By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 02 August 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect Unprecedented Levels of Organization, Smug Satisfaction and Perhaps a Sudden Urge to Alphabetize Your Spice Rack!"

The next Virgo will start in 22 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 15 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 68 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Well, Virgo, hold onto your telescopes because this week is going to be a celestial smorgasbord! Mercury, your ruling planet, has decided to take up residence in your sign. This is a bit like your mom moving into your apartment unannounced. Sure, it's great to have someone doing your laundry and cooking your meals, but you're going to have to put up with the occasional nag about why you're still single and why you don't ring more often. #MercuryInVirgo #ThanksMom Now, don't panic, but Mars has also decided to crash the party. The Red Planet in Virgo is a bit like Spock at a karaoke night. It might seem out of place, but it's going to bring a lot of energy and some unexpected harmonies. Use this energy to tackle those projects you've been procrastinating on. You know, like that model of the USS Enterprise you've been building in your garage. #MarsInVirgo #SpockOnTheMic And lastly, we can't forget about our big, beautiful Full Moon, currently 15.4 days old. She's a little over halfway through her monthly journey and is feeling quite emotional about it. In human years, she'd be going through her teenage phase, so expect a bit of lunar moodiness and maybe a hint of rebellion. It's a good time for introspection and reflection, and an even better time to howl at the moon (preferably in a Star Trek uniform). #FullMoonVibes #WolfieTrekkie So, Virgo, buckle up and prepare for warp speed! This week is going to be one heck of a cosmic ride. Live long and prosper, my friends. #StarTrekHoroscope #VirgoWarpSpeed

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.08.2023 07:52:02 (vir-02-08-2023)

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