Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarians, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Flux Capacitor Overload! Time-Space Continuum Shenanigans Ahead!"

The next Aquarius will start in 85 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 100 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 112 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 108 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 85 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Aquarius, listen up! With the full moon at its hormonal-teenage-phase of 14.2 days old, things are going to get a little interesting for you. I mean, we're talking "accidentally spilled a whole vial of Cylon goo" interesting. This moon, it's like a grouchy Admiral Adama on a Monday morning. It’s not playing around. Now, I’m not saying you should start preparing for a full-scale Cylon invasion, but maybe keep your toaster unplugged, just in case. You’re going to find yourself pushed towards uncharted territories this week, and I don’t just mean accidentally stumbling into Roslin’s quarters. You’re a natural-born explorer, Aquarius, but even the most skilled pilot can get a bit nervous when the DRADIS goes on the fritz. Embrace the unknown, my celestial friend. It’s time to kick fear out of the airlock and dive headfirst into the cosmic abyss. After all, life isn't about finding the perfect landing spot, it's about enjoying the ride and hoping you don't crash into a moon on the way down. Keep your eyes open for unexpected alliances. That Capricorn in the corner cubicle? They might just be your Apollo. And that Taurus barista who always misspells your name? Could be your very own Chief Tyrol, ready to help you navigate through the storm. Remember, Aquarius, even in the vastness of space, you're never alone. So, go ahead, chart a new course, take a leap of faith, and remember to keep your frakkin' sense of humor about you. #AquariusAdventures #MoonMadness #StarbuckStyle #ToasterTroubles #CosmicChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-28-10-2023)