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The Sun

The Sun is in Virgo

The Sun is at 19 Vir 14' 48", and is 150590453km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Leo

The Moon will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 18 Leo 39' 51", and is 406208km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Leo

Alright, cosmic voyagers! Buckle in and adjust your pocket protectors because the Moon is doing a sassy strut through Leo's starry catwalk, and it's about 406,188 kilometers away. That's approximately 8,123,768 comic books laid end to end, for those of you who prefer nerd-ometrics. Now, let's talk about what this celestial Charleston means for you. Picture the Moon as an over-the-top, charismatic politician. Now imagine that politician is on a stage, in a sequined suit, belting out 'I Will Survive' at a karaoke contest. That's the kind of vibe we're talking here, folks. So, take a page from the Moon's Leo playbook and step into your own spotlight. Channel your inner Freddie Mercury or Beyonce and let your voice be heard. It's time to pursue your passions with the confidence of a cat video going viral. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, or so says Uncle Ben from Spiderman. So make sure you're using your newfound assertiveness for good, not for evil. And hey, if things don’t go according to plan, just remember: the Earth is spinning at 1,670 kilometers per hour (that's roughly the speed of a sneeze!) and life is full of cosmic do-overs. You've got this, stargazers! Remember, the Moon is merely a reflection of the Sun's light, so let's use this lunar event to reflect our own brilliance. Shine on, you crazy diamonds. And don't forget your sunscreen, because science tells us that too much exposure can lead to a nasty sunburn. So, in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We are all made of star stuff." Embrace your inner celestial being and conquer the universe, one nerdy fact at a time. Until next time, keep your telescopes focused and your crystals charged!

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is retrograde at 08 Vir 58' 13", moving backwards at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 104591630km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Greetings, galactic voyagers! Get ready to strap on your celestial seatbelts because we're about to take a joyride through the cosmos. Mercury, our resident chatterbox planet, is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in the sign of Virgo. And let me tell you, it's not just any old dance. Imagine a highly coordinated, precision-engineered robot performing a ballet. That's what we're dealing with here. Picture this: Mercury, the planet with a silver tongue, has decided to bunk with Virgo, the zodiac's own Marie Kondo. The result? A period where we are all about decluttering our minds, organizing our thoughts, and basically becoming the Jedi Masters of communication. This cosmic alignment is like having a personal assistant who specializes in filtering out all the cosmic mumbo-jumbo. We are talking about a time when we'll not only be able to understand quantum physics but also explain it to your cat in under two minutes. Try doing that when Mercury is in Pisces! Now, I know "productivity" may sound as exciting as a lecture on the physics of paint drying, but trust me, this is the time for making headway. Think less "Groundhog Day" and more "Back to the Future." Say goodbye to those circular chats that feel like you've stepped into an Escher painting and hello to laser-focused conversations. But beware, my star-gazing friends! This transit can turn us into hyper-critical hermits faster than you can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." We need to remember that while perfection might be a noble goal, it's about as attainable as owning a pet unicorn. So, let's cut everyone, including ourselves, some slack. Refine our speech, sprinkle a bit of tact on top, and remember - nobody likes a person who points out that their socks don't match. In conclusion, Mercury in Virgo is a bit like having your cake and eating it too, except the cake is your thoughts and you're not so much eating as you are meticulously organizing them into neat little rows. Enjoy this cosmic waltz, my fellow earthlings, and remember to keep your sense of humor firmly in place!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 13 Leo 27' 32", moving at 0.3 degrees per day, and is 59168027km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Venus in Leo - The Disco Ball of Love

Galactic travelers, buckle up your asteroid belts because Venus, our friendly neighborhood love planet, has just entered the celestial spotlight of the zodiac - Leo. Imagine Venus dancing to "Stayin' Alive" on a cosmic disco floor, that's what we're dealing with here. A starry-eyed flamboyance that can make even the mildest of black holes blush.

When Venus sashays into Leo, we're not just content with love notes and sweet nothings, we want our affections skywritten across the cosmos. It's not about being liked or appreciated now, it's about being downright worshipped. So, if you're the shy type, you might want to take a quick trip to Mars until this transit is over.

But beware, my star-crossed lovers, Leo's love isn't exactly a smooth, moonlit sail across the Milky Way. Nope! It's more like a supernova of emotions. A fiery, dramatic display that may result in a few cosmic tantrums if we feel our love isn't being reciprocated with the right amount of passion. Just remember, healthy relationships are like binary stars, both shine brightly, but together they create an even more spectacular spectacle.

Now, let's talk about money. With Venus in Leo, cash becomes less about survival and more about splurging on that shiny new comet you've had your eye on. But let's not forget, Leo is as generous as it is extravagant. So while treating yourself to a new nebula might bring you joy, don't underestimate the happiness that comes from gifting a nice meteor shower to someone special.

In short, the Venus-Leo combo can supercharge your love life, turning it into a cosmic fireworks show. It's a reminder that life without a bit of intergalactic fun and excitement is like a planet without a moon - it just doesn't make sense. So, take this opportunity to let your love shine brighter than a thousand suns, because in the grand scheme of the universe, a little bit of cosmic drama never hurt anyone.

