Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirk Alert! - Aquarius: Brace for Cosmic Synchronicity as Uranus U-Turns into Retrograde. Also, Don't Forget to Water Your Plants!"

The next Aquarius will start in 189 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Monday, 22 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 197 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 145 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Greetings, you water-bearing Aquarian rockstars! The cosmos has aligned itself like a celestial Rubik's Cube and I've got your intergalactic weather report. Pluto, the lord of the underworld (no, not the adorable Disney dog), is currently on a retrograde stroll in your sign. And you know what that means? It's time to do a Rimmer-style "Rimmerama" dance routine with your inner demons. They've been doing the conga in your subconscious for too long. The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old, which I have calculated using my superior nerd-tastic abilities (and possibly some duct tape and paperclips). This lunar phase is often associated with decision-making, so if you've been sitting on the fence about whether to invest in that life-size replica of Starbug, now might be the time to take the leap. You never know, it could become your own personal escape pod from reality! Remember, Aquarians, just as the caterpillar turns into Arnold J Rimmer... I mean, a butterfly, transformation is part of your journey. Embrace the change, even if it's as confusing as a quantum physics textbook written in Esperanto. In love, you might find yourself attracted to someone as eccentric as Holly's hard-light version. If they laugh at your jokes and appreciate your rendition of the "Rimmer Munchkin song", they're definitely a keeper. And finally, in the words of the great Arnold himself, remember to "stay groovy" and keep being your unique, quirky self. The universe needs more people who can dance to the beat of their own dwarf star. Hashtag #RedDwarfWisdom, #AquariusStarbugLife, #RetrogradeRimmerRumba, #GroovyAquarians.

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-15-07-2024)