By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 31 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, The Bull with a Cosmic Butter Pat: Milky Way's Most Reluctant Matador Faces Planetary Flamenco!"

The next Taurus will start in 233 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 259 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 243 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 283 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 15 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Taurus! 🐂 It seems that the universe, in its infinite wisdom, has set your celestial stage with Jupiter 🌌 parking its cosmic caravan in your sign. Allow me to say, "Make it so!" #JupiterInTaurus Jupiter, the galaxy's most jovial gas giant, is on a mission to bring abundance and expansion right to your front door, or perhaps your starship's transporter room. #BeamMeUpScotty Don't forget Uranus, though. That cheeky planet is in retrograde, my dear Taurus. It's like the universal equivalent of reversing the warp engines - things might get a bit... unexpected. But hey, if we can handle the Borg, you can handle a little cosmic shakeup. #UranusRetrograde Now, let's talk about that Full Moon 🌕, 15 days old and perfectly ripe for picking. In Starfleet, we'd likely use it to illuminate a dark nebula or something equally dramatic. For you, it's a signal to reflect and release. Think of it as an opportunity to delete some obsolete files from your personal hard drive. #FullMoonMagic Remember, Taurus, resistance is futile when it comes to these celestial influences. So, engage! And set a course for your best life. Warp speed ahead, dear Taurus. The final frontier awaits. #ResistanceIsFutile #WarpSpeedAhead

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-31-08-2023)

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