"Virgo's Horoscope: Even Gandalf Can't Help You Find Your Missing Socks - But Venus Might!"
The next Virgo will start in 318 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Virgo in 290 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Venus is currently in Virgo
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey Virgo, alright, you're up! So, let's kick this off by saying that Venus is right now in your sign, and boy, she's feeling more at home than a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. This is like having your favorite aunty visit who always slips you an extra cookie when mom isn't looking. #ExtraCookieLuck
Now, with the moon at 25.5 days old, I mean, it's practically a millennial. It's probably sipping on a soy latte and struggling to pay its astronomical rent. But hey, this Waning Crescent phase means it's time for you to finish up old projects or finally clear out those 23 tabs open on your browser. I know, it hurts, but it's gotta be done. #MoonMillennial
As for the upcoming full moon, well, it's set to pop on October 28th at 20:24:27. I mean, who comes up with these times, right? It's not like the moon has a wristwatch... or does it? Anyway, this will be a powerful time for reflection, like staring into the mirror and realizing you've accidentally been rocking the Einstein hair look all day. Embrace it, you're a genius in disguise! #EinsteinHairDontCare
Just remember, Virgo, you're as unique as a unicorn playing a ukulele. Keep shining, and may the force, or rather the stars, be with you. #VirgoVibes
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.10.2023 07:52:02 (vir-10-10-2023)