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The Sun

The Sun is in Pisces

The Sun is at 17 Pis 24' 50", and is 148462930 km away and receding.

"Hey there space cadets! The Sun is in Pisces and it's time for some R&R. Take a break from the hustle and bustle of life and let your intuition guide you. Don't be afraid to dream big and surrender to something greater than yourself. But watch out for those escapist tendencies! Remember to keep one foot on the ground, even when your head is in the clouds. Use your compassionate nature to help someone out and tap into your artistic side to write or speak something beautiful to a loved one. #PiscesSun #DreamBig #CompassionIsKey #StayGrounded"

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 25 Vir 45' 58", and is 398446 km away and approaching.

Well, well, well, it looks like the Moon is in Virgo! Details, details, details, that's what it's all about today. Time to get organized and tidy up your spaces, my friends. And don't forget to focus on your work, because the clarity of thought that this transit brings will surely help you achieve your goals. But wait, there's more! With the Moon in Virgo, you might feel the urge to take your health more seriously. So, why not re-evaluate your diet or start a new fitness program? Make it so, people! But don't get too comfortable, because the Moon will be changing to Libra in the next 24 hours. So, take advantage of this Virgo energy while you can. #MoonInVirgo #DetailsMatter #HealthIsWealth

Mercury

Mercury is in Pisces

Mercury is prograde at 09 Pis 18' 06", moving at 1.8 degrees per day, and is 204460440 km away and receding.

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces - I'm talking to all of you! With Mercury in Pisces, our thoughts and dreams are running wild. This is the time to think outside of the box and let your imagination run free. Pisces loves magic and fantasy, so let's embrace it! Don't be afraid to explore new ideas and unconventional solutions. Your instincts are on point, so trust them. This transit is all about finding inspiration in unexpected places. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your next big breakthrough! So embrace the mystical energy of Pisces, and let Mercury guide you on this journey of discovery. Keep your mind open and your heart light. And remember, as Commander Sinclair would say, "#Babylon5 #NerdyAstrology #MercuryInPisces"

Venus

Venus is in Aries

Venus is prograde at 19 Ari 30' 12", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 199408915 km away and approaching.

Attention all starry-eyed lovers and adventurers! Venus has moved into Aries, the first sign of the zodiac, and it's time to shake things up in your love life and bank account. This transit is all about taking risks, trying new things, and putting yourself first. So go ahead, invest in that flashy outfit, plan that spontaneous weekend getaway, and boldly pursue your desires -- after all, you only live once! But don't get too carried away with spending, #budgeting is still important. And remember, this isn't the time to settle down, but rather to explore and test the waters. So let Venus in Aries ignite your inner fire and lead you on a thrilling adventure of self-discovery and pleasure! #VenusInAries #AdventureTime #SelfLove #LiveInTheMoment

Mars

Mars is in Gemini

Mars is prograde at 22 Gem 07' 07", moving at 0.43 degrees per day, and is 182064356 km away and receding.

Ah, Mars in Gemini! Buckle up, my dear readers, for this transit is a wild ride. With Mars in Gemini, we're like kids in a candy store, eager to try everything and anything that catches our eye. #SoManyOptions #NoTimeForBoredom But be warned, dear friends, our attention span can be shorter than a TARDIS trip. It's essential to focus on what truly matters, or we risk becoming the master of none. But fear not, for versatility is our superpower during this transit. We can pivot and adapt at lightning speed. #QuickThinking #Adaptability While Gemini may be a playful sign, Mars is all about action, drive, and passion. So, let's get real, folks; our brains are the biggest turn-on during this transit. #SapiosexualsRejoice #BrainIsTheNewSexy So, explore, discover, and taste all that life has to offer during this transit, but don't forget to finish what you started. And always remember, my dear readers, stay curious, stay nerdy, and stay fabulous! #StayCurious #NerdyAstrologer #FabulousAsAlways

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 13 Ari 31' 05", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 871160955 km away and receding.

Looking to the stars, my fellow truth-seekers? Jupiter in Aries is giving us a cosmic kick in the pants to take control of our lives and forge ahead with new ideas and self-discovery. Don't be afraid to take risks and blaze your own trail. But remember, we must also be open to learning from others and willing to listen to different perspectives. So expand your horizons and embrace your potential, but don't forget to keep an open mind. #JupiterInAries #CosmicKick #BlazeYourTrail #OpenMind #SelfDiscovery

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 04' 58", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1609877779 km away and approaching.

