By The Chip Witch on Friday, 25 August 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo, brace yourself for Cosmic Housekeeping: Mercury Retrograde Mops up Your Mess!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 45 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! We've got some celestial shenanigans happening in your sign. First off, Mercury is retrograde in your home turf. Oh joy! You know how your emails sometimes feel like they’re being sent via carrier pigeon? Well, prepare for them to take a detour to Mars, possibly even via the Andromeda galaxy. Speaking of Mars, the Red Planet is also hanging out in Virgo. Now, this could either mean you're about to embark on a mission to Mars (pack some snacks!) or you're just going to have a very intense week. Either way, remember to keep your phasers set to stun, not kill. Now for the Moon. The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. Kinda like that leftover pizza in your fridge. Might be good, might give you food poisoning... only one way to find out. But in moon terms, it means it's a time for growth, although you might want to skip growing any mold colonies from said pizza. So, in summary, Virgo, this week could be as chaotic as a physics equation with imaginary numbers (I'm looking at you, Schrödinger's cat). But remember, Virgos are the Hermione Grangers of the zodiac; we get stuff done, no matter the cosmic climate. You've got this! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some astral anomalies to investigate. Peace out, space cowboys! #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #MarsInVirgo #MoonPizza #AstroNerd #Babylon5Humor

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-25-08-2023)

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