Aquarius Report

"Quantum Leaps & Lunar Lattes: Aquarius, Your Week in the Multiverse!"

The next Aquarius will start in 29 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 44 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 56 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 52 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 29 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Aquarius. Listen up, 'cause the stars have got a bit of a plot twist for you. We've got a Waxing Gibbous moon that’s 11.1 days old right now, roughly as mature as a teenager that still thinks socks with sandals are "in". Let's talk about your ruling planet, Uranus (yes, I know, insert schoolyard joke here). It's shaking things up in the cosmos to bring some unexpected happenings your way. You might feel like you've suddenly been transported into a parallel universe where cats bark and people actually find it amusing when you explain quantum physics at parties. Don't panic though! Embrace the weirdness, it's your jam. Work may feel like you're trying to solve a Rubik’s cube while wearing mittens. Keep at it, though. Your intellect is sharper than the pointy end of a spork. You can handle this. In the love department, Venus is doing a bit of a cosmic cha-cha. This could mean that romance is about to hit you like a rogue TARDIS. To potential partners, you're as irresistible as a fresh batch of fish fingers and custard. Healthwise, it's time to take care of your body as if it's the last Galifreyan out there. Get some rest, eat your veggies, and maybe try yoga or something. So, Aquarius, embrace the unusual, solve the unsolvable, and remember to keep your sonic screwdriver handy. #AquariusVibes #WaxingGibbousWisdom #UranusUnleashed #FishFingersAndCustardRomance #DoctorWhooligan

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.12.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-23-12-2023)