Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Galactic Collision of Energies as Mars Shifts into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Star Socks!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 16 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 13 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 39 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Aries! ♈ So, Mercury's moved into your sign and you're feeling a bit like an over-caffeinated squirrel at a nut convention. This planet of communication is making your tongue faster than a two-legged cheetah on roller skates. Not to mention, your brain is lighting up like an alien spaceship at a disco party! 🛸💥 As for the old cheese in the sky, the moon is about 13 days old. It's officially a teenager, so expect some lunar-teen angst. Mood swings? Check. An intense craving for independence? Double check. And a strange urge to listen to emo music? Well, that's optional. With all this going on, you might feel a bit like a cosmic yo-yo. One minute you're up, the next you're down. But remember, it's all part of the grand universal dance. So, embrace your inner geek, channel your hippie vibes, and remember – the universe doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents. 🌌🎨 In short, Aries, it's time to buckle up, because you're in for a wild ride. Remember to stay cool, keep your wit sharp, and if all else fails, just blame it on the alignment of the stars! #AriesTheRam #MercuryMadness #TeenMoonTantrums #AstroGeekChic #CosmicRollercoaster

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.03.2024 07:02:02 (ari-23-03-2024)