Aquarius Report

"EXTERMINATE Boredom, Aquarius! Galactic Shifts Set to Inject New Adventures into Your Life-Cycle!"

The next Aquarius will start in 311 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 319 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 267 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Aquarians! Alright, so picture this: Mars and Pluto are bunking up in your sign like a pair of over-enthusiastic Trekkies at a Star Trek convention. Now, I don't want to say they're causing chaos, but last I checked, Mars didn't bring any snacks and Pluto is hogging the remote. So prepare for some celestial sibling rivalry! Mars, the planet of action, is making you feel like you've just downed six espressos and you're ready to conquer the universe - or at least put together that IKEA furniture that's been sitting in the corner since 2007. Meanwhile, Pluto, the little planet who could (and did!), is playing the psychological card, pushing you to reevaluate your deepest desires. Maybe you don't want to build that IKEA bookshelf after all. Maybe you'd rather turn it into a modern art sculpture and call it "Swedish Melancholy." In other news, our First Quarter moon, currently 5.6 days old, is going through its angsty pre-teen phase. It's all about self-expression and taking bold steps right now. Don't be afraid to bust out those neon bell-bottoms and express yourself. Remember, folks, the cosmos is like a cosmic comic con this week. Embrace your inner geek, dance with the energy, and let it guide you to the next thrilling episode of "Life: Aquarius Edition." #AquariusPower #MarsInAquarius #PlutoGotGame #MoonPhaseFrenzy #CosmicComicCon

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-15-03-2024)