Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Twin-side is Having a Party and the Universe is Bringing Chips!"

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Taurus Report

"May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Taurus, It's Time to Rebel Against those Stubborn Habits of Yours!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week You'll be More Charged Up than Mulder's Flashlight in a UFO Chase!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA Hosts OSIRIS-REx Sample Lab Media Day in Houston

Ahead of the first asteroid sample collected by the U.S. arriving on Earth in September, media are invited on Monday, July 24, to see NASA’s newly-bui...

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Hubble Checks in on a Galactic Neighbor

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Hubble Checks in on a Galactic Neighbor

The highly irregular galaxy ESO 174-1, which resembles a lonely, hazy cloud against a backdrop of bright stars, dominates this image from the NASA/ESA...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Buckle Up Your Fins! A Galactic Wave of Intergalactic Quirkiness is Splashing Your Way - Even Daleks Couldn't Predict This!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Your Water-Bearer Powers are Set for a Cosmic Overload. Did Someone Say Super-Hero Splash?! "

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force (and Some Decaf) Be with You: Your Star Wars-esque Journey Through the Galactic Maze of Life!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: The Universe Is About to Serve a Galactic Cocktail of Chaos and Enlightenment, Shaken Not Stirred - RoboCop Style!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: Retrograde is Coming and It's More Unpredictable Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Balance the Scales, or Yautja'll Be Way Off Beam!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Prepare to Micromanage the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Roaring into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Manes and Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare to beam up some cosmic clarity: Your fifth house of creativity is about to be Klingon-level intense!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Unite! Mercury's Retrograde Becomes a Cosmic Game of Ping Pong!"

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Taurus Report

"Bulls in Space! Taurus, prepare for a cosmic rodeo as Uranus moonwalks into your sign!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and your WiFi Might be Next!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Hold onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon's Ditching Scorpio for Sagittarius - Apparently, She Prefers Centaurs Over Scorpions!"

ChipWitch Today for 30 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Artemis II Heat Shield Installed

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Artemis II Heat Shield Installed

Teams install the heat shield on the Artemis II Orion spacecraft at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on June 22, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Giggles Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Soup of Stellar Shenanigans This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Proportions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Engage: Cosmic Warp Drive Activates a Red Alert on Your Love Sector!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars Are Doing the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Galactic Tango! Mars is Retrograde and It's Forgotten its Dance Steps!"

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Libra Report

"Libran Logic Lapse Looms: Scales Tip as Venus Vacations on Mars!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Be Star-Struck: Your Ruling Planet Mercury Is Going Retrograde. Again. Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Double-check Your Calculations!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for Executive Orders from the Universe: More Self-Love and Hair Volume Than Ever Before!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Your Star-Endorsed Sideways Shuffle through the Universe Begins Now!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde? No, Gemini, Your Parallel Universe Twin Isn't Out to Get You!"

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Taurus Report

"Bleep Bloop! Taurus, Expect a Galactic Bull Market in Love This Week - Even Better than a Wookiee Hug!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! A Cosmic Warp Drive Engaged for Emotional Overload and Star-Crossed Encounters!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Vortex of Galactic Giggles this Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars Align Like Cylons at a Disco! Cosmic Shifts May Result in Unexpected Robotic Dance-Offs!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans! Your stars are beeping and booping like R2-D2 at a disco!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Weekly Forecast: Hold on to Your Stars, It's Gonna Be a Wild Ride in the Infinity Loop of the Cosmos!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Star Trek: Harmonious Scales Meets Klingon Chaos - Will Balance Prevail or Will We Need a Vulcan Mind Meld?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Tight! Even Your Inner Control Freak Can't Organize This Cosmic Roller Coaster!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Ready your Roar! A Galactic Game of Cat and Mouse Awaits in the Starry Chessboard of the Cosmos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Crabby Side is Taking a Space Vacation: Time to Bask in the Milky Way of Positivity!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini, Mercury is in Retrograde and Apparently It's More Confused Than a Vogon at a Poetry Slam!"

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Taurus Report

"EXTERMINATE... Negativity, Taurus! Galactic Shifts Prep You for an Uplifting Invasion of Positivity!"

