By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 14 June 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Ignite: Martian Mayhem or Galactic Growth? Buckle Your Astro-Seatbelts!"

The next Aries will start in 280 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 25 days, at Sunday, 09 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 270 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 296 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 322 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Hey there, Aries! Well, it's time to buckle up for a wild cosmic ride! You see, with the Waning Crescent moon being 25.7 days old, you're about to enter the galactic equivalent of a "What the frell?" moment. Picture yourself riding a solar-powered unicycle through a wormhole, while trying to solve a Rubik's Cube wearing mittens... Yep, that's what it feels like! 🌙🛸 Now, don't panic, my fiery friends! Just because interstellar chaos is swirling around you like a rogue asteroid belt, it doesn't mean you can't navigate your way through it. Trust your instincts, and remember: if you can survive the Peacekeeper Wars, you can survive anything. 🔥🚀 With the next full moon appearing at 11:40:30 on the 3rd of July 2023, you'll want to prepare your laser-focus to kick some serious asteroid. Harness the power of lunar energy to propel yourself towards your goals like an out-of-control transport pod - just remember not to crash land! 🌕⚡ So, Aries, as you venture boldly into the great cosmic unknown this month, keep your eyes peeled for unexpected opportunities and embrace your inner nerdy hippie astrologer scientist warrior. After all, what's life without a little space-time continuum shenanigans? 🤓✌️🔮 #AriesInSpace #WaningCrescentMadness #FrellYeahAstrology #TrustYourInnerNerd #MoonPoweredUnicycles #ChaosIsJustAnotherWordForOpportunity

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.06.2023 07:02:01 (ari-14-06-2023)

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