Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Chaos Ensues as Uranus Forgets to Knock Before Entering Your House of Love!"

The next Aquarius will start in 335 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 16 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aquarius

Venus is currently in Aquarius

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

"Aquarius, in the most logical and empirical way, I advise you to brace yourself. Your planetary house appears to be hosting a celestial convention. Mercury, Venus, Mars, and even Pluto have dropped by. Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is currently in your sign. Be prepared for a barrage of emails, texts, and telepathic messages from across the universe. #CommunicationOverload Venus, the queen of love and hipster fashion is also in Aquarius. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself attracted to people who wear glasses, have a deep appreciation for Star Trek, and can recite the periodic table backwards. #NerdyIsTheNewSexy Mars, the fiery ball of energy, is also in your sign. You might feel an overwhelming desire to debate quantum physics with anyone who will listen. Remember, not everyone understands the humor in Schrodinger’s cat. #QuantumComedy Pluto, despite its demotion as a planet, insists on joining the party. It's an underdog story that even Captain Kirk would appreciate. As it's also in Aquarius, you may find yourself rooting for the little guy and standing up to any bullies in your life. #PlutoStillAPlanetToMe And let's not forget the Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 11 days old. This phase of the moon is like a teenager, a bit rebellious, moody, and brimming with potential. It's a perfect time to start that new project you've been thinking about. Just make sure it doesn’t involve any red shirts. #StarTrekHumor So, dear Aquarius, your week seems to be filled with communication, love, energy, transformation, and a dash of lunar rebellion. Engage! #AquariusEngage"

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-20-02-2024)