"Aries, Gort Barada Nikto! Galactic Giggle-fest Awaits as Planetary Vibes Usher in a Far-Out Funkadelic Fiesta"
We are currently in the sign of Aries
The Moon moves to Aries in 6 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 333 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 359 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Ahoy, my fiery Aries mates! Captain Jack Harkness here, and I've got some celestial news for you that's hotter than a supernova. So, buckle up, because Jupiter is currently crashing your party, and things are about to get wild!
With Jupiter in your sign, it's time to open a fresh can of cosmic whoop-ass and show the world what you're made of. The universe is giving you a galactic hall pass to take center stage and let your inner rebel shine. Sure, you might ruffle a few feathers, but hey, that's just how you roll. #AriesRebel
Now, let's chat about the Third Quarter moon, which is 21 days old and looking finer than a Venusian in a tuxedo. This lunar phase is all about releasing, cleansing, and finding balance like a graceful alien on a tightrope. It's time to ditch those old habits that make you feel as stuck as a TARDIS in a time loop. #FreshStartsAndTimeyWimeyStuff
So, Aries, as you embark on this cosmic adventure, remember: you're the captain of your own destiny, and with Jupiter in your corner, you've got the wind in your sails and a song in your heart. Embrace the weird, wonderful, and downright wacky, and watch as the stars align in your favor. #EmbraceTheCosmicChaos
Until next time, space cowboys and cowgirls, this is Captain Jack Harkness, signing off. And remember: love, laugh, and keep your phasers set to stun! #CaptainJackOut
#Aries