deciding he wants to learn the Vulcan lute. Out of character? Maybe. Fascinating? Absolutely. Think of it this way, folks. We're all Starfleet officers on the starship Earth, right? And sometimes, to boldly go where no one has gone before, we need to stop, drop out of warp speed and just... Be. Here. Now. Just like our buddy Jupiter hanging out in Taurus, we're being given a chance to pause, reflect, and realize that the wisdom we've been seeking isn't on some distant nebula, it's right here within us. So while Jupiter is in Taurus, it's time to channel your inner Captain Picard, sit in your favorite chair, sip on some Earl Grey (hot, of course), and take some time to contemplate on your dreams and long-term goals. Use the power of logical Vulcan or the resilience of a Klingon, and start making those to-do lists, ticking off tasks one by one with a satisfying 'Engage!' And hey, there's also a good chance that Jupiter's pit stop in Taurus could bring about some unexpected prosperity. After all, Jupiter's got a bit of a lucky streak, and Taurus knows a thing or two about wealth. So while we should be cautious not to overindulge (no warp speed shopping sprees, folks), there's potential for some cosmic financial growth. In the immortal words of Mr. Spock, "Live long and prosper." Especially with Jupiter in Taurus, that phrase has never been more relevant. So let's embrace this stellar opportunity, navigate through the cosmic distractions and tap into the wisdom within. And remember, folks - in space, no one can hear you laugh at bad Star Trek puns!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 48' 01", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1329197565km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Galactic Boot Camp Meets Dreamland
Alright, space cadets! Saturn - our cosmic drill sergeant - is currently hanging out in Pisces, about 1,329,154,478.517662525km away (give or take a few kilometers). And surprise, surprise! It's in retrograde. If you're scratching your head over what the heck this means, don't panic. I'm here to break down the astrological mumbo jumbo for you.
Imagine Saturn and Pisces as the ultimate power couple. Saturn, the celestial taskmaster, has taken a detour into Pisces, the zodiac's daydreamer. It's like a strict gym coach taking a yoga class. Expect some serious mental flexibility exercises! This is your golden opportunity to turn those wild dreams of yours, like starting a llama farm or writing the world's first opera about quantum physics, into reality. So dust off that dream journal, grab a pen with plenty of ink, and let's get planning!
Now, I won't sugarcoat it; Saturn in Pisces is no walk in the park. It's more like a marathon... up a mountain... in the rain. Saturn might play the role of that annoying friend who keeps asking uncomfortable questions about your dreams. "So, how exactly are you going to finance your llama farm?" "Do you know anything about quantum physics?" Don't throw your hands up in defeat! This is just Saturn's way of ensuring your dreams have the sturdy foundations they need to become reality.
With all this intense introspection, you might find yourself feeling restless, like a caffeinated squirrel. It's time to channel your inner hippie and seek out some Zen. Meditate, hug a tree, practice deep breathing, napping, or stargazing. Just remember to keep that dream journal handy - you never know when inspiration might strike!
All in all, Saturn in Pisces is here to push us out of our comfort zones and into the realm of possible reality. So buckle up, my starry-eyed friends. The journey might be bumpy, but the destination will be worth it.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 46' 27", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2839360323km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Hey kid, buckle up. We're in for one heck of a ride, 'cause Uranus is in Taurus. You know, the guy who's about as stable as a hyperdrive with a bad motivator. This big, blue ice-giant is going retrograde, and it's about to shake things up more than a Wookiee in a droid repair shop. Taurus, bless its stubborn little heart, loves the status quo like a Hutt loves a good bargain. But Uranus, well, he's more into the whole "out with the old, in with the new" philosophy. It's like trying to teach an old Jedi new tricks - not always the easiest task, but usually worth it in the end. Now, I'm sure you've heard that Taurus knows a thing or two about credits - it's got the Midas touch when it comes to money matters. But with Uranus in town, we might be looking at a financial revolution bigger than the fall of the Empire. We're talking new currencies, banking overhauls, and a stock market wilder than a night out on Mos Eisley. On a personal level - and I'm just a scruffy-looking nerf herder, so take this with a grain of salt - Uranus in Taurus is about breaking free from the relentless grip of Imperial debt collectors. Taxes, credit card interest, rent...you get the picture. We're all lugging around enough material baggage to fill a Star Destroyer, and it's about time we did something about it. So, whether you like it or not, the winds of change are blowing, and let me tell ya, they're blowing faster than the Millennium Falcon on the Kessel Run. Resistance is about as useful as a blaster against a Jedi Knight. But don't worry, these changes could lead us to a place more secure than the Death Star plans in R2-D2's memory banks. So, may the force - or in this case, Uranus in Taurus - be with you!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 06' 43", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324639212km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy Sketch
Alright, star children, buckle up your astro-belts because Neptune has taken a cosmic U-turn and is currently moonwalking through Pisces! Now, don't start panicking about this retrograde malarkey. Instead, think of it as Neptune doing the cha-cha with the Universe. It's twirling and swirling back into the starry dance floor of Pisces, bringing a cosmic piñata of spiritual goodies for us all.
Now, let's get science-y for a second. Neptune is approximately 4.324631356 billion kilometers away. And yes, I did just want to show off my number-crunching skills. But, despite that mind-boggling distance, this ethereal planet still manages to sprinkle its magic stardust on us earthlings. Talk about a long-distance relationship, am I right?
Neptune in Pisces is like having a cosmic cup of chamomile tea; it soothes the soul, calms the mind, and makes you see things like you're wearing a pair of kaleidoscope glasses. Suddenly, everyone's annoying quirks seem endearing, and those petty squabbles about who used the last of the milk seem hilariously insignificant. You'll find yourself embracing unity like a groupie at a Beatles' reincarnation concert.