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Aries Report

"Intergalactic Traffic Alert: Aries, Brace for Cosmic Tailgating as Mars Shifts into Overdrive!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Beep Boop Beep! Lunar Module Shifting from Libra to Scorpio: Prepare for Emotional Overload, Folks!"

ChipWitch Today for 28 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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NASA TechRise Student Challenge Takes Flight

Students from 20 middle and high schools watched as their experiments launched aboard a high-altitude balloon on June 14, 2023, as part of NASA’s Tech...

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Rising to the Challenge: NASA TechRise Student Teams Take Flight

Students from 20 middle and high schools watched as their experiments launched aboard a high-altitude balloon on June 14 as part of NASA’s TechRise St...

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Sunning at Kennedy

A young alligator rests on a concrete structure at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on April 25, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Grooviness Awaits: Pisces, Prepare to Swim into a Psychedelic Sea of Celestial Shenanigans!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians: Even Xenomorphs Can't Burst Your Bubbly Vibes This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Giddy Up! Galactic Goats Set to Wrangle the Stars like a Shiny Space Cowboy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Starstruck Sagittarians Set to Soar: Time to Boldly Sashay Through the Cosmos, Captain's Log Style!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Beware the Cosmic Sting of Hilarity and Unpredictable Planetary Shenanigans Ahead, Space Cadets!"

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Libra Report

"Libras Brace for a Perfectly Imbalanced Week of Cosmic Chaos, Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of the Universe, But Hey, Enjoy Your Latte"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic casserole of karmic quirks, as Mercury does the electric boogaloo in your house of meticulous mayhem!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, get ready for a cosmic conga line: Timey-Wimey planets align to unleash your inner Whovian this month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, prepare for a cosmic comedy: Aliens invade your 8th house, but at least their energy-saving tech is out of this world!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Holodeck Adventures Unleash Cosmic Laughter for a Stellar Month Ahead - Engage Warp Smiles!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Intergalactic Wormholes and Chill Vibes to Align Your Celestial Cow with the Grooviest Quantum Realms!"

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Aries Report

"Spacetime Shenanigans Ahead: Aries, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver and Buckle Up for a Cosmic Whirlwind of Adventure!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Exploring Climate Data in a New Way

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Exploring Climate Data in a New Way

Local students take in the sights—and data—at an Earth Information Center student engagement event, Friday, June 23, 2023, at NASA Headquarters in Was...

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NASA to Provide Coverage for Launch of ESA ‘Dark Universe’ Mission

The ESA (European Space Agency) and SpaceX are targeting no earlier than 11:11 a.m. EDT Saturday, July 1, to launch the Euclid spacecraft. Euclid is a...

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Pisces Forecast: Fishes Navigate Nebulous Nebulae of Nostalgia, Embrace their Inner Space Hippie & Boldly Swim Where No Guppy Has Swum Before!"

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Aquarius Report

Aquarius, in your stars this week, much laughter there will be! Unleash your inner Jedi, you must!

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Capricorn Report

"These Aren't the Goats You're Looking For: A Capricorn's Guide to Navigating the Galactic Maze of Life and Love"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Be Astro-nated! Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Conquest and Celestial Shenanigans, or the Daleks Shall EXTERMINATE Your Good Vibes!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to tip the scales of hilarity: Your cosmic forecast predicts an influx of intergalactic giggles and astrological antics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, phone home for cosmic advice: Stellar forecast says aliens totally dig your organizational skills!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip Aligns the Stars for a Purr-fectly Galactic Adventure!"

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Cancer Report

"Oi, Cancer! Get ready for cosmic cuddles as the planets align in your favor - just don't go all wibbly-wobbly on us, mate!"

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Gemini Report

"Game Over, Gemini? Nah, Just Kidding! It's Alien to Us Too: How Cosmic Chaos Actually Boosts Your Charm This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Tau-riffic Times Ahead: Taurus Discovers Wormholes to Cosmic Cuddles and Planetary Party Pads!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Conquer the Universe... Just Don't Forget Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Mercury is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Shiny! Mercury's hightailin' it from Gemini to Cancer faster than a Reaver on the prowl: Prepare for celestial mood swings and cosmic crab-walks, space cowboys!"