"Attention all starry-eyed dreamers! Saturn in Pisces is here to make your fantasies a reality. But be prepared to roll up your sleeves, take some notes, and get to work. This planetary dad won't let you slack off on your dreams. Don't be afraid to let him in and listen to his sage advice. And if you're feeling restless or anxious, take some time to meditate, breathe deeply, and get a good night's sleep. #DreamsComeTrue #SaturnInPisces #PlanetaryDad #AstrologyHumor"

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 15 Tau 46' 24", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3016252818 km away and receding.

Well, well, well, looks like Uranus is making its way through Taurus. And let me tell you, my fellow Taureans, brace yourselves for some big, sudden changes. I know, I know, we like things steady and stable, but sometimes you gotta shake things up to make 'em better. #EmbraceTheChange #UranusInTaurus And speaking of stability, our main area of expertise, money, is getting a major overhaul. Get ready for brand-new forms of currency, banks changing dramatically, and the housing and stock markets going through a major shake-up. It's time to break free from the grips of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. #MoneyRevolution #UranusInTaurus But it's not just about money, y'all. We may feel trapped by our material possessions in general, and during this transit, we gotta be ready and willing to change our relationship to money and materialism. Digging in our heels and resisting won’t make things any easier, and won’t stop these changes from happening. So let's embrace the liberation that Uranus brings, and make some long-lasting changes. #BreakFree #UranusInTaurus

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 49' 26", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621774356 km away and receding.

"Listen up, folks! Neptune in Pisces is here to reveal the truth and cut through the BS. This cosmic alignment brings us a new level of vision, allowing us to see beyond our petty differences and unite for a greater cause. It's time to tap into your emotional intelligence and use your unique gifts to contribute to collective progress. Whether it's through spiritual exploration or creating your own altar space, Neptune in Pisces has got your back. So get ready to bring your A-game, because this transit is here to support you all the way. #NeptuneInPisces #SpiritualAlignment #CollectiveProgress"

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 40' 39", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5292895166 km away and approaching.

Hey there, my cosmic crew! This horoscope is all about Pluto in Capricorn, and let me tell you, it's a powerful combo. With both planets focused on success and power, we'll be feeling extra driven to achieve our goals. But don't forget to check yourself before you wreck yourself - this transit can make us intolerant of other people's ideas. Keep an open mind, y'all! Pluto wants us to let go of negative patterns that no longer serve us. It's time for some constructive destruction, so be intentional with what you're getting rid of. Remember, destruction can be a necessary part of creation. So go forth and conquer, my friends, but don't forget to stay humble and open-minded along the way. #PlutoInCapricorn #CosmicPowerCouple #DestructionEqualsCreation

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.