This planetary tango is also an epic call-to-arms, or rather, call-to-heart. We're all being summoned to dig deep into our emotional bat-caves and emerge as superheroes of empathy, compassion, and understanding. So, if you've been nursing dreams of leading a mindfulness revolution, now's the time to get that blog started or maybe even launch that spiritual podcast you've been daydreaming about.
And while you're at it, why not create a space at home for a little divine connection? You know, a cosy corner with some incense, crystals, and yoga pillows. Call it your 'Neptune Nook'. Just remember to keep the snacks nearby. Meditating is hungry work!
So, my celestial comrades, let's ride this Neptunian wave together. Let's embrace our quirks, spread love, and make the world a funnier, weirder, and more compassionate place. And remember, the universe is full of cosmic comedy – you just need the right telescope to see it.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 57' 01", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5147047520km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings Earthlings, cosmic wanderers, and stardust enthusiasts! Get ready to buckle up your asteroid belts and polish your telescopes because I've got some interstellar intel for you. Our frozen far-off friend, Pluto (yes, I'm still considering it a planet, thank you very much), is throwing a celestial shindig in the realm of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Pluto about 5 billion kilometers away? And isn't it just a tiny ball of ice?" To which I say, yes. But don't let its size fool you. Just like the guy who invented the microchip or the T-Rex, small things can pack a mighty punch. So, what does this mean for you, dear earthling? Well, prepare for a cosmic cocktail of ambition, power, and a little destruction. Think of it as a space-age Marie Kondo experience. If it doesn't spark joy (or help you conquer the universe), it's time to jettison it out the airlock. Keep in mind, though, both Pluto and Capricorn have a somewhat, let's say, 'my way or the highway' attitude. So while you're on this quest for power and success, don't forget to listen to the E.T.s around you. Even if their ideas sound like they belong on a Star Trek episode, give them a chance. Diversity is the spice of life, and what's a cosmic journey without a little flavor? And remember, just like in Star Wars, balance is key. The act of creation often involves destruction. But be sure, my fellow galactic traveler, that the bridges you're burning aren't the ones you'll need to cross tomorrow. So whether you're building a Death Star or just trying to organize your sock drawer, tread carefully. So there you have it, folks. Pluto in Capricorn - a time for power, ambition, and a little bit of spring cleaning. It might be bumpy, it might be icy, but hey, that's space travel for you. May the force be with you.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
The Sun
Sun Trine Pluto
You can make important changes in your life and in yourself today. The force of your will and the perception to see what needs changing combine to give you the ability to do whatever is required. Regeneration is possible in any area of your life. Change that bad habit, eliminate what is unnecessary or outmoded. You have the force with you today. Group activities can be especially rewarding today as you can help make the groups' goals a reality. People in authority are receptive to changes today. Lay that new idea on them.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Pluto to find a passion and pursue it, and to focus on a goal. These people are not much scared of anything. They enjoy and embrace growth, especially of the psychological kind. They love a good mystery, and they are adept at solving it. Many people with these aspects feel they have a “calling” or destiny. They readily assign meaning to what others might consider “ordinary” events. They look for symbols, and read between the lines in most any situation. The physical vitality is generally strong, and the body is usually able to heal quickly.Others tend to respect those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Pluto. They are not afraid to get their hands dirty, and they are usually quick to help others–not only with mundane tasks, but also on a spiritual or psychological level. Their insight is sharp and sometimes awe-inspiring. These are perceptive people who are not easily rattled or surprised in life. They are not do-gooders, and they are unlikely law-breakers. However, they are not afraid of the “dark side” of human nature, and they will bend the rules from time to time if they feel the need to do so. Many take particular pleasure in growth and life’s lessons. They are not fond of superficiality, and are generally the first to spot pretense of any kind. Some experiment with their powers to deceive at some early point in their lives, but generally grow in their strength and integrity. In fact, many do their best to rid themselves of any self-delusion that we are all susceptible to at times. These people are passionate and can be intense. They have a hunger to experience more than just an “ordinary” life, and they can be quite ambitious. Some are perfectionists, demanding much from themselves and reasonable amounts of effort and honesty from others.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon the talents of this aspect when necessary, and those with the trine have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Famous People with Sun in easy aspect to Pluto: Sextiles – Christina Aguilera, Lisa Bonet, Bob Dylan; Trines – Ed Asner, James Caan, Nicolas Cage, Michael Caine, Susan Dey, Sam Donaldson, Chris Evert, Bette Midler.Note from Annie: I have perhaps used more words to describe Sun-Pluto aspects than I have with other planetary aspects. This is because I grew up with astrology books that offered rather dire and extreme descriptions of the aspects. Because of this, I had problems identifying with the interpretations of my own Sun conjunction Pluto as being “power-hungry”, “dominating”, and “controlling”. Some descriptions suggested an attraction to crime. Except in extreme cases, Sun-Pluto people are not extremists hell-bent on destroying or dominating everyone around them. However, they do need to come to terms with their “dark side”, their intense fears, and their tendency to be very self-protective. A more humane and psychological approach to defining the aspects can be found in many modern astrology books, and I think it is very beneficial, especially since one of the main challenges to overcome with Sun-Pluto is for the rational ruler of light (the Sun) to identify with the energies of the ruler of dark (Pluto). Nobody benefits if descriptions of the aspects are so extreme that they are quickly dismissed as “wrong”.Mercury
Mercury Trine Jupiter
Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.Venus
