Aquarius Report

"Stellar Update: Aquarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars are Going More Haywire Than Wall-E on a Coffee Binge!"

We are currently in the sign of Aquarius

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 24 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aquarius

Venus moves to Aquarius in 5 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Oh, my dear Aquarians, brace yourselves as you've become the cosmic hot spot! With both Mercury and Pluto mischievously dancing in your sign, it's like hosting a celestial party where everyone’s invited, but no one brought snacks. #StarvedForAttention Mercury, the chatty Cathy of the cosmos, is set on turning your life into an intergalactic episode of Jerry Springer. Miscommunications? Expect them. Emails sent to the wrong person? Double-check before hitting ‘send’. Accidentally blurting out your secret love for 80s disco music during a serious business meeting? Well, that's just Tuesday. Meanwhile, Pluto, that brooding anti-social planet, is lurking in the background, rummaging through your emotional closet and digging up skeletons you forgot even existed. #SorryNotSorry Pluto! It’s like that awkward moment when you open a cupboard and everything falls out, except it's your feelings. #EmotionalAvalanche But fear not, Aquarius, for the waxing crescent moon is only a sprightly 2.8 days old, acting as your cosmic nightlight in these trying times. This young moon is all about new beginnings, so let it guide you through the chaos, leading you towards a shinier, happier version of yourself, much like a GPS... if your GPS was set to the voice of Morgan Freeman. #MoonGPS In conclusion, Aquarius, this period is like attending a cosmic comic-con, where you're cosplaying as Sherlock Holmes trying to solve the mystery of your own life. And remember, just like any good comic-con, it's going to be chaotic, overwhelming, and filled with unexpected surprises. But hey, isn't that half the fun? #CosmicComicCon #AquariusAdventures Until next time, may the stars keep you stumbling along the path of hilarious self-discovery.

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-12-02-2024)