By The Chip Witch on Monday, 22 January 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, Expect a Galactic-Sized Overload of Energy This Week - Hopefully Not from an Exploding Star!"

The next Aries will start in 58 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 22 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 48 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 74 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 100 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, Aries! I hope you're ready for a galactic ride on the Starship Sinclair. The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old, which in the grand cosmic scheme of things, is still a wee space baby! Now, Aries, my dear cosmic warrior, you're as fiery as a solar flare in the corona of the sun. This week, channel that energy wisely, or else you might just create a supernova in your kitchen while attempting to microwave popcorn...again. #PopcornDisaster With Mars, your ruling planet, currently in a tango with Venus, you might feel a strange attraction towards the recliner and a marathon of Babylon 5. Don't resist it. Embrace it! Your inner couch potato has been calling out for some quality time with Commander Sinclair. #BabylonBinge This week, don't be surprised if your communication skills are as clear as a transmission through a black hole. Mercury's doing the cha-cha in your communication sector, and we all know how that can scramble signals. So, take a deep breath before you explain Schrödinger's cat to your grandma. Again. #PhysicsFamilyTime Remember, Aries, the universe is vast, mysterious, and full of stars...just like your potential. So strap in, buckle up, and enjoy this cosmic journey. And remember, if all else fails, there's always tea. Earl Grey. Hot. #StarTrekTeaTime Until next time, stay nerdy, my friends. The stars are watching.

#Aries

SignToday Is Posting: 22.01.2024 07:02:54 (ari-22-01-2024)

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