Aquarius Report

"Attention Aquarians: Mercury in Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over! Time to Reboot Your Planetary Processor!"

The next Aquarius will start in 301 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 309 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 257 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 14.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, my Aquarian amigos! I hope you brought your space suits because Pluto is parked right in your living room. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Pluto that tiny, icy dwarf planet that got kicked out of the cool kids' planet club?" Well, yes, but don't let its size fool you, it's still packing a cosmic punch! With Pluto in your sign, expect some deep transformations in your life. It's like upgrading from a flip phone to a smartphone - scary at first, but then you wonder how you ever lived without emojis and cat videos. You're about to experience revelations so profound, they'll make Einstein’s theory of relativity look like child’s play. We're talking real 'Matrix' red pill stuff here. So, brace yourself for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Your life is about to get a lot more interesting than that last season of Game of Thrones. Now, let's talk about that full moon. She's 14.8 days old and looking fabulous. The Full Moon is like your cosmic spotlight, illuminating all those dark corners of your life. It's like someone turned on the light in the middle of your midnight snack raid. Suddenly, everything's clear, including the fact that you're eating pickles and peanut butter...again. Expect emotions to run high, dear Aquarius. But remember, it's okay to feel all the feels – just maybe not all at once. It's a roller coaster ride, not a rocket launch. So, strap in and enjoy the ride! #PlutoInAquarius #FullMoonFever #RollerCoasterRide #CosmicRevelations #NerdAstrologerOut 🚀🌕💫

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-25-03-2024)