"Taureans, Prepare for an Udder-ly Amazing Week, Says Van Gogh's Stary Starry Forecast!"
The next Taurus will start in 172 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 198 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 182 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 222 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Alright, Taurus, buckle up! With both Jupiter and Uranus in retrograde in your sign, it's a bit like having two rogue Daleks in the TARDIS control room... absolute chaos, am I right? But you know what they say, "When life gives you Daleks, make Dalek-ade!"
Jupiter, big guy of blessings and good fortune, is doing a moonwalk backwards through your sign. This might feel like you've gone into a time warp where your socks are always missing their match and your tea is perpetually lukewarm. But don't fret, it's just a signal to take a step back and reflect on your past successes. Like that time you didn't trip over that rock... You're doing great!
Uranus, on the other hand, is like a quirky scientist with wild hair who’s just reversed his usual course. Expect surprises, Taurus. Like finding out your favorite pair of jeans have been shrunk in the wash or maybe, just maybe, you'll stumble upon an amazing, undiscovered alien civilization...in your backyard.
With the Waning Gibbous moon looking down at us like a cosmic Cheshire cat, emotions might be running high. You might feel as confused as a Cyberman at a logic convention. Keep cool, Taurus. Maybe try meditating or yoga...or just eat that extra slice of cake. No judgment here!
In short, Taurus, keep your sonic screwdriver handy! You never know when life will throw a curveball, or a random temporal shift, your way. Stay brilliantly you, and remember, don't let the weeping angels get you down!
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SignToday Is Posting: 31.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-31-10-2023)