"Alien Alert! Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Icy Blast of Self-Discovery, Courtesy of Your Galactic Overlords!"
The next Aries will start in 309 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The moon is currently in Aries
Mercury moves to Aries in 299 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 325 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 351 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.1 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, Aries! It's time to escape from your ordinary world and embrace the cosmic chaos of the universe. Buckle up, as we journey through the celestial dimensions like Snake Plissken in Escape from New York (or LA, if you prefer).
With the Moon chillin' in your sign, you're feeling more alive than a radioactive mutant rat in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. You might even find yourself channeling your inner Snake as you stealthily navigate the urban jungle of life. But remember, all that glitters isn't gold... or tasty canned food for survival. #MoonInAries #RadioactiveRat
Jupiter is also doing a little jig in Aries, so let's just say you're about to encounter some cosmic good fortune that would make even Snake Plissken envious. Keep an eye out for opportunities to expand your horizons, whether it's scoring a sweet new gig or simply mastering the art of one-liners. #JupiterInAries #CosmicGoodFortune
As the Waning Crescent moon gets closer to its next full form on June 4th at 3:43:56 AM, you may experience some intense emotions akin to navigating a minefield in the middle of Times Square. Don't worry, though; you've got the skills and daring attitude to handle whatever comes your way. Just remember to stay focused and keep your eyes on the prize. #WaningCrescentMoon #MinefieldEmotions
So, dear Aries, channel your inner Snake, embrace the wild cosmic energy surrounding you, and conquer the urban wasteland of life. You got this! And, as always, stay groovy! #AriesHoroscope #SnakePlisskenStyle
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.05.2023 07:03:54 (ari-16-05-2023)