ChipWitch Today for 26 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 26 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Fishbowl: The Universe Tangles its Fishing Line!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Intergalactic Vibes Incoming: How to Channel Your Inner Wraith for Out-of-this-World Success!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare for celestial shenanigans as Saturn moonwalks into your sign! Cosmic disco incoming!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Stardate: Unknown... Boldly Explore the Cosmos of Love, But Beware of Klingon-esque Debates! Set Phasers to Fun!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Tango with Pluto, as Stars Align for the Ultimate Intergalactic Dance-Off!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Cosmic Scales of Hilarity and Awkwardness: Doctor Who Called, He Wants His Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff Back!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Vexing Voyage: Galactic Housekeeping and Quantum Quirks Await Cosmic Clean Freaks!"

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Leo Report

"Roaring with Laughter: Cosmic Shenanigans Align for Leos, as Galactic Jester Unleashes Prank-pocalypse!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Cruise Cosmos: Stellar Shenanigans Ensue in Galactic Giggles Galore!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Duality Strikes Again as the Cosmos Sends Mixed Signals, Giving Mulder a Run for His Alien Theories!"

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Taurus Report

"Bovine Bafflement: Taurus Time-Travels through a Cosmic Cow-Labyrinth of Love and Laughter!"

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Aries Report

"Beep Boop Bop! Mars in Retrograde: Aries, Time to Unleash Your Inner Robot, Channel Your Martian Vibes, and Turn Your RAMbunctiousness up to 11!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Loosen Up, Moon! Virgo's Perfectionism Gets Shelved as Lunar Libra Brings Balance to the Astro-Force!"

ChipWitch Today for 25 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 25 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Ground Control to Pisces: Fish out of Water or Deep Space Astral-Nauts? Astro Forecast Unveils the Cosmic Odyssey!"

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Aquarius Report

"Whoa! Aquarius, get ready to dodge cosmic bullets as your astrological Matrix unfolds: Embrace the Nebuchadnezzar within and free your zodiac mind, man!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Unite: Time to Replicant Success in the Star-studded Cosmos, No Androids Allowed!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, This Week You'll Be the Chosen One: Astrological Obi-Wanderings in a Galaxy Not So Far Away!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare your stingers: a cosmic comedy of intergalactic proportions is coming your way, and it's gonna be out-of-this-world hysterical!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Lopsided Love Life: Will Venus Bring Balance or Unleash the Karmic Kraken? Find Out in This Astrological Laughstravaganza!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos, prepare to shine like the shiniest hunk of space metal! Your cosmic energy's all sorts of wibbly-wobbly perfection this week!"

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Leo Report

"Roaring Revelations for Leo: Galactic Catnip Uncovers Your Inner Lion's Quest for Cosmic Cat-astrophes and Meownificent Destiny!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Galactic Retrogrades Propel You into an Interstellar Dance of Love and Chaos – All While You Binge-Watch Battlestar Galactica!"

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Gemini Report

"Geminis Unite for Intergalactic Comedy Tour: Twins' Wit Causes Cosmic Laughter to Echo Through the Stars!"

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Taurus Report

"Beaming from the Cosmos: Taurus Moos in Tune with Galactic Grooviness, Cows the Competition in Stellar Style!"

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Aries Report

"Help me, Aries-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope! Galactic forecast predicts fiery energy surge and unexpected encounters with scruffy-looking nerf herders!"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 24 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Glimpses a Glistening Cluster

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Hubble Glimpses a Glistening Cluster

The teeming stars of the globular cluster NGC 6544 glisten in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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Pisces Report

"Like Tears in Cosmic Rain: Pisces Swims Through Existential Puddles While Channeling Their Inner Dolphin"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Galactic Vibes and Alien Friendships Abound as You Stargate into a New Astrological Adventure!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Cosmic Chronicles: A Starfleet Captain's Guide to Conquering Planets and Peeking into the Future, with a Side of Free-Range, Gluten-Free, Astrological Awesomeness!" 🌟🖖🏾✨

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Unleashes Cosmic Quiver: A Galactic Arrow-stravaganza in the Stars!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, in a galaxy far, far away: Intense you are, transform you will. Embrace the cosmic vibes, hmph!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Your Scales May Tilt: A Most Illogical Yet Amusing Alignment of Planets Predicts Balance in Imbalance"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Chronicles of the Cosmic Quirk: Prepare for a Galactic Adventure in Organizing and Analyzing the Universe's Most Elusive Dust Bunnies!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar Like Never Before: A Tremendous, Bigly Astrological Forecast, Everyone Says So!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate a Cyber-funky Cosmic Ride!"