Mars

Mars Square Neptune

You may feel self-doubt and inadequacy today. You are probably extra sensitive today, so don't take offense where none is meant. If you are taking medication, remember that less is more because of your heightened sensitivity. Watch that people don't take advantage of you with a sob story or some deal that sounds too good to be true. Stay alert to people not telling you the whole story behind something. Take care of your physical self as your immune system might not be as strong today as usual.This is a challenging position, as you have difficulty trusting in your ability to go after things that you want in a direct manner. It may also be that you have difficulty pinpointing what it is that you want, or that part of you doesn’t feel you deserve it due to a basic lack of self-confidence. You fear rejection as well as criticism, and often use roundabout means to go after what you want.Your imagination is so powerful that it can be hard to trust your instincts. You easily imagine things going wrong, just as you easily fantasize about good things! Your desire nature is strong yet also very suggestible. You’re attracted to mysteries and intrigue. Sexual experimentation is likely, as you are forever addicted to sensuality and unusual or perhaps even what many would consider perverted sexual scenarios. However, your sensual appetite might be much like a bottomless pit, and you could find yourself forever in a state of wanting more, tiring of regular sexual scenarios quickly, and endlessly searching for the next sensation. If an addiction to fantasy is present, you can find yourself constantly chasing a new and more complicated fantasy. It is only when you get into touch with your heart and discover your true desires that you realize that sensations are merely sensations–not deeply satisfying or fulfilling.Fears of sexual inadequacy can be great with this position, and you may either deny yourself as a result, or overcompensate, seeking out experiences in which you are pretty much assured positive feedback. Some of you will experience both of these extremes in your lifetime. I have a client with this position who has a “trophy” wife, and she often denies him, and even belittles him, on a sexual level. He accepts this but “gets her back” behind her back, having serial affairs with women who are not considered as attractive for whatever reason and with whom he attempts to reclaim his power.One of the interesting things about this position is that if you are involved in immoral activities, guilt has a way of cropping up in unusual ways, and could lead you on a self-destructive path–and you might even know that you’re heading that way, yet you compulsively follow that path. Part of you might want to get caught! You might, for example, know in your mind that doing something is risky, yet you compulsively do it anyhow, perhaps even finding the challenge invigorating.Although you can be very creative at keeping your motives and personal agenda hidden–in fact, many of you seem on the surface of things to be quite gentle and yielding–you might eventually become resentful if you feel the need to resort to sneakiness in order to get what you want out of life. This is one of the things that has struck me as the most common characteristics of Mars-Neptune people. It’s not that they don’t get angry or show that anger. However, many will give in to another’s desires more often than not, yet become resentful of that person who seems to have control over them. Some will give up their power to a partner, for example, often taking the role as the one who gives in or gives up things in order to make the other happy. However, resentment for this builds, and while people with harmonious Mars-Neptune aspects more easily yield to others without anger for doing so, those with hard Mars-Neptune aspects are more likely to feel stepped upon, and to retaliate in covert ways. If you do feel resentment for giving up your power to someone else, learn to avoid giving it up unless you truly understand that you are doing it for yourself, and not for someone else. Resentments have a way of building and distorting themselves into ugly matter if you don’t deal with them properly and directly. You are often passive-aggressive in your approach to others, and this can cause a lot of problems in your life.You are usually found chasing a dream… or a fantasy. The former is probably the better path.Somehow, others are bound to eventually sense that you are not to be trusted, and this is often for good reason! You may not like to admit this to yourself, as you may have built excuses for your deceptive or sneaky behavior. However, adopting a more direct and assertive approach to life is something that you should be working towards. You will need to get over your feelings of guilt when you do adopt this approach. Learning to take responsibility for your actions, and to avoid blaming others for failures, is important.At your worst, you can be disorganized in your approach to life, easily procrastinating and lacking follow-through when you do begin a task. Some of the most important lessons you need to learn in life are self-control, self-assertion, and trust in yourself. At your best, you are a creative person with a powerful imagination and great stores of compassion.Your attempts to assert yourself often result in turmoil for you and/or for others. You tend to swing from one extreme to the other–asserting your needs powerfully at times and at others slipping into a state of total apathy. Passive-aggressiveness can be a problem in your life. Ordinary life often seems drab and uninteresting to you and you must have something that stirs your imagination, some vision or ideal or dream to motivate you. You have a strong urge to act out your fantasies or to live your dream, and you will DO things that others only talk about or dream about. Artistic creation, drama, or other areas in which you can express yourself imaginatively are excellent for you. You tend to either overestimate or underestimate your own power and abilities.You may lead a somewhat sexually repressed life although your sexual needs are significant. You could suffer from anxieties regarding your sexuality (probably carried over from parental conditioning around sex) and therefore find it difficult to find satisfaction in this area. However, this tends to change as you mature. As you overcome the urge to indulge in momentary physical pleasures, you build the capacity for spiritual ecstasy.You may be attracted to persons who are unavailable, perhaps because they are already married or simply hard to reach. Sometimes you find it more convenient to see your lover as you wish her to be rather than as she really is. You may find that you lower your standards when choosing a lover and end up with someone who is interested in you primarily for sex, or that the relationship is largely unfulfilling. Disappointments in love may be frequent, although this is also something that improves with age! You are an extremely imaginative lover, and you frequently engage in fanciful and intricate fantasies. This may sometimes interfere with “real life”, but if you channel this energy well, it can most certainly improve your sex life. Your imagination is powerful, but it can also get the best of you. You may imagine complex scenarios and get yourself all riled up about what your partner may have done when she wasn’t around! — Interpretation from our LoveStyles Report.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Ben Affleck, James Barber, Erma Bombeck, Jimmy Buffet, Barbara Bush, Sandra Dee, Melissa Etheridge, Eddie Fisher, Jodie Foster, Conan O’Brien, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Andy Warhol, Sharon Tate. Oppositions – Paula Abdul, Alan Alda, Maya Angelou, Jim Bakker, Truman Capote, Johnny Cash, Rita Coolidge, Terry Fox, Katharine Hepburn, Tommy Hilfiger, Jimmy Hoffa, Steve McQueen, Joe Namath, Burt Reynolds, George Segal, Elizabeth Taylor, Alicia Witt, Tiger Woods.