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 10 Lib 09' 05", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 376071584km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

When Mars Gets a Libra Makeover

Ahoy, stargazers! Get ready to roll out the cosmic red carpet because Mars, our feisty little warrior planet, is strutting its way into Libra's elegant parlor. Now, if you're thinking, "Isn't Mars more of a 'kick down the door' type of guy?" You'd be spot on! But, behold the power of celestial diplomacy as Mars mellows down to a refined canapé-eating, wine-sipping aristocrat under Libra's influence. Yes, indeed, Mars in Libra is like a hot-headed barbarian trying to fit into a Jane Austen novel. It's an odd blend of assertive Martian energy and Libra's love for harmony. It's like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while sipping on a cappuccino and secretly wishing for a double espresso. While Mars is busy doing the fox-trot in Libra's ballroom, we become hyper-aware of our relationships. Suddenly, it's less about who used the last of the milk and didn’t replace it, and more about how to raise that issue without turning it into a WWIII scenario in your kitchen. We’re all playing nice, avoiding conflict, and generally acting like we’re at a never-ending peace conference. But don't be fooled by this sudden outbreak of politeness! It's not all rainbows and unicorns. Avoiding confrontation might feel like you're winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but it could also mean you’re just sweeping the dust under the cosmic rug. Remember, my star-loving friends, passive doesn't mean pushover. Use this Martian-Libran cocktail to address issues with grace and poise, rather than stuffing them down like dirty laundry in an already overstuffed washing machine. With Libra being the poster child for justice, this transit is also the perfect time to channel your inner superhero. Stand up for what’s fair and right, even if that means arguing about why pineapple does, in fact, belong on pizza! However, this celestial dance might also leave us stuck in a vortex of indecision. Mars, the "go-getter," and Libra, the "let's think this through," can feel like trying to solve a quantum physics equation while meditating. But fear not! As long as your actions are rooted in love, fairness, and good intentions, you're on the right track. Or at least, you're not totally lost in the cosmic wilderness

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 28' 59", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 648724754km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bullseye!

Yo, earthlings! Get ready for some celestial stand-up as Jupiter, the solar system's jolly giant, does a cosmic tango with Taurus, the zodiac's favourite couch potato. Imagine a colossal gas ball whispering wisdom into the ears of a stubborn bull. Sounds like an episode of "Intergalactic Dr. Phil", doesn't it?

When Jupiter cozies up to Taurus, it's like a wise old guru telling us that enlightenment isn't a pizza delivery away – it's been chilling inside us all along, probably between the liver and the spleen. So, dust off that inner wisdom that's been hibernating within you, next to your sympathy for telemarketers.

With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like we've all won a cosmic lottery ticket to manifest our dreams and reach our goals. You'll find yourself making a battle plan to conquer your aspirations, one checkbox at a time. It's like having a cheerleading squad composed of Jupiter's boundless enthusiasm and Taurus's stubborn persistence, chanting "You can do it!" in your ear. Now, don't be scared, it's not an alien invasion, just a friendly planetary pep talk.

Here's the kicker though - life might start to feel like an episode of "Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?" when Jupiter, the celestial Santa Claus, parks his sleigh in Taurus, the Wall Street of the zodiac. This is the time to check your financial pulse, and maybe even discover some buried treasure in that old sock drawer.

But, remember folks, Taurus also has a rep for being the zodiac's hedonist. It loves the good life and has a hard time saying "no" to anything - especially if it's on sale. So, when Jupiter, the planet of "more is more," teams up with Taurus, you might find your shopping cart filling up quicker than a quantum particle can say "Oops!" Be careful, though, not to mistake your wants for your needs during this transit, or else you might end up with a collection of sequined jumpsuits and no savings in sight.

So sit back, grab some popcorn and watch the cosmic drama unfold as Jupiter in Taurus takes center stage. And remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except maybe for that one time

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 39' 21", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1316491916km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Good Day, Star Gazers! Saturn In Pisces Is Here!

