"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Bowties! Intergalactic Twists and Turns Ahead... and Spoilers, Sweetie!"
The next Virgo will start in 154 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury moves to Virgo in 126 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Venus moves to Virgo in 136 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Dearest Virgos, or as I affectionately refer to you, the cosmic accountants of the Zodiac. Currently, the moon is sojourning in your neighborhood, a Waxing Gibbous one that's around 12.1 days old. Now, don't get too excited, it's not there for a housewarming party or to borrow a cup of sugar.
Remember, this moon isn't waxing poetically, it's waxing gibbous-ly, which means it's bigger than a half moon but not quite ready for its full moon debut. Think of it as a celestial teenager; it's going through a phase (pun intended). Your challenge? To navigate this period of almost-but-not-quite completeness.
Fortunately, you Virgos are experts in the art of patience, organization, and nitpicking. So, let's put those skills to use. Is there a project you've been working on? A spaceship engine to fix? A recipe for Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to perfect? This is the time. Just remember, perfection is an illusion, like the idea that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitchhiker can have (#ItsActuallyTea).
As the moon swells, so will your desire for order and reason. But don't forget to leave room for a bit of chaos. After all, without chaos, we'd never have the delightful improbability of life in our universe (#ThankYouInfiniteImprobabilityDrive).
So, Virgos, embrace the gibbous moon energy. Tidy up, organize, and plan. But remember to take some time out for a cup of tea, and maybe a spontaneous intergalactic adventure or two. Because who knows? Tomorrow you might wake up and find that your home planet has been destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass (#AlwaysKnowWhereYourTowelIs).
Keep your wits about you and your towel handy, Virgos. The universe is a wonderfully chaotic place, and you're just the right kind of organized to handle it.
#Virgo
SignToday Is Posting: 22.03.2024 07:52:02 (vir-22-03-2024)