Aquarius Report

"Galactic Forecast for Aquarius: Lightsabers on Standby as Uranus Plans a Surprise Rebellion!"

The next Aquarius will start in 323 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 4 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 331 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus is currently in Aquarius

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Aquarius! As a fellow Alien enthusiast, I can assure you that your horoscope this week is more packed than Ripley's spaceship after she's found out there's an extraterrestrial hitchhiker onboard. With Venus, Mars, AND Pluto in your sign, it's like a trifecta of cosmic energy that's about to burst out of your chest...metaphorically speaking, of course. We're not in a sci-fi horror movie, but it does mean emotions, passion, and transformation are on the menu. Venus in your sign is like having a lovey-dovey facehugger. You're radiating charm and attractiveness, making everyone around you swoon. Just remember, consent is key, even when you're as irresistible as a Xenomorph Queen. Mars, on the other hand, is like that power loader suit Ripley uses in the final showdown. It's giving you the strength to tackle any challenge that comes your way. Whether it's a pesky android or a pile of paperwork, you've got the power! Pluto is the sneaky chestburster of the trio. It might be smaller, but boy, does it pack a punch! Expect some intense transformations. You might feel like you're being turned inside out, but don't worry, it's less gruesome and more like evolving into a higher version of yourself. With the Third Quarter Moon being 21.9 days old, it's like we're in the final act of the movie and everything is coming to a head. Take this time to reflect on your recent past and prepare for the climax. Remember, the end is just the beginning of a new cycle! So, Aquarius, buckle up because this week is going to be like a thrilling ride through the cosmos. And hey, if you happen to stumble upon a creepy alien egg, maybe don't touch it, okay? #AlienHoroscope #AstrologyRipleyStyle #OutOfThisWorldAquarius #CosmicChestbursterParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-03-03-2024)