Hoo-boy, folks, Saturn's just gone retrograde and slipped on its swimming trunks for a cosmic dip in the oceanic Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn in Pisces? Isn't that like Darth Vader joining a yoga retreat?" And you wouldn't be far off. But fear not, my celestial brethren, this isn't a doom and gloom scenario. Quite the contrary, in fact! Think of it as if Spock decided to take a vacay and ended up at Woodstock (the original, not the '99 disaster, please). He's there, analyzing the vibes, keeping those Vulcan ears open for the cosmic whispers of the universe, and maybe even letting his hair down (or would that be his ears?). This is a time when the Universe's headmaster, Saturn, enters the dreamy, flowing world of Pisces. It's about as comfortable as a penguin in the Sahara, but hey, when life gives you quantum lemons, you make interstellar lemonade! This ain't no gentle cosmic waltz, folks. Saturn, akin to your slightly overbearing but well-meaning parent, is going to question your dreams. You may want to hang a "No Aliens Allowed" sign on your subconscious, but trust me, it's not going to work. The best course of action? Open the door, offer Saturn a cup of cosmic tea, and listen up. His advice might be as prickly as a cactus on a hot day, but it's worth bearing with. Now, with all these deep-space shenanigans, you might find it hard to catch some Z's. But that's okay, because during this transit, you'll want to keep a dream journal handy. Who knows? You might wake up with the idea that cracks the meaning of the Universe...or at least a killer recipe for guacamole. So, grab your space boots, my friends. Saturn in Pisces is about as predictable as Schrödinger's cat, but it's also a great opportunity to dive deep into your dreams and make them a reality. Remember, in the grand cosmic game of life, even the nerdiest amongst us can play a key role. So hold onto your telescopes, it's going to be quite a ride!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 59' 32", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2867009762km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Alright, star gazers, buckle up! Uranus has decided to crash in Taurus' guest room for the next little while and let me tell you, the Bull is not thrilled about it. Picture this, Taurus is that friend who likes their coffee a certain way, their TV shows at a specific time, and their routine just-so. And along comes Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of a technicolor tornado, ready to shake things up. Now, Taurus is really good with money - like, Scrooge McDuck level good. So, you'd think having Uranus around might be like having a financial advisor who's also a wizard. But remember, Uranus is all about surprise plot twists. So, we might see some wild changes in how we handle our dough, from new currencies popping up (Dogecoin anyone?) to banks undergoing massive makeovers. It's like a game of Monopoly but with real consequences! But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. Uranus in Taurus is also like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to break free from the chains of materialism. You know, those pesky things like debt, rent, mortgages, and that credit card you keep for emergencies which somehow include Tuesday night take-outs. Yes, change is scary, especially when it involves our wallets. But just like a bad haircut, it's temporary - seven years kind of temporary. And who knows? The changes might just lead us to a better, more stable place. So, let's embrace the chaos, keep an open mind, and remember: the universe has a wicked sense of humor.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 28' 13", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324548346km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings Star Gazers and Interplanetary Wanderers, Listen well because Neptune is in Pisces, my cosmic compadres. Now, before you go off thinking, "Oh no, another retrograde, grab the crystals, light the sage, and batten down the hatches," let me assure you this isn't your average Mercury retrograde. Nope, this is Neptune we're talking about, the lord of the deep sea, the cosmic squid, the astrological Kevin Costner in Waterworld. Neptune in Pisces is like having Sherlock Holmes with a spirit guide and a penchant for tie-dye. It's a time when our emotional goggles get an upgrade and we start to see 20/20 in the realm of feelings. Suddenly, those petty squabbles with your neighbors over who trimmed whose hedge feel like pointless episodes of a low-budget sitcom. Instead, you're tuning into the high-definition drama of collective unity, where everyone's lawn looks like a Monet masterpiece. This cosmic event is like a celestial brainstorming session where we're all asked, "Hey, what can you bring to the cosmic potluck?" Maybe you've got a killer vegan lasagna recipe, or you're a whiz at quantum physics, or you can tell an epic story that would make Tolkien green with envy. Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces is your VIP invitation to toss your unique gift into the universal mixing bowl. Feeling drawn towards that online course about astral projection? Fancy building an altar in your studio apartment next to the succulent you've managed to keep alive (go you!)? Now's the time, my friends. Neptune in Pisces is like your spiritual life coach, telling you that you can absolutely nail that crow pose in yoga or finally understand what the heck Schrodinger's cat is all about. So, don your favorite tie-dye shirt, align your chakras, and remember, the universe is 4324555862.706418037km away...and it's cheering for you!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 04' 56", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5117568921km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto in Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy

Alright, cosmic comrades, gather 'round! It's time to talk about our tiny, far-flung friend Pluto shaking hands with the serious-as-a-senator sign of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto, that little ice cube 5 billion kilometers away? What's it got to do with me?" Well, let me illuminate ya!

See, Pluto and Capricorn are kinda like a pair of cosmic project managers. They've got their celestial clipboards out, they're wearing their hard helmets, and they're dead set on getting the job done. But here's the catch: when these two get together, they can be a bit... well... single-minded.

Imagine a pair of determined beavers building a dam. They're so focused on stacking up those logs, they don't even realize they're flooding the local squirrel family's treehouse. That's you right now, my friends. You're so laser-focused on your own goals, you might accidentally flood someone else's metaphorical treehouse. So, watch where you're stacking your logs, okay?

Now, here's where it gets really interesting. Pluto isn't just about power and success. It's also the planet of transformation. It's that buddy who comes over to help you clean your cluttered garage and ends up convincing you to turn it into a chic, minimalist art studio. Yes, you might lose some of your beloved junk in the process, but hey, that's the price of progress!

So, as Pluto pirouettes in retrograde through the sign of the Capricorn, remember to balance your ambitions with a bit of compassion. Keep an eye out for those metaphorical squirrel families. And remember, a bit of destruction now might lead to something beautiful later. Just, you know, maybe don't turn your actual garage into an art studio without asking your spouse first... unless you want a real-life experience of Pluto's transformative power!

The Sun

Sun Trine Jupiter

Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.

The Sun

Sun Trine Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.

Venus

Venus Square Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.