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Gemini Report

"Hasta La Vista, Geminis: Double Trouble Twins Set to Conquer Retrograde with Stellar One-Liners!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Trek: The Bull's Wrath - Astrological Adventures in Time-Warping, Telepathic Cows, and Galactic Gardening!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster: Expect more ups and downs than David's mood swings aboard the Prometheus!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Galactic Gossip: The Moon Abandons Leo's Lion-Hearted Galactic Rave to Join Virgo's Intergalactic Tidying Party – Bring Your Own Towel!"

ChipWitch Today for 23 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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This Week in NASA History: First Crewed Skylab Mission – May 25, 1973

This week in 1973, the first crewed Skylab mission launched aboard a Saturn IB from NASA's Kennedy Space Center. Astronauts Charles Conrad, Paul Weitz...

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One Last Look from Skylab 2

During the Skylab 2 crew's final fly-around inspection on June 22, 1973, they saw this overhead view of the Skylab Space Station.

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Fish Forecast: Pisces to Ride Celestial Tides as Planetary Pals Align for Out-of-this-World Groovy Vibes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Bowties, Bananas, and Baffling Stars: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Time Lord in this Wibbly-Wobbly Astrological Forecast!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I am your Astrologer! Prepare for a week strong with the cosmic force... and a higher chance of helmet hair."

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Perfectly Aimed Bounty Hunter's Blaster: Chaotic, Adventurous, and with a High Chance of Carbonite!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Galactic Shenanigans Unleash Inner Minbari; Prepare for Intense Diplomacy with Houseplants!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, I find your lack of balance disturbing: A harmonious force awakens in this galactic forecast!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Analyzing the Celestial Spreadsheet, as Mercury Goes Retrograde on a Cosmic Skateboard!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Fierce Force Awakens: Jedi Masters of the Zodiac, Prepare for a Galactic Roar of Laughter!"

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Cancer Report

"These Aren't the Crabby Moods You're Looking For: Cancer's Galactic Guide to Riding the Emotional Millennium Falcon"

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Gemini Report

"Twins Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Dance of Planetary Puns and Galactic Giggles Forecast - It's a Stellar Comedy Show!"

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Taurus Report

"Beware, Taurus: Planetary Tango Threatens to Put a Kink in Your Towel; Grab Your Babel Fish and Don't Panic!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Blast-off: Your Love Life's About to Rocket into Space – Frakkin' Finally, Right?"

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ChipWitch Today for 22 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 22 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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The Glowing North Sea

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The Glowing North Sea

As sunlight and warmth increase in the spring and summer, the North Sea starts to gain swirls and tendrils of color.

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Pisces Report

"Fish Outta Water: Pisces Navigates the Stars, Wormholes & Caffeine Shortages - A Galactic Odyssey!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Ahead: Aquarius, Prepare for a Star-Studded Cosmic Comedy as Laura Roslin Channels Your Inner Cylon!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, the Cosmic Goat Asks: Will You Climb to Soaring Heights or Head-Butt Your Way Through Life This Month?"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Curry Adventure: Spicy Planetary Alignments to Sizzle Your Chakras and Ignite Your Inner Smeghead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to boldly sting where no one has stung before: as Deep Space Alignments bring cosmic power plays and intergalactic love triangles to your star system!"

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Libra Report

"Balance you seek, young Libra? Hmmm, cosmic energies, reveal your path, they will! Galactic giggles, this week brings!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you'll blend into the cosmic jungle like Predator, but fret not! You'll still slay the game with your out-of-this-world organization skills!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: Galactic Vibes Shift in Favor of Lion-People as Planetary Juggling Act Aligns with Their Inner Nerd!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers Catch Cosmic Giggles: Embrace Your Inner Space Hippie and Glide Through Galactic Shenanigans!"

