"Aries, Prepare Your Spacesuits for a Galactic Joyride of Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Comedy! Frakkin' Hilarious!"
We are currently in the sign of Aries
The Moon moves to Aries in 14 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 341 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, my dear Aries, or should I say, the Ram-bunctious replicants of the zodiac! As Jupiter, the cosmic Gandalf, takes residency in your sign, it's time to buckle up for a wild ride through the neon-lit streets of your destiny. Prepare for an adventure that'll make you question what it means to be human...or a sheep. 🐑
With the Full Moon now 13 days old (that's right, a teenager moon), emotions are at their peak, giving you the energy of a thousand electric unicorns. Channel this power into creating, exploring, and even defying gravity. Who needs a flying car when you've got the power of the cosmos in your corner? 🌕✨
As #JupiterInAries expands your horizons, don't be afraid to take risks, dear Ram. Embrace your inner Roy Batty and soar into the unknown like a beautifully terrifying monologue. But remember, all those moments will not be lost in time, like tears in rain. Instead, they'll be etched into the stars – making you an interstellar legend. 🚀
So, my fierce Aries friends, embark on this cosmic journey with gusto, and may the odds be ever in your favor. Keep your eyes on the sky, your heart in the clouds, and your feet on the ground…or not. Float if you want to, I'm not your astrological babysitter. 😉
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