Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Whirlwind of Quantum Quirkiness - Even Your Alien Friends May Need a Star Map!"

The next Aquarius will start in 332 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 340 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus is currently in Aquarius

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Oh, Aquarius! Your stars are turning into a cosmic party! Venus, Mars, and Pluto are all chilling in your sign. It's like having all of your favorite alien species over for a rager, except these celestial bodies are way more predictable than a Xenomorph! Venus is blasting love vibes your way like it's on an Alien mission. Don't be surprised if you start attracting admirers like Ripley attracts acid-spitting extraterrestrials. Just remember, they might not all have as much depth as an interstellar space void. #LoveIsInTheAirlock Meanwhile, Mars is turning up the heat on your ambitions. Like Ripley in a power loader, you're ready to tackle anything that crosses your path. Just make sure you’re not blindly charging ahead like a facehugger on a caffeine rush. Balance is key, my dear water bearer. #MarsMadness And let’s talk about Pluto. No, it's not just a cute Disney dog, or a forgotten planet (still a planet in my heart!). In your sign, it’s all about transformation. You might feel like you're going through a metamorphosis, like a chestburster popping out in a new, terrifyingly beautiful form. Embrace it! Change is natural and necessary, even if it's occasionally messy. #PlutoPower Lastly, our Full Moon is 13.7 days old - practically a teenager in lunar years! This brings a surge of emotional energy. Be sure to channel it wisely, lest you find yourself howling at the moon like a Werewolf in space. #LunarLunacy So, buckle up Aquarius, because your astrological spaceship is set for a wild ride. Remember to keep your helmet on and enjoy the journey. And most importantly, no matter how intense things get, just remember: In space, nobody can hear you scream...but on Earth, we all have to listen to your karaoke. #AquariusAlienAdventure

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-23-02-2024)