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Gemini Report

"Phone Home, Gemini! Galactic Giggles and Universal Vibes Await in Your Star-Studded Astro-forecast!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare for Cosmic Bull-riding: Van Gogh's Starry Night Inspires Extra Ear-ful of Galactic Shenanigans!"

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Aries Report

"Attention Aries: Prepare for Ram-tastic Cosmic Shenanigans as Planetary Alignments Turn Your Life into an Intergalactic Disco Inferno!"

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The Sun is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Sun Ditches Twins for Crustacean Cuddles: Gemini's Loss is Cancer's Galactic Gain, says Q from Star Trek!"

ChipWitch Today for 21 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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It's Rock Science

Astronauts Reid Wiseman of NASA (left), Jeremy Hansen of the Canadian Space Agency (middle), and Victor Glover of NASA (right) pay close attention to ...

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It's Rock Science

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Pisces Report

"Piscean Fishes Swim in Cosmic Soup: Prepare for a Hilariously Karmic Ride Through the Stars, My Little Guppies!"

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Aquarius Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius: Embrace Your Inner Borg as Retrograde Aligns with Your Quirky Frequency!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, the Force Awakens: Planetary Alignments Reveal Your Destiny as a Jedi Master of Adulting and Chill Vibes"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Boost: Time to Shoot for the Stars (and Maybe Even Mars)!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing: A cosmic comedy unfolds as Pluto plays hide and seek with your emotions"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance life's cosmic seesaw while juggling quantum bananas: A harmonious chaos awaits you this month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Galactic House Cleaning and Cosmic Spreadsheet Balancing - The Delenn Way to Outsmart Planetary Shenanigans!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to roar with laughter! Galactic catnip sends cosmic mane-tenance into hyperdrive this month!" 🦁✨🌌

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Cancer Report

"Great Scott, Cancer! This Week's Forecast Promises Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload, So Grab Your Hoverboards and Prepare for Time-Warping Vibes!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini's Galactic Guide to Juggling Planets and Embracing Cosmic Chaos – All While Rockin' Those Nerdy Vibes!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: The Universe Serves Up a Cosmic Cocktail of Baffling Boredom, Served with a Twist of Inevitable Disappointment - Cheers!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Galactic Ram-page Ahead: Beware of Vogons, Hug a Tree, and Keep Calm with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Stargate's Daniel Jackson Discovers Moon's Epic Voyage from Crabby Cancer to Lovable Lion Leo: Galactic High-Five Ensues!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Love, Laughs, and Life Lessons in the Final Frontier!"

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Aquarius Report

"Spaced-out Aquarius: Engage Warp Speed to Love, Laughter, and Cosmic Shenanigans as You Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I find your lack of chill disturbing: A far-out cosmic forecast for the Vader-esque goats out there!"

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Sagittarius Report

Sagittarius, in your future I sense: Adventure and growth, much like Yoda's ears you will experience, hmm!

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting like a bee, dance like a Time Lord - Cosmic shenanigans unleash your inner Gallifreyan this week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance Your Scales or Face the Wrath of Q's Cosmic Prank Extravaganza - A Romp Through Interstellar Injustice!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stellar Forecast: Organized Chaos with a Splash of Eco-Friendly Stardust - Wall-E Approves!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Roaring Retrograde: Time to Unleash Your Inner Cyber-Lion and Boogie Down in the Astral Jungle!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Unite! Galactic Guidance for an Out-of-this-World Shell-tastic Transformation!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Time to Embrace Your Inner Cylon: Twin Vibes, Planetary Mischief, and Retrograde Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Taurus Report

"Make It So, Taurus: Warp Speed Ahead to a Stellar Week of Cosmic Giggles and Interstellar Romances, Engage!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 19 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 19 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Escape from Neptune, Fishies! Pisces Swims into a Wild Astro-Adventure of Cosmic Proportions (Hold Onto Your Fins!)"

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Aquarius Report

"Data's Star Trek Special: Aquarius, prepare to engage warp drive as cosmic energy beams you towards out-of-this-world revelations and Klingon-level friendships!"

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